ParanoiDave - Hulk Brooks is Out for Justice

[Infernalhermit]

IT'S NOT HOT!!!!!

[3N3MY0FF473]

I really like your song...although the constant beeping sounds makes me think of how you describe Bullet For My Valentine.... and the drum fill is pretty similar to the beginning of "Eyeless" by Slipknot..... wait, didn't you rip on that EXACT song in one of your videos??!?!? interesting!

[Paranoidave]

@3N3MY0FF473

You'll be glad to hear that "drum fill" you're naively attributing to Slipknot is the Amen break, it's a famous drum loop that's been around since the 1960's. Pretty much every drum and bass artist EVER has used it at some point. And you're right, I DID rip on that exact song, because except for the famous drum sample at the beginning, the song is a dreary piece of shit.

Also I described bullet as "Grown men singing about girl problems" so I don't see how that sounds like beeping.

[3N3MY0FF473]

@Paranoidave The beeping thing was a comment on your video saying "It's barely music, I'd say it's closer to the beeping noises they play in lifts to actual proper music." Whether or not it's the Amen Break has nothing to do with the fact that both you and Slipknot found it appealing. The difference between me telling you your music sucks and you saying the same about them is all in the Grammy and multiple platinum records. Obviously they're doing something better than you.

[Paranoidave]

@3N3MY0FF473

It's one of the most famous loops in music history, how could you NOT find it appealing?

Also I'm pretty sure, Coldplay, Justin Beiber and all those other bands that are near universally despised have more awards than Slipknot. At the risk of sounding arrogant, I think ANY band with Roadrunners marketing division and an adolescent-friendly gimmick could achieve just as much, if not MORE than Slipknot......hell, look at Nickelback.

[Kiichiism]

Sweet how you important guy have to comment on every comment ^.^

But this video is really a bad joke ,like the most of your videos .

[Joel1994]

Far shit dude.. I think crap seems too follow you where you go.*

[Paranoidave]

@Joel1994

If a teenage girl who likes Slipknot thinks this sucks then you have to assume that this track can't be all that bad if it causes such stupid, jealous, people to not enjoy it.

Really, I'm actually relieved and flattered you don't enjoy this.

:D cheers.

[Joel1994]

@Paranoidave Well dude it was boring, at the start i thought it might've been good i had an open mind and all, but it just felt repetitive, not much more i can say.

[Paranoidave]

@Joel1994

I agree to an extent. As it says in the intro (can you read?) it was uni work done in a very short amount of time, a bit of a rush job. As uni work it had to conform to certain criteria, and there's no way you can get past that (well you can if you want, but it just means you fail).

But had you just said what you said there instead of your mouthy little "shit follows you wherever you go" Then I wouldn't think you're just another braindead, knuckledragging, bogan headbanger.

[Joel1994]

@Paranoidave

Yeah i guess that message was partly related too the slipknot one from before and i did move too this right after it. And what you said "done in a very short amount of time", I don't exactly go around recording noises from my phone(example) and post them up seeing what people think and my excuse of why it isn't good is because i didn't have enough time, just because you made it doesn't mean you need to share it buddy.

[Paranoidave]

@Joel1994

Just because I share it doesn't mean you have to watch it.

Why the fuck not record something on your phone and put it up? If someone complains to you about the quality of a phone video then they're just an asshole.

[Joel1994]

@Paranoidave

Even though the webs size is everlasting, there are still things that wastes it's space.

Anyways ima hit the sack, we'll continue our date tomorrow if you reply on my other comment or we'll leave it at that idk man.

[onilum]

I quite like this, but would be better without the vocal samples IMO (Leave the Hulk one in at the start though!)

I'd probably put it down as Atmospheric Jungle if you're looking for a genre.

Oh and don't worry about the :awesome: smiley. That came from SomethingAwful originally, 4chan just nicked it, ran with it and ruined it.

[Tekkenfreek234]

Damn atmospheric

[jesusbites]

that sucks...

[NihilisticHermit]

I smell newfag

[Paranoidave]

Let me assure you, I just like that smiley face. I have nothing to do with 4chan, never posted on it in my life. That website is a complete waste of space and don't find it funny at all in the slightest. Sorry.

[NihilisticHermit]

Oh, then gtfo. ;O

[Paranoidave]

^

....as you just so aptly demonstrated.

[xxph4nt0mxx]

i thought it was actually pretty good. especially for 2 days work. i might give it a shot. i think it would be cool to dub some guitar over this too. not like anything epic just something simple but then again i havent made anything like this and had it sound good :|

[b1gjay666]

why havent you got any talent?

[Paranoidave]

I guess I don't live in "Bosnia and Herzegovina" which is obviously the music worlds hotbed of talent......

...if those gay puppet looking people from eurovision are anythin to go by at least.

