That Mitchell and Webb Look - Cheese

[Kaaxe]

what skin? X )

[sporkafife]

This is 99% of forum threads on the internet.

[CSLrage]

THEY PUT THE SKIN ON?

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[MillerCrosses]

The beauty of this sketch is that neither of them know.

[AnnaMaeHare]

Oh my gosh, it's just like a stupid online argument but with face to face interaction.

[tominator999]

lot of anger, lot of anger, LOT OF ANGER

[rosiewardd96]

This is GENIUS, OH MY GOD.

[ShowPolitics]

Its not fair how funny he is!

[MrJaysChannel]

so guys, how is cheese made?

[Cupit29]

@MrJaysChannel Weren't you listening?! You put it in the kiln until it forms it's own skin!

[cornishphilosopher]

@Cupit29 No, obviusly you seperate the curds and way,

and then you put the skin on

[Cupit29]

@cornishphilosopher They put the skin on?! Did you hear what you just said?!

[arr5612]

Not sure if acting

[MrBuch169169]

I had pretty much this exact conversation with my mum the other week. Sadly I was on Robert's side - I asked, 'They put the skin ON?' in that exact same tone of voice. xD

[harv1911]

Who's the chubby looking bloke ? Easily the best rant comedy I've heard doe he do stand up ?

[flamingspinach]

@harv1911 David Mitchell

[wendighoul]

@harv1911 His name is David Mitchell, as far as I know he doesn't do stand-up as such, but he is famous for his rants. In fact, he has a channel on YouTube devoted to exactly that, ranting on various subjects, check out davidmitchellsoapbox, I think you'll enjoy it.

[Dungarth]

hahaha this could easily be a scene from Peep Show.

[experiment35]

Isn't he saying you're the wanker?

[bjorn5dec]

This is the english version of Jake and Amir. XD

[algardaus]

@bjorn5dec Jake and Amir are the Yankee version of Mitchell and Webb

[davidmichael07]

@bjorn5dec Okay, who the fuck are Jake and Amir?

[DigitalBookWorm]

@davidmichael07 Two web personalities from College Humor. I see sort of a resemblance but not much...

[davidmichael07]

@DigitalBookWorm Oh, okay, thanks. I'll type it into youtube.

[jaws100001]

From 1:23-26 he's saying "lord of anger!!!!"

[AlexOnFyre]

The Wonder of the Internet: After watching this sketch, I spent 2 and a half hours reading wikipedia and "how stuff works" to understand just how different cheeses are made.

[Sunlight70]

@AlexOnFyre

 Thank God for that, I thought it was just me.

[athull08]

What's David saying 1:23-26?

[dorsk188]

@athull08 I think he's saying "Lot of Anger", as in Webb as a lot of anger.

[StrummingSparrow]

apparently, Noel and Liam had an argument like this. Noel mentioned it on jonathan ross a good while back.

[1RadicalOne]

Yes, exactly. And it encapsulates the fact that half the time one person is arguing something idiotic (take "mole people from the earth's core" as a common example).

[jammakane10]

@1RadicalOne You don't know what the hell you're talking about do you?

[1RadicalOne]

Before you accuse me of ignorance, I suggest you proof yourself against the same. I was referring to one of the conspiracy theories that I often run into. Have you ever heard some lunatic ranting about "Middle Earth", An "NWO Pole shift"? That is the one.

I pick that example because it is particularly laughable, on par with the "every politician in the world is a reptilian alien" conspiracy theory.

[GreedishSH420]

@1RadicalOne Well yeah everyone knows only the democrats are reptiles

[1RadicalOne]

I hope for your sake that that is sarcastic.

[GreedishSH420]

@1RadicalOne Isn't it sad that I have to make that clarification?

[1RadicalOne]

Yes, it is.

[SWASHMAG]

Cheese....SRS BSNS

[luvmydub]

8 people put milk on a hot stone to make cheese

[athull08]

David's the one who's right in all this, of course

[FlamingoCoctail]

8 people got a problem

[Sboy200]

Which 8 people Disliked this... I will find u....

[bluegreenplanet89]

This made me google how cheese is made, just to be prepared when this happens to me.

[o0FallenAngel0o]

I think this is the third or fourth thing I've seen where David gets heated up about cheese.... I think there's something to that. Also, awesome clip.

[blaineholloway]

Priceless. Need more of these.

[DrThunder88]

This is their best "unscripted" segments. Excellent stuff!

