Charming English Accent

[ronsiris]

we dont speak that way in every part of england,,,but most of us will,l if it means we can fuck you

[GiltleyRage]

Oh, come on, just enjoy it! Maybe not the best accent ever, but apparently close enough :P

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

LOL! Brilliant.

[MrCookiecorpse]

We don't talk like that in in England.

[musmkhan85]

British English is not like that. Come to England i'll teach you.

[rascience6]

LOL. this was so funny.

[gravelinablender]

Whilst the lady's American accent leaves much to be desired, the RP English one is superb! :D I'm from the East Midlands so my accent is awful T_T

[XdigimonX]

WTF LOL

[alan517815]

my left ear likes this...

[williamjeffersonreid]

"f*** you up the ass" is quite sensitive indeed.

[Alexanderson1988]

what does he say after LETS SKIP THIS MORTAL .... ???????

[ShinFuYux]

@Alexanderson1988 "So why don't we skip this small talk and you could look at me fuck you up in the ass."

[Alexanderson1988]

@ShinFuYux small talk it was ... thank you :) apparently English is not my 1st language :)

[GolfVariantCL]

@Alexanderson1988 how about "Lets skip this smalltalk and you can let me fuck you up the arse" :D

[AesWolf]

Uhh, no one talks like that in Newcastle. Apparently no one can understand us.

[MissLondon84]

Why do people always portray English people as talking like this? I don't think I've ever met anyone that talks like that wanker

[bravobravo74]

@MissLondon84 Because it's funny. And people do speak like this, more often than not on University Challenge. Perhaps you're from the part of London where white people have adopted a pseudo-Carribean accent.

[MissLondon84]

@bravobravo74 Or perhaps you're just a prat?

[bravobravo74]

@MissLondon84 That's two comments that you've put on this page and in both you've reverted to name-calling. I'm not going to engage in a cyber argument and dignify your ignorance so I'll end by asking you to stop embarrassing yourself - you've made yourself look stupid enough already.

[mattensell]

No no no.. that accent was douche bag... and im english and in no way shape or form do we talk like a creep ha stop with the stereotypes :'/

[Nicole3900]

@mattensell As an American, I think our stereotype of all Brits speaking like the Queen (which I don't believe) and drinking tea all the time is MUCH nicer than the stereotype you have of us which is we're all fat, stupid, arrogant, loud, ignorant. and lazy. American stereotypes are harsh.

[mattensell]

@Nicole3900 Now c'mon your stereotyping right there..... not ALL english people grief americans i for one dont... im moving there so i like the place, alot of us Brits like you americans... the ones who dont are just to arrogant to like anyone but their own nationailty... :))

[Nicole3900]

@mattensell Sorry for making generalizations. I'm glad you like Americans. I like Brits, too. And I hope to go to Great Britain some day soon. I hope you enjoy America. Good luck with your move. :)

[mattensell]

@Nicole3900 I understand what you mean... good to feel that way :) - and i know i will love it in america.. im not gonna look back... (Miami btw)

[Nicole3900]

@mattensell Miami is nice, I've been there before and I lived in Florida for 5 years. It gets HOT (& humid)!!! Hopefully you won't miss the snow and the cold winters of England, since there will be none anymore lol. But of course if you drive a little north there will be LOTS of snow for you. Good luck. :)

[Nicole3900]

@mattensell oh and another heads up ---- be prepared to hear many, many people in America say, "I love your accent!" because mostly every American LOVES the English accent, and believe me I am not exaggerating.

[mattensell]

@Nicole3900 haha i actually cannot wait.... i have a very proper english accent so people will notice instantly...:D

[Taarable]

"Quite."

Haha. I am English and I love this video.

[Branbl7]

Hahaha,,, i know one guy who speaks like that. He's a bit up himself though. Mind you, nobody else here does. :L

[ponolo1234]

even a fucking mexican like me would like to speak in that accent ala mierda!!

[tomnottim]

Fucking love Earl Gray...

[Drummerkins]

How very cliche, what?

[edisacuntface]

hahaha americans really do think english guys are like harry potter!

[AntiJonasZone]

"We don't speak like that in England."

Yes, yes we do. Just not every part of England.

just coz da part dat you are from talks like dis, does't mean the rest of the United Kingdom does.

