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  • Since when was Native American a religion?

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  • I love Larry David ahaha

  • everybody seems so happy when they find out their Indian

  • fake, no way this guy is Indian... more Jewish piggybacking off another race.

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  • those percents dont make sense, plus you cant determine race from dna, also geroge lopez is a moron

  • They were ;laughing in the end... so does that mean it's not true? lol I don't get it,

  • this the coolest show i have ever seen dna testing larry david wtf

    is it real??

  • Yeah Americans are a bunch of niggers.

  • this only furthers the stereotype that george lopez is funny

  • I dont know if he brought it up on his show Curb' But that would be an Awesome episode for sure trying to become an Indian warrior going through the practices & trying to curb the other side 'some' the Jewish part.:D Gotta love Larry... Oh Yea the episode with the whispering vagina Indian is an episode which must be watched again.;)

  • A lot of Americans will have some Native Indian in them. You think the Europeans didn't fuck a bunch of them when they arrived on the continent?

  • So he was adopted after all.... haha

  • smoke a joint... and CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

  • What I love about Larry is he makes himself laugh first, then if you secretly share his point of view then you laugh.........

    Not Larry David, but very funny!....check out JERRY RIO.........search for me! You'll be highly amused!

  • larry david is jewish & native american? wow.

  • @11rainyday Either that or the test can not distinguish certain types of Middle Eastern DNA so they classify it as "Native American". The latter option is more probable.

  • @return135 either way, it still shocks the hell outta me lol!

  • @return135 I am pretty sure he might have some type of middle eastern dna.I have no idea why dont include middle eastern on that dna list on the show.

  • Typical whiny Jew.

  • You can tell that Larry is so pissed and thinks this show is beneath him.....he's right.

  • Americans are mongrel mutts.

    Here in Europe we don't even consider Americans of White, as you people identify and entitle yourselves of.

  • @Reboothis No one cares loser

  • @Smythe705 Then why did you reply, you American mutt?

  • @Reboothis Im aussie dipshit

  • @Reboothis and many of you Euros are inbred, so what's your point?

    As for me, I am German and a slight bit Native American... like it really matters, eh Herr Hitler!

  • @Reboothis I'm glad you don't consider me white or pure, because I don't give a shit about either of those things. I'm a mutt and damn proud of it.

  • @Reboothis shut up fuck knuckle

  • @Reboothis You europeans are also not pure blooded either.Most or a good amount of northern and southern europeans have some middle eastern blood and some asian and rare sub sahrain african blood in their dna's.All white people in todays world are NOT pure blooded.

  • @MiddleEasternBeauti Bullshit you dirty Arab.

    Go back to your sand-box in Middle East, no-one asked for your opinion.

  • @Reboothis How is it bullshit you stupid sand whore??its very well known that europeans are not pure blooded.They never were and never will be.Stupid bitch!...you think i care if anyone asked me or not??Sorry to burst your bubble but your own people have some roots back to many parts of northern middle east and some parts of asia.I dont it bothers you...but too damn bad BITCH!.

  • @Reboothis Where do you think Caucasians and the R dna haplogroup and the J dna haplgroup orginate from???No other then the middle east.By the way i am a clean person...your probably the dirty persoan lying around here.And what box BITCH???...clearly there is no box.hhhahahahah.......asshole,­get yourself a life!.

  • @Reboothis As another European, I'd like to ask you to please stop making all the rest of us Europeans look like drooling, inbred bigots.

    Thanks. :-)

  • @GluttonForSex You are not White nor European.

    By your avatar, I sense you support interracial circus zoo...

    You are just another nigger living in Norway.

    Minorities living in Europe are not Europeans.

    European is the identity of White people.

    Asian is the Identity of Yellow people.

    African is the identity of Niggers.

    Understand?

  • @Reboothis Heheh. I am a Norwegian man with blond hair and blue eyes.

    Culture shock? :-)

  • @GluttonForSex Bullshit, you a female jigaboo, nigger.

    You are just another minority, trying to downgrade my statement, by claiming a false identity.

  • @Reboothis Poor delusional fool.

  • @Reboothis What does that even mean?

  • @Reboothis Apparently in Europe you also lack character and the sensibility for tactfulness

  • lol at everyone trying to explain what race is and trying to make Larry closer to them to build their ego.. We are all humans.. Quit trying to sound better than other folks to build yourselves up..LMAO

  • 3:58 what did he say whats so funny????

