Me eating pizza.

[Tiffanybaddest13]

WTF your pizza is burnt .

[Married2GUNS]

this video is fake

[CodingCypher]

crumbs all over the floor and shit, dirty dusty room, burnt pizza, ugly hat, just kill yourself

[animedrawer777]

What kind of pizza is that?

[aworldwithwater]

like this if you were bored and typed in "me eating pizza" :)

[jamiekane1967]

' NOM, NOM , NOM, NOM' oh you fat fucker...

[Sirsonni]

He looks just like Stanley in the movie Holes lmao xD

[TabBobby]

why am i doing this? ... hey people from youtube!.. why are u guys watching this video ?

[The1SexyGamer]

He eats with his mouth open and smacks and ugh...the way people LOOK at their food when they eat....

[SofieTheKitty]

Meanwhile in Africa...

[nintendofool]

for some reason, I ind it hilarious watching u take the first bite and hearing the crackling sound of the pizza! I keep on replaying it! lololollolololololol

[lauracrvs]

this is the better way losing our time. thumbs up if you're hungry

[devastatorsgaming]

Why are we watching him eat pizzza ahahaha

[meandrocko]

LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS!

[ikillzappl3]

he kinda looked like michael cera rofl

[WeCaptureTheFlag]

You look like the guy from zombieland :)

[TheSimsAreAmazing]

im watching him eat pizza... while im eating pizza... ;)

[GrovyleSword2]

Give Him A Break This Was Made In The 06's

[TheChubfish]

You eat pizza LIEK A BAWS!!

[ILuvAtticus4ever]

HAVE SOME MANNERS!

[belltechs]

go back to canada

[MiniGoofyGoober]

@belltechs IM FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT.

[belltechs]

@MiniGoofyGoober HAHa, I WAS TALKING TO SUMERAAAAAAAAAAH soooooooo yeah.

[MiniGoofyGoober]

@belltechs Lol I know, and Im not really from winnipeg xD

I don't think you understand what I mean! xD

[belltechs]

@MiniGoofyGoober .................

[thematrix176]

@belltechs geez, racist much?

[RoadRunnerMusic]

lmao this was one of the first youtube vids i ever watched

[TheiPodSkater]

Its french bread pizza, does no one eat this???

[13AxelRoxas]

I've never seen a pizza like that before

[alienxmz]

seeing him eating makes me hungry

[MsWetFeather]

this dude kinda looks like Shia L'Bouve

[belltechs]

heeeelp! i can't find a video where a little kid trys to eat pizza hut pizza and breadsticks

[VideoCreater2000]

finally, someone who eats a deep dish pizza just fried from the oven. Nice looking pizza

[Cutewhineyboy]

This video is so awesome. It makes me feel like I'm not alone trolling again and again till I get tired to go to bed. And it makes me feel like I have a friend. I always watch this video when I eat food because I'm alone. Needs moar likes and views.

[VideoCreater2000]

looks like that pizza came from a resturant or something

[naturalgoodness456]

it's not burnt,it's crispy,idiot.

[HamzaHardy]

you're watching kid show??!!

[michael23punkrock]

@yeahwhateverbye 52.279

[CrackOut12]

My brother can eat faster than tht :) <3

[livkivi]

Why are you eating pizza when im on a diet?! And why am i watching this?!? lol

[TheKittyKat1717]

he chews like a cow lololol



[gotthkid2]

lol dude you rock

[NickEppo]

That's like, bread with poo on top.

[fattielowk1]

that doesn't look like pizza

[thefknCASTLE]

LMAO

[JuanaBrothers]

@yeahwhateverbye lmao

[markdweber1971]

stay strong lil pizza , stay strong

[MrCheeseIt]

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mrbnitendo5]

PRESS 0 HOLD(0)

[mrbnitendo5]

killer

[belltechs]

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[mrbnitendo5]

micheal cera?

[BCbeautytv]

i love crunchy pizza!! i sometimes purposely burn mine so its like that

[Sebastian00112]

Mmmmm, so crunchy...Mmmm....ARGH GODDAMNIT, MY TEETH!!! lrrphhh

[TheCierra66]

u sure thats pizza? lol jk

[nydolls73]

That reminds me of the pizzas they served in our school. The burnt ones were the best and my friend and I would fight for it if there was only one.

[MEluvzJapanese]

The reason this has so many views is because of the excessive loud chewing which tends to relax people and release endorphins from the ears

[SNESosT]

this video has the rights to have this many views and more

[MrAditya44]

it's actually funny, i don't know whether it was deliberate...it made me lmao. i like how you enjoy that pie(all focused-like scaling Everest) and between the bites take sips of that drink. n that burp was epic! why the fuck did i watch this?!:D

[DarrensProductions]

Wtf... I was listening to music, I have no Idea how I eneded up here.

