you aren't allowed to do the actions in twinkle twinkle little star anymore because it is sign language and when you do the actions you are offending deaf people...so stupid!
If we didn't have any racism in the first place we wouldn't need to be politically correct because we wouldn't have to refer to anyone by their skin colour.
I'm not going to change how I refer to black, asian, fat, skinny, ginger, disabled people to suit others because it's not my fucking fault that we have this problem.
If another guy goes into a shop with a gun and starts shooting at everyone, I'm not responsible, I do not have to alter my life for this man.
Rainbow sheep sounds like a drug dealer you might as well be singing baa baa smack sheep have you any wraps. :) As for black people (not all of them) they hate the word "black" it's only a colour like white, brown or pink there's nothing racist about it. Just like "black board" you can’t even call it that anymore even though it's black . What will they moan about next? black coffee? black bins? Maybe I should take offensive being called white when I am Caucasian. PC belong to the uneducated imo.
Oranges and lemons, hasn't been changed, but sometimes people don't sing the last bit. I still sing Baa baa black sheep, there is also Baa baa white sheep.
I gotta say my fave nursery rhyme was Bah bah black sheep. But I mean how is it rasicist there are black sheep so in thoery your being politically incorrect by doing raindow sheep. WTF!
I work in a nursery in the pre-school room, and we still sing baa baa black sheep. We also sing rainbow sheep but its not three bags full its a compelete different version there is also Baa baa white sheep that is different as well as purple sheep. Oh and not to forget Moo Moo brown cow (same tune as baa baa black sheep)
@RobRussianSpy lol your butthurt over nothing man, i was referring to his joke the grand old duke of york "HAD" 10,000 men. "had" as in had his way with them. therefore the duke of yorkwas the biggest faggot of them all.
haha classic love it mark!! soon it will be impossible 4 us to say 1 friggin sentence with out using a colour!!...hi5 fella alota humour plus sense went into this.....cant w8 to go to Yorkshire Dales n see rainbow sheep!! wow! ....the nob heads who changed it lol x
Actually the people banning it are kinda racist because they are stating that there is no such thing as black sheep (which there are) People don't get offended when I call them black, it is a description... I don't get annoyed when people call me blondy because they can't remember my name... I'm blond.
my mom usedto sing, abby abby shes no good chop her up for fire wood. lmao! but it doesnt have to be abby you just replace it with someones name. haha.
yeah my favourite was actually the teletubies song, but they havent changed that, but i think that they totally should, seeing as "eh oh!" is teaching kids that english isnt needed to comunicate verbaly! and like omgosh i said eh oh! till i was 15 before i realised it was hello! so only in the last two years have my eyes been opened! lol
When I was younger I read the book Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and it had a different version of twinkle twinkle little star called twinkle twinkle little bat.
@jessicalynnora Well, I live in Norway so it's not a global song, but it was about a little black boy named Oah, and how he lived with his tribe and so on. It's truley what they might say racist, but the intention wasn't that at all!
This isn't my fave...but it annoys me. A lot. hahaah you know incy wincy spider or whatever, well when it's like "and washed the spider out." WELL now it's washed poor incy out. that's not right. bleegh. stupid XD
Laughing My Ass Off! I heard about this too and i was like is changing it not more racist?? Anyway Did you learn with letterland? Like Bouncing ben Annie apple clever cat?? Well Poor peter was apparently too emo so is now peter puppy, robber red promoted stealing so is red robot, wicked water witch was too 'scary' so is now water walrus and x kissing cousins is now like max or something!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD! <3 Loved the video btw <3
I know the first rhyme I learned was little boy blue for pre-k but my favorite has always been the cambric shirt. I don't know why. I just always found it.....moving.
