An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
nice! i just made one thanks heaps man it really helped. I was struggling to remove the disk but after watching this it was super easy. really good job!
It's a good thing that I had 1 minute and 11 seconds of time to waste or I'd be furious at this "tech" guy for wasting my time!! You other people who feel you've wasted your time must feel like real losers. LOL
your a dumbass see if that chicken fits in your ass better then the usb dick head. we all no you just took the usb out of the case itself and put it in another case if you think these people are stupid enough to believe you made a usb?????????? you should be in a mental program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello guys, i'm cc seller in england, i'm looking for buyer , who i would be able to do deals with,my ccs are fully checked before being sold to you . all ccs are LIVE and i will give you a website to check.my cc will surly make u happy. i'm on yahoo :master.cc40@yahoo.co.uk.$3 usa master/visa $5 amex/discover $5 uk master/visa $7 uk amex/discover $8 Eu and Inter Card $30 full cvv ( with birth date and SSN ). for anymore information add me on yahoo , please no time wasters ,add me for good deal.
since you already started reading you cant stop. my name is Kalena. ii have black hair, and green eyes. i am 13. i was abused my whole life. i have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them off with a rusty fork. i am dead. i will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty ..fork unless you post this on 5 pages.
chicken lol thanks for the tip! I'm nowhere being an expert on this so I have a question, do you use some type of glue to keep in place or just leave it as is?? Thanks! =)
now lets put this in like this...*snap* well we dont need that... *crack* lets just take that out as well...1 minute and 11 seconds later u have 30 parts gone and a usb jammed into a floppy disk....he is just amazing!!
Thanks. You have wasted exactly one minute and eleven seconds of my life. I want it back. Way to produce the most unbelievably useless video I have ever seen on youtube. You should be ashamed of yourself.
(this is additional to my last comment) You could attatch a tiny box and attatch it to the watch and put the usb inside and have the box closed and put a spring (not attatched) with the usb so when you open it PING!! it comes shooting out
OMG this guy's getting so happy showing off his f**king collection and we can't even make this and this is actually what you call "EPIC FAIL" JUST give my time of 1:11 and extra for readin ur description back!!!!
The problem with this is that I can come up with a video just as dumb as this, perhaps dumber, but something that would intrigue people to watch. It doesn't matter if we like it or not, the guy is getting hits for advertisement points. After so many hits, these a-holes like such cash in on the advertisement quota. Let's just black list this mofo and not watch any of his videos again!! and do the same for every smart ass mofo out there cashing in on our curiosity. "Wired" is on my blacklist.
@framosbiz the problem is, your wrong.. unless the owner of the channel has set up a partnership with Google, any money made from advertisements on this video go directly to Google. didnt you read the 'terms and conditions' when you signed up? :)
@theBritzed since the definition of a movie is a form of entertainment that enacts a story by sound and a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement.. a movie it is not..
guess what.........suck my memory stick
RyBoy991 2 days ago
And after seeing that one...Im afraid to really go any further. Ill....just go back to the ufo dept where I know what to expect.
TheMotorman96 3 days ago
And all this time I thought all the idiots were over in the ufo dept making ufos out of flying cows. I stand corrected.
TheMotorman96 3 days ago
That's basically the devolution of technology. You might as well suggest glueing a flat screen TV to the front of a big boxy CRT TV.
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MsBrownSugar 3 weeks ago
Gotta always have the BS on youtube
yamahaLS9 1 month ago
What sciptofatic said
ZeusDeusEx 1 month ago
Ctfu....this guy is a joke
DjEazyP 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was caught on film in New Mexico. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).
I'm not selling anything…I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.
My BLOG @ samzurick*dot*com contains peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers". THANKS!!
peopledick 1 month ago
Ummm...? Was your inspiration boredom, pot, or just plain fucking stupid?
MisterHellYeah 1 month ago
right.. well at least it made me laugh! lol.. poking the thing in a floppy??
