Harvard Admissions Video (On Harvard Time)

[breekwhal]

Are there any punk or alternative kids at these schools? Any one with blue hair and facial piercings, that sort? In all of these videos the students appear quite average looking.

[MrGreatMonkey]

asians photographed on these steps…lol

[RREDDELL]

At the 00:27 mark. That is so not right. But it is SOOOO True.. ROTFLMAO

[ciarepairs]

stumped me on the 5 x 9

[MissWhatever123]

AWESOME! =DDD But I don't think I can get into Harvard LOL

[jesuishillary]

Are you that scarred for life? That majority of all your videos is based on you being rejected by Harvard?! -.-

[kenjokenjo1]

100% virgin!

[MsKoOlMiChElLe]

Me And Harvard Will NEVER happen :D

[BeepimajeepBeep]

@MsKoOlMiChElLe atleast you wont go into debt 200,000$ and you can boost your gpa at a state school and have fun, then go to harvard for grad school. Sound good?

[StopAndReadThis]

Do lawyers have an interest in a coup d'etat or when the feds commit crimes against humanity? Where do you go when you're psychologically tortured for 3 and half years and your family is forced to sign NSLs and conduct Psy-ops experiments on you? check out my profile

[Pedro5109]

Proud families: 6836... Bankrupted families: 97%... LOL(OMG)

Hours you'll spend on your application: 120 hours . Seconds They'll spend reading it: 12 seconds.... I laughed so freaking hard.... (I'm nervous because I am going to try to join Harvard next year...)

[oshilzl]

@Pedro5109 join? you mean apply,

[Pedro5109]

@oshilzl :)

[MikeWong888]

4: "The Number of Black Students when I was here"

[Factszz]

All People in this world must search just one word in Google and read:

Rozabal

[daisicong]

100% virgins~ 

[G00DTIME2]

People who are in community college ..........  21+

[Oasix21]

"Asians photographed on these steps" that sounds awfully racist.

[AbeChang2]

@Oasix21 Ooooh shit, call the police

[Oasix21]

@AbeChang2 Why would I want to call the police.

[AbeChang2]

@Oasix21 For great Justice, of course.

[Oasix21]

@AbeChang2 Thats pretty funny, are you asian?

[jacmme101]

@Oasix21 SO mentioning someone's race is racist now.

Anyhow,They're not even talking about how many Asian kids go to Harvard (although that's not even close to an insult to the race.) They're talking about the plethora of Asian tourist that come to Harvard year round to take pictures there. As someone who lives by Harvard Square, I can attest to this.

[lamestguyintown]

Cambridge #1 in the world!

[AndOfTheDeath]

I lol'd at the democrat number...

[cincyblows]

Ivy League my ass. It's all about how hard the individual student is willing to work in order to learn.

[willywillyization]

@cincyblows ivy league - oh, yeah, umm, the ELITE! Like no education could ever be administered on a local level given the professors are talented and courses are spectacular- right? I don't know about harvard but yale is an evil empire - the belly of the beast, in fact.

[1moaper2]

@cincyblows Good luck getting a good job afterward.

[cincyblows]

@1moaper2 Thanks. Let me know when you're ready. I'll hire you. Hey, David Letterman was once surrounded by Ivy League graduates. They called him "boss".

[1moaper2]

@cincyblows I don't think I need to provide a list of successful ivy league graduates. Mentioning the word "Presidents" is enough.

[cincyblows]

@1moaper2 I don't care about lists or your ivory tower bullshit. I care about effectiveness and productivity. btw, several of Letterman's ivy league emloyees still call him "boss". Oh, and judging from the mess the ivy leaguers (sounds like a bowling team) left the gov't in, I wouldn't brag if I were in your Guccis.

[1moaper2]

@cincyblows K

[str3123]

omg! hahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!

[gymmerz]

My favourite was the 120 hours and 12 seconds!

[10DayZzZ]

my favorite virgins...100% :p

[zakkbuckley]

This wasn't funny at all.

[swedishfishaddict22]

For the people who don't get it, this is a spoof of the Harvard Senior Gift video.

To see the original, youtube "Harvard by Numbers."

[citygirltownscape]

Actually, Harvard has a HUGE scholarship budget, and most students qualify for some sort of aid. Just puttin' that out there.

