Monique Marvez, Men Vs. Woman, their different

[diplomats81]

I love her too

[brightsideme]

I'm Juan. That's me

[alexandria2487]

I love her!!

[AJcrazy4lyf]

so educational! lol

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

Women aren't good comedians...why? No sense of humour. Ever tell your girl a joke about her...like you take something she does, or the way she looks and throw it into a punchline and she takes it so seriously you sleep on the couch. That's no sense of humour right there. I mean you could say "You have a single strand of hair hangin over your face, it's ugly"...that right there is a joke...no-one would think a single strand is ugly...but you're still thrown out.

[pranavanu]

yeah . Target audience . not funny for all .

[KrfNYC2]

Dear female comedians, put down your microphones.

[Cap285]

Boooooooooooooring

[djirok]

i like her!!

[neeonzen]

not funny :(



[MandiLynne415]

Going to see her on the 28th! Can't wait!!

[plastiKreal]

Target audience...

[Vakrian]

"i belive a guy can be crying and jacking off at the same time" she is right on that one :)

[eignai]

Loved it!

[mlaenterprises]

What a super talented woman!!! I love every one of her jokes! They are so true too!

[Vickzq]

Funny yes... thruth in it, yes. But it - comedy or not - doesn't pay the deserved part to the differences of all persons, not matter if man or woman.

The extremest kind of men and women are responsible for the prejudices "men must be like... women are like...".

Well, it you take it as fun, ok. But ppl are stupid enough to take it as facts. In that way I have to say... it's funny... but it doesn't give smart insight or anything. It just relies on the same old prejudices.

[Jippy8607]

@Vickzq ............it's stand-up, not a public service announcement....

[Thehours1000]

How this is funny ill never know.

[rise2genocide]

Thank for iTunes for telling me she's anywhere near Greg Giraldo's level. This is bullshit.

[jacklyw]

She is real, And speaks the truth.

[omeglefan1]

when a woman pouts she pouts with both lips!

[omeglefan1]

i like her!

[RastaDan450]

That is a weird looking kitchen.

[7hom]

bs, if you piss me off i won't fuck you bitch.

[lollerz16]

I don't find this funny. You could tell it was mostly women who were laughing in the audience.

[jayc342009]

@lollerz16 Because women aren't funny.....

[lollerz16]

@jayc342009 Well said.

[GRETCHENSINGER1]

Girl! You're too funny! Showed you to some friends after watching on Netflix. Had them rolling! Come to Philly! We'll come see you!!

[Pushkal11]

Very Informative !

[1navyseal1962]

Navyseal hooya

[kalinga01]

i love all these comedians who talk about men and women. its good to laugh at our differences.

[CvijaFaQ]

don't you mean 4 lips?

[crimsonmielin]

And if u don't know who ur slut friend is...then it's u. LMFAO!

[crimsonmielin]

And if u don't know who ur slut friend is...Then it's u! LMFAO

[MrJezus09]

"The brain and peepee not connected" <3 her

[0175311618]

she is educating man and women at the same time,  we have to understand each other.

[TheRedJester86]

wow she understands us i love her shes my new fave ^_^

[emisferadefecta]

She's funny, no doubt. I laughed my ass off more than a couple of times :)) but the wanting sex when the woman is crying.. no. First: it's proven by science that seeing a woman crying reduces testosterone levels -> no sex drive etc. Second: don't know about others, but I've never had a boner when a girl was crying, be it my gf or not.

[FreddyTheJumpingCat]

what's funnier than a female comedian? everything.

[iheartxes]

@FreddyTheJumpingCat yup... women comedians are shit

[yyhlover]

This is so true. 0_o

[Gerhabio]

She's very charismatic but please don't say you're learning anything about relationships from this. Most of it is stereotypes. It may apply to some people but saying that all men are the same or all women are the same is just silly. Moreover, a sensible person would also take into account cultural differences when describing gendered discourse in a non-comical setting.

[richardc0077]

Not only did you make me laugh, I also learned a few things also :)

Monique you are Awesome! All The Best!

[MrCrowx]

White woman with vioce like black =D 

[JillyMacVideos]

@MrCrowx She's Latino I think.