NIL POINTS!

[b1gjay666]

what a borin story.......

[Paranoidave]

You guys wrote it by sending them in :P...not me

[rgmztxy]

stop being a chav Frenchize

[Paranoidave]

"go get real life"

will you teach me make fire?

[Paranoidave]

really?

I chat utter bollocks because I don't throw random insults at people who just talk normally to me?

You are a fucking headcase mate. Simple as.

Maybe the chinese orphan thing was a bit too subtle so let me put it in words you'll understand.

YOU GOT YOUR MATE TO HELP YOU IN A POINTLESS INTERNET ARGUEMENT BECAUSE HE IS YOUR HOMOSEXUAL PARTNER AND YOU LIKE TO HAVE BUMSEX WITH HIM HARD AND FREQUENTLY.

Sinking in yet?

[millerfridge]

shut the fuck up maggut if ts pointless then why are you argueing back sketlord

[Paranoidave]

lmao!

3 OF YOU!

You actively sought out 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS to try and "back you up" on a fucking website xD

You have the fucking cheek to tell ME to get a life!!!!! Sad fucko....

[Infernalhermit]

I knew it........the prophecy is upon us.......

[Paranoidave]

If I didn't think I was good then I would have some self-esteem issues wouldn't I?

Also you seem to have convinced YOURSELF that I'm more vain than I actually am.....so I think you're a bit wrong in the head......might have some EMOtional issues perhaps?

[NFFCmarcus]

what the fuck is this faggotry stop chatting shit over youtube to people especially when this is the kind of shit you make soft bollocks

[Paranoidave]

I'd say getting your friend to help you in a youtube arguement is faggotry.......you and frenchy kiss make up and even adopt yourselves a nice little chinese orphan, thats the kind of rights you guys have been campaigning for right?

Don't forget who started this mate....your little boyfriend....not me :)

[Paranoidave]

Russel Brand didn't make this song mate....I did.

And read the description...I call it dnb/trance/fuckknowswhat I'm not massively clued up about electronic genres so even I'M not sure what genre it is.

The funny thing is you were trying to call me arrogant but instead came of 100X as arrogant yourself.

nice job.

[Paranoidave]

Alterofmetal was too much of a pussy to turn up to my bands gig in his home town.

Alerofmetals band have done precisely nothing since forming 2 months ago in the hope to "show me whats what" because of the simple fact him and his friends are a bunch of wannabes who haven't the first clue about music.

Alterofmetal has blocked everyone from talking to him as he is a cowardly little girl with a pretty dress so we must now talk to him in the 3rd person.

[alterofmetal]

shit

[ryangaston88]

what a pussy... ¬_¬

[Tyroshai]

Great job on including the Hulk in there.

Lets face it, it just needed to be sampled!

[Paranoidave]

In the video description :)

[Paranoidave]

The list is written in the order they appear in the song.

[CrisonMusic]

What bands do you like??? Because when you interprate them you always seem to hate them slightly :)

[Paranoidave]

Well I've done 3 interpretations of bands I like so I don't "always" hate them slightly.

It's pretty simple to sum up my taste in music. Take "music" as a whole.....subtract everything I've made fun of. Whats left is what I'll listen to.

[CrisonMusic]

Ah so you like anything but bullet, Trivium and "shitknot" XD. well i can understand why you dont like trivium they only have 1 good song. but bullet and Slipknot????

[Paranoidave]

I just think they're awful. I'm not expecting people to "get" my taste in music as it's riddled with contradictions, inconsistencies and things that just don't make sense to anyone except me.

[MilkyWayBlastBeats]

Didn't know you were into pro wrestling..

[Paranoidave]

I'm not....just Hulk Hogans funny antics. Found that posed on Something Awful right before I started working on this assignment.....it HAD to be sampled.

[MilkyWayBlastBeats]

Why don't you post "The recipe"? that song is awesome

[Paranoidave]

we had a full on Hip-Hop style video/cooking show planned. It never happened. I don't think it would do the song justice to give it anything less than the full Gangsta kitchen experience :P

[n1n3r]

still want an mp3 download for this :(

[BennMackay]

Dude your in wales?

Holy bawls I iz in hevenz.

[alterofmetal]

its a generalisation you idiot.

[Paranoidave]

more like gross, remedial over simplification if you ask me.

You don't go around calling all Rock/Metal/Indie music "Guitar Music" do you?

[Moonstruck220]

Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer! I likes that movie. Hah.

[codeaires]

LOLZ

[MeetYourMetalMaker]

Now I gotta go to Walmart and get a new fucking toaster.

:) This was pretty nifty, I like it.

[extape]

Would you be able to put the mp3 for download?

[Paranoidave]

Might upload after I've had the marks back. So there is absolutely no chance of my lecturers thinking I just nicked it from online,  long shot I know, but can't be too careful.