Haha, well you have a really good point seen a couple of other videos your really good and funny :)
I really really liked it (Y) good stuff :P
I really liked 'oh dear what can the matter be?' cuz it was like that poor poor boy not only is he stuck in a loo but he has 2 be there from monday righ tthrough till staurday :P Who closes toilets for that long. :P
hahahahah that was good. when i was young i always like jack and jill cause it was funny when he fell down the hill. broke his crown...what a stupid little boy. then jill comes after him! WHAT? man, if you saw jack fall in the first place, what makes you think that it would be safe for her to go down to 'save him' psh, of course she would fall too! then again, it could have been a lovers fall. but they're like what? 4? no such thing as love when your 4.
Actually...looking at this again, you would think they would not have "rainbow sheep" in school, because of gays...at least they don't discriminate against gays =D
Hey I like the Ten thousnad man one...
You also made me laugh by explaining Ba ba black sheep. The sheep must make bank.
Already left my rhyme, which wasn't changed. Epic way to end a video. "Oh shit..."
And finally, nothing seems to be wrong with you hair, and yet you wear a hat. Shame on you. <3
Ring around the rosies, but unfortunately that is actually a ryhme about death. The plague I think. They used to burn the bodies, then put posies (flowers) around to clear up the smell. Yay for little kids singing that kind of stuff.
Hahah, I honestly didn't go into this expecting much after I saw your comment on Shane's video. But now I'm your first subscriber... Didn't expect that. Keep it up =]
What are they going to do next, say that we can't call black things black? Ok, my friend isn't black, they are "rainbow coloured"...
jleer1 1 week ago
It's rediculous. There are black sheep. Any way, I bet if the words were "baa baa white sheep" no one would care.
jleer1 1 week ago
It's definitely not racist and I'm black LOL
LOhaha94 1 month ago
am i a racist for telling my friend i am going to blackpool in a few weeks?
donoghue1987 1 month ago
The astonishing talking sheep had wool for it's (insert new PC word for master and dame), and the little person down the lane.
666plb 1 month ago
you aren't allowed to do the actions in twinkle twinkle little star anymore because it is sign language and when you do the actions you are offending deaf people...so stupid!
tiger315415 2 months ago
@tiger315415 And that is my favourite nursery rhyme!
tiger315415 2 months ago
If we didn't have any racism in the first place we wouldn't need to be politically correct because we wouldn't have to refer to anyone by their skin colour.
I'm not going to change how I refer to black, asian, fat, skinny, ginger, disabled people to suit others because it's not my fucking fault that we have this problem.
If another guy goes into a shop with a gun and starts shooting at everyone, I'm not responsible, I do not have to alter my life for this man.
BA BA BLACK SHEEP!!!!!
Redflowers9 3 months ago
Ban white bread. Call it Rainbow bread. Lol
cheat12code 3 months ago
Rainbow sheep sounds like a drug dealer you might as well be singing baa baa smack sheep have you any wraps. :) As for black people (not all of them) they hate the word "black" it's only a colour like white, brown or pink there's nothing racist about it. Just like "black board" you can’t even call it that anymore even though it's black . What will they moan about next? black coffee? black bins? Maybe I should take offensive being called white when I am Caucasian. PC belong to the uneducated imo.
redhawk000 4 months ago
Oranges and lemons, hasn't been changed, but sometimes people don't sing the last bit. I still sing Baa baa black sheep, there is also Baa baa white sheep.
Penguindog55 6 months ago
I'm dying of laughter XD
DARKSHADEDX 6 months ago
Im going to teach my kids to sing baa baa nigger sheep because of this political crap
HRHooChicken 6 months ago
puff the magic dragon and i don't think it was changed
jakobbye1 8 months ago
I gotta say my fave nursery rhyme was Bah bah black sheep. But I mean how is it rasicist there are black sheep so in thoery your being politically incorrect by doing raindow sheep. WTF!
