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  • You know we all say things about anyone who is religious or believes in god and those who do not. Not all Christians shove religion is your face, and not all atheists try to prove God doesn't exist. We all have our own beliefs, and the day people start respecting that is the day that people stop arguing over who is right, and who is wrong. Basically, that will be never >.<

  • Bible contradictions:

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    God is all powerful - Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26

    God is NOT all powerful - Judg 1:19

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    God is tired and rests - Ex 31:17

    God is never tired and never rests - Is 40:28

  • When was Jesus born?

    ~ In the days of Herod (Matthew 2:1)

    ~ When Cyrenius was governor of Syria (Luke 2:2,5)

    Herod died in 4 BC, 10 years before Cyrenius became governor in 6 AD.

  • More biblical contradictions for stupid christians:

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    God is all powerful Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26

    God is not all powerful Judg 1:19

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    God knows the hearts of men Acts 1:24/ Ps 139:2,3

    God tries men to find out what is in their heart Deut 13:3/ Deut 8:2/ Gen 22:12

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    God is tired and rests Ex 31:17

    God is never tired and never rests Is 40:28

  • @a0eoj Jer 32:27...Behold, I am the LORD, the God of all flesh: is there any thing too hard for me? Matt 19:26... But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

  • @a0eoj Judg 1:19And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. Acts 1:24 And they prayed, and said, Thou, Lord, which knowest the hearts of all men, shew whether of these two thou hast chosen, Ps 139:2,3 Thou knowest my downsitting and mine uprising, thou understandest my thought afar off.

  • @a0eoj Deut 13:3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul. Deut 8:2And thou shalt remember all the way which the LORD thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, and to prove thee, to know what was in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his commandments, or no.

  • @a0eoj Gen 22:12 And he said, Lay not thine hand upon the lad, neither do thou any thing unto him: for now I know that thou fearest God, seeing thou hast not withheld thy son, thine only son from me. Ex 31:17It is a sign between me and the children of Israel for ever: for in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, and on the seventh day he rested, and was refreshed.

  • @a0eoj need i go on or are you done being stupid?

  • @duckjockey10 Please keep going, you're doing great!

  • @a0eoj my pont exactly you have no legit rebutle for anything...loser

  • @duckjockey10 What's to rebut?

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  • @a0eoj obviously you know because you are far to ignorant to come up with anything intelligent to say. alk to me when you have a brain in your head.

  • @duckjockey10 If you really want to explain something, explain why christians are so stupid.

  • @a0eoj there are stupid christians and that is because they are taught wrong and lack the understanding of God and the bible..much like your knowledge of it..the only difference between you and them is you are on the other side of the spectrum..youve heard the same bible stories they have you just went the other way with it. and that shows through your ignorant statements u continually spew out of that hole you call a mouth.

  • @duckjockey10 You stupid christards just aren't as smart as atheists, otherwise you wouldn't be christians.

  • @a0eoj See what I mean? You cant come out with anything intelligent to say so you revert to namecalling. Youre a real winner.

  • @duckjockey10 You said you were going to explain these biblical contradictions, but you haven't explained anything. So yeah, you are stupid!

  • @a0eoj Yes you may find that the Christian religion is not something you believe in but others do... They arent hurting you. You must love trolling the intrenet and bashing others for their beliefs...ive said it and ill say it again...yes there are many stupid fucking christians and there always will be.But not all are.why dont you go talk shit to some other group? thats right you waont because you just want to try and make yourself smart by talking down to these retards.

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  • @a0eoj you are completely misenterpreting these versus. Your understanding is laughable...they are not contradictions...all it shows is your lack of understanding..if i need to i will go through and explain why they are not contradictions.

  • @duckjockey10 The contradictions seem pretty clear, I guess you'll have to explain.

  • @duckjockey10

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    God is all powerful - Jer 32:27/ Matt 19:26

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    God is NOT all powerful - Judg 1:19

  • @duckjockey10 Go ahead christard, explain how these aren't contradictions.

  • @duckjockey10 Thanks to you typing out these verses, now everyone can easily see the biblical contradictions.

