No More Heroes Jeane's story slowed down SPOILER ALERT!!!

[mugentsukiyomi1]

Is her name Jeane Calmdown?

[llamatube]

I would molest her too.

[Colleywoodstudios]

skip to 3:44

[TheVoiceOfAHermit]

I love how even though the lips match the voice, the body language does not match Jeane, along with Travis' poor reaction or overreaction to some of the dialogue.

[TVGR5000]

HORY SHET!!!!!!

[crazybastard02]

i really hope they explain everything on no more heroes 3 because where does the irish brother come up>?

[Hollowstorm69]

@crazybastard02 same thing i fucking said it makes no no sense at all !!!!(unless the old man had another wife and that made him or really he just telling lies i really dont know or understand the irish dude although he is funny and cool sometimes)

[Jtheone00]

holly sANTA BULL SHTICK!!!!!!!

[RedMegaXIII]

HOLLY SHEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[paolomusaro93]

Dark star = Darth Wader

[key099able]

even whit this part this game chouldnt get a A rating, and beside in pal region is every mature rating a adoult rating here

[key099able]

duke nukem forever referance

[alkallabeth]

2:17 right in the jewels, also duke nukem reference 3:36 awesome!

[Luxai]

"We live in this rotten apartment"

"O.O"

[Morpheus6393]

Lol, star wars reference.

[WinForTheRice]

We lived in this rotten apartment. :O

[zack111222747]

this game had such a confusing story

[IndexTyrzi]

travis looks funny when he listen that story.

[JohnAtDawn]

LOL FOURTH-WALL BREAKING!

[B3l3x4r]

@JohnAtDawn What fourth wall?

[JohnAtDawn]

@B3l3x4r indeed

[greiver179]

@B3l3x4r the forth wall is the wall between the game and reality...in this case she mentioned the rating of the game.

[B3l3x4r]

@greiver179 I know what a fourth wall is. What I meant was that in this game there is no such thing as a fourth wall. Maybe a fourth curtain sometimes, but that's all. And that's one of the reasons I love NMH.

[greiver179]

@B3l3x4r i luv the game to...there is going to be no more heroes ps3 port i'm thinkin of getting if there is more content in it

[gradeaaaplus]

this justs shows that even if you're number one, you eventually go down

[StitchV2]

"You know that Manga called Miyuki?

The Japanese one?"

Silly Jeane

You're stating the obvious to an otaku

[dgraxel]

what the hell was the no authentic end?!?!?!

y only saw the authentic one -_-

[callmeinstead]

thank you so very much lol

[NerfJockey5]

Holy S**T

[Endocrom]

Shelling out the big bucks for that Bizarre Jelly outfit I see.

[em0drumz]

I remember how impossibly hard she was. I played her again today after two years of not playing, and beat her, in five minutes. wth?

[TheDharmaFox]

that makes sense. LOL breaking the fourth wall!!

[TheKayasto]

jeane has some nice bewbz xD but imo, Holly is the hottest assassin in NMH =w= if only Holly's eyes didnt make her look like she was on drugs tho :l thats my only prob with her, the leg? oh i find her leg atractive as well xDDDDDDD

[KucozTheGreat]

holy shit. she ripped out his nuts from the back.... bitch

[Hakuman]

Ha... Incest. This is so wrong in so many ways XD

[XxnamcoxcapcomxX]

"we lived in this rotten apartment" travis; "whaaaaat" lol

[daniel4567v2]

just like in star wars :D

[ReikaiDemon]

If Gainax made games, they'd be No More Heroes

[Jenatavivi16]

You've gotta be shittin' me.

[darkfire158]

He, if you guys read the lyrics of the song The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish Without Feeling Anything (the song sung by Dr. Peace before you fight him), that song fits perfectly with Jeane's story.

[LoveStar127]

O_O wtf?

[burra007]

best part in the game, I was literaly open mouthed when she said that they're half-brothers, and to think that they were boyfriends

[Ramen117]

Lol right thru the nuts. Dont piss her off

[Viperslasher17]

funny how he named his cat jeane

[theemowhocares]

this was cool the voice of dark star is the voice of tom from toonami

[sephiros9999]

Damn, in slow motion is not that gross that I imagine haha

[KyuubiUchihas]

how you slow it down i tried to do it but it didn't work

[TigerNightmare]

I'm pretty sure you have to resample the audio instead of using a video editor, which I think doubles frames but doesn't resample the audio.

[yusurre]

to bad you didnt get to fight dark star :(

[whitepalidin24]

so let me get this stright jeane is his half sister and henry is also his half brother?

[buzeo3]

henry is travis' true bro

jeane is travis' half sister and was his lover cuz neither of them knew they were related

[ThePingasMightier]

@buzeo3 Some Evangelion-type shit there.

