Toy Story 1 - This is a perfect time to panic!

[Fanofcartoons1994]

Why do people in the movies and TV shows always insult each other?

[KevinTheNoobie]

So much nostalgia!!

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

1:08 Live long and prosper, Buzz.

[popsingerstar]

this was added on my & my twin brothers sweet 16!!! :D

[CSXfoamer97]

U R A CHILDS PLAY THING! thats what she said

[CSXfoamer97]

i died laughing at 0:50

[Johnnybomb1]

Everything about this scene is hilarious.Tom Hanks and Tim Allen brought these characters to life.

[afran17]

LoL my fav scene when i was a kid!

[V1PER7964]

lol, one of the best movie series ever

[Bluekirby22]

I love this scene!!

[rickneil01]

Zurg = darth vader, building death star

Buzz = R2D2, containing information of its weakness

[LoSignorino]

@rickneil01 Nice, also the Vulcan hand sign at the end from Star Trek!

[fireflyjasmine]

Haha I love how different the graphics looked back then compared to the 3rd one :)

[LizzieLuvsLogan]

Buzz is a nerdfighter :D 1:06

[beckford1989]

I'm 22 and i'm still watching this, it's alot better than some of the crappy films that are out nowadays...

[KrytenMark]

0:31 "WHAT?!? What're you talking aboooout?!?" X''D

[ReyaitheShadowWolf]

This is one of my favorite scenes.

"Shut up! Just... shut up you idiot!"

[LOVEjohnnyDEPP3000]

fave part

[JosetheDopeLPs]

3 people are sad strange little men who have my pity.

[jjdebenedettojr]

When Buzz said, "farewell" he did the "live long and prosper" thing from Star Trek :3

[VVaIrus]

Buzz - Mitt Romney

Woody - Rick Perry

lolololol :p

[smileykits]

yastupidlittlecardboardspacesh­ip

[Alex2424121]

when I was little I never knew that the salute that buzz does is the vulcan salute from Star Trek

[CobraKing50]

YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAY THING

[RetroVideoFan]

@CobraKing50 You are a sad strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.

[MrSuperleobros]

Lol, I just kept replaying from 0:49. YOU ARE A TOOOYYY!!!

[RichyBMelodies]

YOU

ARE

A

TOY!

[Rodan16]

Thank god I was born in 1990

[conconrid]

YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAY THING!

[Rodan16]

0:30 lol woody's eyes

[dancingeliza]

STAR TREK REFERENCE 1:07



[Spazur]

3 people are sad strange little men.

[TheBeefyWizard35]

0:52 is what i told my dildo

[jburnham93]

@TheBeefyWizard35 LOL! XD

[cerealkiller103178]

YOU ARE A TOY!!!!! you arent the real buzz lightyear ah YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE A CHILDS PLAY THING!!!! gets me everytime

[geyruto]

3 people are toys

[ThunderWolf117]

This has got to be the best 1 minute and 10 seconds of any movie ever made. I love woody :)

[YOUCANTKILLTHEPOPE]

The three people who disliked this are sad, strange little men, and they have my pity.

[mccown2690]

"Stupid little cardboard spaceship" lmao...That part gets me everytime

[HarpyNinja217]

Buzz: And YOU my friend are responsible for delaying my rendevous with star camman.

*crickets crickets*

Woody: YOU...ARE....A...TOYYYYY

[ace00909]

@HarpyNinja217 It's...rendezvous...and...Star Command...

[TheStarr321]

@Wolfscar45 no it's in star trek because it means live and prosper and the one guy did it like all the time who was he....

[RockingPhillip]

@TheStarr321 Spock

[AIgernon]

:51 I think it's the tiny breath he takes that makes that line, for some reason.

[TheStarr321]

1:07 they stole that from star treak the :D

[FabricaRhino]

@TheStarr321 Its referencing, not stealing.

[Wolfscar45]

@TheStarr321 and its not a star trek reference, its a star wars reference.

[TheSpark717]

YOU

ARE

A

TOYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowGlove84]

The live long and prosper sign at the end won me. XD

[darkphoenix2264]

Fun times with numbers!

Press the number repeatedly to get funny results!

Press 1 for Headbanging Woody!

Press 2 or 3 for creepy Woody!

Press 4, 5 or 7 to get pointing Buzz!

Press 6 for patriotic Buzz!

Press 8 for Woody yelling Buzz Lightyear!

Press 9 for creepy Woody yelling "THING!"!

Press 0 for Woody's leg dance!

[ATMofAnubis]

"SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!" Something to be posted on forums.

[packersfandan]

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING TOY!!!! YOU ARENT THE REAL FUCKING BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, YOUR A SHITTY ACTION FIGURE. YOU, CAN SUCK, ON MY PLAY THING!!! YOU ARE A SAD STRANGE LITTLE BOY, SUCK MY BALLS. FAREWELL

[Alex2424121]

when I first saw this I never knew the Vulcan Salute came from star trek until as I got older

[boomerxxx]

Du är en tvär och bitter liten man.

[NOVAZ3N]

this is like my favorite scene from that movie thanks for uploading. :)

[primeminister87]

Being a kid watching this you didnt think nothing of it but as you get older when u hear this its funny

[ShoopDaWoosh]

Isn't it weird how "Woody" is a "Play thing"?

[Skittysan]

Vulcan Salute at 1:04

[animatorbug]

yeah, well, good riddance ya looney!!

[Chambers4181]

Jack Skellington Spongebob

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

2 people are sad strange little men

And they have my pitty

[RetroVideoFan]

YOU! ARE! A! TOY!!!!!

