Things You Don't Want To Hear at Christmas - Mock the Week Christmas Preview - BBC Two

[chrono1217]

Frankie Boyle went WAY too far

[Nighthawk2K10]

I don't get the Canoe joke.

[MetallMozzo]

just pure class!!

[truefalse]

@MotorsportMonster Frankie Boyle's jokes are too much handle for "little monsters" I mean faggots.

[danelletakarai]

Oh Gina how did you manage to lose the weight? i want to know your secrets...

[TheLaughxD]

i dont get the canoe joke or the stuffing joke... =]

[TheBazman111]

@TheLaughxD the stuffing is pretty ovious the way frankie was messing with his belt he was going to stuff his grandma

[calum341]

@TheLaughxD "Stuffed" as in, another word for "Fucked"

[carl478]

frankie is mad bastard

[HockeyStickDefence]

A John Darwin joke ..... Hahaha I'm from Hartlepool , we never hear the end of it xD

[Trek001]

@HockeyStickDefence well you hung a monkey for being a french spy once...

[marcjohnpas]

its exactly what i wanted PRINCESS DIANA scaletrix

[marcjohnpas]

now you know i told you dad died in his canoo

[DelticFilms]

@marcjohnpas

*canoe.

[MrAaron1573]

DING DONG MERRILY ON HIGH!

[Kerriangel]

i actually think id punch someone iif they gave me a vegetairian xmas dnner lol

merry christmas everyone

[NewSuperAvenger]

23 dosen't know that "The Slutty Vixings 3" is a play, a TV Show or a film

[leedsm18]

bring back frankie!! was the best thing about the show.

Yes his jokes were off colour and eventually everyone gets offended but 99 real belly laughs for 1 time he says something which a certain group of folk might be going a bit far is well worth it.

[flowerhypers]

@TimeladyInEngland Russel and frankie made the show.. though i think russel is coming back.. i think he's just working on his new show.. hopefully :)

[coolboialex]

@flowerhypers russel sucks :/ frankie and hugh carry the show

[thecarreyman2323]

@flowerhypers Yeah I think he will be in the last ep of this series but for now he's not there coz he's busy filming the third series of Russell Howard's Good News, which is just as funny as Mock The Week :D

[callumccfc]

can someone explain to me the dad died in a canoe joke please?

[M1CKA3L2010]

@callumccfc it was on the news a long time ago. A man was bankrupt, he went to clear his mind on his conoe and never came back. His family tought his was dead, they did his funeral and everything. Then one day he reappeared.

[1theblackrose]

@M1CKA3L2010

His wife knew. Iirc, they did it for the insurance payout (£250K) and after a decade or so he came back. The police found out and did them both for fraud.

I feel sorry for the kids though, they disowned their parents when they were in court.

[MelonHeadFilmz]

i have decided to give my christmas broadcast completely naked - hilarious

[PrinceJasperCullen]

"I thought wed have a vegetarian dinner"

i say yey! i am veggie so yey!

[50Dashes]

Frankie didn't have a heart attack. He felt a bit rough because of tough schedules and talked to the ambulance crew on the set. Just to be safe, they took him to hospital. He did NOT have a heart attack, as everybody seems to believe.

[thomasimon]

@50Dashes He revealed in an interview at Ross that he thought he had one, but it turned out to be, as the doctor said, a 'torn manboob' or something like that. 

[penchod88]

So harsh by frankie but f****in hilarious

[montey2]

princess diana scalectrix? OUCH!

[cloud7wk]

this video is well funny lol

great show

[xSathya96x]

No, he left Mock the week because he fell out with the bbc, the rebecca adlington joke and the fact that he kept getting censored

[grandtheftbanana]

he had a heart attack

[MissSapphire1996]

Actually, it was becuase 1. he offended the queen, 2. he offended rebecca adlington and because he had a heart murmor

[my1cars1a1shed]

vegetarian dinner !!!lol

[benj2297]

Princess diana scalextrix LOLOLOLOLOL

[bradley877]

lol this is awesome

found it on my favourites :D

[benj2297]

who wants stuffing? bradley877.....