I can definitely see why she did what she did...I'm guessing losing his mother to her too was enough to keep him on his path to vengeance?

The ending's inconsequential nature really bugged me, but at least this kind of makes things a bit better. Maybe I should bother with NMH2 after all.

[KpCloudM]

No More Heroes Forever.... Duke Nukem Forever! I just got it!!

[TGBA100]

this came out before duke nukem forever was canceled

[nicomenges]

yeah but duke nukem forever was already announced 10 years ago.

[gsboss]

i beat the game in normal travis, totally badass travis, otaku travis, pink travis and gothis travis

[Musashi003]

pink...are you serious?

[Kuroitsuchi]

Don't dare badmouthing about the ultimate otaku style

[unsinful]

lmfao, i never understood any of that until now. thanks XD

[PatrioticEagle50]

Dark star=Parody of darth vader. This game makes fun of so many games and movies.

[ShadowCrashed81]

Only tards couldn't make that connection.

[SonicSoldier93]

when i heard this in fast motion all i could make out was the part were she said i was molstered. and i just...........uuuuuuuhhhhh damn.

[DeltaForceMember13]

"Thats my story ♥"

That made me rofl so hard- especially with that facial expression.

[jwalker5555]

WHATA NUTSHOT, hate to stand next to him in a urinal

[1q2s3c4r5g6n7u8k9]

Dude

I so wanted to fight Dark Star. He'd be sooooooooo easy cuz his sword would take like an hour to swing . Wanted to fight Helter Skelter and Letz Shake too. But "sir Henry MotherFucker" got Letz shake

[gamemaster276]

did she rip his dick out?

ouch...painful

[OnionPixie23]

Travis' parents' bodies never looked that mangled in the version I played.

[SoraX911]

whoa.i just got at that point :] lol! Unexpected Twist to Fast Forward! XD

[madman564]

...that was cool it even sounded like it wasnt speeded up

[Sammy102093]

gotta love the Duke Nukem Forever reference.

[keyseeker15]

OMG! I always wanted to know what she was saying at this part.

[Mycrodude]

What a twist, and what a groin shot.

[hughvogler07]

Dark Star looks like Dracula... WIAM?

Jeane is like Dahlia

[LexOnTheWeb]

Wow interesting story.

Thanks for slowing it down!

[carloslandia2222]

yo no se lo que dicen

[50blood500]

i actually kinda understood most of her speech in ff

[rubyyweapon]

This game had one of the best endings ever.

Thanks for slowin it down bud.

"We'll just keep on running till you rap things up."

And as for the bosses I woulda chose helter skelter as a boss.

He was badd ass.

[GOLDSAINTCAMUS]

what about Letz Shake? that looked like a good fight

[rubyyweapon]

He seemed like he'd be annoying to fight....

But Helter Skelter uses moves from most of the bosses you fight.

Anybody remember when the new games coming out?

[Echo135]

there isnt a certain release date yet

[darlypa]

This is so awesome I love this game so much!

[Wyaku]

Hell I don't usually leave comments but Thank You to whoever posted this. I mean I heard some of it but man..Never in a million years would i have heard all of that!! .LMAO TY soo much If you Love NMH let me hear you say 2010

[Kirby4030]

thanks for doing this, the only thing I could make out before was the half-brother part, and how his father abandoned her mother and she killed herself.

[be10n]

steven blum?

[colonol5000]

also that story is !@#$ up

[colonol5000]

haha he was punched in the balls

[BloodHuman3]

It looks like Travis is having a seizure, or either that Jeane's story is SO boring, that Travis is suffering brain damage.

[GOLDSAINTCAMUS]

No More Heroes Forever LOL

[GOLDSAINTCAMUS]

Wow, this really pushes the game's rating

[fienno]

16+ or the amercian rating? (Which i don't know myself)

[GOLDSAINTCAMUS]

ANY rating, haha

[LordYggdrasill]

haha, I dunno why I didn't think about lookin' for a video like this on youtube earlier. I was thinkin' about slowing it down someday for myself, but of course someone already did it long ago. ^___^; thanks.

[Magatamachan]

What confuses me is that Travis is older than Jeane (officially, I think she's 23 or 24?). How does that work out with her story?

Thanks for uploading by the way c:

[AnimeGuy9]

...Wow...I didn't think there was actually a story behind it, that it was strictly for humor. But man...that would suck. Big time.

[UltimateBlink182Fan]

so the cat and this hot chick have the same name?

[GOLDSAINTCAMUS]

and the girl that is with Silvia, WTF

[sharinganstudios2]

silvia is hot

[LordValor001]

WTF! i hoping part2 is like 200000 times better

[AndrewSavesTheDay]

First of all, Travis' clothing in this video rocks XD. Second of all the way Dark Star died was brutal... Through the crotch. The crotch!

