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  • Only trouble with the "Arseholes' Queue" idea is - who would join it? Who would see the sign "Arseholes' Queue" and think, "oh, that's me!"?

  • Its so true about the grannys!

  • R.I.P.

  • He knew how to say stuff without even trying to be funny.. The fact he is talking the truth about how man human beings are doing their lifes! Study yourselfs and ask yourself ain't he telling the truth...

  • @Rosenquist1965

    You are so right but if you are in the jobs market it would be a good idea if you could string a sentence together correctly.

  • Que's... One of my pet hates... Understand what he's saying,about the time it takes to get to the front of one... Marvellous...

    Chris x

  • "This is an arsehole's queue" There are lots of those sort of people around lol. Dave Allen- what a genius.

  • or you have people complaing about me because i gave them too much change..ahhh shucks!! would a brick in the wall be better? axelle_rose

  • So bloody funny.

  • Watching Dave and I'm kinda reminded of the way Dylan Moran delivers his jokes. They both sound very similar if you ask me.

  • @Yarrick2k5

    That's cause they're both Irish and have very similar - and extremely cynical - views on life. I daresay Dylan was heavily influenced by Dave. Dave Allen was the top Irish comedian in the 70s and 80s.

    Both are damn funny. I used to love watching the Dave Allen show as a kid.

  • Grannys PMSL!!!!!U old Geriatric lol

  • is it "let me buy my stuff" or "let me buy my stamp"? I'm not sure.

  • @everything9052 I think its Stamp, but either way its still side splittingly funny

  • @everything9052 "Let me buy my stamps."

  • @everything9052 Its stamp

  • @everything9052 its "let me buy my stamps" (plural)

  • Brilliant upload my friend. I bet you haven't got the story of his cross religious upbringing. Its the best he's done, It would make everybody scream with laughter. How he privately cries for his mum when he hears shes going to hell for not being catholic then mocks her when she slaps him.

  • wow amazing noone has even bought the whole race crap up, thank god for that!

  • LMFAO :):):)......"nose job's"  lol

  • R.I.P. Dave, Great comedian!

  • Thanks for this upload. I really appreciate it. This clip for me is one of those golden nuggets that I love Youtube for. :-)

  • Genius..NUFF SAID

  • if i had a pen here i'd stick it in ur head. XD Genius!

  • recently discovered Dave Allen, and I've never been happier. Most of today's comedians should sit down and watch this, and find what it takes to be funny.

  • @jwmd2 Dont know if you have mate But try Tony hancock.

  • i love 0:24 when he is doing that music^^

  • Genius!

  • For Christ sake DIE and let me buy my stuff! hahaha

  • He's just saying what we're all thinking ;)

  • Damn straight.

    And, to think, it's even worse for the people who have to deal with the grannies, assholes and foreigners....:D

  • @sonadagothalus You are so right.

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