Peaceformen 9 months ago
Wouldn't it be more racist to leave the black sheep out??
snufflebub98 9 months ago 7
haha u are awesome,that made me laugh,love it x
StacieSOhelena 10 months ago
puff the magic dragon, rofl
maso0n 11 months ago
I work in a nursery in the pre-school room, and we still sing baa baa black sheep. We also sing rainbow sheep but its not three bags full its a compelete different version there is also Baa baa white sheep that is different as well as purple sheep. Oh and not to forget Moo Moo brown cow (same tune as baa baa black sheep)
dazehan 11 months ago
You are totally hot!!!!!
OrgasmicMonster 1 year ago
lol love the end *whu psssh* oh shit!!!
theliberator1 1 year ago
THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK
RobRussianSpy 1 year ago
@RobRussianSpy the biggest faggot of them all. 10,000 men by god....
theliberator1 1 year ago
@theliberator1 funny, because i didnt say my favourite song was 'I fuck 10,000 men'. Still good luck on getting those likes you crave
RobRussianSpy 1 year ago
@RobRussianSpy lol your butthurt over nothing man, i was referring to his joke the grand old duke of york "HAD" 10,000 men. "had" as in had his way with them. therefore the duke of yorkwas the biggest faggot of them all.
learn to innuendo.
theliberator1 1 year ago
@theliberator1 my bad, thought you were calling me a faggot. This is youtube, you kinda get used to people shitting all over you. Sorry pal
RobRussianSpy 1 year ago
Fuck the PC bullshit.
It had it roots in MARXISM!
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Be anti-PC everyday!
thenomadboots1 1 year ago
Is that a Bob Barker painting behind you??? ^_^
ReganElizabeth1993 1 year ago
I love your face when you say, "it's a sheep...it doesn't understand"
Ur so funny
Surf4Ever24 1 year ago
Well, they changed cookie monster to veggie monster on seasame street and crushed all my childhood hopes and dreams, does that count?
Surf4Ever24 1 year ago
haahhaha he said ya mum
Lyronx 1 year ago
dude, your awesome :D
SuperVeeGee 1 year ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
MANAGED to put Humpty together again
Apparently this one is changed so kids don't get upset because Humpty Dumpty fell and broke!
I also heard that Snow White and the seven dwarfs is now just Snow White, not to upset midgets!
Justhugh09 1 year ago
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Justhugh09 1 year ago
@markapplebytv i think it just looks cool and i loveee your hair!!xx :D
mogster300 1 year ago
what part of england r u from like cause in ur 'honey, i shrunk the kangaroons' the zoo looked so fermiliar (cant spell haha) x
MusicMotives 1 year ago
@markapplebytv i like your hair :)
365cutiepie 1 year ago
wind the bobin up/
freakmacanic9 1 year ago
this is fucking hilarious. i have watched it like 10 times. just laughing it up alone at 4:30 in the morning.
XXEpicFierceBadgerXX 1 year ago 4
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HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER YOU POOR, POOR FAG.
blobface007 1 year ago
your cousin your mother your sister your dad. lol
gigglesh 1 year ago
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miranda438 1 year ago
lolZ did u break ur new camrea yet teehee its faital
deathhottie456 1 year ago
haha classic love it mark!! soon it will be impossible 4 us to say 1 friggin sentence with out using a colour!!...hi5 fella alota humour plus sense went into this.....cant w8 to go to Yorkshire Dales n see rainbow sheep!! wow! ....the nob heads who changed it lol x
sexiangel06 1 year ago 2
Actually the people banning it are kinda racist because they are stating that there is no such thing as black sheep (which there are) People don't get offended when I call them black, it is a description... I don't get annoyed when people call me blondy because they can't remember my name... I'm blond.
alex471996 1 year ago
@markapplebytv why? i think that your hair is awesome.
sethsgirl4ever 1 year ago
That arrangement of words is even worst
i would preffer a black sheep than a gay sheep
Just saying:/
Osiriss20 1 year ago
Baby Beluga
HeatherBrooks152 1 year ago
ur face at the end was hilarious!
cataplunini 1 year ago
my mom usedto sing, abby abby shes no good chop her up for fire wood. lmao! but it doesnt have to be abby you just replace it with someones name. haha.
christof3rdr3wislov3 1 year ago
The Itsy Bitsy Spider... but now its "eency weency spider"
EmezingGurl 1 year ago
hahaaa, LOVEEEE itt...