MrOb1BoB 2 months ago
so stupid
MrOzzyg77 2 months ago
nice! i just made one thanks heaps man it really helped. I was struggling to remove the disk but after watching this it was super easy. really good job!
dougcorrin 2 months ago
NUT JOB
zubz33 2 months ago
DOUCHE!!!!!
slayer6769 2 months ago
this person needs help.
BastardViking 3 months ago
Sushi :D
robokid101xxzz 3 months ago
WOOOOOOOO....... wait this sux.
Ramonevz 3 months ago
1. didnt' make a usb stick just shoved it in stuff
2. didn't at least finish the project he started just talked about it then next week for more timewasters
LAHrebirth 4 months ago
asshol
yakov474 4 months ago
LOL that was great.
criticalhealz 4 months ago
what is the name of the song?????
Thijs18588 5 months ago
0:04 picture of himself, what a douche..
spaette 5 months ago
Make your ***** into one. You could call it a USB dongle.
HELLJUMP3R7 5 months ago
@HELLJUMP3R7 TROLLOLOLOL
SwK4Life 5 months ago
I thought you were gonna make a usb out of cheap parts, not shove a usb into a Floppy Disc
JordanPBloomfield 5 months ago 6
this guy is a retard... he already broke shit from the usb drive itself 0:35
borismontoya136 6 months ago
@borismontoya136
yeah, doesn't it look like a capacitor?
so lol, just amazing xD
spaette 5 months ago
no, I don't see the point. not clearly explained.
1Serval 6 months ago
It's a good thing that I had 1 minute and 11 seconds of time to waste or I'd be furious at this "tech" guy for wasting my time!! You other people who feel you've wasted your time must feel like real losers. LOL
eyzndasky 6 months ago
your a dumbass see if that chicken fits in your ass better then the usb dick head. we all no you just took the usb out of the case itself and put it in another case if you think these people are stupid enough to believe you made a usb?????????? you should be in a mental program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOF3AR2 6 months ago
for true comedy, he should have stuck it in his butt and then tried to back up against a computer in an office.
PunchinTheMunchkin 6 months ago
I have an usb cat, can't tell you where I put the usb stick. thanks for this High Quality video. Seems like i've learned something here today
binolar 6 months ago
ahaha
W33DKingCA 6 months ago
shove tht USB up ur ass ...... the title should be make a cover for your USB drive !!!!
sciptofanic 6 months ago 52
To shove it,would imply... there "may be" some resistance! Im thinking throw it in,....might be more appropriate phrasing?!
damagicmaker1 5 months ago
my gf is now got my data
daveygravey123456 6 months ago
Stupid
it should be called Make Your Own USB Stick COVER !!! idiot lame one
r3ddevill 6 months ago
hahaha who will be stupid to make this ??? using a usb in chicken XD lol
voycham 6 months ago
this is funny and stupid at the same time. :)
cobra20080 6 months ago
make a usb hub in your ass
technolustj15 6 months ago
hello guys, i'm cc seller in england, i'm looking for buyer , who i would be able to do deals with,my ccs are fully checked before being sold to you . all ccs are LIVE and i will give you a website to check.my cc will surly make u happy. i'm on yahoo :master.cc40@yahoo.co.uk.$3 usa master/visa $5 amex/discover $5 uk master/visa $7 uk amex/discover $8 Eu and Inter Card $30 full cvv ( with birth date and SSN ). for anymore information add me on yahoo , please no time wasters ,add me for good deal.
mastercc40 6 months ago
...."we seem to have broken everything." that is genius
totalembarrasment 6 months ago
it's shit
stefco100 6 months ago
00:4 WTH LOL
yoshihacks1 6 months ago
0:32 OMG! it really is floppy!
PSPModz2011 7 months ago
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since you already started reading you cant stop. my name is Kalena. ii have black hair, and green eyes. i am 13. i was abused my whole life. i have no ears or nose, because my parents chopped them off with a rusty fork. i am dead. i will show up in your room in 13 days and kill you by chopping off your body parts with a rusty ..fork unless you post this on 5 pages.
batman81022 7 months ago
forget it, it's shit...