[Kan2209]

@thelleht No it's not.

[jclewerlive]

i'm not claiming to be a FUCKING scientist david!!!! :D

lol!!!!

[draculon5]

8 people don't know how they put the fucking skin on

[zissoulander]

@thelleht I now post this in response to certain argument threads. It's a accurate representation of *those* types of arguments where both sides know just enough to feel superior but not enough to actually win the disagreement rationally. Classic.

[nikobrown1990]

@thelleht *argues* NO THEY DONT!

; ))

[supremacyofself]

8 people are allergic to dairy products.

[CornishRicky]

has anybody put up a compilation of the "on set" sketches from this series? They should!

[666deadman1988]

Perfect depiction of an argument where two people haven't a clue about what they're arguing about but won't admit it to the other person lol.

[DemonLordTyrus]

This is my favorite thing ever.

[Gellis2009]

hang on what? they never have laughing tracks during these little talking bits. They leave it out to make it seem like it is just david and webb talking normally as they would whilst waiting for props to be moved about and shit. i bet the channel put it on, bastards.

[Kan2209]

@thelleht Yeah, funny how all the information in the world is stored there, and the arguments are the silliest pieces humanity has ever witnessed.

[enderwiggin42]

Jesus first time ive cried with laughter in ages XD

[furryeye]

I think we've all had an argument like this.

Its just so frustrating when you know just enough about a subject to know someone else is wrong, but not quite enough to be able to convince them you're right!

[nurzumspass]

@furryeye /signed

[4at4ish]

@furryeye i've been in that situation SOOO many times all my friends assume everything i say is wrong if they have an opposing opinion and refuse to listen to reason even when i do have proof.

[VanishingWish]

@spongiebungie No he isn't. No kind of cheese is just formed from heating milk and doing NOTHING ELSE.

[spongiebungie]

@VanishingWish Lot of anger Lot Of Anger !!! XD

[spongiebungie]

wot makes me laff is , yeah ya do have to heat the milk to produce the curds n wey heehehhehehehehe,, rob's rite !

[CMNedark]

David, Robert, all cheese is, is milk gone off big time styly.

(QI reference FTW!)

[TheThedannyboy]

" im not claiming to be a FUCKING scientist david!" :L LMFAO

[gazzasampson]

LOT OF ANGER!!!!!

[THECRUNCHYHAT]

Hahahaha

[EdzJohnson]

This is so brilliant!

[penguinzrule12]

this is like me and my mate were both stubborn and think were right so we argue for like 30 minutes :D

[bibhuna]

Don't forget rennet.

[XPoppycockX]

Ahhh so funny XD

[xmissxHx]

I LOVE THESE SKETCHES

[queenlives4ever]

"you don't get cheese by cooking milk!" XD

[robinalaska12]

This is EXACTLY how the arguments I have with my brother always proceed.

[Metamorp8]

I need to go find out how to make cheese, now.

[Scotty2Hotty395]

i can totaly imagine these two having arguments just like this lol brilliant sketch

[ballbagbaggins]

I dont know how they put the FUCKING SKIN ON!

[bistoha]

gotta love david mitchell

[DontcallmeFrenchy]

@thelleht

No it fucking isn't!

[PumpkinEskobarr]

Whats hysterical, is that all of us at least one time or another got caught up in arguments like this.

[Seanbrunswick12]

@thelleht Soooo True!!

[derangedband]

hahahaha!!! i'm in hysterics! that was awesome XD

[bastian149]

LORD OF ANGER! LORD OF ANGER!!

[jackblume]

@bastian149 'lot' of anger

[e5f3aj]

YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

[annareid69]

I DUNNO HOW THEY PUT THE FUCKING SKIN ON - classic

[2pbig]

his face is awesome

[metOLIca]

i don't think i could take David Mitchell seriously if he was my teacher and was trying to tell me off... he's so funny when he looses his rag

[LapoSettepanze]

@annareid69 you've got a problem mate!

[RockyBiscuits]

I'M NOT A FUCKING SCIENTIST!

[MarxistKnight]

It would be funny if they were actually like this between takes

[Tecanuva]

Everyone knows that cheese comes from the cheese tree. Why else do you think it's a fruit!

[hobbitsarecool]

I thought that cheese was mined.

[2007PHATE]

It is, Thats why NASA send people to the moon! Cheese mining!

[connorjoe4]

mitch's put weight on

[trisket23]

no, he has lost his weight now, this episode was ages ago.