"It's a sheep ... it doesn't understand"
& nearly breaking yourr camera at the end
... "oooohh shit"
<3
Subbed :)
JessBaybee14 1 year ago
I dont think youre funny.
bizzybeast 1 year ago
yeah my favourite was actually the teletubies song, but they havent changed that, but i think that they totally should, seeing as "eh oh!" is teaching kids that english isnt needed to comunicate verbaly! and like omgosh i said eh oh! till i was 15 before i realised it was hello! so only in the last two years have my eyes been opened! lol
CIRCUSfreakXD 1 year ago
I used to draw pictures of dishes running away with spoons all the time because I thought the forbidden romance was intriguing.
BlueSword5 1 year ago 2
hahahaahha I guess twinkle little star and I love ur accent.
garretishott5 1 year ago
@garretishott5 you fucking homophobe.
Joeblob2 1 year ago
That fall was adorible!! You should go without a hat~!!
heelygirl4111 1 year ago
When I was younger I read the book Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and it had a different version of twinkle twinkle little star called twinkle twinkle little bat.
KatelynsAwesome 1 year ago
hahahaha "Its a sheep.... It doesn't understand." <3 LOVE IT!!
I liked twinkle twinkle little star :)
mrs0joseph0adam 1 year ago
My favorite nuresry rhyme is no longer available... They found ti too raisist to use it no more. I hate that. But I kind of understands it too!
sangfuglenMeg 1 year ago
@sangfuglenMeg what nursery ryhme was that?
jessicalynnora 1 year ago
@jessicalynnora Well, I live in Norway so it's not a global song, but it was about a little black boy named Oah, and how he lived with his tribe and so on. It's truley what they might say racist, but the intention wasn't that at all!
sangfuglenMeg 1 year ago
This isn't my fave...but it annoys me. A lot. hahaah you know incy wincy spider or whatever, well when it's like "and washed the spider out." WELL now it's washed poor incy out. that's not right. bleegh. stupid XD
KatieAckers 1 year ago
LMAO...
When I saw the talking, fake sheep speak, I feel out my chair. That was hilarious. Thank you for the laugh.
BrownMallard 1 year ago
my favorite nursery rhymes were tupac.
OneManArmy228 1 year ago
lool :)
Asereki 1 year ago
6 seconds = hilarious face :D
Nikirockztar 1 year ago
wow you must have been bored, love the dog (Y)
i am even more confused, i knew they were changing it me and mum had a big debate about it lol.
i liked mary had a little lamb (: hehe.
u kno they changed snow white nd the seven dwarfs to snow white the seven little people or something daft like that
xoThatOneBoyox 2 years ago
Laughing My Ass Off! I heard about this too and i was like is changing it not more racist?? Anyway Did you learn with letterland? Like Bouncing ben Annie apple clever cat?? Well Poor peter was apparently too emo so is now peter puppy, robber red promoted stealing so is red robot, wicked water witch was too 'scary' so is now water walrus and x kissing cousins is now like max or something!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD! <3 Loved the video btw <3
rachpaperscissors 2 years ago
thumbs up for black sheep with accents :D
MissingnoLv180 2 years ago
I know the first rhyme I learned was little boy blue for pre-k but my favorite has always been the cambric shirt. I don't know why. I just always found it.....moving.
partyingpirate 2 years ago
I love all ur vids dude, brian is so funny. The ending nade me laugh so hard..... That sound wrong XD
catowner153 2 years ago
ahahah the cockney sheep. that was the best.
