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  • guess what.........suck my memory stick

  • And after seeing that one...Im afraid to really go any further. Ill....just go back to the ufo dept where I know what to expect.

  • And all this time I thought all the idiots were over in the ufo dept making ufos out of flying cows. I stand corrected.

  • That's basically the devolution of technology. You might as well suggest glueing a flat screen TV to the front of a big boxy CRT TV.

  • Gotta always have the BS on youtube

  • What sciptofatic said

  • Ctfu....this guy is a joke

  • Ummm...? Was your inspiration boredom, pot, or just plain fucking stupid?

  • right.. well at least it made me laugh! lol.. poking the thing in a floppy??

  • so stupid

    

  • nice! i just made one thanks heaps man it really helped. I was struggling to remove the disk but after watching this it was super easy. really good job!

  • NUT JOB

  • DOUCHE!!!!!

    

  • this person needs help.

  • Sushi :D

  • WOOOOOOOO....... wait this sux.

  • 1. didnt' make a usb stick just shoved it in stuff

    2. didn't at least finish the project he started just talked about it then next week for more timewasters

  • asshol

  • LOL that was great.

  • what is the name of the song?????

  • 0:04 picture of himself, what a douche..

  • Make your ***** into one. You could call it a USB dongle.

  • @HELLJUMP3R7 TROLLOLOLOL

  • I thought you were gonna make a usb out of cheap parts, not shove a usb into a Floppy Disc

  • this guy is a retard... he already broke shit from the usb drive itself 0:35

  • @borismontoya136

    yeah, doesn't it look like a capacitor?

    so lol, just amazing xD

  • no, I don't see the point.  not clearly explained.

  • It's a good thing that I had 1 minute and 11 seconds of time to waste or I'd be furious at this "tech" guy for wasting my time!! You other people who feel you've wasted your time must feel like real losers. LOL

  • your a dumbass see if that chicken fits in your ass better then the usb dick head. we all no you just took the usb out of the case itself and put it in another case if you think these people are stupid enough to believe you made a usb?????????? you should be in a mental program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • for true comedy, he should have stuck it in his butt and then tried to back up against a computer in an office.

  • I have an usb cat, can't tell you where I put the usb stick. thanks for this High Quality video. Seems like i've learned something here today

  • ahaha

  • shove tht USB up ur ass ...... the title should be make a cover for your USB drive !!!!

  • To shove it,would imply... there "may be" some resistance! Im thinking throw it in,....might be more appropriate phrasing?!

  • my gf is now got my data

  • Stupid

    it should be called Make Your Own USB Stick COVER !!! idiot lame one

  • hahaha who will be stupid to make this ??? using a usb in chicken XD lol

  • this is funny and stupid at the same time. :)

  • make a usb hub in your ass

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  • ...."we seem to have broken everything." that is genius

  • it's shit

  • 00:4 WTH LOL

  • 0:32 OMG! it really is floppy!

  • forget it, it's shit...

    

  • I'm wondering what the music in the background was, if you can send it to me or the site you got it from.

  • fail

    

  • a cute retired morron! hahaha

  • 1:11 minutes of time I'll never get back

  • man Full of Weird things...

  • THats stupid,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,,,

    

  • put that usb in ur ear then u will BE a computer XD

  • Ino Were U Can Put A Usb Somewhere Up Ya Arse N Acctuly Make A Usb, Not A Usb In 2 Something Bitch

  • you look shagy!! heheh

  • O_O

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • this really appeals to me - where do you get the usb/circuit board from - an existing usb or can you get them cheap somewhere?

  • Pause at 0:04 ..... Wtf!!!

  • @1010790 Yea, when it goes into whatever your putting it in, the dog starts to hump the USB. :D

    I have one.

  • L O S E R !

  • Retard

  • aaa hahaha! Funny, im gonna make one of wood... maybe

  • i tried it..then used it on my computer now my computer dosent work???

  • FUCK YOU STICK IT IN YOUR ASS

  • I WANT MY FUCKING 1:11 time back!!! u weird ass bich

  • wow so many people took this seriously.. it was obviously making fun of the usbs that look like different things

  • if you think thats cool you all should check out my dog cat im building..

  • "Ohh.. We probably don't need that" Hahahahahaha

  • HOLY SHIT!!!

    You can stick things INTO BIGGER THINGS?!

    We've only known that since after we made the wheel

  • ahahhaa

    you fucking brits...funny

  • nice

  • u are fucking ugly. Thumps up if u agree!

  • @manolistsagarakis ego simfwnw!

  • i only like the music

  • you fail at life and have no girlfriend..

  • This was idiotic and not funny. I give you points for trying though.

  • That was ok? i think?

  • Creative !!!

  • I agree, shove that USB up your ass! This was pathetic video!

  • SO FUNNY

  • Lol , u are gay..

  • 98600 hits for this ???????????????

  • chicken lol thanks for the tip! I'm nowhere being an expert on this so I have a question, do you use some type of glue to keep in place or just leave it as is?? Thanks! =)

  • SOOOO boring

  • lame

  • what a waste of time .. loser

  • load of rubish

  • load of shit

  • stupid

    

  • i was dieing" uhh we seemed to broken everything" hahahahhahahah

  • SHITTY WASTE IF TIME

  • in 0:04 that you ass :D

  • looks like some sort of Japanese porn device....

  • this is soooo lame~

  • GENIOUS LOL

  • Ihr verdammten Verlierer! Ich hasse euch!