  • You "atheists" need to just leave it alone. Why do you people put so much effort towards trying prove something wrong you cant. So what if someone believes in God. It is that persons perogative. No matter whether you assholes think they are wrong doesnt mean you should go out of your way just to bash them. Whats so wrong with people believeing in God? Your pointless bashing of chritsians is just that, pointless. Atheists are nothing but a hate group. get a life and leave these people alone.

  • @duckjockey10 There is nothing wrong with people believing in god, so long as they do not enforce their superstitions as law, discriminate against people who believe differently, or harm others as a result of those beliefs. Unfortunately, many people do pass laws, discriminate, and harm others based solely on their religious convictions.

  • @askegg You are exactly right but you are also naming things many atheist do to christians...Im not saying you are that way but there are just as many atheists if not more that do the same thing that they claim christians do...they are just as mislead and ignorant as these idiots in this video...and if anyone is offended by my comment then its because they themselves know that they are who ive mentioned.

  • @duckjockey10 Name one atheist who has tried to impose a law banning worship. Name one atheist who discriminates against others simply because they believe. Name one atheist who harm another because he of his atheism.

    BTW - the idiots in this video call *themselves* Christian. It is not up to me to define the belief.

  • @askegg Madeline O hara..look her up. She was a horrible hateful individual that was always forcing her atheistic ideas on others much like these "christians", and btw while im on the subject, "christians" that force their beliefs on others are not christian. the bible doesnt teach that. People that do that are part of denominations of christianity that have basterdized the christian religion by replacing doctrines with there own ideas.

  • @askegg There are many atheists that i know personally that forve their own ideas just as much if not more than todays "christian". Not too mention go through and read the comments on this page and others on youtube. I never said all athiests were that way but a majority are.

  • @duckjockey10 There are two forms of atheism, theres normal atheism, where no one gets hurt, no religious group gets hurt, then theres MILITANT atheism that is all about forcing religion down, besides that theres also religious critics, skeptics and whatnot who try to fuck religion in the ass today, as bad as religion screwed humanity over in the past. history repeats itself, get used to it, you can't break the cycle. we were religious in the past, atheist in the future. :)

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  • @duckjockey10 Atheism is NOT a religion, its ANTI-RELIGIOUS, atheist do NOT believe in a God, or anything supernatural for that matter, MOST atheist are big supporters of Science, Reason, Common Sense and Human Logic, RELIGIOUS people only have their holy book, the little place they meet at every sunday to compare clothing, and they invisible friend, in other words, theres one big difference between the two, Atheism works, Religion DON'T :)

    Sincerely

    Sativasoldier666v2

  • @Sativasoldier666v2 atheism is a religion....real atheism isnt anti religion..its anti god. Religious people do NOT meet at a building every sunday to compare clothings and to be seen, those are posers. youre lumping all religious people into 1 group. All you are explaining is demoniations of the christian religion that do those things. Your comments just prove your ignorance and lack of intelligence.. good luck with being stupid.

  • @duckjockey10 explain whats religious about this: "I am an atheist, i do not have God in my life, i do not believe in spirituality, and i like scientific research more than the paranormal" or rather, DEFINE religion, because what i said EARLIER is pretty much what Religion is, a bunch of dumb sheep, reading their holy book, meeting in their special place on a special day, nodding their stupid fucking heads at what their preacher tells them, THATS religion today. any questions?

  • @askegg and another thing...name one self proclaimed christian of today that has tried to impose a law bannng atheism or any religion outside of christianity. You cant there isnt one. Yes there have been in histories past but this isnt about yesterday...we are discussing things now..and im sure ther have been many people in the history of the world that have tried to banthe christian religion amongst other beliefs.

  • @askegg i meant yesteryear not yesterday,,,,,and by yesteryear i mean back when wars were pretty much nothing but religious related.

  • @duckjockey10 how can you prove gods real...

  • @OMFGZpeanutz how can you prove GOds arent real? you cant...just like you cant prove they are real...Believeing in God is Faith based...Ive never once passed it off as fact, but athiest are always passing it off as fact thaat God isnt real. it isnt fact on either side..Its all faith based. period.

