@ALEJANDROCALVO1 Actually Newton, this isn't spoofing surfers it's spoofing Jersey dudes. Yes, us "beach geeks" are retarded. I'm not enlightened enough to appreciate the artistic genius of the National Lampoon"s Vacation saga. "Son" ...ahhh that's not surfer slang. Again that's a "Jersey/Street Thang." Tell us Alejandro what is the real reason behind your obvious jealousy of surfers. Scared of the ocean? Did a surfer steal your boyfriend ?The cast of Jersey Shore are NOT surfers but tourists.
@ALEJANDROCALVO1 .....And I hope you're not from New Jersey because then you'd look even more stupid. Surfers don't use "gnarly" too much anymore. That was an 80's thing and more of a Southern Californian term....like bitchen...You shouldn't stereotype people, Alejandro. Would you like it if I assumed you attend cockfights, are an illegal, and sell heroin ? So stay away from the beach and keep to your high rise housing project. It's not the sun that fries our brains it's all that weed and acid.
@ALEJANDROCALVO1 New Jersey's not a city, dude. It's a state. You directed your comments towards surfers. This video while it does have a "surf contest" is spoofing Jeresy guidos not beach people. The show Jersey Shore is about New Yorkers who vacation at the beach. And only one of the original cast was actually from New Jersey. New Jersey is insignificant, huh. Not only was Jersey one of the original 13 colonies it's one of the most important states in the creation of America.
@SouthjettyBill....OK!!! Sorry, I made a little mistake when I called New Jersey a city...it's just so small compared to Texas...I don't even want to converse with you anymore...it such a waste of time arguing over something so lame.
@flaminghomo you guys do say gnarly i hear it all the time,cali is where its at ,u think anyone in jersey likes quidos your the fuckin idiot if u think thast
poor nunzio ... he took home a transvestite then got a lapdance from a girl that turned out to be his sister... now he went through all this surfer training and still didn't get the girl.
man im from jersey and i lived in cali for 2 years and the funny party is cali dudes are so like that, they say shit like bro, for sure, thats gnarly, and hommie, people are straight pussys in cali
@smokey8766 what the fuck? you're a fuckin retard california is where its at, fuck new jersey and your ugly ass italian guido mother fuckers. we dont say gnarly, but we do say the rest, fuckin idiot.
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There is no way those idiots are from the Jersey Shore. I am from the real Jersey Shore and no one who is that much of a guido is from the beach. I would bet anything they are from North Jersey or the City.
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Are you supposed to be imitating people who "claim" to be from the shore and are actually from north jersey, or are they actually from the jersey shore? If it's the 1st one my mistake, if it's the second your videos are off. I'm from "down the shore" and this is not us, this is the bennies/shoobies that come down from NY and Philly.
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i love these guys! jersey's awsome! florida ain't got many good beaches; the waves are so much better in jersey! i want to grab my board and surf all day!
lmao im from jersey shore...and those guys arent even close to ppl from jersey...there more like guido, bennys from up north...ruining our beaches....BENNYS GO HOME other then that this video is pretty funny
AGREED!.. jersey shore here as well.. i think b/c NJ is so diverse we get hit with all the wrong stereotypes... we are not the industrial and former industrial towns outside of the city and north jerz, we aren't the sticks of south jersey and we are not the duesche bag bennies that populate our beaches in the sumemr (needless to say they summer all around me). Unfortunately though, (and i know they are exaggerating the persona..i hope) guys like this are all over NJ.
80's montage!!!!.... Nunzio has the "Eye of the Tiger"
duffy519 10 months ago
THis is gay....Very Gay...
burnit01 1 year ago
Im from Newark N.J., no way these assholes ever even been to Jersey. Straight pussies.
wcman4life 1 year ago
I actually havent said anything yet.
adq212tube 1 year ago
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ALEJANDROCALVO1 1 year ago
@ALEJANDROCALVO1 Actually Newton, this isn't spoofing surfers it's spoofing Jersey dudes. Yes, us "beach geeks" are retarded. I'm not enlightened enough to appreciate the artistic genius of the National Lampoon"s Vacation saga. "Son" ...ahhh that's not surfer slang. Again that's a "Jersey/Street Thang." Tell us Alejandro what is the real reason behind your obvious jealousy of surfers. Scared of the ocean? Did a surfer steal your boyfriend ?The cast of Jersey Shore are NOT surfers but tourists.