[TheSynthelle]

@AntiJonasZone Hmm, was that a London accent? xD

[AntiJonasZone]

@TheSynthelle

London tends to have the most informal language, sounds like Oxfordshire, or somewhere like that.

[deepsympathy]

@meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Earl Grey is a blend of tea.

[borgduck]

I speak like this,.......when it suits me.

[XClaire10054X]

I think all the Americans need to take a trip up to the northen part (y)

[heterohighelf]

@XClaire10054X i'm all for it...is someone going to pay my way?

[radiodarkhorse]

I say old chap!

[gamblemadman]

Hahahaha... I gotta visit the states sometime, (but I gotta brush up on my posh accent first).

[Jaaz7]

sexy grl

[carolynan]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[LordJdt2000]

I live in england and speak exactly like that

[FairGypsy]

LMAO! That's so funny...everything does sound better in an English accent.

[funkstage]

Yeah ... It's Harry Potter at his horny time!.

[MrSpacetimeTraveller]

Harry Potter just needed some break from magic and decided to have some of the *other magic* lol lol lol

Beautiful girl, though...

[ohhrichie]

This scene reminds me of the "British Porn" in family guy lol

[silverghost93]

why the fuck do most people not from England assume we talk like we all live in Buckingham palace not a single person from England speaks posh/plain queens English what ever you want to call it.

[smellyiselly]

@silverghost93 .... i do?

[rexsa66]

is it me or this guy is Harry Potter

[halfatonandlovinit]

I'm from England and I own a cleaning bussiness, specialising in cleaning faecal matter. However I talk with a chinese accent when speaking to customers, because they automatically assume that an asian will provide a much better service and work faster.

[VamLoveAndKisses]

Earl gray my arse. Hate tea. Give me coffee any day of the week.

[nickbaldev1983]

Very funny

[FrankieFoxx1]

Oh my!

[tannalv]

There are two myths about the English that are true:

1. The English complain about the weather. A lot!

2. The English have a really sick and twisted sense of humour. Doesn't mean it's not funny, just that it's sick and twisted as well. : P

[ledhotzepper]

monty python is the sole reason for the british accent stereotype in america...which is the hip hip cheerio stereotype...this is coming from an american...so i live in a place that has some horrific accents in it...i think certain emphasis put on vowels in certain english accents is absolutely too cute...seriously, a british girl could get anything from me...i am putty in her hands...katem3's accent is wonderful imo, check her out to see what im talking about...and shes an awesome musician

[VanderChelsea]

@ledhotzepper i'd say with american girls jude law and hugh grant are a factor as well - they all seem to think that all english men are bumbling upper class twits like him

[L0ND0NITE]

Haha I speak like that. I might try it out as I'm America. 

[thealexis9064]

Oy, english people don't sound like that !!!!!! and fuck u in da ass!!!!! :L lmao you bad ass

[MucahitCal]

fuck u in da ass hahahaha xD

[UndeservedUnobserved]

wow, i never knew i spoke like that. do you know why?? coz i DON'T!!! maybe the stereotype can't be changed, but we still try. maybe i should go around with a really shitty american accent. people would laugh, but then, i'm laughing at you right now for being so crap!

[sl5152]

We speak like this?? SWWEEET!

[tincanman1001]

WE DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!!!

[5wilmci]

oh god, I speak like that.

[YoungSteve17]

LMAO

[kakamatyi2]

Me like fun me like this video! Arrgh

[MTBdownhiller]

LOL! thats fantastic!

[lamplighteyes]

Idiots.

[kellyfortune]

audio doesnt work on this video.

[Szaam]

Honestly, who the fuck talks like that?

Go to Cambridge University and you might meet one person who kinda speaks like that.

NAO WON FUCKIN SPEEKS LAR' THA', MAERT!

[muskytow]

some people do actually talk like this. it funny when theyswear alot

[starisa218]

"Come along" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL!!!!!

[MrJasonSmarts]

heres the thing... the RP accent only sounds good on guys with deep voices!

nerdy voice + posh accent = tragic

[starisa218]

HHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xmignonne]

I love how this gives me the thought of Harry Potter using this technique to pick up girls. xD

[ksssiha]

@xmignonne

same here XD

[992799279927]

I've read all comments but must reinstate NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS. So douchey. Cringey. Oily. Vile.

