Mario Kart Wii- Very Good Shortcuts 2

[MrMiiCreatorMan]

I dont even know how to do half of these, and there classed as easy?!

[eastout6]

how do u bang against the rock on MG?

[MyEvilbaby]

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[Thecoolio1001]

i have 00"32'175 for the grumble volcano

[Thecoolio1001]

i have 00"32'175

[masterDZable]

hey thx i couldn't do the grumble volcano before i saw this other way to do it but the bad thing is that you only can jump over 2 races ; )

[rgep4ever]

The one on grumble volcano doesn't work!

[Venom45000VR]

@rgep4ever

try not to go too close to the rock, or the lap wont count.

[madchanfamily]

good effort

[daba001]

how do you make that standstill turbo???

[jackedup400]

@daba001 Hold down drift button without gas pedal on.

[lilmanthehedgewolf]

awsome



[meepfeet]

you know that the first mushy gorge isn't a shorcut right?

[io4m5g6i]

@meepfeet You do know that this video was made over a year and a half ago right? At that point in time, It was considered a shortcut. Mario Kart Wii has progressed really far since then and if you want to keep up with it, I suggest you go join the MKW forums.

[meepfeet]

@io4m5g6i your mom progressed really far since mario kart came out...

[io4m5g6i]

@meepfeet Ha, well aren't you just fucking funny. If you're trying to insult me, I think you need to try a lot harder. :)

[meepfeet]

@io4m5g6i I'm not trying to insult you, I'm trying to tell you peeps the truth!

[io4m5g6i]

@meepfeet As if that comment even makes sense. LOL.

[meepfeet]

@io4m5g6i meaning,

1. Im not trying to insult you

2. Im just telling you the truth

[dtaylor971]

@meepfeet and did you know that the WR holds it? :)

[patelvasu9]

@meepfeet U fucking idiot.. LMAO if u can do any of these SC's PLZZZZZ Make a better vid.. :p and check out my vids before you say i cant do anything b/c im a noob. kk? thx. and if u dnt have anything nice to say, dnt say it. ALSO....... the vid is old..and a SHORT- ***CUT*** IS MADE TO "CUT" OFF TIME. lol.

[samsonite8881]

If they made a Mario Kart Wii 2, Lubba from Super Mario Galaxy 2 should be playable. You can unlock him by having Super Mario Galaxy 2 to your save file.

[nbatothemax]

baby luigi has anger problems :)

[BabyLuigi2000]

@nbatothemax no but i have got a problem called nbatothemax

[reMCsolaar]

Yay, i think in the mushroom gorge "ultra shortcut", lap no count =)

[io4m5g6i]

@reMCsolaar It actually will count if you perform it correctly. I didn't do it right in the video so if you further depth for that shortcut go to another video.

[thezonelistener]

@reMCsolaar there's a lap, but u have to go STRAIGHT across

[pontoty]

@reMCsolaar Yeah, you have to try to where the "wrong way" lakitu doesn't show up.

[BabyLuigi2000]

not talking huh fucking coward scared one question WHY DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH FUNKY KONG?? dick head eat your balls asshole

[BabyLuigi2000]

2:10 is fake

[io4m5g6i]

@BabyLuigi2000 You are a fucking stupid ass. That is why I got a lap isn't it? That is why this is how the world record has it? Shut your fucking mouth and look at the fucking world record you piece of shit.

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i Hey You FUCK asshole bitchy gay you have sex

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i you have sex badly with funy kong so stop being a fuck you piece of shit P.S fuck out of here asshole

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i keep sucking your dick

[io4m5g6i]

@BabyLuigi2000 Wow your terrible at comebacks dipshit. How old are you, 12? Once you can actually do a proper insult, don't come back and flame me you dumbass.

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCK TARD? 1 YEAR OLD SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SICK IDIOT. DO YOU HAVE THE DICKHEAD FLU? THE ANSWER YES. HOW OLD ARE YOU? 1? YOU ACT LIKE IT YOU RETARTD

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i IF YOU ACTUALLY LOOK AT MY CHANNEL DICK SHIT YOU WILL KNOW SUCK MY BALLS AND FUCK OFF DIP SHIT AND KISS MY ASS

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i OHH I AM SOOO SCARED NOT YOU FUCK SHIT SUCK MY BALLS

[io4m5g6i]

@BabyLuigi2000 Wow, do you need to work on your english as well? You need to take an english class so I can understand what the hell you are saying, and maybe your comebacks would make sense. I bet you need to start in the Special Education class since your such a dumbass.

