Penn & Teller: Neuticle Mania!

[darkkristian22]

well he seemed like he was having fun playing with his dogs dick, wait till the camera comes off

[bannanabagle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I am getting nightmares :(((

[KurotsuchiKisuke]

I'm sure Winston prefers his real balls rather those fake.

[barrius1234]

What the fuck did I just watch?....

[pcfix33]

@barrius1234 I'm with you. WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?????

[LeftNutStudios]

This is disturbing as hell, god save us.

[TheMasterTelevision]

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[DaCalifaKid]

Winston: Niqua please, you've already embarrassed me enough!

[yomamasapeach]

The dog is like, rapist!!!!

[EGLchan]

Why do pets need neuticals?

[xj0rdyx]

@EGLchan animals that participate in conformation shows are disqualified for being castrated or having cryptorhidism. assuming you wanted to go to great lengths to continue showing your dog/cat/whatever, i assume you would do this. i would also assume, however it would be illegal if you were caught.

[HappyGuyxlii]

Wut.

[twigiestdrip]

:11 "testiscular"?

[darkblader1239995]

WTF



[ofiniso]

he was sexually abusing that dog : /

[hamtamnam]

what is this I don't even

[theFranksandtheBeans]

great, now i can lick my nuticles off.

[jacksawild]

Those aren't the kinds of balls you're supposed to buy for a dog. How the hell is he supposed to fetch those?

[ShamRock1938]

So do they make these for Parrots too?

[heloizyjhenifer]

oh, nuticles

[zerakren]

what the fuck did i just see? @_@

[puppetaccountable]

srslimpassfaggotryoffailfuckga­ytardedness.............T_T cutting off the poor guys balls and have the nerve to replace them with fake ones and then act like its all right, how can we allow this in this somewhat male dominated world?! He should be crucified upside down, sprayed with acid and whipped in the face with a burning cactus. You DONT mess with peoples/dogs balls.

[nametag3]

what? the? fuck?

[krushonful]

весь аппетит испортили!!!!

[dafranx]

This dog is pissed at him for turning him into a eunuch; now that dog is gonna bite his balls off, in his sleep.

[marick626]

The dumbass: "You've got neuticles Winston...."

Dog: "I know you fucking asshole. Shut the fuck up before I bite your dick off."

[iloveloockerz]

naasty!!!!

[vihannes3]

I'VE GOT BALLS OF PLASTIC

[nurman666]

So, umm yeah okay?

[twelvethousandcats]

oh my.

[slowwwpokkke]

LOL thats funny

[gomann64]

[insert witty comment here]

too easy...

[7leemah]

I'm not Swedish, this dog-ball-implant fondling shit is just creepy to me...

[cdh98]

if you got the money and you want to

[bonertron34]

you got neuticles budday! neuticles!

[metabog]

What...

[RedCrescentDemon]

Show him your neuticals, pumpkin. Hold still winston. We like a buddy who puts his money where his mouth is.

Lol. He keeps poking his dog's fake balls.

And no one finds this funny? Even a little bit giggle worthy?

[MrNoobTube5000]

@RedCrescentDemon No, they're just all jacking off. Sick fucks.

[RitusG]

OMG I can't stop laughing....help me.

puts his buddy where his mouth is...bahahahahh!

The dudes playing with them for gods sake!

[andresblazeit420]

face palm

[MikeBleach]

"We like a guy who puts his buddy where his mouth is!"

Wait, what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

[crazyknight2008]

its,,,its,,,,just a dog !! .... WTF!

[klocwerc]

the FUCK???

[anarchy3E]

stop touching your dogs pipi you perverted mother faker

[marmstrong35160]

oh. my. god.

[jihoo134]

do what to a dog?

[mrsnickjonasluva1]

my fake balls cost more than urs!!!!

[TheAmazingRandall]

I saw this episode. Why does it fucking matter if the dog feels it or not? They're HIS balls!!!

Why do people believe dogs need humans? They were perfectly fine without people, just let them go. Dogs and cats can live without people. It goes like this: mice eat insects, cats eat mice and insects, dogs eat cats, bears eat dogs. That's nature. Just let it happen. Kick it if it tries to bite you but leave his balls alone!

And quit touching that dogs weiner!!! Fucking disgusting.

