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  • BET? Bottom right corner? ILL.

  • Well dang! I want some of that cake. haha

  • "You see there is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect. "

    Probably one of the best film quotes ever.Because,when you think about it,whole philosophy can be put in this sentence.In the whole universe,there is a balance.If you take something, you disturb that balance,but eventually it sorts out.But,if you take too much and too fast, there comes a "reset".Now,Earth will survive that "reset",but humanity won't.We forget that.

  • @didi89s for even more, check out the Fibonacci And The Golden Ratio

  • @Acroix707 Oh,yes,I'm aware of those too.But,thanks anyway : )

  • You guys know that the Merovingi is reffering to the Merovingian Dynasty?

  • he created that womans choice. she knew nothing about what was in the cake. so in the bathroom when she gave him head, she might of thought that she chose to do that, but the man in power created that choice from the beginning

  • Chateau Haut-Brion 1989, 100 points RMP. Universal wine.

  • For the people wondering why BET would show a movie like The Matrix and it's series, well the original writer of the Matrix and The Terminator is a black woman by the name of Sophia Stewart. It was later stolen by the Watchoski (sp) Brothers and made a huge profit. Stewart later sued and won based on evidence of her book which dates back to the 70's if I'm not mistaken. The lawsuit was never aired because time warner owns something like 90% of the media and made sure this did not get out.

  • @thedon360: Or maybe they just thought black people would be entertained by it. Christ, some of you read way too far into things.

  • ATTENTION EVERYBODY! IF YOU CAN FIND OUT WHO THE GIRL EATING CAKE IS, I WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jamesknight626 Tory Mussett 

  • you can see through his arrogance he knows he is control and he knows he is smart and he is loving it

  • Merovingian my fav personage of trilogy

  • 0:23

    "l0l"

  • does anyone know that jazz song that plays when they are walking to the merovingian's table??

  • Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. LOL

  • LOL i love how it says BET on the bottom right. This was aired on BET?

  • @slangshotstudios Two words: Sophia Stewart. Without this black woman the Matrix wouldn't even exist. Do some research.

  • "son be a dentist, you have a talent for causing great pain".......that's from Little Shop of Horrors remake in case any 'heathens' out there don't know it.

  • then it'd use Savoy Truffle, and have dentist scenes from Marathon Man, the tooth bracelet part of Boys From Brazil, and the other torture chair bit in Brazil, cause the babyface mask looks like the AI at the end of Revolutions...

  • if i could be arsed and had some more money, i'd do a mash-up of scenes from The Big O (mech anime), Roy Orbison music (the one from Blue Velvet most likely), the 'cake' parts of Brass Eye, and have some play-on the fact that big o sounds like huge o (as in Hugo that plays Smith) and something like this, "the program known as Cake has become too difficult for you to control" and cut to something about millions of netheads all monged out on internet porn.......

  • The passions og delusion are inexhaustible

    I Vow to extenguish them all at once

    - Bodhissattva Vow

  • That is some cake to make a woman that horny over one bite where can i get that stuff

  • Why did you remove the french swearwords told by the merovingian ??

    This "distinguished" character saying "Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère" is so funny because of the contrast it creates with his appearance ! Moreover he's reciting it as if it were poetry !

    Too bad that you removed it...

  • @GrandeOrionM42 BET removed it

  • i laughed at 2:34

  • when i was lillle, i dreamed of Monica being my wife

  • IT´S LOOKS LIKE EVERY FLOOR IS WIRED WITH EXPLOSIVES. 911 INSIDE JOB

  • @chekoukantu - interesting point. that kind of thing is what comes to mind when the towers show up in the Prisoner remake and the alt universe in Fringe.

  • Only a true bro would describe slipping a woman orgasm cake right in front of his wife.

  • god i wish i had some orgasm cake... not for me obvs lol

  • EU BEBI DEMAIS..PRECISO URÍNAR!...CAUSA E DEFEITO. E SEJA A CERVA QUE FOR... VOU MIJAR...

  • If i had a dollar for every pixel in this video i would be in debt

  • with the car chase and the architect character the merovingian 's the only thing to save from the sequels. Each time someone mentions SW prequels and I cringe at what a mess George Lucas made from the franchise I think about Matrix.Probably the biggest waste in movie franchise history.

  • I'm still wondering what the weird stuff is in the Chocolate cake

  • the attention to detail is amazing in these films. i've only now realised that the indian man from the 3rd film who talks about love is at 0:52

  • now I realized... that dessert that makes the woman piss.. and at the end Merovingian excused himself to take a pee.. he's gone to see the woman XD

  • @Kaiserzel actually the desert makes the woman have an orgasm

  • @HueyEscobar56 I see hahaha

  • K call me an idiot but why did he give that blonde his 'special' program. To fuck her I imagine.