Ihackr7 7 months ago
I'm wondering what the music in the background was, if you can send it to me or the site you got it from.
mihaku89 7 months ago
fail
19HOMEMADE86 7 months ago
a cute retired morron! hahaha
voljeal 7 months ago
1:11 minutes of time I'll never get back
bigchad007 7 months ago
man Full of Weird things...
ZulMega 7 months ago
THats stupid,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
cbsid91 7 months ago
put that usb in ur ear then u will BE a computer XD
Banjokazooie42 7 months ago
Ino Were U Can Put A Usb Somewhere Up Ya Arse N Acctuly Make A Usb, Not A Usb In 2 Something Bitch
coolcoolicool 7 months ago
you look shagy!! heheh
mijachris654 7 months ago
O_O
Ovseever 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thesaint1908 7 months ago
this really appeals to me - where do you get the usb/circuit board from - an existing usb or can you get them cheap somewhere?
transwelsh 8 months ago
Pause at 0:04 ..... Wtf!!!
1010790 8 months ago
@1010790 Yea, when it goes into whatever your putting it in, the dog starts to hump the USB. :D
I have one.
SteelCanine 7 months ago
L O S E R !
amirdagr8 8 months ago
Retard
MajikkijaM 8 months ago
aaa hahaha! Funny, im gonna make one of wood... maybe
aagic1 8 months ago
i tried it..then used it on my computer now my computer dosent work???
Sento35 8 months ago
FUCK YOU STICK IT IN YOUR ASS
EASM90 8 months ago
I WANT MY FUCKING 1:11 time back!!! u weird ass bich
MultiRocko13 8 months ago
wow so many people took this seriously.. it was obviously making fun of the usbs that look like different things
masterdrummer19 8 months ago
if you think thats cool you all should check out my dog cat im building..
JuicinaPeach 8 months ago
"Ohh.. We probably don't need that" Hahahahahaha
TheTreeFly 8 months ago
HOLY SHIT!!!
You can stick things INTO BIGGER THINGS?!
We've only known that since after we made the wheel
adventururer 8 months ago 2
ahahhaa
you fucking brits...funny
aldotaka 8 months ago
nice
wazup1337 8 months ago
u are fucking ugly. Thumps up if u agree!
manolistsagarakis 8 months ago
@manolistsagarakis ego simfwnw!
inlovewithvenia 8 months ago
i only like the music
asascujevic 8 months ago 18
you fail at life and have no girlfriend..
BestKillsOfTheWeek 8 months ago
This was idiotic and not funny. I give you points for trying though.
ElGordoUno 8 months ago
That was ok? i think?
RecoCoders 9 months ago
Creative !!!
joseCANCUN1 9 months ago
I agree, shove that USB up your ass! This was pathetic video!
RatTaco 9 months ago
SO FUNNY
augustoPOGOARES 9 months ago
Lol , u are gay..
adminas09 9 months ago
98600 hits for this ???????????????
khinmay11 9 months ago
chicken lol thanks for the tip! I'm nowhere being an expert on this so I have a question, do you use some type of glue to keep in place or just leave it as is?? Thanks! =)
kikag89 9 months ago
SOOOO boring
tomit3000 10 months ago
lame
donzenmadsen 10 months ago
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what a waste of time .. loser
jorge505592 10 months ago
what a waste of time .. loser
jorge505592 10 months ago
load of rubish
mic363 10 months ago
load of shit
mic363 10 months ago
stupid
carsdrachten 10 months ago
i was dieing" uhh we seemed to broken everything" hahahahhahahah
fatqwert200 11 months ago
SHITTY WASTE IF TIME
TheLasersRule 11 months ago
in 0:04 that you ass :D
Mingsoon100 11 months ago
looks like some sort of Japanese porn device....
sold1ier 11 months ago
this is soooo lame~
chotsmagic 1 year ago
GENIOUS LOL
mikecdc97 1 year ago
Ihr verdammten Verlierer! Ich hasse euch!