[Kirby4030]

I wanted to fight Dark Star.

and Letz Shake. :(

[JackTR21]

Shake looked like he was gunna be a badass

[nicosisX]

@JackTR21 i alway thought he was n°1

[KyoCadet]

i wanted to fight him too. dark star? not so much. but at least it would have made the game longer...

[TheKayasto]

@Kirby4030 i wanted to fight Dark Star as well, but not Letz, he seemed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hard o-o

[NerfJockey5]

@Kirby4030 In nmh2 tou fight yhis guy named ryuji who has the same basic attack as darkstar.

[MegaJello2]

@Kirby4030 you do fight letz shake

[mindmaster323]

@Kirby4030 letz shake is in part 2

[Rane909]

@Kirby4030 Play Desperate Struggle.

[randommuchlol888]

@Kirby4030 atleast you got letz shake in nmh2

[KingOfHell6697]

@randommuchlol888 Technically you get Helter Skelter and Darkstar too, Helter Skelter in his brother Skelter Helter, and Darkstar as Ryuji (hate that son of a bitch), but yeah, probably doesn't count tho

[Underoath709]

@Kirby4030 And Helter Skelter

[rawr23456]

wow I thought I'd never know what Jeane said through the fast forward... thanks for this!

Here's hoping No More Heroes 2 is even more fucked up =D

[jbinussfilth]

Bad girl was fucking easy, yes she was hot =]

[teejayandjon]

wow.....holy crap...

[NejiSupreme]

SPOILER ALERT COMMENT!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to have someone explain to me about Travi's twin brother who just amazing pops up at the end of the game...damnit!

[LegendInc]

what are you talking about?

he also pops up WAY before, when you are about to face Letz Shake

you get off easy because Henry [Travis' twin brother] kills him for you

Henry is also the husband of Sylvia

[GodzillaKingofMonste]

Ya that pissed me off that battle could have been fun

[5324er]

all I really understood in the fast version in the game was "your father abandoned my mother" and that was pretty much it.

and now I actually understand the whole story.

[vazb2]

every single boss was easy exept for bad girl, she tricked me with her crying i think everyone was...

[familyfunny]

Bad Girl was a bitch!

[liveFinalFantasy]

She was hot, though.

[familyfunny]

true. But that whole BDSM thing she was into just turned me off.

[gumgumningen]

Its alright if you and anyone else did fall for Bad Girl's trick because if not for that finishing move it would still take skill and timing to beat her.

[jack2506]

or you can just stay away from her when she cries.

[gumgumningen]

Yes, that's what I've been doing.

[RaikaSTi]

wow i didnt know that you can keep the speed of her talking sound like normal. usually they are very slow when you slow down a fast video...

but man, she getting molested everyday? wow

[Chickensg0cluck]

you're just jealous

[RaikaSTi]

how? i think you are the one that is jealous. not being able to get molested by your dad everyday for 10+ years =p

[Chickensg0cluck]

i think you're jealous of my mother since have two gay fathers

PAGE FOUR NEAUKKA

[RaikaSTi]

stfu nigga!

[InfernoArmpit]

omg omg!

[gumgumningen]

I really wanted to fight Dark Star and take his energy whip to be made a weapon for Travis.

[DangerasTM]

lol rape isnt funny...untill this game

[partylobster]

Thank you SOOO much for posting this. I had found a text translation of this, but it just wasn't as exciting.

[TanoSoft]

shinobu has been hard...

haoever, what does Jeane say at the beginning of the "fast" (here slowed) part?

something about a manga? yuki? i'm not english and i can't understand that line.

[Duker89]

She says "You know that manga, called Miyuki, the japanese one?". It's on Wikipedia, so go there if you want to know what kind of manga it is.

[RaikaSTi]

cant find it on wiki.

[xheartlessx3]

When i saw dark star i was like "Holly shit im gonna die ;-;" but then Jeane appeared and i went "oh ok i wont die! :D" she was too easy the hardest for me was...believe it or not ....bad girl

[gumgumningen]

Most people lose it to Bad Girl their first time. I really hated Sir Henry on Bitter. Everyone else was easy pickings(beat Bad Girl the first time cuz I saw my friend playing against her and saw that crying trick) and I wasted an Anarchy of the Galaxy on the 10th ranked assasin when I shoulda saved it for Sir Henry. I am really glad I didn't have to fight Letz Shake cuz he used a Virtual Boy to control that earthquake machine with the giant brain.

[5ARS]

I beat Holly on a fluke on my first try but successive times have been more difficult. Shinobu took a few tries and Bad Girl only took 2, it was annoying though because she kept dashing at me and then doing her fake helplessness move.

