Microsoft Windows Ad

[Silvermuiga]

Hahaha...A Calender. It's good knowing what we missed out before the slick Windows 7 commercial :)

[starwatcherusa]

Optimstic Ragequitting

[mineguy98]

This man is scary

[TheStormglass]

@mineguy98 He is a Steven Anthony Ballmer himself. Now sitting on Microsoft CEO throne.

[Jtangel27]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FREECELL!

[Legoboy00156]

Im gonna have nightmares about that guy

[IanEduardoMeneses]

SOFT MICRO

OOOOOOOOOO

ITS JUST 9090909090909090

ITS NOT IN NEBRASKASKA

[zylgp]

Now why can't we have short, snappy adverts like that now?

[lordcoco57]

OMFG 99 DOLLARS !!!

[galaxy31M]

OMG A CALENDER!

[SWEGTA]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!!

[ArthasvsLeon]

@SWEGTA Why's he hating on Nebraska?

[SWEGTA]

@ArthasvsLeon Dunno. Nebraska-Racist?

[MisterMacintosh1]

OMG WTF YOU GET A CLOCK WITH IT

HOLY CRAP!

[dxjohncenacaz]

I guess it costs 25 cents.

[MrJonaVid]

he had hair?

[IxSy]

Where can I get his face, it's so cool when it changes yellow to purple :D

[shaneduboiscomputers]

A computer for 99 dollars

[ksharky888]

AND A CONTROL PANEL!

[michaelpau100]

I wanted to add this to facebook (I use a mac) and it said there was a verification error.

[ZiozoneEmperor]

the guy's a freaking chameleon, look at the skin changes

[theseamonkeyking]

@snacktical - windows IS $99 these days. you obviously shop at all the wrong places if you can't find a good price. $250 sounds like you are buying the Retail boxed version. Go price hunt online for an OEM windows for around $120

[firedude597]

i wish computers today were 99 dollars :(

[snacktical]

@firedude597 hell, i wish windows was 99 bucks nowadays XD. windows 7 home premium = $250.00!

[firedude597]

@snacktical lmao well u can kinda sorta get a computer for 99 bucks just but a apu on newegg the ecs one is 99 bucks :D but u still need ram,hdd,and power supply :/ and a dvd drive if u need one so about 200? :P still not bad and then windows.. hmm >.> <.< pirate? heh heh

[snacktical]

@firedude597 maybe people wouldn't need to pirate if prices were reasonable. i don't supposed that occurred to them ;D 

[firedude597]

@snacktical veryy truee :O

[charlessmyth]

'Except in Nebraska' refers to a different telephone number.

[QRS3C273]

Steve Jobs is crazy.

[reinoreiness]

rainbow face :D

[Ticomfreak]

Imagine a recreate of this commercial for Windows 7 (Balmer lists everything W7 can do...would be forever... literally)

[dialgamanboy]

19 people are from Nebraska

[GordonFleaman]

0:45 reminds me of willy wanka

[Rennonz]

I'LL TAKE IT GOD I'LL TAKE IT PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY

[supercrazyguitarman2]

This is SHIT compared to Windows 7

[EatGanon]

Windows 1 is better than every mac put together.

[drrobertoboogie97]

@EatGanon Macintosh System 1 is better than every Windows version altogether.

[EatGanon]

@drrobertoboogie97 omg, you have shone me the light. how could i be so stupid not to praise the greatest OS to live, the Mac? apple is single-handedly the best company to ever live. you, my friend, are a genious.

[MarikIshtar187]

lol ms paint

[drrobertoboogie97]

Steve Ballmer: A douche then, a douche now.

[MikuHatsune10728]

Press Play/Pause and then Hold down 9

[JoseMonkeys]

@MikuHatsune10728 hahahahahahaha

[Fulatict]

Ahhhh... all the generations of Microsoft Windows. Windows 1.0 - Windows 7

[jvolstad]

I remember around this time frame where one of our unit officers tried to install Windows 1.0 on a Wang PC that we used for word processing. It took me hours to fix the system.

[MultiDarklover]

Even Apple is cheaper than that. $29 for Snow Leopard!

Funny ad LOL

[atom069]

@MultiDarklover hah that's because you paid for your Apple OS 3x over when you bought your horribly overpriced mac son! :D

[drrobertoboogie97]

@atom069 Overpriced? The cheapest Mac costs $699. I think that's very affordable

[Stickfactory]

@drrobertoboogie97 most macs are over thousand dollars, but most pc are 500-900$. Much cheaper

[drrobertoboogie97]

@Stickfactory That's because most PCs are made cheaply

[Stickfactory]

@drrobertoboogie97 Yep, and they are still better than macs :D

[drrobertoboogie97]

@Stickfactory That's a false statement.

[ENGINEBLOWUK]

@drrobertoboogie97 so are macs in china just with a nice looking case and a linux based os

[drrobertoboogie97]

@ENGINEBLOWUK Fallacy. Mac OS X isn't Linux based, but NeXTSTEP (Steve Jobs's other company Next's OS) based, which was Mach based, which was BSD based.