[CommunieNetwork]

this is why i don't eat oven pizza

[dadoofusbeats]

why did i click on this its a dude eating pizza

[BlackopsVMW2]

what if he was jurking off during this vid

[sumontify]

@yeahwhateverbye Totally agree! what has happened 2 society?! And the worst part of it is the quality of the pizza....its so bad the dude puts on some Britney at end to make the dining process bearable!

[oPaNduHz]

fuckin dumb hit ur first time eating pizza lmao and u eat like a fuck face look at his mouth ur so annoying

[SNESosT]

@oPaNduHz the fuck is wrong with u?

[hulkfist92]

UR EATING A BIG BURNT SLICE OF PIZZA THAT PIZZA LOOK LIKE CLAY FACE DIED ON IT LOL!!!!

[hulkfist92]

UR EATING A BIG BURNT SLICE OF PIZZA

[0MangoButter0]

mmmmmm listen to that crunch

[ThePinkangel277]

Why am i watching this? this is weird =|

[laura000883]

it looks burnt but i bet it tastes good! i don't know how i ended up here....

[GorgeousNightmare420]

I love this videoo hahah

[locopuffs91]

i finished my hotpocket when he finished his pizza

[ClaraRose99]

So, a video almost five minutes long of some dude eating a burnt pizza gets 47, 115 views...

[MadyRoseAnderson]

i love burnt pizza

[thekrazykarls]

aww the mysterious wonders of youtube...

[MasterOfScopes]

that looks like cardboard :/

[JLcoolman612]

dats a pizza? O.o

[808stewart]

I watch this when im hungry

[yofoy24]

@808stewart same it soothes my mind

[duffsbirdhouse88]

that looks fucking good 

[rileytwist88]

fucking genius!!!!!!!!!!!

[theycallmedumb]

sounds like chips.

[ThaGamerBoi]

this is some wat entertaining yet i ask myself "Y The FUCK am i watching this"

[localboy32]

Damn it now im hungry :b Lol

[darredip]

Am iThe Only One Who Thought The Pizza Looked Good ?

[Kanasto18]

@darredip nope for some reason it seemed so appetizing!

[NIGHTCRAWLER504]

SOME BURNT ASS PIZZA

[Lateralus082]

@NIGHTCRAWLER504 I ran out of breath laughing when I read this! XD

[MsJujujuice]

what the fuck is wronq with u?

[JackHDiamond]

we're a strange species

[33333333333333331993]

lol why does this pizza look bad but in my mind im telling myself that its hella good

[californiarawrstarr]

it looks like burnt pizza bread, but in a very good way.. i watch this on lonely late nights ;) (jkjk)

[BatspindaVL]

I found out that he was dutch when i saw him drinking Grolsch.... LOL

[BangMeRightThurr]

THAT IS FUCKING YUMMY

[MrSweatbread]

This is the best video on youtube

[junierinrunescape]

thats how a man eats a pizza

[BakuganCollectorXV]

i said," that looks good"

my sis said, " i wonder wut kind it is"

i said" monkey poo"

she said, " hahahaha"

i said, " haha im postin this of youtube"

[californiarawrstarr]

llooks like burn pizza bread?

[tarkan525201]

thats pizza?????!!

[0059didi]

@yeahwhateverbye LOL IT DOES

[KickItToTheFunk]

i've been coming back to this video and coming back and coming back for 2 or 3 years now.

and all the comments have been the exact same as one of these 3:

"OMG that looks good what pizza is that?"

"dude that shit looks burnt"

"i just keep coming back"

[DreaisXBEASTX]

He was probably home alone so decided to have one of daddy's beers.

queer.

[BeakyRed]

@DreaisXBEASTX well done. wana cookie?

[DreaisXBEASTX]

@BeakyRed no but that was WEAK :)

[DreaisXBEASTX]

@BeakyRed no but that was WEAK :)

[BeakyRed]

@DreaisXBEASTX yea, i know it was weak. maybe you should try to come up with a not so weak claim next time :)

[junierinrunescape]

@DreaisXBEASTX lol thats funny

[kickpunch0]

@yeahwhateverbye Your right that pizza looks like total crispy shit

[hurro67]

I like the part when he eats the pizza.

[itssmeeinajiffy]

@yeahwhateverbye i had a vid of me eating a banana in black and white

[BeakyRed]

what the heck is at 2:23?