[fggfggfggfgf]

For the 1 person who disliked this... You are a sad, strange little man

[HarpyNinja217]

*crikets* YOU ARE A TOOOOYYY Lmao

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

Woody is hilarious when he's frustrated.

[DJLOPEZ08]

man these two are a classic "married couple" lol!! Probably the funniest scene in the movie!!

[MovieguruThe]

The WHAT button

0:31

[98zegzag]

you are TOY

[amber2946]

I have to do this for Theatre Arts ^.^ Im Woody :PP Super easy

[stevej71393]

Oh yeah, well good riddance, ya looney!

[sexynugget23]

You are a sad Strange Little Man...You have My Pitty. Lol

[poojar007]

LOL XD

[bvesey13]

hahaha i never noticed that he gave Woody the "live long and prosper" sign, go Buzz!

[itsminecraftable]

press 3 for fuck you!

[alexcubs25]

Toy story never fails to make me laugh

[DRMARIOX]

1 person who disliked this has my pity.

[Headphoneguy92]

YTP Toys gone wild:

Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM is in jeopardy! Woody: What?!! What are you talkin' about?! Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, BOWSER has been secretly building a TOASTER with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire HOTEL! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only SPAGETTI. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with THE PRINCESS! Woody: THIS IS SPARTA!

[AceShaftAQWZangetsu]

xD Woody Disliked this vid

[ZeppelinWolf87]

whoever disliked this is one sad strange little man

[07sandrewsworth]

@ZeppelinWolf87 or woman

[BHT70]

Back when movies were actually worth the ticket price

[LostInStereo987]

i love how they Car-ify this scene in Cars xD

[tazzmaniandevilboy42]

WHAT!

[tazzmaniandevilboy42]

The gas station that they are lost in says Dinoco on the rotating sigh. If anyone remembers Dinoco was The King's Sponser in Cars

[jonthefuzz2]

1:07 spock

[Chambers4181]

TIMON LARRYBOY

[Chambers4181]

jack skellington spongebob 

[WritersBlah]

Because of YOU, this entire video is in danger! Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, trolls have secretly been building a weapon with the capacity to fill an entire dislike bar! I alone have the haxor abilitiez which is their weapon's only weakness. And YOU, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with mah L33T haxor guildz!

[chrispleasantable]

I always thought that Woody & Buzz sound like Will & Carlton from Fresh Prince. Woody's like Will and Buzz is like Carlton, wouldn't you say or would you say something different?

[TheMrTrapatony]

buzz does spock's sign LOL

[TexasRangerification]

I always liked how Buzz glowed in the dark

[opapa98]

/watch?v=STrStJvJG1U

FULL HD TOYSTORY DUB REMIX HERE!!!

[SmashBroGameAndWatch]

I hope someone will upload the clip of Woody saying, "If you don't have one, GET ONE!" That's my favorite line in the movie.

[ltlman692]

@NoIAmTheLaw

You forget the words Woody said, Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! [sarcastically] "Rendezvous with Star Command."

[TheFunkyBones]

0 people are sad strange little men

[mortaroman]

lol buzz does the vulcan peace sign

[MizMaxter]

Oh Yea? Well good riddance you loony!

[109367]

OH yeah lol

[twili47]

press the 1 key repeatedly to see woody spit on buzz over and over

[FrozenRyu7]

Love it! XD

[Niloc8200]

A weapon that could annihilate an entire planet? So Zurg has a Death Star, right?

[Drew47AT]

@Niloc8200 From the way I heard it, probably.

[Dumlebumpen]

Press 3

Also press 8 fast many times.

[Phriendship]

YOU! ARE! A! TOOOO-EEEEH!!!

[manaola]

my favorite part of the movie

[Bbchopper13]

Ha funny

[EweTubee]

Shut up!! Just shut up you IDIOT!! haha love Toy Story <3

[MrSideliner]

0:31 Woodys Face! XD

Ultimate confusion! lmao

[wiseguyy15]

0:45



[mattfootball82]

yeah 0:21 lol



[PrincessGothica101]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuu­u aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee aaaaa tttttttttttttoooooooooooyyyyyy­yy!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chupacabra2012]

0:10

[sargennipple]

you are a childsss play thing!!! lol.

[RemyVocalz]

HA!

[RandomFriends602]

I found out that Buzz was talking about something that had to do with Star Wars. :D

[E1025]

there's something wrong if that's the size of woody's play thing.

[turfshredder]

YOU! ARE! A! TOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[677222]

you're a sad strange little man and you have my pity. farewell

[mikeJRthe2nd]

lol found a star trek reference at the end lol. Good one Pix.

[TomKennyIsLovely]

You are a sad, strange little man.

This is like the best comeback ever. And Tom hanks and Tim Allen are the best voice actors ever to argue!!

[Obsessive7s]

One person isn't a toy.

[cstoczyn]

@TomKennyIsLovely LOL

[mermaidamp]

Woody whispers like my great grandmother.

[mermaidamp]

At 0:19,Buzz says,"My,my fault? If U hadn't pushed me out of the window the first place". LMBO!

[mermaidamp]

At 0:18,Buzz says,"My,my fault. U hadn't pushed me out of the window the first place". LMBO!

[hmfrx]

"you are a sad strange little man..."

best bit.

[Chambers4181]

Jack Skellington

Spongebob

[brandon8090]

listen 2 how woody says Yeah

[brandon8090]

i love this movie

[Molsons4]

Thats no moon...

[metalisbetter1o00]

Every religious debate, ever