[sourfin]

yeah, but we already fucked up earth's eco-system so much that if we tried to return it back to it's original state, dogs would become extinct

[Yetanotherytuser]

And it's your fault!

So please do us a favor and kill yourself so that your existence does not fuck up the earth's eco-system anymore

[sourfin]

well that would mess it up even more...the only thing we can do is continue on with our poisoning to the earth...humans will be extinct soon though, much sooner than most species

[Yetanotherytuser]

Or you can kill yourself, I like that option

[sourfin]

sounds tempting, but i'd prefer sticking to the option where i live...its more beneficial to everyone

[Yetanotherytuser]

Not really, you cancer of the planet and nature.

You ego-centric piece of shit ToT

[sourfin]

its not that i want the planet to die, im just sure its going to get better when we depopulate

[Yetanotherytuser]

Well take the first step for depopulation

[sourfin]

well i find myself a potential intellectual who might help our future, so i think i can remain one of the 500 million people on earth

[Yetanotherytuser]

Yeah, try to justify yourself saying that you are an intellectual.

Let me destroy your dreams little kid, but the fact that you believe that the "planet is being poisoned" or that the "planet is dying" is proof enough that you are not an intellectual.

But if you believe you are, go ahead and bitch about the planet being destroyed, and that because you are an intellectual your sole bitching is going to change the world.

Good job asshole

[sourfin]

i didn't say i was gonna change the world, i said i was a POTENTIAL intellectual who MIGHT help our future....but you keep on insisting that suicide is the most prosperous path for me

[Yetanotherytuser]

And in the meantime you explore your possibilities and potentials you by your own definition continue "destroying the planet".

There is also the potential for you to be the next ultimate destroyer, and that because of you the planet finally "dies".

[sourfin]

touche, but then again the earth will be living long after the extinction of humans, despite the inevitable nuclear impacts on earth...so all in all the earth will probably back to its original state in about a billion years or so

[Yetanotherytuser]

*Facepalm*

If you believe that, then, why so alarmist?

(touche?)

[sourfin]

im pretty sure my crowbar would break your palm

[Yetanotherytuser]

D: oh noes, violent threat!

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

come on dude, you cant deny all the shit we've done to the earth

[Yetanotherytuser]

And you can deny all the shit volcanoes have been doing to the earth, nor you can deny all the lies ecologists constantly use to promote their movement.

I love how you people think the earth is alive.

[freakshowpop]

Win.

[snowman250]

i've always wanted a boxer or pitbull or whatever type of dog that is....well not anymore i dont

[2milho]

wtf man, someones just find it'd be a good idea to sell testicles for sterile dogs??

I can't fucking believe it

[LibertyCrusader]

Btw I'm completely in support of research + procedures that are beneficial to animals...but this just fulfills a HUMAN'S idea of what is "normal." Yes, it's probably true when your dog goes to lick himself for the first time, he thinks "Wait a minute..." and then he goes to find his chew toy. The only thing a pet might miss is the hormones (primarily testosterone) that they lose due to the procedure (without conscious awareness of that's what's missing), which the implants do not replace.

[LibertyCrusader]

Because this is Penn & Teller, I seriously thought this was a spoof or something, or at the very least, this scene was scripted, even if they do exist. They're fucking REAL. And I don't see how they could do anything but cause possible harm to a pet...unnecessary surgery and everything else. Are people seriously that deluded in thinking that fake balls somehow help a dog's pretty much non-existent (as canines don't experience the emotion in the way humans do) self-esteem?

[ChestnutCreeper]

0_0

[gbh903]

A friend and I saw a Rottweiller licking its balls today. My buddy said, "I wish I could do that".

I said, "I think you should give him a pat first".

[danxl5]

You sir, win.

[TheTopBloke]

WTF?

[SatansMullet]

HAHAHAH!!! the responses to this is epic!

[InvalidUniverse]

Fuck, now I can't unsee it.

[13Superkitsune]

.......this man sat in his livingroom........and thought to himself, "GEE you know, my dog sure could use some balls"

This guy has sex with animals. I'm about77% sure he does.

funny stuff

[AGWDanimations]

Dude seriously, you just poked your dogs cock and balls O_O WTF?

[nashtz]

mmm.. looks good. a little too good if u know what i mean? should have made some imperfections, i just cant believe they are real with such perfect size and proportion

[MontanaCombatMedic]

Well, that's more than I want to know!