  • Did you understand the ' subliminal message " on this whole scene ?!

    There is a message. !!!

  • It's about a philosophical concept called determinism. Those who understand this concept have a significant advantage over those who cannot. By every hard science and contradictory to common perception, we have no freewill. Our only hope is to understand why, which is what separates those who understand and those who do not. Since 99% of people don't understand the concept, it's fitting that such an arrogant character lay down the "truth" in such a short concise way. Wikipedia might help here.

  • @merogrant... explaining to... who?

    And I was just about to say "a Matrix video on Youtube without philosophers patting themselves on their backs, that's rare".

  • my com got a boner from this

  • the number behind the trio when they approach the concierge is 101. reference from 1984?

  • @cheomire ROOM 101? Nice catch. Hardly anyone gets that. No one READS today!

  • the Merovingian owns this show

  • 6.30 <3 Gotta love him! lol

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  • This level represents the 4th dimensional beings where the so called gods live. They are NOT gods & they can't rise no higher than the 4th dimension. So all of you who plan on ascending with the Mother Earth needs to realize the religion that's been force upon you is FAKE. The gods are FAKE: Allah, Jehovah, Buddha, many say that Jesus is just another version of Horus, etc. They can't do anything for you. Gods are created in pairs: female and male. All others are renegades.

  • @filmtress I am Agnostic. The 4th dimension is time, therefore a 4 dimensional being is one who can travel and see freely through time. This is not what people believe a God is. Buddha is not a God, he is the founder of Buddhism, a human being.

    I believe Jesus was an olden day psychiatrist or psychologist who "made blind men see" as in emotionally or psychologically, and I believe his great teachings gave him the title "son of God". If he was like Gandhi, I would consider that pretty viable.

  • @L33tImagination - Take a trip to the higher dimensions so you can see for yourself. The fourth dimension is tech based. And all of those tech gurus will not be acending to the higher dimensions. Look for them to fall off. Steve Jobs - Tech guru.

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  • I'll have what she is having!!! LOL

  • Very physical, scientific, knowledge formulas ,traffic of of information could be knowledge of formulas to affect matter

  • What people in the free world and especially the sheeple of america fail to educate themeselves on is, the Marovingian dynasty is the oldest and wealthiest families to ever live. The matrix is probably the most accuratly depicated movie ever made. While people go about there pathetic lives of family guy and porn the secret govt plans for the USA are being made, so efficient is this machine that anyone that stands in it way is killed, even presidents... Mt of Zion , Prior of Zion,

  • LOL, when i was little, i thought he was talking about making the girl have to pee.

    boy, was i wrong.

  • @rumplelumps hahahahahahaha awesome

  • When he talks about the choice and tell Neo that he came here without knowing why, GOD how he is right. Of course we will see that at the end of the Reloaded.

  • the blonde is hot!

  • i wish i could speak french like that. I'd just talk like that all day.

  • 4:44-5:00 ahaha lol wet Pu%5y

  • christopher waltz would have been perfect for that Merovingians role

  • i just want to eat that chocolate cake!

  • omg theyr  so big

  • Monica Bellucci's boobs should have been given their own acting credit.

  • oh her name is the lady in the pink dress is -- Tory Mussett

  • what is the girl in the pink dress name?

  • What a blonde, my god...

  • Persephone that is one fucking sexy name !

  • @M4levolence

    Ancient Greek name

  • @Acroix707 i love that name so darn sexy :p

  • @M4levolence Its the name of a woman that hung out with Aries

  • @Acroix707 actually Persephone is the wife of Hades, Lord of the underworld

  • @joekool88 yes correct

  • @joekool88

    That's kind of funny considering who her husband is. He even owns a club called Hel, which also ties in with Norse mythology. Through the demonization of pagan gods, Hades is like the Greek equivalent of Satan. Symbiotically speaking, she's married to the Devil!

  • If everyone in the world ate some of that cake every thing would be better.

  • The cake is a lie

  • i always thought they put laxative in the cake, and she had to pooh. but they i grew up.....and i still think she had to poop.

  • @980696 xDDDD

  • @980696 lol i saw this when I was 8 and I thought the same thing

  • Lol...I'm tripping...but BET showed this?! I'm shocked as normally they would show garbage films filled with violence and slang.

  • @Shinatsu And niggers.

  • 6:29 O////O

    sriusly, i blushed and giggled like a schoolgirl.

  • I never really undestood. That girl eating the cake, is that an orgasm or her period or what is it?