SouthjettyBill 9 months ago
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ALEJANDROCALVO1 1 year ago
@ALEJANDROCALVO1 .....And I hope you're not from New Jersey because then you'd look even more stupid. Surfers don't use "gnarly" too much anymore. That was an 80's thing and more of a Southern Californian term....like bitchen...You shouldn't stereotype people, Alejandro. Would you like it if I assumed you attend cockfights, are an illegal, and sell heroin ? So stay away from the beach and keep to your high rise housing project. It's not the sun that fries our brains it's all that weed and acid.
SouthjettyBill 9 months ago
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ALEJANDROCALVO1 9 months ago
@ALEJANDROCALVO1 New Jersey's not a city, dude. It's a state. You directed your comments towards surfers. This video while it does have a "surf contest" is spoofing Jeresy guidos not beach people. The show Jersey Shore is about New Yorkers who vacation at the beach. And only one of the original cast was actually from New Jersey. New Jersey is insignificant, huh. Not only was Jersey one of the original 13 colonies it's one of the most important states in the creation of America.
SouthjettyBill 9 months ago
@SouthjettyBill....OK!!! Sorry, I made a little mistake when I called New Jersey a city...it's just so small compared to Texas...I don't even want to converse with you anymore...it such a waste of time arguing over something so lame.
ALEJANDROCALVO1 9 months ago
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ALEJANDROCALVO1 9 months ago
All I can see in this video is that one guy's pubic hair (happy trail).
sacricolist 1 year ago
Lol, great montage
BobbyNipples 1 year ago
lol everybody dance
ericcartman87 2 years ago
@flaminghomo you guys do say gnarly i hear it all the time,cali is where its at ,u think anyone in jersey likes quidos your the fuckin idiot if u think thast
smokey8766 2 years ago
Ugh... that one surfer dude's hair trail...
IndigoR 2 years ago
@IndigoR
It's awesome, I know. Thanks!
kaiwilymanm 1 year ago
corny...the only thing is the girl and shed get about 8 inches.
mrmanchilla 2 years ago
Kaiwi, wtf is going on here? I can surf better than you, do I get the girl?
Ha ha ha ha ha
midwayj 2 years ago
@midwayj
You can barley swim ;)
kaiwilymanm 1 year ago
LOL, looks like one of your donkey friends was using my computer! Didn't even know that was on there. I'm guessing Ian?
@ cardplayer: I say gnarly all the time. Like, did you see that rope (insert pro surfer here) did last night? He almost puked, it was so gnarly.
midwayj 1 year ago
Nunzio really got his California on!
jen8933 2 years ago
poor nunzio ... he took home a transvestite then got a lapdance from a girl that turned out to be his sister... now he went through all this surfer training and still didn't get the girl.
SystemRejected 2 years ago
man im from jersey and i lived in cali for 2 years and the funny party is cali dudes are so like that, they say shit like bro, for sure, thats gnarly, and hommie, people are straight pussys in cali
smokey8766 2 years ago 3
@smokey8766 what the fuck? you're a fuckin retard california is where its at, fuck new jersey and your ugly ass italian guido mother fuckers. we dont say gnarly, but we do say the rest, fuckin idiot.
FlamingVideosisfun 2 years ago
@smokey8766 actually, most surfers dont say shit like that. been surfing for a long time and rarely hear ppl say gnarly or bro
cardplayer55 1 year ago
EVRYBODY DANCE!
ReagansJellyBeans 2 years ago
Surfer vs. Surfer!
EmeraldLantern2814 3 years ago
i'm from the jersey shore too... they act more like new yorkers.
muuusiclove 3 years ago
These guys are straight out of Lavalette
FinsterFlummoxing 3 years ago
seaside summer renters for sure
lindseypaige27 3 years ago
its a joke moron..
rightcoastlefts 3 years ago
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There is no way those idiots are from the Jersey Shore. I am from the real Jersey Shore and no one who is that much of a guido is from the beach. I would bet anything they are from North Jersey or the City.
wtf10000 3 years ago
this is really drama here. its better than theater movie!
nitexsoul1990 3 years ago
Hey, this is a cool video...
I was bored out of my mind one day and had this idea for this website where anyone can post about anything they want when they are bored. It is really funny to read all the random things people say.