  • now lets put this in like this...*snap* well we dont need that... *crack* lets just take that out as well...1 minute and 11 seconds later u have 30 parts gone and a usb jammed into a floppy disk....he is just amazing!!

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  • 0:04 fail

  • Thanks. You have wasted exactly one minute and eleven seconds of my life. I want it back. Way to produce the most unbelievably useless video I have ever seen on youtube. You should be ashamed of yourself.

  • omg. This is stupid.

  • (this is additional to my last comment) You could attatch a tiny box and attatch it to the watch and put the usb inside and have the box closed and put a spring (not attatched) with the usb so when you open it PING!! it comes shooting out

  • I have an idea PUT IT ON YOUR WATCH!

  • Just get a pen drive stupid!!!

  • well that was a complete waste of a minute of my life!

  • what the fuck you do'n with that rubber chicken and a usb stick?

  • u fuckin ruined my day

  • The song or whatever it is called sounds like the tune to another. Does anyone know what it is kind of older

  • im just going to put it in a different casing

  • That was very cool. I made a USB stick out of a 73 Impala. It will hold 8 gigabytes and seventeen cases of beer in the trunk.

  • whats with the fender guitar r u gonna put the usb in it

  • @randommike2012 nah would be a waste of a good usb stick

  • @basserase - Oh my goodness...I laughed so hard at your comment! You are one clever guy!  Thanks for the giggles.

  • Lame.

  • PUT THAT USB in your ass

  • @MysterySoundMan100 Meh... He'd probably fuck that up as well - wind up with his ass in the usb stick or something...

    As we say in Denmark: He couldn't plant a stick in a dogshit without ruining all three things :)

  • @MrSinkbaek maybe. but you cant count my fellow Dane.

  • @cola1i Maybe I'm not the best "counter", but I CAN count to three.

    1: The stick

    2: The piece of dog shit

    3: The sticking of the stick into the dog shit :)

  • @MysterySoundMan100

    HAHAHAHAHAHA :'D

  • @MysterySoundMan100 haahh man that was funny as fuck

  • Put it in your ass!

  • name the video "how to change the usb cover"! u faggot!

  • WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......­.ur a fagget

  • Fail

  • Hahahaha, that was so bad that it was funny!

    Oh lordy, I really needed a laugh  :)

    LOL.

  • But will it blend?

  • best part was when he tore off the capacitor at :36

    good luck trying to use that flash drive again..

    this guy is an idiot

  • lol funny

    

  • ah sticking junk in... stick it in good ness

  • How bout stickin it in your arse!

  • At 0:44 he says "but, u see the point" I would rather say "whats the point of that?"

  • OMG this guy's getting so happy showing off his f**king collection and we can't even make this and this is actually what you call "EPIC FAIL" JUST give my time of 1:11 and extra for readin ur description back!!!!

  • hahahahhahahahah awesome!

  • The problem with this is that I can come up with a video just as dumb as this, perhaps dumber, but something that would intrigue people to watch. It doesn't matter if we like it or not, the guy is getting hits for advertisement points. After so many hits, these a-holes like such cash in on the advertisement quota. Let's just black list this mofo and not watch any of his videos again!! and do the same for every smart ass mofo out there cashing in on our curiosity. "Wired" is on my blacklist.

  • @framosbiz the problem is, your wrong.. unless the owner of the channel has set up a partnership with Google, any money made from advertisements on this video go directly to Google. didnt you read the 'terms and conditions' when you signed up? :)

  • .... horrible

  • fag

  • stupid

  • HA ha ha ha ha I wonder if he could fix my ipod ha ha ha ha lol

  • lol wow

  • lame! That asshole is breaking everthing

  • Daaaah

  • stupid movie

  • "just a megabyte"?? it's 1.44MB actually you nerd!! ;-)

  • @TrollingAround Or if you used an Amiga, its 880kb per disk, or an Atari ST which was 720kb per disk, but yeah the PC was 1.44MB.

  • @blade004 unless it was a 'newer' IBM superdense disk.. then it held a whole 2mb!

  • i did it with Old Man Useless Video II hat and he got angry

  • FAIL

    

  • Hilarious !

  • Really REALLY BAD Movie!

  • @theBritzed since the definition of a movie is a form of entertainment that enacts a story by sound and a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement.. a movie it is not..

  • so idiot! more stupid it's impossible 

  • you completely suck man! This video is misleading. I hit the Unlike button and flagged this video as misleading!

  • lol

  • pffffffffffffffffffff what a crap

  • So, if I put my PC into a refrigerator, I have made my own PC?

  • this is a fail

  • Holy Shit OMG

  • #OMG

  • You're not making one, you're just shoving pre-made ones into random shit. You could shove it into a dog turd for all I care.

  • #OMG

  • #LOL

  • how i can make 1 Usb stick without 2? sry because my shit english ^^

  • You can put it in your ass!

  • we probably dont need this. cc omfg its electronics

  • Que Bosta ..Mais Um Pouco ele enfia no cu essa merda...

  • ?HUH?

  • i thought it was halarious

  • looooooool whats up with his face, did anyone else notice the lip twitching toward the end after the credits? lmao!

  • GAYNES

  • Why did you pluck the crystal out from the PCB?!

  • i thought this was wired, not weird

  • i want to see you stick it up your ass

  • you need to get out more - you got too much time on your hands dude!!!

  • Weird as , like the bagground ...

  • fuck you gay