  • @darkmanddk EXTREME ORGASM, LOL

  • @darkmanddk you're kidding right? The girl had an orgasm, dummy. That is so obvious..

  • @annathefootdoc how many chocolate cakes have you eaten that gave you an orgasm?

  • monica belluci old n craggy trying be hot but like cougary

  • blonde very painted jewy, brown eyebrows really?

  • is it the wine? no...

  • i thot that black chick was walking around the corner at 2:59

  • everyone has sunglasses on.  and its not even in australia

  • We are looking for the keymaker lmao

  • what happened happened and couldnt have happened any other way

    joke right?

  • whats harlem heights?

  • this is one of the only speeches that makes any sense out of these three movies

  • I LOVE this scene! Merovingian is my favourite character of all time. Its sad though, how Morpheus was portrayed as a smart and mystical person in the first movie, whereas here he's more like a shallow, religious lunatic

  • He brags psychoanalysis s*#@ saying (excuse my french) : "Rien n'est sous contrôle". We can't repress emotions that are direct consequence of a causality. Nothing is under control. You can't fight the system. "Only human" like the vilains are saying in this movie. Remember : nothing is under control.

  • I thought she was totaly going to die...

  • does the lady have an orgasm when she eats the cake. i really want to know

  • @klokateer911 yes

  • "The code looks somehow different."

    "Is that good for us or bad for us?"

    "Well, it looks like every floor is wired with explosives."

    "Bad for us."

    I always LOL at that.

  • Mind fuck... Literally!

  • if you write lambert wilson and sabrina ouazani, you can see lambert wilson very gentleman with ass from this girl

  • If Monica Bellucci were any more beautiful, she'd have wings and a halo. Vincent Cassell is a very, very lucky man.

  • White entertainment television u say? I have some suggestions; FOX, CBS, ABC, Disney, UPN, CNN, MTV, NBC, HBO, WB, SHO, MAX, TNT, WGN, BET and pretty much 95% of ALL THE STATIONS.... o wait, BET's a black channel (i think)

  • Lol @ black entertainment television. Where's the white entertainment television? Oh yea only white people are racist I forgot.

  • @cbass5511 Wouldn't that be EVERY OTHER GODDAMN CHANNEL?

  • @cbass5511 what a stupid comment LOL

  • lmao she came. Monica Belucci could be as old as my mama, but how is she still so fucking sexy?

  • What would have made this scene a lot better if she was:

    A. Pregnant

    B. Wearing a Playboy bunny girl outfit

    OR

    C. Both

    I'd lean towards B myself.

  • Did she piss her pants? Keep that cake away plz

  • @XRemorazzX No. She came on herself. She had an orgasm. thats why he was like "she cant quite understand the rush herself".

  • the dialog at the end with morpheus is epic

  • When I saw the movie for the first time and I saw the shiny dessert through neo eyes I was thinking "Dam bastard... he's going to poison her"... But then... wait she's isn't dieing she's.... she's... cuming? What the....

  • I need a slice of that cake, stat!!

  • I wanted to get down and give that girl a kiss on her vag~ <3

  • hehe cool she had an orgasm

  • why is this on BET?

  • @redarrowhead2

    becuz a Black woman wrote it ..

  • @watucallit1990 YES. and know that AGENT SMITH IS REAL. He is known as the WHITE SHADOW in BOONDOCKS. He is the one that distracts when u try and move forward..the woman in the red dress, the phone call u get when ur trying to handle something important, the way niggas start acting when they realize that they have been bamboozled. Go see THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU! Very similar theme. Know that SMITH can turn into your spouse, your children, and ur parents. SMITH is ruthless. Are u listening?

  • @kungblao yes , you are so right....smith can be anyone & at the same time you can be your biggest distraction

    fckn wit shyt like face book ,twitter, we dont know where to place our own attention nowadays just to get shyt done . oh and yea i hear the Adjustment Bureau was a good one, i havnt seen it but i plan too...i love shyt like this

  • @watucallit1990 - pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

  • @watucallit1990 Go watch the movie FALLEN with denzel. Notice how he moves from person to person. This is how SMITH works. Chances are that once u fully REALIZE WHAT IM SAYING TO YOU, AGENT SMITH IS GOING TO SHOW UP AND DISTRACT YOU. Pay attention NEO. The text message u get right wen u sit down to eat. The person that calls u right when u have an epiphany. Could be your mom. ur dad. PAY ATTENTION. The woman in the RED DRESS TURNED TO SMITH. YOUTUBE the video THE MATRIX-AGENT TRAILER. LISTEN.

  • @redarrowhead2 because it has Morpheus.