Here is the web address below- You have to take out the ( and )
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Please visit the site. I am trying to get some more posts to give the site a proper kick off. Thanks for your support!!
boredsite5 3 years ago
WIGGERS
sybergaus 3 years ago
good times good times.think i could get the trophies #.just a thought
sirnicholson 3 years ago
LOL 1:42
TacoJak1 3 years ago
Really stupid
Telecaster17 3 years ago
easy, the best episode ever ! :D great job !
fuzzier333 3 years ago
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394510 3 years ago
this is dumb
vy8361 3 years ago
this by far the worst video I have ever seen.
jumpjam01 3 years ago
that was great guys.... i want to change my name to kai
mikejames110580 3 years ago
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Sanathanis 3 years ago
LMAO! this is freakin rave... i hope they keep on making new eps.
jugaroadmi 3 years ago
AWW! nunzio's so cute! LMAO "i wanna be with u kai!"
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EbeEazy 3 years ago
funny...LOL
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lalinzlo1 3 years ago
this is stupid
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maddawg7of9 3 years ago
Are you supposed to be imitating people who "claim" to be from the shore and are actually from north jersey, or are they actually from the jersey shore? If it's the 1st one my mistake, if it's the second your videos are off. I'm from "down the shore" and this is not us, this is the bennies/shoobies that come down from NY and Philly.
playt 3 years ago
Fucking EXACTLY!!!!!!
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Fett2727 3 years ago
funniest
7072424 3 years ago
I cant tell if that was the dumbest thing ive ever seen or up there with the funniest.
frankinplasm 3 years ago
Surf Nicaragua?
tylergetsowned 3 years ago
SHOCKA BRO!!!
crimen 3 years ago
I love you bryan, even if i am standing next to you at this moment i am posting this comment, (my dad is his manager)
iwowteam 3 years ago
at least theres no needles on the beach there.
SNAKEEYESSAM 3 years ago
nice work, cammy kinney.
surf2578 3 years ago
i love these guys! jersey's awsome! florida ain't got many good beaches; the waves are so much better in jersey! i want to grab my board and surf all day!
EHzzzz 3 years ago
This is my main man nunzio, Real name bryan, this is not filmed in jersey or california
iwowteam 3 years ago
Uhh, Florida has some of the nicest beaches! Kelly Slater grew up on Cocoa beach which has some decent waves at times, but miami's beaches suck.
timrtz20 3 years ago
Yeah fkorida has the nicest beaches, but they suck! haha nice one kook!
moorlach 3 years ago
alright now, read it again, i said miami beaches suck(in terms of waves) read before you speak genius
timrtz20 3 years ago
Florida does have nice beaches, but i live in cocoa beach and cocoa beach doesnt ever have any waves unless hurricanes come in
fckngrbtch 3 years ago
that's California
superstudjock 3 years ago
Jersey Son!
DXBoyzofHardy 3 years ago
i'm happy to see some funny shit on Youtube again!! Nice work Boys
JESblankets 3 years ago
ahah that was funnnyyy i <3'd his surfur accent it was prettyyyy awesome
PeacefulSoundings 3 years ago
where's johnny utah?
bigdsears 3 years ago
i love the way he says wave. lol
wutwut123123 3 years ago
Awesome These dudes are so funny/cool i want to be just like them!!!
lordrot20 3 years ago
Nice work, funny and good film making!
PaintballOO7 3 years ago
Need to call you all the Jersey Boys. BTW, that was a play on Broadway about that!
JPPT1974 3 years ago
Do they always get good waves in NJ? What are some of the better beaches? Nothing here in MA ever!!
MarshfieldHockey22 3 years ago
they are not in NJ, they are in L.A
chero4444 3 years ago
This whole thing is a rip off of a South Park episode.
TheIllegit 3 years ago
COOL DUDE!!!
ham49 3 years ago
You know bon jovi is italian for good jovi aaaahahahahahahahahahahaha xDxDxDxDxD hilarious!
klasomentas 3 years ago
jersey ftw!!!!!!! :D
Kaity11 3 years ago
Bobby is damn sexy......video was lame though.
kthankxbye 3 years ago
Peace To the jersey Boys SON! Newark In the House! youtube/star of David Hits The Streets. one Love.
starofdavid01 3 years ago
lmao this is amazing
faraong 3 years ago
wheres my flippin cheeseballs????
newbutthunt 3 years ago
Woeeest show eva.
Cinerary 3 years ago
I loved it - everybody dance!!I laughed - life is too short to hate or criticize.
mistajef 3 years ago
If a film contains the lines "Everybody dance!", I'm in. And this is one such film.
haggidubious 3 years ago
I hate you guys!!!