[Koolkid736]

@BeakyRed wtf do u mean?

[BeakyRed]

@Koolkid736 What? That noise!?

[Koolkid736]

@BeakyRed ur a dumbass. there is no noise.

[BeakyRed]

@Koolkid736 Oh, I am a dumbass because my hearing is better than yours.

[SxAxFxK]

is that roasted shit XP

[amhobbys]

Obviously someone doesn't know how to cook pizza.

[klutzluvr]

If that's pizza then I'm from Mars.

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@klutzluvr its burnt french bread pizza

[Spongetoon10]

@klutzluvr Greetings Martian!

lol

[zoltarr122]

Thats not pizza thats fucking huge like a bread

[pppppico]

日本語分かるかな?wwとても格好いい！！！もっとアップした動­画みたい！！

[RedFaction4PS3]

that looks like a steak at first lol

[viktorftw]

Looks nasty but love the crunchyness.

[kindal1212]

WTF WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS PIZZA IS THAT WTF? FREAKEN LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CAKE OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT!!!!

[beautymusicfashionx]

@kindal1212 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[leeban18]

pizza with no cheese eeww

[Laviczka71]

you're crazy man

[19931512]

Why The Fuck Did I just Watch Dis?!?!

[tony19966]

tath looks liek a fail pizza to me

[Quex01]

take your damned hat off, when you are inside

[tony19966]

@Quex01 lol

[baxterblue24]

woooooow, u cook worse than me! :P

[theboss7865]

Why Stick Your Lips SO Far !!

[Guitarledgend0123]

Breh....That...looks...like...­SHIT!!!!!!!!

[amandalovesmakeup1]

LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS

[kealilah]

that's one odd pizza but it still looks good :)

[HereWeGoCleveland]

thats the worst pizza ive ever seen

[zeefa100]

did u wipe ur hands on ur trousers after u finished and lol at 2:53

[zeefa100]

wtf did I just watch???

[tjockislol]

crispy fat pizza :P

[xTheZomBieQueenx]

LMFAO your chew is funny/annoting

[MisterTymes]

Looks like Supermarket Pizza.

He's watching TV..or himself on a Video Screen.

[knavic]

why did i watch this?

[WetEars13]

god damn chew with your mouth closed

[xxJustCallMeBEAStxx]

Chaicgo Pizza Am I right?? Lol

[BeeblesTV]

Looks like a stoner made that pizza.

[biggestofthemall1]

looks like the guy from superbad right.

[LittleBigDerek]

@biggestofthemall1 Yea i was thinking that too!

[Posthuman7]

pizza?

do you want any cheese and tomato sauce with that bread?

[marioluigiman8]

BETTER THAN FRED.

[kailiki]

beats Andy Warhol eating a hamburger

[Jazzgirl1011]

I am eating pizza too!

[0kbaby0]

It....was so...crunchy...o.o

[LeegroyTheLemur]

im getting. master hungry

[ProudToBeAFinn]

@LeegroyTheLemur Ye mee too! I dont even know why im watching all of these eating videos :DD

[coolpunkxx]

@ProudToBeAFinn haha same here

[ProudToBeAFinn]

@coolpunkxx Yaa :)

[2NNNY]

LOL were so bored hahaha.

cant believe were all watching this guy eat.

fuck im late for work tmmrw

goodnight!

[H2HoT]

As boring as it is, its so very gripping!

[Decapithagore]

why the fuck this guy have 38'000+ views...and i cant even reach 1000 on mine..

[TheDjLee]

@Decapithagore hes had time to gain views on this video for over 4 years. look at the date.

[Decapithagore]

@TheDjLee oh.. true hehe

[wwemattlord1]

It may be burnt...but it looks Hellllaaa good!!

[1UrARacist1]

So....interesting...

[Tha0men]

you must be very hungry to click on a video of someone that is eating................

[KellySulli23]

maybe he likes his pizza burnt? lol he seems to be enjoying it.

[coolpunkxx]

u r so crazy 2 make dis video..but we r even more crazier ..cuz we r actually watching..lolzz

[kristen594]

isnt weird how we r all so bored that we watch people eat pizza...

[jeffreytahcool]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza

[amhobbys]

Lol! wierd pizza, looks like a poop with soda!

[filcox]

@vleon1012 It's not like you have anything better to do

[niquejoy]

omg why i keep wacthing this lol. Well i just made some pizza a lil while ago and it looke just like yours and it taste better then the non burned pizza O.O

[MrLilwaynesworld]

that is burned 

[DamnLoveHurts]

Dumbass broiled his pizza.