[sugardust101]

"in a horse...in an old lady !"

haha

[Baden98]

Mummy look what we've found in these stockings! Daddy! ha ha! XD

[iAmRichiesLovebird]

i think i've buggered your boiler

this year i'e decided to give my christmas broadcast, completely naked

[ThnkHppyThghts]

aww, i'm gonna miss Frankie soo much. :(

[rayman2dble08]

wat happened to franky ???

he is the funniest

[ThnkHppyThghts]

@rayman2dble08 Frankie has left Mock The Week after having a heart attack or something along those lines :( He did his final episode a few weeks ago. Mock the week won't be the same :(

[RetardedGenius93]

Andy loves those canoe jokes...

[iluvwestlife4eva]

"this year, i've decided to give my xmas broadcast..... completley naked!"

very disturbing...........

[KenzoSnizzle]

Not really as disturbing as: "Who wants stuffing? Granny...?!"

[Kurfizzle]

0:18 lol.. Russell sings 'ding dong merrily on high'

[RuthColclough]

hilariousss haa

[Speedbird103]

Princess Diana scaletric kit hahahahaha

[MrCommentz]

"Who wants stuffing? Granny...."

hahahaha thats just nasty!!

[MsSummerFruits]

@MrCommentz LEGEND.

[Chaz5396]

@MrCommentz It was so nasty that you had to repost the joke ruining it for most people!

[wishfulanthony]

She's not my granny, and she's not your granny... who's granny is she?! Frankie and his genius jokes... I hope there's one like this in December -- another special Mock the Week Christmas Edition!

[KiaraAlyssaxxxx]

i know he probably wont be but i hope frankie's in it! cant believe he's left :-( x

[TheCheeseeeee]

omgggg lol !

[RobbiePerthLad]

its exactly what i wanted, princess diana scale-electrics pmsl roflmao

how wants stuffing???...granny

frankie boyle is hilarious

[tomthelad00000000000]

does dara eat something during that round

[bubblegumtwix]

OMG! I agree with you on Frankie but hugh rocks! He is hilarious!

[Emmie3303]

'We're having a duck in a goose in a turkey in a dog in a horse in an old lady!'

Hugh Dennis =D

[AvatarOfChuckNorris]

lol who wants stuffing =D

[thewilloffire08]

i cant belive they managed to stretch the canoe joke out for 2 and a half series

[123SAUSAGEFACE123]

whats the canoe joke

[23mike233]

A man called John Darwin went out in a canoe and was thought to be dead but his wife knew were he went took the insurance policy and convinced her children he was dead and met up with him in the carribean i think

[123SAUSAGEFACE123]

oh yeah i remember that... thanks!! do they always joke bout that??

[Lonelykeanefan]

god i love mock the week...

and i don't care what anyone says, Russel is really funny!

[MrMoneymadManiac]

hugh's central heating joke was the funniest by far

[mattatmatt788]

One of the best Mock the Weeks.. LOL

[kairakia]

Lolness at the end Dara doesn't know what to do cos his mouth's full and he can't laugh properly. =]

This show was awesome, is the whole thing posted on youtube anywhere?

[MrBubbles2K9]

lol 0:21 Russell Howard fail

[AZ09JH]

how?

[RapierMedia]

who wants stuffing, Granny?

[teencomment]

Hugh's smile after that "in an old lady" joke kind of creeped me out.

[littleshit2507]

He often smiles like that as most of his jokes are a bit..crude! Kinda creepy.

[fanofthefoo1]

id rather not have the stuffing now thanks frankie!