[felixq78]

SwindleMonkey, you cracked me up. Tits on a parrot now that's fuckin' HILARIOUS. Thanks for giving me a good healthy laugh, That's good, really good ha ha ha ha Tits on your parrot. H ah ahee he he ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck,..I'm still cackling he he he ha ha ha

[Notyiffhunter]

Who sits around and thinks up brilliant ideas like this?

He deserves a medal.

[minion6500]

holy fucking shit r u serious?? imma find it on EBAY right now!

[NoxieDC]

WHAT THE FUCK?! O_O

[majorvoltage]

...really?!

[yellowsea88]

You're Neuticles Winston! You've got Neuticles! :D

[Richinator2000]

you've got neuticles! lol :/

[SwindleMonkey]

my parrot really needs a fake pair of tits... like REALLY BIG tits

[vsusanmoon]

I actually saw this episode this guys is all kinds of messed up

He actually PLAYS with his Dog's Balls and enjoys it?!?! WTF

[halliburtoncrusher]

what next? breast implants for ugly "bitches"

[mek1978]

/Facepalm.....WTF is wrong with people. No wonder I feel nothing but contempt for my own species.

[storytellerjack22]

lolz -agreed

[Atheeizm]

yep i think i have pretty much seen everything now ... oh wait .. how about silicon teats on a mommy cat?

[VictoriaWarrior]

Nah... they do this for the dogs self esteem.

[mkdavid93]

does it really matter how big their pet's testicle are?

[KiwamuTheKappa]

OMG

[tacoliqour]

Wow! Some people are seriously miss-firing on more than one cyclinder .....

why the fuck would you do that, let alone pay for it?

[k0uluhikke]

WTF "ultra nuticle hihihihihihi" that guy is messed up =O

[nhmllr725]

is it like a breast implant?

why wold you even want your dod to have one?

[courtneysimpson88]

It's usually purchased by people who don't want their friends to know their dog has been neutered. It's really a status thing. Quite often, pet owners will even choose implants larger than their pet's natural testicle size (soothing their ego? I think so). I have also heard of show animals having neuticles put in place to make it look like they're still intact, or to replace a testicle that had to be removed.

[nametroubles]

status? more like insecurity...

[joeydakillah]

id rather say that its purchased by people that wants their dogs penis/testies to look more human and have sex with them. strange world

[midnightassassin13]

I REMEBER THIS EPISODE LMFAO

[Katie92988]

this is terrible

[Dohidesu]

What the fuck.

[fazelife]

ok...wow.

[vinny460]

why the fuck would you pay for your dog to have fake testicles that is really retarded!! dont desex your dog in the first place lol

[whoarentyou]

also available for humans!

[Truthiness231]

Wow, just felt him up...

[KairuHakubi]

testiscular.. XD

[bugchaplain]

was this idiot the donor?

[jeanjones9154]

i am scarred for life.

[beserker24]

what can I say but...I thought dogs were stupid pee brained mongrels impossible of any train of thought...

Now I see they have nuts... well they're still stupid and ugly and even grosser!

[As1ma]

this kind of technology is just flabbergasting, i mean come on who the fuck thought, yeah il just mould some testicles and insert them into my dog, oh, wait, i think i better go check out some dog balls to make sure my model is accurate.

[ThePsychoReturns]

Thanks for showing us your dog's balls, you freak.

[lamboron]

he tickled those neuticles! 0:25

hahahaha!!!

[BT7291958]

Whaaaat the fuuuck?!

[DarkAngelLover35]

wow those look small,I have an intact boxer and his balls are bigger

[BloodMuffin]

haha, me too

[ManassaMaulerKO1]

Boxers always gots the biggest balls of all...and their dogs gots even bigger uns

[kikiam64]

All of those who think it's funny or that he's crazy are all idiots.

[9500ryan]

but whats the point of them? to say ur dog looks good?

[delightracardeanne]

Mostly for the show ring. You can't show a neutered dog in dog shows, but with neuticals, you can't even tell if their real or not, it still looks and feels like they have testicals, just without the consequences of horniness, interbreed mating, frequent marking and testosterone induced aggression.

[9500ryan]

4 a show dog that actually sounds like a good idea.

[yoitsalex46]

ummmmmmmm. how do you know if they still feel like real testicles? ................. beastiality maybe?

