Achmed the dead Terrorist

[hashim710]

wt so funny with this gaay? the real terrorest is ur country mothafucka u kill millions of people and u want people to call u heros? u r the worst type of humans, u r ruining sour earth and u r the main reason for every war on this world and u still call other ?terrorests?y

[KeLsEygirl414]

HELLO!!!! I'M LINDSEY LOHAN!!!! HAHAHA I PULLLED A JOKE. KNOCK KNOCK  WHO IS THERE? ME I KEEL U!!!!

[KeLsEygirl414]

HELLO!!!! I'M LINDSEY LOHAN!!!! HAHAHA I PULLLED A JOKE

[OttiakaOtti]

Halloooooooo i am Lindsay Lohan

[OttiakaOtti]

i´m a suicide bomber_so you finished_WHAT?

Graet!

[MsMojo1996]

Ok 4 all of u fuckin retards out there who can't appreciate jeff's sense of humor and understand that it's all just an act.I'll save all of us who can alot of time by sayin;

IF U DONT LIKE IT THAN DONT FUCKIN WATCH IT AND KEEP YOUR FAGGOT ASS COMENTS FOR SOMEBODY WHO CARES!!!!!!!!

[Piiiwiii1]

Not funny

[caritas83]

god damn it...oh oh i mean allah damn it! Silence I'll kiil you! LOL! I love this guy!

[liketammysaids]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!...

....Achmed is Bin laden's and Al queda's best friend! :)

[WhatYourKiddingRight]

Achmed's kinda scary XD

[southsniper1]

Silence... I Kill You:)

[firegrimmjow]

"i kill you" lol

[DownForYou323]

lmfao,. "stop Touchnn meeeeee" 3:01

[fisherboy551]

this is so funny i will watch it over and over

[trititans14]

ive watched it like 10 times and i still lmao hahahaha

[peanutbutter6997]

lol

[LucyCornejo]

ha.ha.ha

"Stop touching meeeeeee!!!"

[Lovelexa0]

HIS FEET ! LOL

[xbatmangirlx]

i dont get the pre-detonation joke about jeff. care to explain?

[Asgard81]

pre-detonation

Pre-ejaculation!!!

XD

[xbatmangirlx]

oh, lol thx for clearing that up! xD

[xbatmangirlx]

lol. knock knock

whos there?

me, i kill you!

haha i was lmfao!!

[mahrules]

thats racist they shouldent make fun of muslims so far i have found muslims to be beter kinder and more rispectful than any other people

[letsg0gat0rs]

its comedy!!!

[andrew9141]

this is hilarious

[megsj123]

lol laughin ftt first time i saw it LOL!!!

[alzebara18]

its ahmad

Idiot

[BlackPantherElite]

KNOCK KNOCK

Who´s there?

Me - I kill u :DDDD

[jdr5501]

how do u spell your name let c acflim haha this is funny

[b2311e]

so do you like bush?

Yeah yeah...OHHHH you mean the president

LOL

[Alifmimyanun]

he make fun of muslims, but when he said sumthing bout jew he replied "that's racist..."

soo... u're mocking muslims isnt racist is it??

what an unfair western world!

being anti-islam is okay, but being anti-semitic-> they'll make sure u're dead!

[Asgard81]

OMG. At the and he asks Ahmed: So you are muslim.

Ahmed: I don´t think so. look at my ass it says MADE IN CHINA.

FIRST LOOK THEN WHINE

[Mesina2]

Got to agree.

[uniquegirl03]

silence!!! I KILL U!!!

[michaelscofield20587]

shite

[r2000star]

it is not funny

its so bad

[littlepest6]

a.....c.......flem

[patriot3890]

rofl

[xjonasxloverx96]

haha thats my nickname

[xXStividinhoXx]

Achmed: Knog Knog

Jeff: who is there?

Achmed: Me i kill you

xDD

[JapanGothicGirl365]

it wasnt funny to me i dgotta admit i dont have a good sense of humor

[supermarioflash2]

lol!

[twinkeez2003]

so funny! omg!

[goko2553]

thia is very fucking funny i "kill you" hahahahaha now i am scared beacuse he will kill me

[skygurl1]

i don't like this....i wasn't laughing at all....i found this offensive to my religion. if a muslim is a terrorist then they arn't muslim at all...that religion is about peace not violence. :(

[Rage00Against]

Then you have no sense of humour whatsoever. There's plenty of stereotypes in the world that aren't meant to insult people, but make them snicker and giggle.

[skygurl1]

honey did you see when i wrote that message..seriously i have forgotten all about this..and all about my message..and some styreo types are ok..i am ok with the whole terrorist thing..but the fact that he asked if he was muslim was targeted directly at muslims..that was not cool..please try to understand what i mean..but if you can't then just ignore..cause i dun really care n e more

[lakimuzjak]

hahahah 2:07 :-))))))))))

[otaviovinicius]

1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what

[rooney123456789109]

SCILENCE i KILL u ahahaaha my days class no nok who there me i kill u ahahhahaha ac med accc accc MED X

[StephDea4]

MY GOOOOD SOOO GOOD!!!! i love it! <3

[hIsSaRaHbErA16]

hahaha

"it's okay i took that verizon bastard with me" lmao!!! ahahahaha

[willywooly4now]

"Ello! I am Lindsey Lohan!!"