  • Many Native Americans are of Jewish descent especially in Kentucky.

  • For the record, Larry David is smart enough to know these results are impossible.

  • This result sort of undermines the validity of the test.

  • @Northax thx for the grammar check cunt. And im a female so that whole gay fantasy rant you typed was an epic fail. Happy holidays bitch.

  • @JL0vely Hahaha, love when dipshits do that. Good one.

  • i am a member of the :Fu-Cow-Eee Tribe

    native american indians

    we got are name when my people were crossing the vast American plains of the mid-west and our chief looked at the medicine man and asked :

    "where the fuck-are-we?" ....and thats how our tribe was named

  • why do white ppl hate jews?? im not saying that no other race does, but i've NEVER heard blacks, latinos, or asians hate on jews. just white ppl. am i wrong? is it just me? if not, what's up with that?

  • @kristina1097 jealous b/c they got bank!

  • @kristina1097 Jews are White themselves. It's just some Whites not liking other Whites. Like some English hate the French, some French hate the Austrians, some Irish hate the English, well in this case, it's some from various White nations hate the Jews, just like many Whites hate the Germans. But most Whites of those countries don't hate the Jews, Germans or any other White group.

  • @IslenoGutierrez

    No, you're conflating ethnicity with nationality. Sub-groups of caucasian include the Britons, Norse, Celts, Slavs, Arabs and Jews.

    French, Irish and English are nationalities, not ethnicities.

  • @Ilikemustard I'm not conflating ethnicity with nationality. I just gave examples of dislikes of White groups against members of the same race. Jews are White, so I gave comparisons of what it is similar to. I'm not saying Jewish is a nationality. I know the difference between nationality and ethnicity, in which there are special cases when nationality can be used as an ethnicity pertaining to a culture as well. But, still, Jews are Caucasians.

  • LARRY DAVID <3

  • smelly jew

  • @BrendaQG He is not Native American, only part Native American. Genes in mixed people can sometimes hide some of the persons partial ancestry. It depends on the individual. Most of the time the mixture is obvious, but not always.

  • @jdd0312 I knew this family who was part Italian, part German. Some brothers and sisters came out with blond hair and blue eyes, and the other side, even though of the same exact blood, came out with black or brown hair, brown eyes and olive skin tone.

    I've seen babies with blond hair, blue eyes and pale white skin come out of a black African woman, because the gene was in her and the father and surfaced from multiple generations back when both must have had European ancestors.

  • @jdd0312 No, the 4% sub Saharan African DNA has little impact on George Lopez skin color. Go travel to central and south America, you'll see fully blooded Native Americans with brown skin everywhere. Go look up ancient Mayan art on Google Image, you'll see brown skin, light and dark all in it.

    When genes are mixed, different features can show up in each individual. Even two biological brothers can look different from each other many times concerning color and facial features if mixed.

  • This could have been a funny segment of the show if George didn't take the test so damn serious.

  • I love Larry David.

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  • It is a lot of work when you find all information, I did a lot of research, my grand parents were part native american and black also my great grandfather was part Irish and native american. I found out that my both tribes were seminole and pee dee. Ancestry website is expensive but worth it. If you want to find out then do your research.

  • His DNA test got mixed up with Jessica Alba's.

  • why does this guy always test DNA ... wtf 

  • Larry David will have to find out why he is 37% native american. He will have to start from beginning.

  • @missexi718 It would be the theme of the next season of curb

  • The moral of the story is don't let your nose define your religion

  • The Casino Joke was so predictable. i was just gonna make one on my comment... :)

  • Love the guy... he is terrified about the DNA test ....Larry David for president !!!

  • Larry David is awesome no matter what he is!

  • Jewishness is a religion but it's almost a race, the way they go about identifying and helping each other grow their businesses.

  • look @ his shoe size

  • btw i dont even think there's a pure original hebrew people bloodline around today lolol

  • 37% native then one of his parents must be half native and the other one mustvee had a grand parent that was hlaf u'd think he'd have a little bit of a clue about his nativeness lol

  • That's obviously wrong though. One of his Grandparents would have to be entirely Native American and another would have to be half! I think he would've noticed that...

