Mass Effect - Joker's Story (HD)

[thesalamih]

I actually have that disease.

This video means a lot. 

[Zorka1996]

wait,they have so high tech that they cant just stick a needle in jockers feet bones and fill them up?

[spencertheheghog]

poor joker

[MrSwiket]

His only regret... is that he has... Bone-itis

[AliceJasperfan]

Seth Green may I please have your babies!

[Jokenx3]

Joker, get up and dance NOW! THIS IS AN ORDER

[sakura800]

I want joker romance...now!

[Jokenx3]

GOD I LOVE HIM♥

[SRSLYlolWTF]

Joker doesn't make a lot of jokes.

[Lennyohh]

Oh Joker you're so adorably awesome, I freaking love Joker =D

[destinyblade08]

That seth green... Wow/

[AgentCissy]

@SaberOtaku Osteogenesis Imperfecta and Vrolik Syndrome are the same thing, the writers just don't seem to know anything about it.

[TheXemion]

seth green lol,try closing your eyes and imagining chris griffin talking ahahahahahahahahah

[anticliche321]

when he said" too much force and they'll shatter." Well lets just say I was a bit disappointed. I will be blunt with you all. I want to sex Joker up. :p

[dagger1087]

@anticliche321 I LMFAO when I read your comment. I seriously need to know why he isn't a romance option for female Shepard. I have such a hard time choosing from the ones available, but if Joker were one... well, end of story, he'd be mine.

Seth Green really did a great job voicing him; I think the voice suits him... unlike male Shepard... don't like his voice at all. Good thing I'm a girl and prefer to be a female character; her voice is better.

[anticliche321]

@dagger1087 I know he is the best!!! But as he said in me2 he doesn't date crew. :( And no new romance options in ME3 I hear. :( I don't know why my Shepard is so sexy in her tight kasumi black dress, all the men on the Normandy should be chasing her lol.

[dagger1087]

@anticliche321 He did say that?... I must have missed it. That's too bad, I agree that all the men should be chasing her in that little dress. No romances in ME3, either?! WTF? Well, there should still be continuing relationships if you import data. That would be okay. I get why there wouldn't be new ones, I'm sure most people will be importing characters that are in a relationship with someone already.

[gimee50k]

Hope they get him surgery or something in ME3, it would be awesome to have him as a follower in ME3

[NoukonGlobal]

@gimee50k He can walk and handle weapons already, that's literally all you would really want him to do.

'Ya know... since hes the pilot and him not being there would kinda fuck them up in any fighting scenario involving the ship.

[angelscar009]

Apparently seeing Shepard get spaced softened Joker up a bit. Not as much of an asshole in ME2.

Why so serious, Mr. Moraeu?

[enterprise0709]

@angelscar009 i think it's more because he's constantly watched by an AI 

[swesydh]

The only thing I hear, and see, is Seth Green...

[pyrolord505]

this is mass effect, you can have biotics super weapons and space ships beyond even that of star wars so why exactly can't joker just replace his legs with robotic legs?

[Aqueries44]

YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?

My teacher in flight school got angry about how I never smiled. So I took a knife and....

why so serious?

[Chibithy]

Damn'it, I want a Joker romance option in the 3rd game (or through downloadable content)! Then again, all that bangin' in bed could break him in two.

[KruegerLot]

@Chibithy Don't worry man, I want him as a romance option too, I'll play ME3 again when it comes out just so I could be with Joker and Kaidan at the same time without any conflicts, not to to mention, any achievements that comes with playing the game twice.

[cuteulala1]

In mass effect he did alot of things that should of broken all his bones like climb latetrs going through the ducts helping edi and no signs of cracking bones or ouches

[wickoox]

@cuteulala1 He did walk slowly though. Everyone else would probably run as fast as they could.

[TheGoodComedy]

Anyone else notice his voice is Seth Green?!

[BethBAMF]

Guys...I think I'm madly in love with Joker.

[KruegerLot]

@BethBAMF It's Seth Green's magical powers of seduction, mate.

[Grant691]

I gotta be careful when I get up and take a piss.

[ninjaboyjnw]

One wrong step and CRACK! It's Very dramatic!

[TheHDJ95]

So he only breaks bones waist down !

Then how come he can break his arms and hands in ME2 ????

[Isuckatpaintball2]

@TheHDJ95 everyone can break bones

[killeing]

i love how he over reacts to talking about him XD

[looktospaceandsee]

on the first normandy the crew was more alive unlike goddamn cerburus

[vonsusername]

his voice doesn't fit the way he looks

[Adoamros95]

@vonsusername FUCK THAT ITS SETH GREEN B1TCH

[vonsusername]

@Adoamros95 i know its seth green u anus im just saying the look and the voice doesn't sound right

[Adoamros95]

@vonsusername HE LOOKS LIKE SETH GREEN HOW IS THAT NOT FITTING?!!

[john3galety]

he remindes me of gaz in modern warfare

[simboy37]

2:05

How can Joker get up to take a piss? THERE ARE NO RESTROOMS ON THE NORMANDY!!!!

[Luceija]

ha, your right, simboy xD Maybe they don't need to get on the toilet because of extraspecial food or something like that :P

[tipoomaster]

@simboy37 They added some in ME2 :-P

[HotFive64231]

Not in the Normandy 1 there isn't.

[pirata1790]

@simboy37

in ME2 you have bathrooms on the Normandy.

[simboy37]

@pirata1790 i know, but you don't in ME1.

[guardianofevil]

joker is one of my fav characters in mass effect :D

[cadonus]

he is the best character in any game

[MGOFadeToBlack]

@guardianofevil thats cuase hes scotty from austion powers!

[TheKisj]

@guardianofevil well no wonder it's seth green dude, one of the most awesome actors there is