[ShoppingLexie12]

This is hilarious!!!!! "I kill you!!!" LOL

[SmoelfenCorfitz]

"I told a jokrre!" xD

[nixie2432]

'Knock Knock, whos there, me i kill you' funny as..

[lebsrule1]

funnyest shit eva!!

[iAMaSUBBER]

LOL

[amshahi]

haha ! best video on the utube !! funny !!

[cutiegirl525]

i like what he say's at 5:33

LOL!!!!!

[llyremLUVkibum]

its so cool

!!

[vidieoman8]

im muslim and this was funny.Its not race at all i like how they make fun of those evil tarrorists i hat then they make islam look bad.eney way 5 stars. (i cant spell )

[runefunscapeorb]

i mean 9:54 an so on

[runefunscapeorb]

duda man 9:53 is soooooo funny

[zernoq]

hahah how about now hahahah

[BunnyEre]

fucking hilarious! love the bit where Jeff asks how he gets through security at the airport and he says they open the suitcase and he says, "Hello, I am Lindsay Lohan." FUCKING HILARIOUS!! SHIT FUNNY!!

[dawogg2]

this is comedy at its best. Jeff Dunham is a comical genius. If u dont laugh at this then u need to go play d+d or magic and leave us normal people alone

[Krod0dog]

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[zka3931]

The clip stinks, As a Muslim and an Arab, I find it extremely offensive and so should any Muslim and Arab.

Dr. Ziad Abdessalam

[Asgard81]

Hey Man

Relax.

Its just Comedy, not Racism!!

[MillHillKid93]

you need to chill, im muslim i find it fucking hilarious 5stars XD

[lucas1234561440]

1:35 lmfao.

[taylisall]

if u dont find this funny u have no sense of humor

[shorteeszahbxcth]

lmaoOoooOOOooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOoooo!!!!;

siLencCe ii kiLl yoUh;;lOl

[ChrisMichaud]

There is nothing funny about this video. It has nothing to do with it being racist in nature, either. It is boring and lacks any originality. The jokes are as funny as a pie-in-the-face bit.

A decent ventriloquist in desperate need of a writer.

[tadpole0908]

I cant understand how you cant find that funny

I personally think it is great

[junahrox]

SO FREAKING FUNNY.

[ladychilekesh]

hahaha god damn na na alla damn hahahah

[twlightsoawesome]

lolz "silence i kill u"

[jezzathekiller]

ya gota love it SILENCE ILL KILL U

[miramaldito]

silence i kill you some a ma a bitch

[JaZZZZZz666]

"wat the hell happened to my feet" lol so fuking funny

[azzarulezforlife]

mint, wott a legend

[Jennielettin1989]

This is well mint. It's well fucking funny lol

[teenvge12]

hahah what do u think of bush...

[JointElSmoker420]

"Hellooooooooo Im lindsey lohan"!!! lol hahahahaha

[Congiggity25]

this so fukin funny!!

[jlil0012]

I KILL YOU

[gokuo911]

omgeee this video is funneh ! rofl ! lmao! xDD

[svenky810]

ahahahahaha

achmed the dead terrorist rocks!!

[katiecutiepiee]

lmao it so funny hello im linsy lohan or shut up ill kill you !!! lmao hahah

[katiecutiepiee]

shut up i kill you lmao funny

[pippinjonesowns]

soooooo funny

[kevinsexyboy]

is so nice  i like this video

[chocolatelover1019]

i luv it when he says, "SILENCE.. I KILL YOU!!

[M00FlN]

his eyebrows rock!!

LMAO

[heathproductions]

that is funny as crap i love it thanks asgard81

[93ky1e93]

OMFG this is nearly the funniest thing ive eva seen

this dude is a legend

[diego5244]

i love this video "i kill you"

[dannywag000]

this is funny

[AnimeLoverGirl2030]

awesome very funny

[mastercheif1200]

location location location location

[mastercheif1200]

silence i kill you

[kaelacole97]

this shit rocks

[0KlY0]

yes

[0KlY0]

achmeeedddddddd rullez

[legoworld11]

...and the winner had to fight michal jackson!

ROFL!!!!!

[kezboski]

i fuckin love this guy. i kill you......

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha

[legoworld11]

SILENCE!  i kill you!

[tomashcu60]

LOL

[BlackTequilaKiss]

for all those saying it is racist and that please stop. Everything in the world is already so depressing it is wonderful to have some humour twisted. Even if u dont like Jeff Dunham does not mean u need to slander him. Jeff you are brilliant and thank you for cracking me up.

[caloca17]

ill kill you!!!!!

hahahahahahahaha

[GtaAddict12345]

HAHA FUNNY LOL!!!!!5/5!

[AvnitK]

ahahah "I kill u"

[tilamilla]

LMAO. this is hil-fuckin-larious. Im so glad people can take bad events and twist in some humor.