  • Father charles! get your dick outta that kids ass!

    God wants your money!

    Bibles are fiction!

    Bulletproof glass on the pope mobile, no faith!

    If you break the rules of the comandments, you go to hell, but god loves you!

    Hahaha they all sound like a bunch of slack-jawed hippy labodamized fucktards!

  • LOL, best video on youtube. KILL ALL RELIGION AND SAVE THE AGE OF MAN!

  • 12 years of catholic school made me a life-long nihilist.....especially the part where my middle school priest was molesting my fellow male students.....

  • The part that bugs me is that christians are selling hope to the sick, ill, and hurting people. It's just.. robbing people of money while illness robs them of health. it's a disgrace. It's like the ambulance chasing lawyers.

  • If there was no "God", there would be no "atheists". Just my thought.

  • christians are idiots. 

  • Religion is just a tool used to manipulate the vast majority. It's free, it's effective and it keeps people stupid. Win win for the governing body. :D

  • @duckjockey10 So because us atheists don't agree with your belief that for no reason whatsoever, a almighty, powerful being just appears and creates the universe, it means we are ignorant?

  • I love how the girl at :40 whispers "athiests" like it's some sort of of taboo word to say.

  • I just can't stand the Christians who say; 'You're an atheist because you don't understand God'.

    If being Christian (or whatever make belief you decide to choose) means fearing a invisible man on a cloud, who we cannot see, hear, feel or communicate with. Because an old book says so, I wonder if it's about understanding or about the explanation that causes me to be an atheist.

  • I'm glad I don't live in America.

  • Christians today are complete idiots..they have complete misconception of God and the bible...God did not write the bible...Humans did. They were inspired by God to write the scriptures. Atheist are just as ignorant as todays christians. They dont believe in God because they have a lack of understanding as well as those christians of today. period.

  • @duckjockey10 "They were inspired by God to write the scriptures.”

    This claim needs substantial evidence. Even if it were true, god seems to have done a terrible job inspiring these authors as their stories sound just like the ramblings of megalomaniacal, violent, bigoted, misogynistic, ignorant men.

  • @askegg Based on your statement, it seems to me that you dont understand th bible and and its writing. It isnt ramblings of megalomaniacal or misogynistic, Its the interpretation of todays and yesteryears lack of understanding that has made it seem like these thing. The misinterpretations of the bible by todays "christians" is quite laughable.

  • @duckjockey10 Yes, keep pretending to be a civilized human being while slurring homosexuals, you piece of shit. More beautifully-wrought prose from the delightful 'duckjockey10':

    "this is why society rejects you and you kiss boys"

    If anyone seeks to contact this hero, the family business:

    Phone 806-669-6461

    FAX 806-669-0818

    sales@parsleysroofing(dot)com

    Let them know what their idiot son is doing on the internet.

  • @Skindoggiedog So your defending little miss branden? Your talking down to me for my comments but did you not read his? Either you are retarded or you are one of his parents or something to that measure....go on go read his comments...Im 27 years old..you really think my family cares what i do on the internet? Branded is a little fag emo boy because he has presented himself that way.

  • @Skindoggiedog btw ...its only considered an homophobic slur if it is directed at an homosexual...I dont use the term it that sense. "faggot" means something completely different...You are a troll and just want to talk shit...yo are not smart and you probably live in your mothers house and play WOW...while you think you have been clever and "got me" i still know what a vagina feels like computer troll.

  • @askegg Can i suck your dick?

  • @duckjockey10 Ohh, it wants adults to take it seriously, does it? Even while it spews homophobic slurs by the dozen. A few gems from the brilliant duckjockey10:

    "that statement makes you entirely gay." "emo fag boy" "It isnt my fault you like dudes" "Like i said before gay boy"

    Everyone stand and applaud the child.

    Bravo.

    There is no other motivation required for an overhaul of the education system in the US than to raise above producing ugly little bigots like you.