[delightracardeanne]

LOL! I have no clue! I've never seen or used neuticles before, or known a dog that did. But NO, believe it or not, I'm a DOG GROOMER. I have to lift and move dog's nuts all of the time so I can shave around them. It's friggen disgusting, but it's part of my job. I just prefer castrating my animals, so neuticles are out of the question for me.

[yoitsalex46]

im so sorry to hear that but i agree. im a dog lover and i honestly dont think that these serve much use.

[fazelife]

so you're a creep too? haha

[delightracardeanne]

If neutering my dog makes me a creep, then yes, yes I am. :-P

[MrPingPong]

Your Neuticles Winston! You got neuticles!

[Avital509]

Testiscular. Genius.

[pgcowboy2]

hahaha what in the fuck was that.omg i laughed spoo hard fukn neudicals holy shit

[cole0192]

That shit was pretty fucked up.

[insanepeng]

Why would you put fake nuts on your dog? Is it just me or is this man behind crazy!

[delightracardeanne]

It's for dog shows primarily. If you plan to show your dog for some money, but you don't want people trying to breed theirs with yours, they suggest neuticals.

[ooploon]

EEWW wtf dog rapist. i understand buying toys and stuff for your dog, but testicles???

[quantumfoamnow]

cmon man..............

[weftily]

that guy is a dog melester! he touched the dogs nuts!

[omgheartattack]

lol wtf @ the guy touching up his dog

[xXanxiusXx]

LMFAO

yeah thats pretty fucking retarded

[dkrr24]

come'on winston show me your neuticles!!

[pl0xman123]

Did he just rape the dog...??

[truxton1]

It would be fun to have some of those around the house.

You could freeze them in ice cubes to put in peoples drinks!

[worldofthablind]

i bet he red rockets winston

[5amGordon]

O.O

[squeekie111]

Haha. He said "testiscular"! I love me some neuticles!

[rabbitphobia]

he really loves winston cause his got "neuticles"

[hitlersironfirst]

eww dog ball enlargers

[conoba]

Any person caring that much about his pet's gonads and touching them on camera is, to put it mild, really creepy.

[conorconnor]

Hey winston!!! you've got neuticles!!!

LMAO!!

[JACKLI142]

lol i'm agering with radiofan6872 !!lol why am i even waching this, this is pertty fuked up

[radiofan6872]

Ok, that's just WEIRD.

First, isn't there something better to spend money on?

Also, who looks at dog balls that closely?

Third, it's obvious that the dog did not want to be displayed.

Finally, why the hell is they guy tickling his dog's balls?

[Udedenkz]

O.o

[msqtube]

ick

[julikell]

Please let me know when this company goes public (starts selling stock). Who wants to be a millionaire? I do!

[arthur131313]

meant pit bull's neuticles

[arthur131313]

try touching a pet bull's neuticles

[gongo3090]

okay it might just be me or did he seem to really enjoy touching that dogs "neuticles"

[sz1a]

he really enjoyed touching Winston's neuticals and penis..

[Nodrog666]

Just one question.... WHHYYYY?!?!?!?!?!

[johnmonk66]

will that dog have plastic puppies?

[jesusfreak082]

this kinda made me gag

[shohmyoh]

Man that guy seemed way to happy that his dog now has fake balls.

[GacKy27]

"Your neuticals Winston! You've got neuticals!" LMFAO

[Zimy0]

He seems a tad too happy about his dog's testicles...

[appleballssss]

lmfaooooo

[bottlekidd]

so... when somene starts yelling at you, saying you should get your pet fixed.. and you say, no..no.. it's nueticals.. .. then what happends?

[idso182]

lmao

[loftedraptor]

I have a beter idea, lets chop yours off and see how you like it

[cubencis]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WhyDidYouDeleteME]

testiCALS? tisk tisk.

[MurakamiTenshi]

Instead of mutilating your pets, how about keeping them away from the opposite sex in the first place, lulz

[blender7]

hard to do, easier to chop em off

[mgkpecky]

even though i hate animals CASTRATION IS FUCKING WRONG U SICK BASTARDS

[ThePsychoReturns]

Fuckin freak. Playing with his dog's plastic balls... That he installed.

[Albran]

Come on Showtime, at least spell 'testicle' right.