[thekingofmoney2000]

@JillyMacVideos Latinos isn't a race!

[moniquem2223]

Thank you guys for the positivity- I will do my best to keep you laughing and for those who didn't care for my work, GET you laughing!

[chinmia]

she is so freakin hilarious!

[anshuhunk]

I'm a guy & I found her funnier than many guy comedians :) rare woman wid an awesome funny bone :p

[isthereaname2use]

She really is pretty much spot on with her observations. It's refreshing to hear a woman stand up and shout it out. Men, we have no chance with their specie. We are at their mercy. Call a dog and watch him run with his tail wagging. Call a cat and it says, "yea, when I'm ready...and then they walk right over your chest." :o) But you have to love 'em.

[TheMandarklaughs]

women can't do stand ups like men do. :|

i didn't even smile at this clip.

[SamueLPowerS88]

@TheMandarklaughs XD ignorant fuck

[TheMandarklaughs]

@SamueLPowerS88 yes you are Todd

[alrune8]

@TheMandarklaughs Do you actually watch a lot of stand ups done by women? 

[TheMandarklaughs]

@alrune8 do you have to prove something?

its my opinion and i'm stickin with it and you don't have to give a flying fuck about what i say. and thats for all of you

[alrune8]

@TheMandarklaughs I was just asking a question. If you feel offended by someone talking to you, then you indeed have a problem. Every time you post something in here, antone is free to answer your comments, that's how it works. If you can't handle this, then don't post comments at all. Seeya.

[TheMandarklaughs]

@alrune8 i understand is not that i feel offended,its because i am receiving a lotta emails from ppl that are saying rude thingsjust because they can't handle an opinion that they don't like.sorry if it sounded awkward.

oh and escuse my shitty language.[i still pretend that i know english]

[JillyMacVideos]

@TheMandarklaughs It's because it's about how silly men are. Most men stand ups are about how stupid women are. And I dont laugh at those either.

[TheMandarklaughs]

@JillyMacVideos i don't think is that.

[firebenderX1]

i wood make her my girl.

[Hbabii17]

you know she a big ole puta lmao

[hoosierarcher]

Monique Marvez is my favorite female comedian. Funny, insightful and blissful on the eyes.

[MrSFblack]

*ding ding "fights over,can we hump?"

she is absolutely right,things would go smoother between men n women if we all realized that women are crazy n complicated while men are simple n delusional.

[rosethorns77]

Love her!

[DoRightRight]

This was very educational. She should be a relationship counselor.

[KaelaCarver]

Holy shit. That last half was the truest piece of male-female comedy I've ever heard and probably will ever hear. At least for me and my husband...

[AlexandraOfPella]

I almost skipped over this because I normally hate that stereotypical male-female humor thing. This woman hit it on the head without being the "all women want jewelry and money, guys!" comedienne cunt we normally see.

[Xeppen]

Hehe.. shes funny and what she says is soo true!

[moniquejones]

This is soooooo true!

[kormastas]

i wanted comedy not dr.phil

[kormastas]

i thought it was comedy not dr.phil

[tubodan]

@83lov ...she's way over your head dude.

[tubodan]

why haven't i heard of her!!! highest honor.....bad motherfucker!

[83lov]

wat a stupid fuck dumb ass bitch!!!!! she is not funny at all...instead of telling jokes ,shes telling everybody hoe to clean the house!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahaha..­.dumb bitch!!puta puta puta!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deserey08]

the brain the pee pee not connected

[keta4332]

she's right! 

[WeThePeopleRleaders]

@keta4332 she is pretty much right. yup.

[arhabersham]

She's hot!

[LadyBludgeon]

Eh... she is ok, but not that funny. Anyways, I get it... *yawns* men are primitive, low level creatures like rats. They get a hard on no matter what (they have that extra primitive piece of shitty bone in their dicks). *sarcastic* Wow. No fucking DUH! Always knew they were primitive lady...now go get better material. >_>

[ricoalagoproductions]

I'm in love!

[brooksjedi]

beautiful, classy, and funny. what more could a man want

[reyzworld]

She was FUNNY and speaking TRUTH!

[ahabthearab1288]

why do women comedians suck? none of them are funny, i didn't laugh once

[jahgol]

I did not laugh at all but I found it interesting.