I have a project due for my Soc 101 class....
but I spent the last 2 hrs watching all of the Douchebag Beach/ Jersey son vids...
Damn you!!!
obinna2 3 years ago
That blond you guys got is banging
HollywoodAct 3 years ago
honor student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ouchmysixpack 3 years ago
JERSEY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goonfromthebak 3 years ago
Hahah!!
Go Nunzio!!!
DaViDThEAcTeR 3 years ago
I thought the dance was kinda random and gay. otherwise i loved it!
srglzk 3 years ago
LOl 5 stars!!!
flatfrog03 3 years ago
Bergen county, son!
koreanmuffin1 3 years ago
whats your broublum
Grahamsaisle 3 years ago
that chick is hot, Love the 50's style dance number at the end
FLPman 3 years ago
Manana I dunno saturday!! lol
victorpostaculo 3 years ago
lmao im from jersey shore...and those guys arent even close to ppl from jersey...there more like guido, bennys from up north...ruining our beaches....BENNYS GO HOME other then that this video is pretty funny
BHKproductionss 3 years ago
AGREED!.. jersey shore here as well.. i think b/c NJ is so diverse we get hit with all the wrong stereotypes... we are not the industrial and former industrial towns outside of the city and north jerz, we aren't the sticks of south jersey and we are not the duesche bag bennies that populate our beaches in the sumemr (needless to say they summer all around me). Unfortunately though, (and i know they are exaggerating the persona..i hope) guys like this are all over NJ.
FLPman 3 years ago
i like how the water is dead... until he surfs...
lol
anyways, you should check out our videos as well!!!
coconutshells 3 years ago
funny as hell
iceplant007 3 years ago
bigges quoitos ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! knowone in nj sounds like that
WiLlnba3 3 years ago
Haha seriously
I went down to Atlanta last month and everyone thought people talk like that there
shocker792 3 years ago
they dont talk like that there ?
TEMPO690 3 years ago
Haha no thats just a stereotype. Guidos come down to the beaches during the summer and thats why everything New Jersens talk like that
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WiLlnba3 3 years ago
lol..I love this I was born and raised in Trenton New Jersey Chamberburg. My home. The Jersey shore the best
diane189444 3 years ago
"Nobody talks to my girl or surfs better then ME!!!"
Great episode guys. was stoked to be apart it.
kaiwilymanm 3 years ago
"Did you say you think you can surf better than Kai?"
FinsterFlummoxing 3 years ago
too funny
savican 3 years ago
This was first made under the name "Douchebag Beach"
EvilSam2008 3 years ago
everybody dance...
zommer90 3 years ago
although it was funny cali is nothing like that you would get your face stomed in hitting on someones old lady
kurtispecchenino 3 years ago
I love that the guys from Chasing Donovan are in this episode, so awesome
Loneninjaturtle 3 years ago
Surf Off, Jerk Off!
Nunzio reminds me of a guy who as on my Bocci Ball team at St Rose.
FinsterFlummoxing 3 years ago
wow. on the list of douchebaggy comments i think that ranks like a 4
300zexin 3 years ago
Hey..Foggggggggggggggggggggggedddddddaboudit!
FinsterFlummoxing 3 years ago
california, son
chidoxl 3 years ago
i want tony to feed me mcdonald's fries!!
scarycake 3 years ago
Everybody DANCE!!! haha
funnyjones 3 years ago
Woah, Bobby's one hella frisbee thrower!
iliketorock21 3 years ago 2
this one is great!!
plasticvideo 3 years ago
Fuckin awesome.
Blad3n 3 years ago
EVERYBODY DANCE!
eazyduzitjacob 3 years ago
it means salsa! lol this is gold
therandomherrro 3 years ago
i love tony's face at the end
blurryboy 3 years ago
'nunzio' is actually a very talented singer & songwriter in real life
soundscapenyc 3 years ago
What's the name of the song at 3:40?
n3rdbear 3 years ago
nunzio sweet board! getting into mcdonald's fries, nice training!
mycayito 3 years ago
who knew nunzio could surf so well
MarkMcDoe 3 years ago
Cool waves, hot chicks, and McDonald's!? Are you kidding me? LOVE YOU GUYS! Keep bringin' it! Soooooooo funny.
tbonedtonight 3 years ago
haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha... California is weird!
This is a great show guys! Love it! Cheers from Brazil...
sesikism 3 years ago