[bretikur]

Finally I know what she said. That was crazy.........

...........You know who I think was the easiest boss? Bad Girl was. I didn't loose any health... O.K. I fell for her crying trick but on the other try...easy! Use the katana thingy thunder Ryu had. Lower the sword and hold A button. You'll find out that Bad girl is the easiest. I think Shunobu was the hardest.

[tmo121294]

Holy CRAP! How did you slow it down!?

[Lance8765]

that's my story ^_^

[RhysWood]

bad girl is definitely hardest, she has too much health

[taricom]

omg

[wolfpak95]

letz shake,the witch,jeane,the magician ,henry , shinobou,all easy.the only real challenging ones were bad girl and holly summers

[familyfunny]

Agreed. Bad girl was a BITCH! In more ways than one.

[ELKRAKEN07]

Bad Girl was awful!!!!!! S**t!!! i fell in her trick when she "fall" to the ground (srry for the inglish)

[XxGaloyxX]

Holly was easy.

Shinobou and Bad Girl are the hard ones.

[aguyuno]

Seconded. Shinobu took me I think 3 tries, and Bad girl took me like 5. I beat Holly on my first; I don't understand people's problems with her.

Just fucking wait for her to try to reset the holes, then kick her ass and/or wrestle the bitch

[Kirby4030]

I beat Shinobu first try, but It took me awhile to figure out her moves. Bad Girl killed me once, she started crying, I thought I'd get easy hits :P

[SongCalledLife]

Man that was an awesome fight.

[TEhNightmareZ]

C'MON! They skipped Letz Shake and now THIS? Please, why didn't they let us fight against Dark Star, then with Jeane!?

[jjmara01]

how did you know what she said and i give it a 10/10.

[moss257]

Lol at what Travis is wearing! I'm playing bitter with that on XD

[wbt6]

that slowed down part was awesome!

[VETorres13]

this is one of my most favorite games ever and i havent finished it but i wanted to see the end faster

[ELKRAKEN07]

Look!!! is one of my favorites too, thats why i didnt palay it for like 2 days, becouse i didnt whant it to end xD but at the 3rd day i couldnt stop playing!!! awesome game!!!!!!! No More Heroes 2!!!!!!!!

[BillyGarrett]

lol travis' expressions are hilarious when its sped up.

also ,that shit is fucked up!

[axsprime]

Thank you

[metaXzero]

I was expecting distorted garble. But it was clear. YAY!

[millerlitenfl]

Doesn't make any sense to me at all ...The game age rating is already 17+, it says the F word, the B word, shows brief nudity, has hardcore blood shots and says "S#!t" all through out the game but a rape story and the word "molest" is going to jack up the age rating??????? I don't think so! We hear wicked child molesting details on those nbc crime dramas all the time and none are rated over TV 17.

This game is cool and all but it has some bad issues.

[hatemachine777]

Me either.

In fact, I just finished the game about a half hour ago. I sort of figured she was raped, for some reason. "I suppose it had to be done" really gives it away.

Breaking the fourth wall really takes me out of the game, but the game still has that weird style that sort of makes it permissible, no?

[millerlitenfl]

Yeah your right...Fighting for the story line was fun and worth it till about the end, then it got a little messed up but it still is a awesome game, it just leaves lots of room to improve for a #2 which I heard they might make. I would buy it for sure.

[Chanuk]

you know how Jack Thompson is :|

[zenozak]

yeah it would cuz sex is more important than violence in the games. ._.

[gyrobotZ]

It is just that Suda 51 games are alway seen as so controversial due to plot mindfuck and the like.

[RaikaSTi]

brief nudity? where? i dont remember seeing any unless you were talking about sylvia's side boob

[JetHanzo]

Yeah that side-boob action

[superfunnybeaner]

how bout that side boob? does that turn you on? well it shouldnt cuz thats my side boob

[2hotfenix]

damn thats messed up

[stewie144]

LOL MOLEST!!!!!! LMAO

[Dakidog]

It was like watching my game(wore the same outfit....just because it was expensive lol). Damn this game is crazy....don't you think there has to be a sequel to explain Henry's side of everything. meh and I want to see Travis and Shinobu get together.

[Kirby4030]

Shinobu's only a high school student. Travis is like, 27.

[Jack223344]

you dont want this to be called ``no more heroes`` forever, do you?

[Motakikurushi]

Ironically this game was delayed X3... 8/... >8(

[traviscini]

It's supposed to be a joke about Duke Nukem:Forever, because it keeps getting pushed back.

[full002]

do you unlock this or do you really have to put it on slow-motion?

[sorry009]

As Jeane says, the game would be AO if you could unlock this.

I love how you used the complete Pure White Lover Bizarre Jelly set. I did the same.