  • @Skindoggiedog You think you are really clever dont you?Not only do you post personal info about me on youtube and you go on a video where some little emo boy who jumped on my case for stating that i thought the video was crap and started shit with me then you turn around and find another video i am discussing somethin completely unrelatable and you try and sound smart..Your 2nd grade insults show your intelligents...get a life.

  • @duckjockey10 well atleast you found a way to feel superior to both

  • @Xzerio what do you mean by that?

  • @duckjockey10 You're an idiot and make shit up to make yourself seem reasonable. God, no matter which one, is complete bullshit. Prove me wrong. Oh that's right, you fucking can't because you can't even demonstrate that a god exists. Please enlighten me. What does a book from the bronze age have to offer anyone in contemporary society that can't be obtained from somewhere else?

  • @beeeefcurtains youre an idiot an makr dhit up to make yourself seem reasonable.God, No matter which one, You fear most. Why dont you Prove me wrong. Oh right you cant because you cant disprove God either or demonstrate that he doesnt exist. Please enlighten me. What does a book from the Bronze age have to offer anyone in contemporary society you ask? well it offers hope to some who lived there life a certain way just as you do.

  • @duckjockey10 I don't fear irrational fairy tales. The bible doesn't offer hope for shit; just a bunch of retarded parables that could be interpreted a hundred different ways and still mean absolutely nothing. Plus, you don't even know how I live my life, and your the one trying to criticize me for picking on random people. I talk shit about your baseless beliefs, not how you live your own life.

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  • @beeeefcurtains Why is it that you must go around picking at random people saying God doesnt exist? You are just starting shit with people. You are not stating an opinion or any facts. You are simply badgering others for what they believe in. You find it pleasing to yourself to down peoples for their beliefs. I dont care what you believe in but im not going to sit here and trash you for it...Im beter than that. By your 1 statement, You have shown mountains of immaturity and ignorance.

  • @duckjockey10 I normally don't give a shit what people think, but when it comes to a large number of christians, they fucking get up in everyone's shit, trying to make the world into their perfect utopia. Also, I don't need to prove god doesn't exist just like you don't have to prove Zeus or Thor exist. That's how it works, mother fucker. Claimants have to prove their claims, not the other way around.

  • @beeeefcurtains do you feel smart now?because you are the only that think so...You critisize christians for forcing their religion down others throats but you are doing the same thing by the comments you have made...youre actually quite laughable. grow the fuck up and quit contradicting yourself. Youre calling people out fr the same shit youre doing. period.

  • @duckjockey10 Since when did I ever get together with my "church" and legislate my baseless beliefs? Last I checked christians and muslims were about the only people on the planet who actually forced others to believe their retarded beliefs. This bullshit is actually in their holy books, so how am I anything of an equivalent? Oh, a comment on youtube is forcing my beliefs? Are you fucking retarded? Rhetorical question. I already know the answer.

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  • @duckjockey10 Did God inspire all the contradictions in the Bible too, or are contradictions evidence the Bible could NOT have been inspired by an omniscient god?

    Or maybe your god is just as stupid as you?

  • @a0eoj contradictions...no..you just have a bad interpretation of the bible and base the fact that you dont believe in God off of what these "christians" have made it out to be with theyre extremely horrible and bad misinterpretations.. do you not know what the word inspired means?obviously not by your statment. You should probably actually read the bible and study it before you try and make an intelligent statement,

  • @duckjockey10 Contradictions in the Bible:

    When was Jesus born?

    ~ In the days of Herod (Matthew 2:1)

    ~ When Cyrenius was governor of Syria (Luke 2:2,5)

    Herod died in 4 BC, 10 years before Cyrenius became governor in 6 AD.

    God dwells in chosen temples - 2 Chron 7:12,16

    God dwells not in temples - Acts 7:48

    God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things - Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21

    God is NOT everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all things - Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8

  • @duckjockey10 Christians like you are just ignorant of what the Bible actually says!

  • @a0eoj Its a good thing not all atheist are as stupid as you. every bible verse you listed is something you pulled out of thin air. You want to call me ignorant but yet your statement is radically way off base and completely wrong. If you are going to try and argue with someone or even insult me for the matter, you better have some legitiment things to say instead of spouting bull off your keyboard.