[esigsworth001]

This bitch needs to get off the stage and get in the fucking kitchen and make me dinner.

[momfromtx]

He's been stabed in the head , h e's perfect for me LOL

[vapireluver11]

ok women you must watch this is true

[Jasoncr75]

Amazing sense of humor!! Those facts of life aren't usually funny but boy, how she makes them funny.

[6969Narayan]

Que loca! Jajajajaja!

[jaimeeness]

legend.

[guakus]

learn how to spell "they're"

[blueman123able]

these video true and funny

[Hleplessly]

I really enjoyed your video. Laughed really hard. How did you ever think of that " both lips pout at the same time"

[805TO801]

So fucking true!!!

[chatoboy64]

ah yes so  very true

[19KrIzPiN68]

pout w both lips AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! bastos ang walanghiya grabe ang tindi ng mga latina noh magaganda at maaangas, (",)

[CaptDouchebag]

They're, not their.

[jnawaz]

"when a woman pouts she pouts with both lips!" lmfao!!

[ze000ez]

its sciminars jokes .. not stand up jokes

[larabuggy3]

This is SOO funny, because it is SOOOO TRUE!!! LOL, I love it!

[chappy0000]

This has been done before and better.

[r3b3la87]

first time i saw her do this stand up :D and she's awesome!

[wkndwaror]

She rocks. Perfect stand up.  Buying it this week. Awesome Monique.

[Tiekl]

OHHH Gawd!! this woman is annoying! not funny at all... well, maybe a bit funny but not that funny.... couldn't finish this clip, just too much like nails on a chalkboard!

[OCJoker2009]

Ingenius lol lol lol lol omg!!! This the first time I've heard Monique Marvez, and wow, it's like a first impression..very very true..Thoughs are some true words. Although some guys are not all "gamble, drink, smoke etc etc all the time"..it's a common stereotype but for instance some are more sensitve. I understand women very well more then my guy friends for example, and I conform/not surprised that women actually communicate with other women like that.

[sweetbunny9]

take an english writing class

[MrsShelleybee]

very very true!

[Sxylilmami2u]

very true , and very funny !!!!

[deLaughing1]

Should be required viewing for newly in-love couples of all walks of life...would make communication soo much easier!

[lulita1234]

she copied some of her material from other comedians, example the slut friend

[sweetbunny9]

every comic borrows from other comics. Nothing new. Get over it! It's all about the delivery and she makes it more hilarious than other comics I've heard.

[lulita1234]

well u havent heard very good comics then lol me personally the delivery is exact to the originals and infact bad imitations

[sweetbunny9]

fuck off white girl!

[lulita1234]

im not white moron lol im mixed race

[sweetbunny9]

whatever you are you're still a troll!

[lulita1234]

lol hater

[JoshRA]

This woman needs to be a relationship counselor!

[heavenslilkiss]

I saw this on the Comedy channel, this was too freakin funny! She is soooooooo telling the truth.

[kardentyrell]

'When a woman pouts, she pouts with both lips'

Hahahaha

[MONIQUEIJ]

oh wow Monique is such a nice name

[Celebhir]

omg its they're to their

[Sanchoblade83]

This woman is brilliant !

[moniquem2223]

@Sanchoblade83 THANKS YOU!

[OceanTropic]

LMAO hes been stabbed in the head. hes perfect!! LMAO

[jviveros2]

5:25 lol!

[grekito]

This Woman is Smart and She's HOT! I Love her round butt

[Truth0rDeath]

American women are crap. They don't really care about men, so why bother caring about them. Don't ever marry them. You'll regret it.

[CaligirlSofia]

trust me know we don't want to marry you..why do u hate us? did u get dumped by one?

[Truth0rDeath]

50% of marriages end in divorce, 70% of those initiated by women. I watch good men get taken to the cleaners by heartless bitches every day. I don't need to touch fire to know it burns.

[CaligirlSofia]

ok i know that 1/2 marriages in america end in divorce but where did u get the 70% part..where is ur prove?? i have seen good women that had bad husbands just like i have seen good men that had bad wives..lets not make false assumptions/generalizations...­i am a good woman..and i saw ur profile btw u woman hater feminism is real and a woman deserves better then someone like you..we woman will not stop til we r seen as equals and given full rights so go ahead and cry haha!