[19pimpin91]

@citygirltownscape largest endowment fund in the country to help kids pay for it

[WeToldYouSo1]

Very sweet, hahaha! :-D

[Andromeda14031962]

whoever made this video has too much free time.

[djmenix]

wtf thats a official vidio danm black students WTF

[ccatherinecsc]

Now watch "That's Why I Chose Yale."

hmm...

[Kochopsticks11]

why do people give a shit about Harvard vs Yale vs Princeton. they're all wicked competitive and academically excellent schools just stfu. really wish i could get in, just accept that you go to a sick school and shut your mouth

[DawnOfTheAcopalypse]

Parents who wish their kids to be in harvard- 100% lol

[whoo689]

LOL. Very nice

120 hours to fill out your app?? Hahaha

[NaTuRaLxFrag]

hahaha 100% virgin

[TheHHES]

ugly ass colors...

[hometownrookie]

@AkvileAlex indeed it is wonderful I think you can't have sex at harvard or you get expelled.

[heyxxmickey]

I love 0:28, but 0:49 is my favorite.

[19pimpin91]

@heyxxmickey 5X9 is my favorite

[jeffmaylor]

Jewish students make up between 25% and 33% of the students at Harvard. They are vastly overrepresented, even adjusting for IQ differences. Several articles now explain how Harvard systematically discriminates against non Jewish Whites.

[Chavezoid]

@jeffmaylor ...good to know. Harvard actually did NOT ADMIT Jewish students for many years. I guess they're making up for it now.

[only4comments95]

@MistyAngel1990 are you serious?

[MsSeverusSnapexoxo]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH "Asians photographed on these steps" LMAO

[AkvileAlex]

It's awesome. Virgin - 100 percent :)

[maggievnlove]

this is the coolest video ever... wish I was smart enough lol

[xecut10n3r]

12seconds reading it. ahahaha

[WillmaticNYC]

@Number8Soft Yale better than Harvard? How? Why?

[blkwhtrbbtX]

@WillmaticNYC Didn't it actually rank higher at one point? anyway, it depends on the degree you get. Harvard's sciences will be a lot more theoretical than Yale's--That's why Harvard is always sending its science dep. students over to nearby MIT.

[headbanger623]

@Number8Soft Harvard is #1 in US, Princeton is #2, Yale is #3

[grandberrytexas]

@Number8Soft hi why is yale so great? why is it better than havard? and is princeton a great school too?

[dragonkurt1]

Oh wow so not accurate, I wonder what you retards below were thinking, oh wait, you're just mad they rejected you

[HelloVeritas]

love this

[CQBatchelder]

hahahaha

[MetalMonkeyStudios]

lol vrigin 100%

[ducktapelover1]

0:52 janitors laid off this week 34944

[Kewlsoul92]

I found this video ironic in so many levels.

[mwlin]

Most of these are actually pretty accurate.

[geoffybellofiore]

yale's is way betta!!!

[Ryanyarb24]

That video is really funny and very accurate. Applying to Harvard is like buying a lottery ticket. Well at least with a lottery ticket your chances of winning $2 on a scratch-off ticket are pretty high.

[Blastoised]

lmfao

14 million + azns photographed on these steps LOL

[banglat2]

nice video....:)

[naradarko]

LMAO great job!

[chao5cuber]

Man this was funny, the ending was really great. 10/5 stars

[cbh7505]

lol this is hilarious, great job!

[MissKeyszz]

LOL. Funny Thing of the Day for me, hehe.

[tinydancercsd]

Hahahahaha I remember the original video. Great work guys.

"4 black people when I went here."

[sakitakono]

half seemed like is was promoting and half seemed like it was bashing. weird

[chocho220]

That was essentially the point of the video.

[lizlabeau]

times that this video sucked 197

[sharinganclan213]

you got -4 thumbs down because you answered it wrong. times that shi video sucked? too many. self promoting universities, how sad.

[lizlabeau]

umm that was confusing

[xDeppObsessedx]

Great! I wanna go there for college so bad!! :D

I'm still a freshman in high school but my Dad is taking me to visit and maybe sit in a class or two ^^ Im flippin pumped!

[AngelGuide1]

Me too! Yet I am not going until Sophmore year and I'm only twelve. I want to go to! Everyday I'm dreaming about it. However dreaming won't make the cut. Studying hard and rising above will.

[fakh90]

awesome

[kupakid19]

sweet.

[WaterlooFilms]

awesome haha