[zizoto]

hillarious

[iAmRichiesLovebird]

cheese doesn't form its own skin! they put the skin on!

-They put the skin on?!

Yes!

- did you hear what you just said 'they put the skin on!

[andy765gtr]

cheese based arguments are excellent! i had a similar kind of argument with someone who thought the blue bits in stilton are made by putting wires in the cheese... and electrocuting it!

however, i argued the wires are probably just for introducing the penicilin fungus.

however its made, we both agreed stilton is delicious.

[johndaboy123]

I DUNNO HOW YOU PUT THE FUCKING SKIN ON!

[bumfacefuck]

love the way he says "IM NOT A FUCKING SCIENTIST DAVID!!!"

[Charactarantula00]

what is david shouting at the very end? i've watched this so many times and still wondered.

[TomHutchins]

A lot of anger

[scrumpleberry]

@Charactarantula00 LOT OF ANGER!

[ChocolatierRob]

"YOU'VE GOT A PRO" blem

[gazzasampson]

@Charactarantula00 He says "lot of anger" then as it cuts off he goes to say 'You've got a problem' but it goes to the credits before he has a chance to finish'...

You may now stop wondering ;)

[MrLW25]

@gazzasampson - It sounds like he's saying 'You're a wanker' to me

[dropkicksociety]

when you heat cheese up you get melted cheese! you dont heat up cheese and get milk!

[6022]

I love this. It's just such a het up argument when one of them is so cleary wrong. It's like the essence of every argument ever...

[gstarcooked]

Stilton - wires - myth! Otherwise, Mitchell and Webb - genius.

[mr0buch]

Did you hear what you just said - they put the skin ON?!

That was so funny. Come to think of it, how the hell do they put the skin on?!

[bumfacefuck]

its not skin its wax, they dip the cheese in wax and it drips off but enough stays on to coat it

[leftarmchinaman]

Poor webb. Hes always playing the dum guy.

[Sessioner11]

I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY PUT THE FUCKING SKIN ON!

i loled.

[scratton25]

i cryed in bed when i saw this on tv :)

its priceless

[TomBandfield]

"You can't turn cheese back into milk"

"Cheese doesn't form it's own skin" BAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[Gellis2009]

lol rekon that do this sort thing in real and just thought... you know what? we should film ourselves doing this.

[Badg3r001]

some of their best sketches are just these two talking off set

[FridgeGunk]

this is fantastic

[Eldetective]

hahaha your absolutely right - I DUNNO HOW THEY PUT THE FUCKING SKIN ON

[Discarnated]

love it!

[spartanses]

so funny when they start swearing

[Hebbamundo]

David went 2 my school!

[KonsharPaHuvet]

surely not at the same time?

[Hebbamundo]

Lol no, but my od teacher was friends with him, as my teacher ALSO used to go to my school lol, yes, he is sad ;)

[KonsharPaHuvet]

that's pretty awesome

[1100ema1100]

"i dont know how they put the f**king skin on!" LMAO!!!!

David M + Rob W = LEGEND! :D

[rayman01234]

i think they equal, genius and god. haa

[1100ema1100]

yes they deffo equal genius and god!!! ;)

[rayman01234]

haha (:

[EllIExxxxxX92]

how DO you make cheese?

[poweredxbyxhope]

You don't want to know.

[Slapbass13]

churn it. sieve it. seperate curds and way. leave in warm temperature to mature. put skin on. if stilton, shove wires through it.

[Selkie15]

if stilton, do not eat before a job interview.

[bulked]

If stilton, do not eat before bed-no matter how much water yhou drink its so salty that you will wake up with dust in your mouth its so dehydrated

[5656766]

You let it spoil. After a certain point, you have curds (the solid part) and whey (the liquid part). You press the curds together and get rid of the whey. Then I guess you let it age or something. The skin is just wax to prevent mold growing on it.

[Showsni]

You get some rennet, traditionally from a calf's stomach lining, though often genetically modified these days, and add it to the milk. (I guess the rest of the dead calf is used to make veal or something). Heat up to the temperature of a calf's stomach. (I.e., basically you simulate what would happen when a calf digests the milk). This seperates out the curds and the whey. Press the curds to get out the whey using a cheese press, and tada!

[JakkV]

i dunno how they put the f**king skin on!!!!!

genius

[ferrari885]

oh i love that line lol

[MattitudeForeverV2]

They put the skin on!