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i be my friend

[BabyLuigi2000]

@io4m5g6i fuck you

[Zanzulfanten]

Unless you get lucky air, it isn't. Even if you did get an extra bump on the ramp, it still wouldn't be faster than the current shroomspot

[jumpingshrimp44]

1:55 u screwed up haha epic fail

[Coopster05]

how do you keep going up ????????????????/

[PKinferno100]

u failed on mushroom gorge

[fulkone]

0.45-1 MIN Isnt shortcut..

[jenzieboy]

do you need a hack for the shortcut on 1:00?

[PAMPproductions]

no you don't, it works :)

[YoshiDinoJr]

mushroom gorge ultra isnt right cuz lakitu caught u with the reverse sign even after u landed

[MrSonicdude12]

do u need hack for first one

[SaltineNinja]

lol no. watch the wr vids from mindscarp

[wjspangrs]

first one easy with and without shroom

[sonicpichu]

for the first shortcut how the f*** did u jump that. i could only jump the one near there. how u do that

[dipperdapper]

nice!

[rockero94]

coo lShortcuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! :) ;)

[ZeldaForce3]

you obviously didn't get the lap count at the second one at mushroom gorge, cause you didnt let us see the lap count ;)

[jason3000rocks]

that delfino square shortcut was awsome

[BlackCoockieMonster]

Funky Kong look so fly! Dat monkey go hard wit them pants!LOL :)

[iPhyoZ]

10 Bucks that the lap count didn't work on MG.

[jenniferlongbottom]

Funky Kong is the shit. He wears pants.

[MrPale2]

Yes he wears pants, what do you want him to wear? A skirt?

[jenniferlongbottom]

Seriously, man. It's awesome - a monkey wearing pants! Doesn't it just blow your mind?

[2007FORLife]

oh nvm i see lol

[2007FORLife]

what is 2:10 suppose to do?

[m3m12]

no matter how hard i try i cant do the wario's gold mine glitch. i tried like atleast 2000 times... any help??

[TheGiff1432]

i keep trying the wario's gold mine with Funky kong it doesn't work

[bedbug1991]

You have to make sure you go at least halfway the pipe he hits when you fall, or you wont be far enough when you fall.

[hammerbros01]

ur mushroom gorge one was not perfect it was backwards u have to go high

[LimboMasters23]

i am right

[Josh360slam]

nice delfino square sgortcut..definitely have to try that one

[LimboMasters23]

2:10 is fake

[io4m5g6i]

is that why i got a lap dumb fuck? go look at the world record and tell me if im right, cause i am

[amimay43]

how do u doo the wario gold mine? i been trying with baby luigi and doesnt work. and how do i get close to the rock in grumble volcano, i also have been using baby luigi. is it becus i hav 2 yuse big characters?

[madchanfamily]

its easier with baby luigi to do grumble volcano but its easier to use a heavyweight for warios gold mine

[folkalex]

how do u do the wario mine one at the end? I ve tried it and it just wont work! do I have to hop?

[kartcut]

Yes,you have to hop at the edge.

I tried it on Wifi earlier.:P

it worked.lol

[Wolfie020]

i can do the DDR sc without any item, but its super hard to do

[YOUVILLAGEGUMP]

how do you make videos with so good quality

sorry for my bad english

[SBDshow]

does the wario's gold mine one work?

[Zanzulfanten]

1:16 isn't a shortcut :/

[io4m5g6i]

oh..

[Yoshiman81]

Yeah it is. If you have triple shrooms/golden shroom/star you can skip the ramp and just drive across the sand/grass. It may be a small shortcut but it is one

[Darkwii235]

good job!

[mariofan5]

nice shortcuts isaac ; ) 5/5

[BroLuigi]

great shortcuts

but why the hell does everywone i know use funky king?

[BroLuigi]

*kong

[mariofan5]

Lol

[Zanzulfanten]

+speed