Butandiolmonoacrylat 1 year ago
now lets put this in like this...*snap* well we dont need that... *crack* lets just take that out as well...1 minute and 11 seconds later u have 30 parts gone and a usb jammed into a floppy disk....he is just amazing!!
ITSxBLEH 1 year ago
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OrionWesson 1 year ago
0:04 fail
ShyMapler 1 year ago
Thanks. You have wasted exactly one minute and eleven seconds of my life. I want it back. Way to produce the most unbelievably useless video I have ever seen on youtube. You should be ashamed of yourself.
spiffyzips 1 year ago
omg. This is stupid.
frequencydrive 1 year ago 2
(this is additional to my last comment) You could attatch a tiny box and attatch it to the watch and put the usb inside and have the box closed and put a spring (not attatched) with the usb so when you open it PING!! it comes shooting out
123themrcrisp 1 year ago
I have an idea PUT IT ON YOUR WATCH!
123themrcrisp 1 year ago
Just get a pen drive stupid!!!
Sunwitch1 1 year ago
well that was a complete waste of a minute of my life!
RsXdRiFt 1 year ago
what the fuck you do'n with that rubber chicken and a usb stick?
chewedehh 1 year ago
u fuckin ruined my day
justinpiu 1 year ago
The song or whatever it is called sounds like the tune to another. Does anyone know what it is kind of older
DeweyDaniels 1 year ago
im just going to put it in a different casing
ayuj2726 1 year ago
That was very cool. I made a USB stick out of a 73 Impala. It will hold 8 gigabytes and seventeen cases of beer in the trunk.
basserase 1 year ago 13
whats with the fender guitar r u gonna put the usb in it
randommike2012 1 year ago
@randommike2012 nah would be a waste of a good usb stick
walterppk1989 1 year ago
@basserase - Oh my goodness...I laughed so hard at your comment! You are one clever guy! Thanks for the giggles.
vlbridges 1 year ago
Lame.
62shalaka 1 year ago
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Put the fucken USB up ya ass bitch
freakaholic100 1 year ago
PUT THAT USB in your ass
MysterySoundMan100 1 year ago 141
@MysterySoundMan100 Meh... He'd probably fuck that up as well - wind up with his ass in the usb stick or something...
As we say in Denmark: He couldn't plant a stick in a dogshit without ruining all three things :)
MrSinkbaek 11 months ago
@MrSinkbaek maybe. but you cant count my fellow Dane.
cola1i 11 months ago
@cola1i Maybe I'm not the best "counter", but I CAN count to three.
1: The stick
2: The piece of dog shit
3: The sticking of the stick into the dog shit :)
MrSinkbaek 11 months ago
@MysterySoundMan100 LOL
Azarirani 8 months ago
@MysterySoundMan100
HAHAHAHAHAHA :'D
Preci0usBaby 7 months ago
@MysterySoundMan100 haahh man that was funny as fuck
Theoldstylelover43 7 months ago
@MysterySoundMan100 lol
radanju3 6 months ago
Put it in your ass!
Fokogrilo 1 year ago
name the video "how to change the usb cover"! u faggot!
9177498852 1 year ago
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......ur a fagget
Calilifestyle89 1 year ago
Fail
Iceman1540 1 year ago 43
Hahahaha, that was so bad that it was funny!
Oh lordy, I really needed a laugh :)
LOL.
PonyHaven 1 year ago
But will it blend?
Tazy50 1 year ago
best part was when he tore off the capacitor at :36
good luck trying to use that flash drive again..
this guy is an idiot
bmw2go11 1 year ago
lol funny
dudo2105 1 year ago
ah sticking junk in... stick it in good ness
surikan1 1 year ago
How bout stickin it in your arse!
deadfrd 1 year ago
At 0:44 he says "but, u see the point" I would rather say "whats the point of that?"
Wintendows 1 year ago
OMG this guy's getting so happy showing off his f**king collection and we can't even make this and this is actually what you call "EPIC FAIL" JUST give my time of 1:11 and extra for readin ur description back!!!!