  • the jews are the biggest mixed breed on the planet; how is that even news

    the original jews were oriental they mixed to a point of complete transformation

    which is hilarious considering that their religion membership is supposed to be based on blood lines

  • heyhowareya!!!!

    

  • LD all the way

  • wow I would be honoured!

  • well I'm nearly one hundred percent NATIVE AMERICAN.....but I have one-sixteenth of AFRICAN AMERICAN in me.

  • @strangeyoungwoman i had 100 % result is that normal

    but i know my family is strict when it comes to blood line

  • @trinbr I would think that is normal--but when I took my DNA Test, which was 4 yrs. ago...mine seem pretty acurate....maybe because I looked up my family history first. :)

  • JEW IS A RELIGION NOT A RACE

    AND MEXICAN IS A NATIONALTY NOT A RECE

    OMG STUPID PEOPE

  • @Applerizi i dont even know where to begin with you

  • @Applerizi Well said and historically correct.

  • @Applerizi

    No, Jewish is an ethnicity. It's referred to as an ethno-religious group because of the religious part, but there really is a Jewish race.

  • @Ilikemustard so jewish is a race and a religion? that's always confused me. does the same go for muslim?

  • @kristina1097

    Yes. The ethnic Jews shared a common religion, so it shared a name. It is possible to have an atheist Jew, for example Mark Zuckerberg, who is ethnically Jewish but religiously atheist.

    Islam is not an ethno-religious group, as its history is not rooted in a single ethnicity, and many ethnicities make up its population, such as Arabs and sub-Saharan Africans.

  • @Ilikemustard yeah i thought so b/c there's black muslims. thanks!

  • @Ilikemustard There is no Jewish race. There are ethnic Jews who by genetics are of a common group, but they belong to a subgroup of the Caucasian race. They themselves are not a race.

  • @IslenoGutierrez

    Yes, I referred to them as an ethnicity. I often interchange the terms race and ethnicity, as there is no such thing as race in the archaic sense.

  • @Applerizi

    You sir, deserve a cookie!!

  • @Applerizi *Race not rece

    *People not peope

    come on! it doesnt matter how valid a point you made because you called people stupid while spelling elementary words incorrectly

  • @Applerizi Most Jews descend from the Israelites and we share common DNA only found among Jews, so you're the stupid one.

  • @Applerizi jew is a race, retard.

  • @Applerizi lol,i find it funny you call larry david stupid.

  • @Applerizi Mexican is also an ethnicity damn it. what about the Aztecs? us brown/Mestizos are Mexican our race is mixed native and white.

  • @MrPa1310 In the past,Mestizos normally look like Larry David ( Checkout Inca Garcilaso de la Vega and Porfirio Díaz),if your brown with more native features,then your most likely a "Cholo" of just a pure Native.

  • @1coolguysuper interesting. But Larry looks pure white? he is not a mestizo isn't he

  • @Applerizi Yeah, it's not a race, it's an ethno-religious group. Look it up fool.

  • @Applerizi Mexican can be ethnicity too dumbass back at you

  • @Applerizi Youre the stupid one

  • oh this thing do we have to do this its so embarrasing xD

  • When are these dumb jews gonna realize that judaism is a religion, not an ethnicity.

  • @apocalypse1280 You couldn't think of a polite way of making your comment? I fall into the description of Jew but I'm not religious.. I'm an atheist so I don't follow the religious practice at all. But when you're raised around the cultural affectations and teachings it becomes more tribal. There is argument over a possible genetic strain among Ashkenazi Jews, but on the whole the racial type is of semitic extraction. So although you're basically right, there is more to it. Sorry for being dumb.

  • Larry is a comic genius

  • larry's high

  • Larry rocks.

  • why do Americans find this so hard to understand???

    You have been in a country for 500 years, orginal occupied by natives, then waves of immgrants came to setlle in america including europeans, africans and asians!

    Of course mixing occured during this time!

  • Google "all blue eyed people have a single common ancestor"

    Then notice blue eyed people in every county in Europe. People travel and interbreed extensively. I tend to believe there are very few "purebreds"

  • Maybe those black crazy Israelites on the corners of NY are on to something. Europeans are Hebrews now?