[ENGINEBLOWUK]

@drrobertoboogie97 in the 90s but isnt os10 unix /linux based Steve was talking about it in a old keynote vid i saw ill try find it and link you to it

[drrobertoboogie97]

@ENGINEBLOWUK The NeXTSTEP keynote. He didn't say it will use Linux, he said Mach kernel which is BSD based.

[drrobertoboogie97]

@ENGINEBLOWUK Unix doesn't equal Linux. Linux is Unix-like (or *nix), but doesn't have any Unix code. BSD (which is the base of OS X) does.

[papercuber]

LOL This guy trys to be Billy Mays xD

[ghiblade]

is this real

[Yoshi53131]

@ghiblade yeahh the first microsoft 1.0

[Merusdraconis]

@ghiblade Not really; it was made by Microsoft, but for a conference where everyone there would get that it was a joke.

[daedralord1]

@ghiblade it is indeed real...steve ballmer used to do some ads for microsft...even though he was an executive and a multi millionaire at the time, now hes a billionaire

[tenniscrazy]

Except in Nebraska!! WTF lol

[hartman23400]

HOLY SHIT A CLOCK

[prisonbreak7760]

He has been overclocked to 100 mhz.. =/

[kiliandjfilms]

wow overactive

[Eniacbc]

AND A CLOCK OH MY GOD!

Those stupid modern computers, they never come with such awesome CLOCKS!

[Kokoa1337]

What do you get?

A clock!

Lol.

[offroad259]

AND A 50KB HDD ;)

[Logicfray]

hahahha he just looks and sounds so desperate, like a used car salesman

[lazyAlex13]

@Logicfray That's a Win my freind

[KiranGlitch]

wow! - i could get all that for free!

[Reverbdude]

wow. $99 for an operating system. microsoft should bring that back.

[Keruaran]

1. That IBM PC is ENORMOUS. 2. In 86-87 we all wanted a Commodore,Amiga because they rocked... Nobody even heard of Microsoft Windows back then.

[krullboll]

OMFG IT HAS REVERSI!!!

[bruhhnoo]

OH MY GOD!!!

becouse this,and another thinks y buy a Mac.

[krissauveur]

Definately a fake price. We got our first computer in 1995, and it was almost $3000.

[joshylord]

LOL, the computers then looked a bit advvance for the age

[knottsknocks]

Something tells me this is fake. The Reversi and Nebraska thing was funny.

[stopthrm]

@knottsknocks He had soe cocaine. C'mon it was the 80s... >_+

[QuadRaxiX]

I think Steve was really enjoying himself when he made this commercial.

[KimberIie]

lol xD comparing the ad in the late years to the current we can only laugh at this ads because we are more advanced than before,

[henrikroback]

lame

[Szymek019]

o...m...g

[evilriotgirl]

lol @ 1:04 it sounds like he says windows live...

[NETTMEDIA]

I can buy windows 7 upgrade for $99! XD

[PTSHP01]

unlucky nebraska

[Bumbuus]

stop at 0:41 =D

[ioulian]

omg this is funny xD

[geniusash007]

OMFG did they actually made that video? damn

[Paradician]

Just so you know, this wasn't a real ad. It was created and screened internally by Microsoft, mostly for the amusement of the staff. It was never on TV or anything.

[Dorkuo]

He must really hate Nebraska

[Checkingokop]

Steve Jobs does a better job :)

[liquidFIRE00z]

Aww. Poor Nebraska :<

[JosefWhite]

OMG Windows paint!!! (lol.)

[DKantJackedIn]

Baffled

[bd1322]

steve ballmer is fucken hilarious

[oxnardcollegegirl200]

Why is he so excited? Windows 1 is not that exciting. Maybe it was back then. Not anymore. XP, Vista and 7 is now the most exciting!!! Those are the 3 happiest operating systems!

[NettmediaHD]

@oxnardcollegegirl200 VISTA is not happy... >:(

[JDGlassProductions]

What the...?

[silntdoogood]

...AND A CLOCK!

[Revigoe7]

Awesome i need a reversi in Windows 7!!!

[oxnardcollegegirl200]

I have Windows Vista now. I used to have Windows XP with Pinball. I really liked Pinball now I don't have it anymore! I have this Purple Place instead. Purple Place is ok but it seems a little too easy for me.

[supdawg444]

INKBALL!!!!

[varquez7]

LOL. It's Purble Place. Not Purple Place. xD

[Paraclete333]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

99$ for A Picture, A Reversi Game, A Clock...

Today, with 1.5 Euros, I can Buy cracked Windows XP Professional, or get it from black-websites.

[Raja221]

wow pirated windows great? how about teh updates? oh wait you cant get any. NOOB. oh wait a worm/virus was just an extra gift with ur cracked windows. goo buy ur software u cheapskate. or better yet USE linux.

[fretburn100]

@Raja221 lolz. you can get updates with pirated windows. And it doesnt give you a virus unless you're a moron that downloads without antivirus. Sounds like you're the noob.