  • @redarrowhead2 why wouldnt it be?

  • They fucked the film up because of atypical directors exaggeration

  • Who else is like me and wishes they were the MEROVINGIAN? Sorry Neo but if I had that kind of power I would be staying plugged in 8)

  • If you think Monica Bellucci is hot in this movie..check out BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF......you will throw rocks at her in this movie

  • The Merovingian is as annoying as fuck. I CANT be the only one who thinks so.

  • @JadenAlexis You're annoying as fuck. I can't be the only one who thinks so.

  • I don't understand whats up with the cake???

  • @windinhishair10 its the cause for that womans effect

  • ...LOVE the Matrix trilogy. There hasn't yet been a single film so far that blew me away like Matric did.

    Lord of the Rings was one of those. And Battle Star Gallactica. But other than that. Nah. Not even the latest craze, 'Inception' film.

    It was ok. It had amazing bits in it. But overall, it was ok.

  • I still say, all 3 of the Matrix movies are all equally brilliant to each other. A lot of people, in fact most people who watched matrix (and more importantly understood it), didn't quite grasp the philosophical lesson in each and every episode. Most of them only see the first part as this pivotal lesson. But actually all three are different. The only differenece is that the 1st part splayed out the 'rules' of the lessons. It gave a direction. Opened the flood gates shall we say. I LOVE ...

  • @Domzdream what would have been the brilliance in the last two?

  • @LoneBaldEagle

    Are you kidding? You DID watch them, did you not? Filled with brilliance from top to bottom.

  • Lol, 5:50, lost his accent.

  • Love that scene. The Merovingian is hilarious.

  • umm, btw what does those curse words mean? Anyone? :(

  • @Seryosin Google translator is your friend. "Name of god of whore of brothel of shit fucking bastard to fuck with your mother", more or less since the translation is flawed but you get the point.

  • Monica Bellucci=Kim Kardashian in 10 years,minus the phat ass...

  • @Enzo2284 Nope.

  • I want the Merovingian's cake recipe. Would do wonders for a first date I think.

  • Chocolat orgasmique?

  • morpheus is the ISH...featured on BET coz he just owns this shit.

  • Fucking love this scene. Thanks for uploading!!!

  • She had taken only a small slice of that cake and it aroused her so much already. What if she pigged out on that cake and take huge bites out of it? O.o

  • Fake french guy at the beginning

  • harlem heights ruined it at 3:03

  • morpheous you fucking G!

  • 3 people can't speak French.

  • I masturbate to 3:51-3:54

  • i'll have what she's having

  • WTF ??? where are the curses ??? i wanted to hear the curses !!!

    Nom de dieu de putain d'bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé d' ta mère...

  • @zecle im guessing cause it was recorded from BET they cut the cursing out...?

  • 3:23

  • Thumbs up for BET airing haha

  • Morpheus the compatiblist 

  • "i must take a peess" lol

  • Merovingian my favorite character by all, so brilliant, so amusing to watch.

  • I didn't know BET still exists as a channel.

  • Julian Assange wanted to be this man.

  • My favorite character. He's awesome.

  • 3:22

  • did tht lady n the pink dress have an orgasm?...i dnt understnd

  • @TheWolverineiscool yup, then he took advantage of her lol

  • @TheWolverineiscool Nope, he was talking about Cause and effect. She eats a cake(casue) she has to go to the toilet(effect)

  • @ikheetjason if she was not having an orgasm...then wht was tht thng exploding inside her u know wht!

  • @TheWolverineiscool Why would she get an orgasm from eating cake? And she diden't moan or scream or make any sound after she "orgasmed"

  • @ikheetjason tht cake was programed to make her orgasm...so tht the merovingian dude could meet up with her in the ladies room and hve fun and wht not!....wht was tht thng exploding inside her ****** ANYWAY?

  • @TheWolverineiscool Lmao that makes sense, the exploding is irrelevant man, just shows that she needs to take a shit or something, have u SEEN a women orgasm???? A women moans screams, or sometimes even laughs when having a orgasm.

  • @ikheetjason ok look ill give u proof ok....i dont know y, but for some reason youtube is not allowing me to post a link here in a response to u...so ill just give u instructions ok?...first of all are u in yahoo answers or not?, if not then i will hve to think of some other way of proving to u tht im rite, but if u r on yahoo answers then type 'cake in matrix' in the search answers section and press enter. ..and see the many results - all saying tht it was 'orgasm'..the 3rd result will show it

  • @TheWolverineiscool Nope not on yahoo :/, but u might be right, just find it really weird to get an orgasm from eating a cake, seems a weird cause and effect,