  • @TIKOMIX lol

  • when it comes to determining ethnicity, DNA testing is an experiment - not an exact science. Test will lump true Africans in with Moroccans. English with Italian. Hawaiians with New Zealanders - North Native Americans with Coastal Asians - It is such a broad test and will only give you a vague general description (and No, I absolutely DO NOT believe we all came from Africa). 100 years ago every scientist believed Native Americans crossed an ice bridge from Asia. They've proven that theory wrong

  • @whiteturkey100 DNA testing is extremely accurate. To say its not an exact science is fallacious.

  • @scientific1982 acutally it's not accurate at all. If brothers and sisters take the same DNA tests they get different results.

  • @LobsterPotsticker Of course brothers and sisters would get different results. They have different genomes.

  • Wow!!!! I have DNA package in home but I haven't take it yet. I got it from ancestry.com and I know I'm part native American, black, and Irish and I did my research and asked my grand parents before they died. It was good thing for me to know. Larry David is part native American?? Hmm well said.

  • I bet they put Khazaria into the same category as native American. lol

  • "That's fantastic" hahaha

  • YumikoSasaki14, humanity originating from Africa was more like millions of years ago.

  • This is a joke people.

  • WOW WAIT A MINUTE HOLD IT...Didnt we all originate from africa? so how come he and the jessica alba cunt are 0% black!? if we all originate from africa even it was thousands of years ago it should at least be 1 or 2 % right? :S

  • @YumikoSasaki14 You should know that dna test test based on genes that are unique to different groups AFTER the migration.

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  • george lopez sucks balls i am so sick of this greaseball...him and wanda sykes..both unfunny and untalented and yet those dick in hollywood ram those two down our throats....

    larry is a real talent...lopez and wanda suck ass...two zeros...and she is a carpet muncher..

  • @ChiroQuacker fucking brutal

  • @KolYma89

    thanks...mission accomlished

    wanda sykes is a CLLW...stands for ...cunt lapping lesbian whore.

  • @ChiroQuacker I can't believe you so correctly identified lopez and his faults ... and yet included sykes in the same sentence. She held her own with Larry David in Curb, and she's certainly funnier than George at his best.

  • @simonjeste

    let me tell you...wanda sykes has perfect karma..must have been ghandi in her past life

    her sassy in your face uppity black lady bit is "tired" and "predictable".....

    and not funny or clever or unique...walk into motor vehicle and take a look at the women behind the counter...

    acting just like wanda...so why the fuck would i pay to see her?

    mind boggling...

  • You're all a bunch of retards there is no such thing as true ethnicity, everyone is a mix of everything and there is not one person on the world who is 100% one 'race'.

    If you think you're 100% American you probably have down syndrome.

  • @Richyhello Not true at all, your true nationality is determined from your father's side only... being that the father has the seed (sperm), there is no such thing as "mixed"....as least in God's eyes.

  • @JoeyMach81 You're a fucking idiot. So are you saying that if you're dad's white, and your mom's African. You'll come out white because it's determined by the fathers side? Please go and have a heart attack.

  • @Richyhello Watch how you talk to your step-father Bitchyhello.

  • @JoeyMach81 lol ur stupid go read a science book and put the bible away lmao

  • @HPhenomenal I could tell you're a Edomite...lol don't worry you're time is coming to an end very soon!

  • @Richyhello Also, if you say you're 100% american, you're actually saying, I'm 100% native american.

  • @Richyhello Oh but you are way wrong my man, 75% of African Negroids (this is a correct bio-sociological word, not racist shit) are 100% Sub-Saharan African

  • @JoYoJoYoJoYoJo Africans are not refered to as negroid. There are yons of different Africans but for now they class them as Congoloid and Capoid. You also have Australoid Africans that look like the Africans you refer to as Ne...

  • @JoYoJoYoJoYoJo Subsaharan is modern day classification. If you took a DNA and studied the origins of the DNAs you are going to be in shock.

  • @Richyhello i am 100% american i was born and raised here........its not about where youve been its about where youre at. :) and i dont have down syndrome, peace and love.

  • @Marsdevilsvolta Just because you were born and raised in America it doesn't mean your DNA is 100% American you fucking idiot twat. This is why no one in the world respects America is because all it's citizens are TOTAL FUCKING RETARDS.

  • @RichyBMelodies you seem pretty hostile there buddy, maybe you are foreign and you didnt "get" my comment so ill explain. i completely understand that my dna is not "american" america as we know it is not that old at all. i am however someone that is proud of where they were born and raised and identify myself as american im not too concerned about where my dna came from i know that already. why does that make you so mad? because you hate americans? peace and love.