[Flampie666]

copie?-.-

[RazorBladeKissesxo]

ahaha i love diss video ahah its iight

[lakeb0dom]

GO SUCK DADDY YOU REDNECK DOUCHEBAG

[someLANIkid]

omg! thats one of the funniest vid ive eva seen!! (well @ the moment it is!) HELLO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN! lol... very very funny!!

[khaled5285]

well well well u can see wat i mean no respect to other why because u and that man who make that show are simply PUSSY u all can't do more than that .

ha ha ha pussy

[khaled5285]

all that vote prove my point that u all just group of killers and pussy like wat u done in Iraq and palatine and all Muslim countries

try to respect other than maybe we try to respect u America people and all how support them

[wurzelko]

my country was bombed by America, but you are just stupid when mixing humor and F15, or just ignorant. Dunham is genious.

[khaled5285]

i dont mixing i said truth tat why u an other don't like u people thought u are the bet do everything without mistakes like Ur boss who kill many and thought he hero s i make my self clear like that stupid who make fun about other a just a big loser

[thawhiteballa]

SILENCE!! I"L KILL YOU!! ^_^

[khaled5285]

no respect to other people that's what you see in this video

[PLAiNSxCUTiE]

lol haha! SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

[noodles29378]

this is halarious, how is that lame?! you people have no sense of humor

[reginablybly]

Lame xD

[tfraser13]

THIS IS WOT I CALL FUNNY

[ronaldo761]

This is what I call COMEDY!!!

[untouchajack]

this is sik it cracks me up :L

[Youtoknowthatiloveem]

silence i kill very funny

[Mongon123]

knock knoch... Who is there ?

ME I Kill you XD

[Metalladdict666]

AHAHAHAHAHAH " Silence !! I KILL YOU!!!" LMAO

[Omarions]

Racism + Subconcious fear = Humour

[michaelrules156]

haha "silence, i kill you" haha

[redpaul79]

you fucking stupid assclown

[Tagnaar]

Talk to the hand

[Ruhnald]

Funny...NOW?... No not at all. Where's Vaudeville when you need it?

[yellxoh]

This isn't all that funny tbh...

[xx12355xx]

Its Ace and soo Dunnii lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[gokwanfan]

lol lmao soo funni, im kinda scared thow lol

[MetalMasterKing]

I'm a terror fighting terrorist xDDD...so funny :D

[bloodybunn0]

he doesn't say terror fighting he says terrifying terrorist

[juicebarboyMEL]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL fucking funniest shit EVERRRR!!!

[krevii]

lOl . . siLence -!!- i kiLL you -!!- x'D

[Kattywamba]

Not funny in the slightest

[t4paN]

The fuck you talking about, it was hilarious. Did he offend your idol Lisnay Lohan or something?

[Kattywamba]

I can't stand lindsay Lohan, I just didn't find it funny OK

[alobo07]

silence!!!! I kiiiiillll uuuuu jajaja nock nock

[TooFastForYou24]

Rofl thats hilarious

[Jillisha]

How do you spell your name?

Oh lets see uh...A...C...Phlem...

[NY2051]

me not understand this joke!

Would someone pls explain...

[loganbrothers1]

lol funny

[kurenaisama]

LOLOL I live the "Silence (squeak) I kill you!" XD

[hipeople844]

SILENCE!!!! I Kill You

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!

[cowninja23sbuddy]

SILENCE ... (SQUEKY) I KILL YOU

[Michelle981]

like the part of "silence, i kill you!!" but i dont like how hes practiclly racisse.... :|

[nashstruck]

who isn't ?:S

[ingame1991]

i also like the "I kill you " part ^^ it's hilarious XD i wish there would be kind of a remix of that ... !!

[ingame1991]

would be very cool if someone could upload this vid with subs... thx

[Luneer]

MsTekkie, your not a jew or cathelic priest by any chance? ^^

[MsTekkie]

why does anyone think this is funny. Its horrible. He sucks. Its repetitive and not even funny.

Dumb.

[FoReVeRpAnDaS0716]

haha! i LOVE it! so funny XD

[FoReVeRpAnDaS0716]

and its hilarious when he looks at the audience and raises his eyebrows like.. 10 times! lol

[ingame1991]

yep thats sooooo funny laught my ass off

[Noelnoel123]

I LOVE IT ITS SOO FUNNY!!!!!!!silence....i kill you! or hahahahaah i telle a joke...!

[laurenb1998]

This is apsoluttely brill i lov it! SILENCE... i kill you it gets so funny when he gets so squeaky!!!

[emilylouise123]

ello! i am lindsay lohan! hahahahahhahahaha litereally rotfl! sooooooooooo funny!

[RugbyKidJamesTOD]

lol =]

[JimbomluGal]

oooo i love B-

oh u mean the president

lol

=P

[vanessahind]

omfg this is so funni what the hell happened to me feet!!! STOP TOUGHIN MEEEE!!! I KILLLL YOUUU!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD i love this video so much :P:P

[xhyperfiedx7]

sheesh Nessie calm down!! It ain't that great!!

[aalllsss123]

silence i kill you!!!

[piratebaypwns]

silence i kill u

[hannahbob]

is that walter? XD