  • @duckjockey10 We don't believe in the Christian God for the exact same reasons why we don't believe in Zeus.

  • @lesliekwan80 and thats your perogative but 95% of athiest i know are athiest based off the interpretation of God and the bible.Not you in particular but more than likely that is why you dont believe and thats okay. I could care less what you believe. I made my comment not directed at one individual and many of you jumped on my case because you people cant stand it when someone thinks differently.

  • U guys know what the big bang is for christians? A fart from God! Aleluya! hahahaha

  • Wow, they all look so dumb... lol

  • religion, a den for con artists, the gullible, and idiots.

  • @TheScorpionBB and atheism is a religion as well. no matter anyway you slice it.

  • "if god didn't exist then who wrote the bible?"

    laughed harder than i have in years, i didn't think that level of stupidity was possible

  • @darkhoogan best comment ever

  • I have to apologize to myself for watching this. Freaking Christians are arrogant and hypocrite

  • Christians ..... Very disturbing.

  • Is the guy at 5:30 on the can?

  • Just kill me now.

  • They hurt my head...

  • these people deserve a darwin award if and when they die.

  • Ugly. Ugly people.

  • I wish the rapture would happen. I could use a good 7 years away from these idiots.

  • Religion is like disease... It spreads around and kills many, many people.

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  • I'm so glad I'm not stupid.

  • I hope there is a rapture soon so we can get rid of all these idiots

  • Theyre all wrong. The FSM created all the earth.

    May his noodly appendages bless us all.

    RAmen.

  • theres christians that point to other christians like bachmann and go "SHES JUST CRAZY.. derp" or people like these.. newsflash: you share the same fucking level of belief and reasoning as the batshit stupid crazy religious people here in this vid.

  • WOW! 8:00 of morons and charlatans. I laughed my ass off for most of it.

  • I wish im dumb enough to believe in God(s)

    ignorance is a blessing

  • AMGG this is comedy at its finest

  • fuck! they're fucking sick

  • That's pretty depressing knowing people like that are allowed to breath the air. Science has proved FAR more than religion. I mean think about it, if the world was based on religious theories. Take a hospital for example. Sprinkling "godly water" over a dying patients head will do bugger all. Living life by rules from a little book some dick wrote centuries ago is foolish. Face it. When you're dead your dead. A little blue light doesn't ascend into the clouds and into the "invisible" heaven. Oh

  • C'mon you thumbs up whores. Get a little creative. Like this. Thumbs up if you think I'm trying to get the most thumbs up. See, it's easy. Jackasses

  • Let me get this straight- christians are only "good" so they can get rewarded (heaven). that is selfish with a pinch of greed and stupidity. 

  • I just lost a brain cell.

  • stupid idiot rednecks!

  • 5:18 AGH CRASH ZOOM!

  • I wonder if that pink cloth heart would make me rich.....lmao

  • 6:36 wtf

  • Isn't it amazing how many people have been led astray by Christian mythology?

  • @doodleguitarist Well, Newton "stole" the theory of gravitation from a guy (that I don't remember the name, and don't want to chack in my book, because I'm in bed preparing to sleep)

  • I shall become a new specie, so that I am no longer a human that is part of those lunatics.

  • I'm an atheist, and I believe that the rapid expansion of the universe at the time of the big bang resulted from a huge explosion in a masquerade mask factory.

  • I don't want to live on this planet anymore

  • @Casshyr me neither

  • 1:20 THAT is the stupidest most ignorant thing I've ever heard against the atheistic standpoint. Are people really THIS stupid? I'm in awe at the stupidity that passes as intelligence in this country. Another reason why I sometimes feel ashamed to be American.

  • when i watch this. my eyes bleed. i want to kill myself for these people. " miracle water" ill try selling it on ebay.

  • When I watch this I don't see stupid people. I see Terrified people. They are all scared: 00:35 , 3:29 , 4:30 , 5:09 , 5:30 , 6:00 something to think about