[explodingplant]

lol. when i see other people do it, it's comedy. but i'm pretty sure i've gotten in many conversations like this.

[cloudberry121]

I know. Stuff like that makes me want to eat a bullet.

[jamieutube1]

this show is fucking hilarious.... i havent even seen it on TV :( im waiting all the time to find out when its on but never find it so i watch youtube lol

soo funny

[Rlorso]

it is amazing, one of the funniest ever

[u2funnyman]

very clever one funniest things ive seen right up there with the soup nazi

[monkeysicle]

This is one of my favorite sketches from any show of all time.

[mreesm]

it was worth them putting the crap cheese robot sketch in just so they could put this argument at the end. hilarious

[4326crim]

cheesoid was the best sketch they've done. either that or the green clarinet or the nazi one

Mitchell and Webb are brilliant

[ferrari885]

i liked the cheese robot lol

[1I4L3U]

Hate self...kill self with petril

[RockyBiscuits]

How deliciously pointless :)

[falstaffswims]

ah, now i feel so much better about finding MYSELF caught up in vicious arguments about shit i honestly know nothing about... to see two blindingly-brilliant bastards like this do the same...

[XTommy666X]

1:14 lol

[mwahaha2]

every time i hear "i dunno how they put the fuking skin!" on i burst out laughing!

[hazabns]

same, thats soooo amazing

[SnapCracklePop91]

"this isnt a nursrey rhyme David ! " haha this is so funny . dont u just love pointless arguments :D x

[Elochai1]

'i don't know who they put the fucking skin on!"  funniest line ever

[natcomber13]

This sketch is brilliant!

[UltimateInfinty]

YOU GOTTA PROBLEM LOT OF ANGER!!!

[DMEB]

LOVE THIS ARGUMENT!!!

[DJAngiePangie]

This is the moronic kind of argument me and my friend have lol.

[zionravescene]

This is exactly how internet discussion forums work. xD

[duncan5680]

"But that's how it was discovered, someone left some milk on a hot stone, and it turned into cheese." Brilliant.

The Heroin for Christmas sketch is also awsome.

[laughstomuch]

i love how angry they get " Im not claiming to be a fucking scientist " and" i don't know who they put the fucking skin on "

[J2theKay]

best comedy sketch ever...

[allthingsmustpass]

i dont know how they put the FUCKING skin on!

[Elephantintheroom01]

Rofl.

[skin186]

To Shantell

Did you hear what you just said??

Cheese is made by adding a starter culture (LIVE YOGHURT can be used though cheese bacteria cultures are much better) and RENNET (an enzyme from a calfs 4th stomach) To Raw or Pasteurised milk,when the curds form you have to cut the curds and then you can start to fill your moulds, or in the case of a cheddar you must cut the curds several more times until the desired consistency is reached I'm a cheesemonger. Sorry!

[Shantaell]

No, cuz I was typing it :P.

I once made cheese in a factory by adding lemon juice to warm milk. Suppose there are many ways of making cheese. And I suppose "vegetarian cheese" is made without the Rennet.

Never thought I'd be having a discussion about cheese :P...

[skin186]

HaHa! Ok I'll allow you that.

Oh yeah Its top of my list of random things that have happened today at least! So on the subject of Vegetarian cheese you can actually get a Vegetarian rennet (a synthetic version of Animal rennet.)which I suppose is the Cheese version of Vegemite...

Et Hmmmm! I've made soured milk that way, and traditional soured cream is made in the same fashion, though I feel I need to do some research into the lemon thing sounds pretty interesting!!!

[gullivera]

I remember a scene in "Das- Boot" where one of the officers makes a "U-Boat special cocktail" by squeezing a load of lemons into a glass and then adding a tin of condensed milk (Or is it evaporated?), then necking the lot! I wonder if that is similar... And what it would taste like.

[skin186]

Well it's pretty tasty its called Soured Milk, and is made in the same fashion as Soured Cream. Obviously Condensed milk is not so sexy,but it ws the war so I'll let them off! Its much better with real milk! On another randomish tangent "Das- Boot" AWESOME!!!!!

[ohfluffysheep]

comedy gold

[CoopsGE]

Brilliant!

[eobasi]

hahaha "what do you mean they put the skin on?"

[imjustgay]

i'm not claiming to be a FUCKING scientist david

well i dont know how they put the FUCKING skin on

ohhh classic :)

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