  • @Marsdevilsvolta Well it's good that you don't care where your DNA comes from because nobody should I don't know why people are bothered.

  • @Richyhello no one is 100% down syndrome..just sayin'

  • @pretorious700 Actually Down Syndrome occurs when a child is born with one extra Chromosome. If you have that extra Chromosome then you have Down Syndrome, if you don't have that extra Chromosome, you don't have Down Syndrome, so yes, if you have Down Syndrome, you have 100% Down Syndrome.

    So get your facts right before running your mouth on subject you know absolutely nothing about you fucking retard.

    Just sayin'.

  • @Richyhello No such thing as 100% American unless you're a Native American, and I'm sure there are many of them that are 100% native american.

  • @xlive4honorx NATIVE AMERICANS EMIGRATED FROM INDIA YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

  • @RichyBMelodies That's a fucking theory you dolt. Did they swim? No, so I assume you mean the THEORY that they walked there millions of years ago when all land was supposedly connected.

  • @xlive4honorx Jesus Christ, wow. Ok I'm going to believe some fucking retard on youtube over the scientists and geneticists.

    If you seriously believe that humanity evolved in America why don't you just go and kill yourself now.

  • @RichyBMelodies When did I say that? I don't think I did. Nor do I believe in evolution, which also happens to be a theory.

  • @xlive4honorx Well you clearly find the idea that Indians settled there first laughable. So unless you believe God just plonked on some pure Americans on the country a few hundred years ago I'm finding it hard to understand where you think they came from?

  • @RichyBMelodies First of all, if you knew anything about the theory you supposedly believe in, you'd know that there was no such thing as Indians back when all the continents were connected.  India was not a country nor a people, and the theory suggests that everyone came from Africa. And who said anything about a few hundred years ago you dumb fuck, native Americans have been in America for millions of years.

  • @xlive4honorx I've never spoken to a more stupid person in all my life than you.

  • @RichyBMelodies How about you argue with facts rather than insults you peon.

  • @xlive4honorx I was then you start saying I've said things I never even suggested when you're losing the argument and if you're going to do that I'm not even going to entertain you any longer.

  • @RichyBMelodies What are you talking about? You said native americans came from india lol, and that's what i'm talking about. retard.

  • @xlive4honorx Native Americans are from India, and because you were losing the argument you pointed out that I didn't mention that it wasn't called India then, I just assumed you wouldn't be that retarded as to not know I meant what was to become known as India. Anyway you said I suggested they came a few hundred years ago when I didn't, I said thats when you believe your God put 100% pure Americans on America.

    You still haven't said from where you think Americans derived.

  • @xlive4honorx Homo sapiens arose around 100,000 to 200,000 years ago in the fossil record. The oldest African fossil, Omo 1, dating to around 195,000 years ago. Humans did not cross over to Alaska along Beringia until around 15,000 years ago. So, no, not only have Native Americans not resided in North America for millions of years, but humanity has only existed for around 100,000 years. You need an education.

  • @brandnubian69 I wasn't quoting exact dates, for I don't know them. What I DO know, and what you just acknowledged, is the point I was making to him that whenever humans did come to North America...India did not exist. He said Native Americans were all immigrants from India.

  • @brandnubian69 And humanity as it is today, yes. If you believe in evolution than civilized "homos" of all types have been around MUCH longer.

  • @xlive4honorx Homo is just the genus. Our species has only been around for roughly 200,000 years. Homo erectus/ergaster, Homo habilis, Archaic Homo Sapiens, are separate species. But yes, they appeared earlier than anatomically modern humans, of course. Starting with Homo habilis whose dates fall roughly between 1.5 and 2 million years ago.

  • @Richyhello better question is do you really think there is a race called "American"

  • you don't have to look 'native american' to have that type of DNA. but, is European an ethnicity? wtf... :s

  • Lol, this is just a wind up, Prince William looks more native American than Larry David!

  • @rockandstroll lol james watson is 16% african doe he look black at all? Lol admixture does not change ur features much anyway. You should know that. most people in america are mixed somewhere down the line.

  • @rockandstroll, how on earth could he look it much less be it?

  • this can't be real, it was funny, but surely, Larry David has no native american blood, and pretty sure his rabbi would be pissed!