[Truth0rDeath]

Feminism is the radical idea that women should be treated like spoiled children. Thats not equal.

They're only good for one thing and it aint marriage.

[PolarisGrace]

oh good. you don't like women. men seem to be a good match for you.

[Truth0rDeath]

No, I only hate 99% of American women or western women (US, UK, AUS, CA).

Non-feminazi women are a-ok.

[ItalianoConfuso]

As do I in italy, or sweden or france... that happens everywhere. If women want their man for themselves they're going to be his heaven, but at the exact moment they do not want him anymore, they completely stop caring and that's it, goodbye. No care at all about his feelings or whatever. Saw that situation too much times already, and i never saw the MAN doing it, like saying "you're perfect i'll love you forever" and then just disappearing into the mist withouth any consideration or care.

[Truth0rDeath]

Pretty much.

If you give a woman license to do so, she will leave any man in the dust and take everything with her.

[ItalianoConfuso]

And the worst thing it's that it would be really easy and not at all hard to not completely leave us in the dust.

[LadyBludgeon]

@ItalianoConfuso You're blind. Many times men will say "You're perfect, I'll love you forever" & after sex they leave without care. I find it hilarious that you would write that men don't do x & y when in fact millions of them do it everyday. Also men are the same. They will drop or throw out a woman they loss interest in as well. Men aren't perfect either. Each group has it's horrible demons. Sorry that you had to face one. Maybe someday you'll find your angel to share your heaven with. Peace.

[ItalianoConfuso]

@LadyBludgeon Could just be my friends are not assholes

[PolarisGrace]

I don't believe that's entirely true. It's like saying all men are dumbshits with no feelings.

[ItalianoConfuso]

Naah, she's right, our sex drive is quite never moved by emotions, it's like two separate things. Of course men have emotions, tough.

[LadyBludgeon]

@ItalianoConfuso Too bad they don't appear at the appropriate time. :)

[NoJamOnYourBread]

@LadyBludgeon They appear at the perfect times.

[SDC1493]

So what you're saying is that we have to marry american men? That sounds a little messed up doesn't it?

[Truth0rDeath]

No. Just don't marry American women or any western woman. Unless you like getting divorced and fleeced of everything you worked for including your kids.

I recommend looking into foreign women from non-feminist countries.

[bmmr11]

This woman is a genus, she know what she is talking about.

[citizenanna]

She reminds me a little bit of George Carlin.

[iF3RR3Tz]

Its nice to see a non sexist female comedian for once, and she really funny lulz

[Hulkmania316]

This woman is so right.

She understand men.

I feel great now.

[Ubergynormousmullet]

Man, I want a chick like this. Only my age :D

[fjtease]

"When a woman pouts...she pouts with both lips"...Classic and TRUE!

[hmoob7]

ROFL

[artisticlatino07]

This bitch is soo right.

[vdvloversister]

=))

this is so true!!

[riccimom]

who,s her?? she is really good at what shee does, LMAO!

[ReluctantHeroine]

I love her! Why have I never heard her before??? She should write a book about this stuff. some kind of Mars and Venus thing but funny as hell!

[PolarisGrace]

"he can't spell for shit girl but it's beautiful"

[sgdemeo]

"the err of your weenie ways" lmao

[Mownmbasa]

This is a smart woman! Right on Monique!

[BlindxBomberxPirate]

God damn it I just got schooled.

[vcrgizzle]

"If you don't know who your skank friends are...it's you."

[rodeo179]

******they're  different

[greaterthantv]

"A guy can be crying and sport full wood." - Monique

"How does she know me!?" - me

[miqveh]

This clip made my month! I love her!

[jennstarr28]

8:01 - 8:10 I laughed so hard. Lmao I'm still laughing.

[iloveeyebrow]

i saw her live, she is so funny.

[daddyleon]

whahaha great how she does is. xD

"You're a baby right!?"

"Hmhm..Yes..."lol

[REMFMS]

MONIQUE IS SO RIGHT ON.

[OldKrypton]

Fuckin' ey right agreed.