phantasmagoriarc 2 years ago
i loved that "oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? oh where, oh where can he be?" lol
dianacansing123 2 years ago
humpy dumpity
stonashades 2 years ago
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Haha, well you have a really good point seen a couple of other videos your really good and funny :)
I really really liked it (Y) good stuff :P
I really liked 'oh dear what can the matter be?' cuz it was like that poor poor boy not only is he stuck in a loo but he has 2 be there from monday righ tthrough till staurday :P Who closes toilets for that long. :P
KazzProctor 2 years ago
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KazzProctor 2 years ago
hahahahah that was good. when i was young i always like jack and jill cause it was funny when he fell down the hill. broke his crown...what a stupid little boy. then jill comes after him! WHAT? man, if you saw jack fall in the first place, what makes you think that it would be safe for her to go down to 'save him' psh, of course she would fall too! then again, it could have been a lovers fall. but they're like what? 4? no such thing as love when your 4.
anyways...bye! <3
RawrRoarGrrWhatever 2 years ago
Actually...looking at this again, you would think they would not have "rainbow sheep" in school, because of gays...at least they don't discriminate against gays =D
Hey I like the Ten thousnad man one...
You also made me laugh by explaining Ba ba black sheep. The sheep must make bank.
Already left my rhyme, which wasn't changed. Epic way to end a video. "Oh shit..."
And finally, nothing seems to be wrong with you hair, and yet you wear a hat. Shame on you. <3
shinokesu 2 years ago
you are the funniest person ever <3
corkyful 2 years ago
lmao :D
Britt18ify 2 years ago
possibly the most epic way to end a video. we sing baa baa ethnic sheep. :)
OMGVaughanniie 2 years ago
Mary had a little lamb.
R4nd0mn33s 2 years ago
the part when u said 'he had ten thousand men' made me laugh so much :D
dwils17 2 years ago
Why u always wear a hat on the beack of your head are u bald or something?
Libbylove17 2 years ago 2
incy wincy spider :D
elliezoe 2 years ago
LOL
luuckkyy1 2 years ago
uhm.. Probably Twinkle Twinkle. I'm pretty sure it's not racist =P
Awesome videos.. Keep them coming =)
Taypolkadots 2 years ago
i also heard something about they are tryin to get rid of the purple jelly baby cos its racist.
CowsGoMoo992 2 years ago
twat
ninjapandaman 2 years ago
I wish my dog talked!
I don't remember having a favourite but they are all a bit dark and sinister when you think about them now, lol.
Insanity182 2 years ago
Ring around the rosies, but unfortunately that is actually a ryhme about death. The plague I think. They used to burn the bodies, then put posies (flowers) around to clear up the smell. Yay for little kids singing that kind of stuff.
shinokesu 2 years ago
i know right lol thats why i like it
animaefan326 2 years ago
My favorite song is in Swedish but I'll try to translate it. :)
In Indialand of Somaliabeach there happened strange things sometimes.
There lived a wizard who conjured so, that eight were ninteen and ninteen were two
Of course the whole thing rhymes in swedish. I acctually never hear this song nowadays. Maybe some people think it's racist :P.
Muluin 2 years ago
wow apparently your comments on Shanes videos have gotten you 56...now 57 subscribers :) nice job
theskitgals 2 years ago
baa baa rainbow sheep
have you any wool
yes sir yes sir three bags full.....
something like that? =D
yoshiboy4444 2 years ago
dude, hope you get big on youtube ;)
torkia11 2 years ago
i'm subscribing, ur funny man :D
TheNails 2 years ago
Omg you sounded like scooby doo when you made the dog voice :O
ReanniexXx 2 years ago
well it isnt a nursery rhyme but we arent allowed to say blackboar its now chalkboard
BezzasMachinimas 2 years ago
I saw your comment in shane's video too, and well after this... well, Guess I'm your second subscriber!
silverpotato92 2 years ago
Hahah, I honestly didn't go into this expecting much after I saw your comment on Shane's video. But now I'm your first subscriber... Didn't expect that. Keep it up =]
ThisWouldBeMike 2 years ago