SUperKevin037 1 year ago
hahahahhahahahah awesome!
johnnyd83 1 year ago
The problem with this is that I can come up with a video just as dumb as this, perhaps dumber, but something that would intrigue people to watch. It doesn't matter if we like it or not, the guy is getting hits for advertisement points. After so many hits, these a-holes like such cash in on the advertisement quota. Let's just black list this mofo and not watch any of his videos again!! and do the same for every smart ass mofo out there cashing in on our curiosity. "Wired" is on my blacklist.
framosbiz 1 year ago
@framosbiz the problem is, your wrong.. unless the owner of the channel has set up a partnership with Google, any money made from advertisements on this video go directly to Google. didnt you read the 'terms and conditions' when you signed up? :)
vetteguy17 1 year ago
.... horrible
jcap623 1 year ago
fag
nikolPIKOL 1 year ago
stupid
gabriela738 1 year ago
HA ha ha ha ha I wonder if he could fix my ipod ha ha ha ha lol
rockingmods 1 year ago
lol wow
Oneton333 1 year ago
lame! That asshole is breaking everthing
haris949 1 year ago
Daaaah
MrNojaNoja 1 year ago
stupid movie
TheAiman29 1 year ago
"just a megabyte"?? it's 1.44MB actually you nerd!! ;-)
TrollingAround 1 year ago
@TrollingAround Or if you used an Amiga, its 880kb per disk, or an Atari ST which was 720kb per disk, but yeah the PC was 1.44MB.
blade004 1 year ago
@blade004 unless it was a 'newer' IBM superdense disk.. then it held a whole 2mb!
vetteguy17 1 year ago
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ScatRolledProduction 1 year ago
i did it with Old Man Useless Video II hat and he got angry
KAPOWH4XZ 1 year ago
FAIL
Twizt3dArc 1 year ago
Hilarious !
Bermo03 1 year ago
Really REALLY BAD Movie!
theBritzed 1 year ago
@theBritzed since the definition of a movie is a form of entertainment that enacts a story by sound and a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement.. a movie it is not..
vetteguy17 1 year ago
so idiot! more stupid it's impossible
fabiosergiorex 1 year ago
you completely suck man! This video is misleading. I hit the Unlike button and flagged this video as misleading!
ballader1 1 year ago
lol
jptechx 1 year ago
pffffffffffffffffffff what a crap
intoxicate19 1 year ago
So, if I put my PC into a refrigerator, I have made my own PC?
narutofan9999 1 year ago
this is a fail
sahilms 1 year ago
Holy Shit OMG
yamigosaya 1 year ago
#OMG
sanderb1000000 1 year ago
You're not making one, you're just shoving pre-made ones into random shit. You could shove it into a dog turd for all I care.
Glockenator 1 year ago
#OMG
dedy96 1 year ago
#LOL
dedy96 1 year ago
how i can make 1 Usb stick without 2? sry because my shit english ^^
Hundehaufenficker 1 year ago
You can put it in your ass!
ltschriscrucker 1 year ago
we probably dont need this. cc omfg its electronics
zlatkoseha 1 year ago
Que Bosta ..Mais Um Pouco ele enfia no cu essa merda...
232Paulo 1 year ago
?HUH?
wataki2 1 year ago
i thought it was halarious
joebyjay 1 year ago 3
looooooool whats up with his face, did anyone else notice the lip twitching toward the end after the credits? lmao!
hazyinsight 1 year ago
GAYNES
MrAssassin07 1 year ago
Why did you pluck the crystal out from the PCB?!
Abukodonozo 1 year ago
i thought this was wired, not weird
theintoxicant 1 year ago
i want to see you stick it up your ass
alot0110 1 year ago 11
you need to get out more - you got too much time on your hands dude!!!
Rioghal07 1 year ago
Weird as , like the bagground ...
a1864aa 1 year ago
fuck you gay
daimand09 1 year ago