[SameDifferenceisbest]

0:46 hahaha frankies a ledgend

[Kaagh178]

In my opinion, these were the best:

'Mummy, look what we found i these stockings.....Daddy!'-Frankie Boyle

'Ho ho ho! There was no chimney, so I came in through the central heating system. I think I've buggered your boiler!'-Hugh Dennis

[RyanTheMusicMan001]

1:19

"HahahaOHHHHH"

[VVITTY]

baaaaaaad news for children lmao

[roxyqueen2]

haha.

hugh and frankie never run out of ideas. XD

1:19 - bad joke, bad reception.

[KenzoSnizzle]

I've been wondering why the audience responded negatively towards Adam's joke. Was it cos he might be just a crap comedian and he doesn't know what he's saying, was it being cruel or was it just a crap joke itself? Just curious...

[and551]

I don't get the granny one.

[lemongirlohyeah]

the "whos granny is she" actually happened to us once !!

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Why bother with the Turkey?

[ciaran3707]

I bet Frankie's Diana joke wouldn't make the final cut on the BBC now.

[RyanTheMusicMan001]

It did actually 0.o

[ciaran3707]

That was before the "Ross and Brand" incident. Thanks to The Daily Mail, censorship has made a bit of a comeback.

[toyotasupracrazy2K9]

hilarious absoloutely funny i luv all of it. the one about diana scaletrix is gd dad died in a canoe. all of them r funny :)

[sLiPkNoTaReGrEaT]

the look on russell after that, he wanted to hit him

[GREGMAX111]

He isn't even funny and made one "joke" that a child could've thought up.

[sLiPkNoTaReGrEaT]

but people loved it

[slypito]

hahaaaaa lol father chrismas goes  into administration

[DeathofMarco]

can't believe i missed this on christmas :(

[SignoraNeroni]

does anyone else find frankie boyle oddly sexy when he says, "who wants stuffing? granny??"

[Saberdonkey]

no- just no

[blackfairyprincess94]

I'm sorry there was no chimney so i came through the central heating system...

i think ive buggered yur boiler

lolz

[Luciii93]

'Whose granny is she??'

LOL

[AthenaSyntyche]

Haha, I love it. Who wants stuffing?

[DustBunnie92]

omg Gina!!!

[lewabdn]

hahahahahaha the guys got spine. lmfo

[toyotasupracrazy2K9]

i lyk the diana scaletrix one its funni as out

[GushingMILF]

Princess Diana scalextrix!!

Corr, thassa' bit close to the knuckle aint it lol

[Bananaman2nd]

Oh get over it! She's dead she can't hear it!

[GushingMILF]

I'm defending her n' I;m aint offended by it. I'm just saying it's a bit brash. I do actually think it's quite funny. Why'd you get so defensive? Are you a suspect in the conspiracy or somthing...?

[Bananaman2nd]

I'm gettin pissed off coz every year since she's died the newspapers and magazines desperately try to drag out as much money from all the dickheads who still give a shit about a woman who did nothing but die. plain and simple

[GushingMILF]

While she was alive you were either under a rock or are just ignorant. I don't like the 'Royal' Family; bunch of un-elected sponges. Diana practically spent her life working tirelessly and thanklessly for charity. I'm not patriotic; England's gone down the shitter but I'll happily say Diana did a lot in her life. I still find the joke funny but I'm aware that, actually, she did a lot more than just die.

[rammsteinlover4ever]

it really has gone down the shitter hant it

btw great video. mock the week is ace

[GushingMILF]

Yep. It was always in the shitter but now it's well and truly gone down it.

Listen to Linkin Park - Hands Held High.

I think whoever wrote that for-sore the future or summit lol

[GushingMILF]

At the end of it all, I aint offended or anything like that. I was JUST saying Frankie Boyle is a bit close to the knuckle sometimes. Which, on the same hand, is the kinda' humour I like

[ashiamalashia]

Is that Gina?

[911650]

yes

[vitrix69]

hmmmm havnt seen this one, what ep is it from anyone plz""""""""

[Zepheric]

its from the 2008 Christmas Special

[littlemissbossy799]

Lolathon!

[machester36]

lol "look what we found in our stockings... dady"

"bad news for children, santa has gone into administration"

"who wants stuffing....granny??"