[Raja221]

what about fragmentations? and DLL shit, and registry cleaning? and cleanups? you can't escape that

[fretburn100]

@Raja221 Cant escape registry cleaning and disc cleanups? I'm missing your logic

[usamaki10]

Nebraska got pwned

[mpenner03]

looks like not much has changed

[Maximara]

Well this goes goes to prove there are things worst than Barney.

[Aqwert76]

what shitty camera r they using

[emonerd826]

EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA.

[tropessso]

lol

[Kottplockarkommunist]

HALLELUJAH!

[scir91]

what is reversi?

[evinrudeboy6601]

I want that pc so i can laugh at it ;)

[gamecheat13]

lol

the best one

[funnybuddy89]

why not Nebraska

[Izakokomarixyz]

Sorry no clock blessed computers for Nebraska...

[TheLeardMan]

My god I fucking hate this guy, I would seriously happily murder the fucker brutally.

[BeakyRed]

i remember when we had a microsoft xp and i used to play internet reversi and internet backgammon. man that was great.

[pandapanda84]

the irony is that this is about 1000x funnier than the seinfeld microsoft ads.

[gaqly]

OMG $99!!!

[gladizh]

Yeah but back then 99 dollars were worth like 10 times more :)

[McNibbler]

except in nabraska

[immortal4942]

wow windows has been getting more expensive decade by decade

[McNibbler]

REVERSI

[dreynip]

and a clock!! : D

[archy9752]

scary...

[kikaelgi9]

Oooo a clock!! :D

[Krisando]

Heck did you just say clock ;O Your getting abit technical there.

[neothematrixhacker]

Ooooo a clock :D

[kikaelgi9]

lol i know a clock!

[magickat1]

those poor suckers in nabraska.

lmao

[TheCh0senGamer]

But wait?!?!?! Reversi? This must be an ALL-NEW **expansion pack**

[TheCh0senGamer]

This is the best Windows Vista commercial I've ever seen! It totally explains all of the features. LOL

[peacein93]

LOL XD

[kockgunner]

What a loser. I don't feel sorry for him. He still acts like this.

[z4dude]

ohhh a clock!!

[streetpowermachine]

the best windows ever made lol

[Blaze200038]

I think windows is worth how much it costs to take the computer it came on and install Mac OSX.

:P

[iLikeRetroGames]

Reversi!!!!!!

lol!

[jonnypbrady]

OMG I feel so embarrassed for him right now.

[MJGrindboy]

Why not Nebraska?

[zombiehorde99]

OMG REVERSI!!!! I FUCKING NEED THIS!!

[mygtsui]

pathetic

[OfficialDBAclan]

imagine him doing a vista advert

[shapalakadingdong]

the color of his face changes... am i fucking high or what

[rockapartie]

no, you're not :D but it was copied from an old tape.

[xxxxDre4mxxxx]

lol

[Whipit8rapture]

wow, comes with clock! No alarm though...lol

[ivanha1]

And thats the way you can whit 1:04 seconds you can say EVERITHING of those computers

[20394985t]

wow, paint. im really impressed, i suppose you get what you pay for, mac is better :P

[Koman92040]

That's Rally Windows 1.0.1 But I Don't Think Thats A Real Windows Commercial

[PrettyLilMemetchi]

Wow. The old computers were ugly.

[szymaq]

I don't want Windows, I want that monitor!!

[FrozenAtrox]

Whats he on...?

please tell me :P

[Gamerdude7d2]

LOL cool it on the coffee k?

[thatcher88]

Except in Nebraska!

[littshepkid]

im downloadin this and putting it on my pc

[infinitepossibility]

A calendar? For free of charge? Shit, I'm getting me one of those.

[CPnieuws]

Hes hyper

[Aqwert76]

ferrari

[GoRla89]

Only thing Games and thats why Mac sucks.

[Maddhater1]

OMFG!!! IT EVEN HAS REVERSI!!!

[hitmankratos]

wow you even get a clock

[ausse74]

Windows 1.0 the worst OS By Microsoft

[kevin144446]

Probably still better then Vista. lol

[f00db01]

OMG it has reversi too!!!! and its only $99!!! holy crap im getting a torrent!!!!! =0

[pato2747]

It's funny how this crazy-ass guy ended up being Microsoft's CEO.

[chirag2fast4ufast4u]

I dont see why mac users are all like "OMG I OWN A MAC, IM SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU PC USERS"

Then we are like, "We have games, so gtfo"

[shadowolf192]

Is this seriously, a real Windows advertisment?

I guess that, this advertising Style, has always been American, and will never be used, in the UK.

[hellstudios]

no they dont have ads like this anymore in america. LOL. funny ass ads though eh?

[trinidadnomad]

ill save my extra hundred to get vista lol

[IHMV]

He says except in nebraska.

[1xxxxxxdreamxxxxxx1]

what the hell does he say right at the end? its driving me nuts

[ValleyOfBowser]

OMG DOS EXECUTIVE?!!??!?!

/head asplode

[hydehk]

i thought it was a skit a moment there

[geekthree]

i WILL NEVER get tired of this ad. NEVER!