[madsplitt]

haha funny accent

[agnesbarnes]

To be honest, I'm from England and I know quite a few people that sound like that. It depends on what region you're from, as to the amount of people that talk in a stereotypical accent.

[mickandkeitth]

haaaaaaaa, this is brilliant. Im English and im telling you not even the most privileged posh 'chaps' in England don't sound like this. Funny though.

[varun9t]

o ma fukin god what the F, LMAO, ha ha ha ha ha, that was funny and that british accent, man i hate it and love it at the same time, its so unique.

[AlixGreig16]

my dad speaks like that, i dont know why everyone says noone speaks like that, cause they do someplaces

[sarahthemoose]

idiots

[CarpeMomentumKJ]

omgomgomg would they be charmed by my gookish accent instead???

[aislecheeks]

hahaha NOONE speaks like that in england!

[GRSwainy]

@aislecheeks 'NOONE' That is some charming spelling

[awsome4eva]

thats is so funny

[ShawySWFC]

good stuff lolol

[tfiraz]

Lol that was funny as fuck.

[democrat4lyf]

he sounds like an old creepy man lol

[england4ever1000]

we speak english, not twat .

[007DefCon3]

lol nice one mate

[mogamoga100]

lol

[G3ttr0]

0:21 onwards is fucking class!!! im british, but this is funny shit!

[O0oSorousho0O]

I bet during sex he's gonna do Russell Peters's British sex impression (from Outsourced)

[oKazaryo]

HAHAHAHA my god this is hilarious xD I love it 5 stars

[Nathalieee95]

Haha, this is hilarious.

[sp02bad]

That was good impression of our snobs tbf

[slydubz]

not even snobs talk like that lmao

[slydubz]

that was like anglo saxon snobs

[StPierreGSP]

"OMG WE DONT SPEAK LIKE THAT IN ENGLAND OMG WE DONT SPEAK LIKE THAT IN ENGLAND" SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm pretty sure everybody on bloody youtube knows this by now. And LOTS of English people speak exactly like that. Just because most of you talk with a shitty regional accent (like myself) doesnt mean that there arent people that talk just like this. Stop your fucking whining and deal with the fact that is the stereotype of an Englishman and it will never be changed...so stop trying.

[5N1D3]

@StPierreGSP

I love you.

[ladiesman21747]

@StPierreGSP hehe yes the english sound like that its a funny accent.

[AsianHideOut]

@StPierreGSP "bloody youtube"

[PESTcrEEper]

@StPierreGSP you're english and you're reppin GSP.... fuckin shame on you FAM

[lex25288]

@StPierreGSP Dude the video was supposed to be ironic! The 'English' guy is accentuating the accent the way a poor imitator would. Both he and the girl are actually English and if you watched their other videos before blathering, you'd realise how wrong you are!

[mangoman47]

earl grey tastes like cardboard

[Wirrn]

Heresy!

[iceskater9559]

omg ahhahahaha

[Nameless666Maggot]

LOOOL

[milestwoandahalf]

come along :P

[milestwoandahalf]

aaaaahahahaha

[Rachietheyoung]

omfg lmfaooo hahahhahaha! EXCELLENT

[HeatBlast40]

lol i dont think she even noticed what he saying was he was gonna do to her man thats the power of the brits suave

tongues smooth operator

[ROONEY101993]

"fuck up the ass" haha crack up!

[Dentareem]

Epic...

[CHRISBOURNE11]

english dnt even speak or look like that

[Billythachikk]

Which is also written in the video, if you hadn't noticed.

[theforsakenhorde]

hahahahahahahhha

[missfuturestar]

LOOOOOL SO RANDOM

[safeena57]

lolololololololololololololol

[danfish88]

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Jamwllms]

This is brilliant. xD

[ladiesman21747]

Dammm i didnt know us brits had tha type of power

[TacoMoFoKo]

@ladiesman21747 lololol

[kliudrsfhlih]

@ladiesman21747 oh... they do! we have to bi very careful.

[Acetactular]

HAHAHAHAHAH I LIKE!!