[extape]

I understand. I could still download the video and convert it to mp3.

[alterofmetal]

i like dance music. but this is bad.

[Paranoidave]

this isn't "dance" music....looks like you know as much about that genre as you do metal.....

[jewfishie2]

dude.. all techno sounds the same.. guitar music is the only good kind of music... look it up in kerrang!

[ryangaston88]

lol... nice

[n1n3r]

haha this is fucking awesome, great sound extracts. do you have a download for this? id love to listen to this at work.

[hbbadgermonkey]

You're at Uni of Glamorgan? :o I was watching your interpretations while I was studying there... it's shit :P

[Paranoidave]

was that the Treforrest or the new Cardiff Campus? I admit for last year, when it was still barely finished, the Atrium was a bit shite. It's way better this year though and hopefully my last year will be pretty awesome too.

Only been to Treforest 2 or 3 times, seems a nice uni but looks like there's fuck all to do down there.

[hbbadgermonkey]

Treforest campus. There's the union, which is shit, and the local pubs, which are shit :D

We just went to Cardiff anytime we went out ;)

[Paranoidave]

at least you HAVE a union xD

Although we DO live in Cardiff so it's not like we're short of places to drink....I guess it's a "community spirit" kinda thing. It does Feel quite isolated considering all the admin and societies and stuff are in Treforest.....

[skull7878]

lol

i think you should have made the bass a bit deeper for more emphasis. i dont know how to explain the sound... but its like a really deep resonant bass sound when pumped up it shakes the whole room...

this is a little different from your parodies haha

[Paranoidave]

I know what you mean. I'm not gonna lie it HAS suffered from being compressed in iMovie then AGAIN as an Youtube Upload. Yeah it's a bit different...but I like to be a bit unpredictable sometimes :P

cheers

[erictheladylover94]

steven seigal kinda sucks... oh well hulk hogans cool i guess, but i really dont understand the point of this video, at all

[Paranoidave]

Steven Seagal's kinda AWESOME!

Hulk Hogan is a bit of a dick....but a funny dick.

There is no point really....I'm showing off a cool little DnB thing I made for uni. End of.

[g0tcheese]

wow, awesome beat. u got a download for it?

[ryangaston88]

awesome dude! proper trippy

[Paranoidave]

if it's trippy then I can't offer explanation why....

*cough*

[adilghanty]

are you studying music tech at glamorgan?

[witchinghour666]

kerrang puts pendulum on teh front cover Kerrang=epic epic fail

[witchinghour666]

not usually into this kinda music but very good track all the same

[nymphoclairy]

Dude this is fecking sweet. High five :D

[DjmrXG]

"as part of my course at University of Glamorgan"

Um, great, Im going there in september...

So, Id better say you did good then.

Um, well done? I couldnt do anything like that at least. What mark did you get for it?

[Paranoidave]

I dunno, only handed it in this week. Hopefully a good one.

You'll have a good time trust me....especially if you're starting next year...my first year (last year) the uni wasn't even finished being built xD

[DjmrXG]

cheers, cant wait to go cause Im living up there, finally free from my parents :D

But hey, maybe we can meet up, Id love to shake the hand of the guy who came up with "Boat, rudder..."

[Paranoidave]

I'll be in 3rd year by then so I'll be pretty much solidly working my ass off xD sure you'll see me around.

[abcefghijklmnopqrstz]

hulkamaniacs hahaha

[FrogJon]

I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.

[gunzel09]

All techno does sound the same, guitar music (lets narrow that down to Hard Rock & Heavy Metal) is the best kind of music but not because Kerrang! said so because Kerrang! sucks hairy monkey dick, it's the best kind of music because it simply IS

[heartskuppy]

you know you're dealing with a right wanker when they talk about what the "best kind of music" is. that's just an utterly retarded thing to say. i like the way you narrow down "guitar music" to hard rock and metal, but use the term "techno" (which is a bullshit term only used by people who don't know shit about shit) as a catch-all for electronic music.

anyway, good job, dave. good choices on the samples too.

[ManSeekingMonkey]

Dude have you even seen half the other videos dave has made? Because youll realise how every other thing hes made contradicts what you just said. From his views on metal to guitar work... Either you havent realised that yet or maybe youre just trying to get nice and compfy on your knees to suck his dick. Im guessing the latter.

[meepage332]

Is this music technology?

[ColeRegnum]

Steven Seagal is a loose cannon *blank* on the edge in his latest movie.

The song is tripping me out lol. *MINDFUCK!*

[Dokupenda]

That's pretty tight man.

[Tekkenfreek234]

lol all techno sounds da same guitar music iz only gud cuz kerrang told me!!!!!1

Just kidding.

[erikvduyn]

Holy shit, that's some bad acting right there!