[teddiecase]

this year we're have a duck in a goose in a turkey in a dog in a horse in an old lady.

lol

[M5IAN]

Ii dont get the grany joke. Does he mean he wants to stuff her with his cock??

[JazSung]

Yeah lol

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Oh Yes!

[Gazzer18uk]

who wants stuffin??

Granny lol

[timelady1994]

Diana-Scaletrics lol

[wannabeboltonian]

"I've come through the central heating system... I think I've buggered your boiler!" - LMAO!

[FreshDrunk]

Is that Gina Yashere?!

[XOXheartAmy]

yes

[FreshDrunk]

Damn, she's lost a hell of a lot of weight!

[domandmattsmagic]

you i said that daddy died in a canoe......

[EccentricStudios]

Hahahaha - Santa claus has gone into administration

[nialld93]

when does this show come back?!?!?!?

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

I can't get enough of that granny joke.

[moominsammi]

Who wants stuffin'...GRANNY!!!!

[M5IAN]

Andy GTFO you gimp

[masonlebourn]

christmas is fuck all to do with religion

[ksbnr1]

prove that religions weren't just a load of made up shit and we will accept that comment =]

[ksbnr1]

by the way that comment was for Ptflee1414

[0drumaboi0]

it might have been created for the reason u said but now it is an excuse to get people to spend money :)

[Whatupwidat]

I encourage everyone to read the Bible. It's hilarious.

[sherads]

lol

[moominsammi]

who wants stuffing...GRANNY ;)

ahaha

[TheWelshFerret]

This one was funny.

[Loz182x]

does anyone seriously still believe in adam and eve?

[DXlukus]

lol, i luv the last 1!

[MattyH101]

yeh i agree he isnt funny and relies alot on his walk etc, and don't give me thumbs down cus i adore this show

[diehardjbfan101]

lstm.

[glenmcguigan1]

WHAT???

[andgadoline]

" I THOUGHT we'd have a vegartarian dinner!" love russel

[MrsLovett112]

Woot! Frankie Boyle, your sarcastically depressing comedy will let me live another year of bleak television. We love you!

[142520452213]

have you noticed on nearly all of the scenes we'd like to see frankie does the last joke

[trak888]

it's now 2009. i never knew this was on, oh yeah thats because you were too busy advertising the crappy doctor who special.

[nixon666]

this is true.

[megdabest]

Shut up trak888!

It wasn't crap!

[MissAnnahhx]

Doctor Who Is AMAZING :P

Lovin Both ;]

DW is older and the best

[EastEndersfanxx]

lol!

[nathuntfantasy]

Priceless, there hasn't been one bad series, the BBC better had keep it

[pedro18741922]

Gina looks fantastic !!!!!

[Doomfrost]

Loved it! Each one of them were humorous and had a bit of a chuckle. It's upsetting though seeing people bicker about their stance towards meat. It's comedy guys, I mean I'd still laugh if someone joked about meat eating. =)

[Anthonyzoe]

If you get offended easily then you should avoid all comedy! Isn't there a protest for some pointless reason you can go join and allow others room to comment on more hilarity from the Mock The Week Guys?

Pure Comedy Genius.

[ineedmoney121]

ill have seconds on granny :)

[kayceejoanne]

how can anyone laugh at the joke about princess diana?? i mean that shows no respect at all.

[Scotty802]

funny tho

[kayceejoanne]

no it isn't funny. only for sick people.

[ozloduffwmu]

I liked that one too, but now I want to see if I can get them, or would I have to balance a barbie doll on top of my remote controle monster truck to renact it?

[adm231987]

How can anyone laugh at our dear saint diana who we all loved and cherished and knew personally and were bestest friends with and everything!!

Seriously stop reading the daily mail, lighten up and enjoy one of the best comedy shows on TV today :)

[denm0909]

i totaly agree with you there.

[looseneck]

Thats why its called a joke.

[Razorman69]

omg princess diana scalaletrix funny as fuk