[Unwiniscooler]

I am going. to. try. this. LMFAOOO

[Cardenius]

HAHAAHAHA XD

[dctPL]

How sweet:D Very ..hmmm...unexpected connection of the accent and the text said:) I really like it.

[Kategan]

lol

[shaunsation]

Best pickup ever.

[shaunsation]

It sounds quite normal until "come along", then it just gets both weird and hilariously funny.

[mclaren450]

CUNT

[BlackMambaPANIC]

that is hilarious. lol @ how differently we speak here

[kenjikent]

brilliant :DDDD

[cheeky080monkey]

if only we actually talked like that here :p

[GodMarley666]

I say their chaps i envy this young chap ooo i say i say

[cheeky080monkey]

fancy a stroll down the feild

and we caaann

go baack to mine for some earl grey tea

with scones :p

[GodMarley666]

I say your on their chap hmm err brae LOL ooo!!yeah!!!

[IddyB]

LOL. Brilliant. More please. Reminds me of The Armstrong and Miller Show, where the Pride and Prejudice-style characters are discussing various sex acts in old-style English while dancing.

[hettyc]

what a geek!

[love2laugh]

That girl looks like Michelle from Skins.

[BeautifulCryer]

XD Lmao this is funny.

And she is really pretty.

I love his accent.

[chelox151515]

hahahaha xD

[mukepeang]

oh shit accent.... very2 difficult.. hahaha

[roomservice96]

lmao. love it

[GioStarter]

Terribly funny shit :D especially the final part when he wants to FUCK HER UP THE ASS :)))

[TheDarkBeauty]

hahaha xD

[rockinae19]

id love to date any english men anytime!

[johnmichaelbaloch]

ahhhhhhh, shit , fuck em

[kateperry13]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[gianluca550]

Girl's fit. As a south west londoner I have to say I have a massive soft spot for the american accent.

[ItsThatKateGirl]

Emphasise totally. Im English and i still get wooed by a posh accent haha

This was so funny XD

[emsyblake]

Hahahaha,

Are we going for an earl gray ? ;D

[roundthetwist001]

LOL genious! XD

[sami2503]

AWESOME

[f100tttx]

And it would be even better if you didnt loose it for a couple of seconds at 0:18 lol

[MediaVampire]

I'm English, I have a London accent (the almost-chav one unfortunately) but I love a guy who speaks with the posh one... Phwoar xD

Even some of us English chicks are charmed by our own accent then?

[f100tttx]

That was one of the funniest things i have ever heard. I lolled and im english- Great job!

[Sproge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

"So how about we skip the small-talk and you can let me fuck you up the ass!"

lol that was so funny, nice job.

[ram425]

what a gay.

[HillOverkill]

I love you

[acromel]

Long live satire!

[jinx1234567890]

I hate the people who are offended when people do impressions of the english accent and they make it posh. I think the posh accent it a lot nicer than chavvy accents and northerners accents. I much prefer a nice posh accent. :)

[WhoCaresWhatIAm]

thats hilarious

i live in england

and he was speaking the queens english

so thats how the posh people speak i guess haha

[HiddenAngels5]

im an american and when other people say that we (as in not the southern, new york or boston accent) i really think that the part of the US is not special haha like i live by chicago and (no offence) but i cringe when i hear the southern accent but all the other world accents are amazing haha (im really irish but i was born in america and i always wanted an irish accent ^^, )

[javaromaa]

LMAO

That was brilliant!

[essexspain]

Ive lived in England for 23 years and ive never heard anyone talk like that!

[sjp5]

I THINK that was the point in this video

[sammyboyman12333]

God i really think thats racist, amaricans really need to realise that they have a fucking shitty skrewed up accent that is way worse than the english, and EVERYONE hates it. ITS so fucking annoying!!!!

[Nenaarisu]

Hehe. Well, although I have nothing against Americans, I really don't like some of their accents all too much. Just a personal thing, as much as someone doesn't particularly like my accent. Although, Welsh accents are the best in the world in my view. =D

[lafn01]

The guy IS ENGLISH,  NOT AMERICAN! Anyway, don't get so touchy!

[imy013]

brilliant

[dapunkof1975]

pwahahha pretty funny