Now, I've been thinking. When life gives you leMMMons, don't MMMake LeMMMonade; MMMake life take the leMMMons back! Get MMMad! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMMMN LEMMMONS! WHAT AMMM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMMMAND TO SEE LIFE's MMMMMANAGER! MMMMMMAKE LIFE RULE THE DAY AND THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE MMMORSHU LEMONS! Do you know who I aMMM? I'MMM the MMMan who's going to burn your house down! With the leMMMons. I'MMMMM going to get my engineers to invent a coMMMbustible leMMMon that burns your house down!
Okay..I've been thinking, when Life gives you bombs, don't blow them up, make life, take the bombs back, GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN BOMBS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day because he thought he can give Morshu the shopkeeper bombs, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO"S GOING TO BURN YOUR KINGDOM!....WITH THE BOMBS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A SUPER BOMB, THAT BURNS KINGDOMES!! *COUGH* *COUGH*
Please note, that we have added a consequence for failure. any contact with the LAMP OIL will result in an.. unsatisfactory SCRUB on your official BOMBing record, followed by DIE. Good Luck!
Lemonade? ASHPD? Cake? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough Portals.
Now you're MMMMMMing with portals!
When life gives you leMMMMMons, don't make leMMMMonade, make life take the LEMMMMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMMMMONS WHAT AM I S'POSED TO DO WITH THESE!? I'm gonna get my engineers invent a combustable leMMMMon, that BOMBS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMMMMONS!!
I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now / Even though you came to my store with no rupees / And asked for some lamp oil / And on top of that, you asked for bombs / But I must inform you that / I cannot give credit // I can't give credit, it's how I run the store / If I gave you credit, you would just ask for more / So the time has come / For you to go and run / And come back when you're a LITTLE RICHER!
I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now / Even though you came to my store with no rupees / And asked for some lamp oil / And on top of that, you asked for bombs / But I must inform you now that / I never give credit / I don't give credit it's how I run the store / If I gave you credit, you would just ask for more / So the time has come / For you to go and run / And come back when you're a LITTLE RICHER
Remember when the platform was sliding into the lamp oil pit and you were like''NOOO, not into the pit! IT BURNS!!'' And I was like ''DIE!'' and then I was like ''As long as you have enough ruppees!'' That was great.
What sucks about this game is when you open an exit portal, bombs come flying out, and you can only defeat the final boss when you have enough rubies. . .
@SuperNintendoGameboy Yeah! GLaDOS (sounding like Morshu): *MMMMs Portal - Still Alive.* GLaDOS (sounding like herself): That's you! That's how dumb you sound! Me: Are you talking to Morshu and/or me? GLaDOS: Both! Me: That was a joke, HA HA! FAT CHANCE! GLaDOS: DÖDEL! Robotnik: That's my German line, you PINGAS! GLaDOS: DÖDEL! Me: I guess that I broke the GLaDOS into saying the German PINGAS! GLaDOS: DÖDEL! Me: LOL!
This was triuMMMph I'MMM MMMakiing a note here Huge Success It's hard to overstate MMMy satisfaction Aperture Science We do what we MMMust Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there's no sense crying over every MMMistake You just keep on trying Til you run out of cake And the science gets done And you MMMake a neat gun For the people who are still alive I'MMM not even angry I'MMM being so sincere right now Even though you broke MMMy heart And killed MMMe
Sorry, Link. That is probably just an Aperture Science raw credit container, why don't you just rub YOUR FACE all over it until you're a little, mmmmmm, richer?
come back when the cake is a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM lie
BobbyIsLikeSoCool 2 months ago
cores, portals,boxes.want it? its yours my friend, as you have enough cake.
olicheese1 2 months ago
@olicheese1 I think it's the other way around.
TPZPaqo 3 days ago
Sounds like a church organ lol
DarzgL 3 months ago 2
Now, I've been thinking. When life gives you leMMMons, don't MMMake LeMMMonade; MMMake life take the leMMMons back! Get MMMad! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMMMN LEMMMONS! WHAT AMMM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMMMAND TO SEE LIFE's MMMMMANAGER! MMMMMMAKE LIFE RULE THE DAY AND THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE MMMORSHU LEMONS! Do you know who I aMMM? I'MMM the MMMan who's going to burn your house down! With the leMMMons. I'MMMMM going to get my engineers to invent a coMMMbustible leMMMon that burns your house down!
Shaosprojects 4 months ago 3
Morell
GaNON
Wheatlink
Dr KingMan
ImmaUlquiorraCifer 4 months ago
His face looks like the forever alone guy
Sadidettes 4 months ago
Sorry Chell, I can't give cake. Come back when you test a little MMMMore
RealDeathstrikeable 4 months ago 3
Sorry Link, I can't give cake. Come back when you're still MMMMMMM alive.
basleanew 4 months ago
Does this mean Ganon is GLaDOS?
linkinspirit95 5 months ago
@linkinspirit95
GaNON
faselblaDer3te 5 months ago 5
You want your freedom?It's your's my friend!As long as you have enough BOMBS!
TheMegaOne1000 5 months ago
sounds more like the turrets are singing it.
XBLspartanx170 5 months ago
i just got portal... & beat it... today
JacksonChaseSmith 5 months ago
()nking with portals.
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Now you're thi()
fkagahsdfs 6 months ago 34
@fkagahsdfs you have no id()
()ea how much i()
thumbsed up()
that int co-op mode great with 4 portals
thegamerguru97 6 months ago
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fkagahsdfs 6 months ago
Companion Cube, Cake, Combustible Lemons! You want it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!
walrusguyjr 6 months ago 4
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@walrusguyjr How Does that Feel?
keirantheechidna 6 months ago
The bombs are a lie.
SMAXZO 6 months ago
LOL The lamp oil is a lie
ShadowBlade405 5 months ago
GLaDOS feat. Morshu - Still Hmmm Alive.
superluigi132 7 months ago
AWESOME JOB!!!!!
CelticDragon0 7 months ago
Cold Stream DLC for XBOX 360 Left For Dead 2? Come back when you've MMMMMMMMMMMate an octorok!
kdreamland 7 months ago
Anyone else notice how much Morshu's Mmmmm's sound like reed organ after a while?
Pathular 7 months ago
the mmm is a lie
MCrex007 7 months ago
The rope is a lie
emhean 8 months ago
Lyrics:MMM MMMMM MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMM
immaletchafinish 8 months ago 5
GABN: Portal 2? You want it? It's yours my fans!
Fans: what about ep. 3?
GABN: Sorry fans! I can't give Episode 3. Come back after you'v MMMMMMMMMM bought portal 2!
tconman31 8 months ago 11
AND NOW,you can play bOmbs 2 coop :3
darksonicboomboom 8 months ago
Okay..I've been thinking, when Life gives you bombs, don't blow them up, make life, take the bombs back, GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN BOMBS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!? Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day because he thought he can give Morshu the shopkeeper bombs, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M THE MAN WHO"S GOING TO BURN YOUR KINGDOM!....WITH THE BOMBS! I'M GOING TO GET MY ENGINEERS, TO MAKE A SUPER BOMB, THAT BURNS KINGDOMES!! *COUGH* *COUGH*
PizzaVideos555 8 months ago
The Lamp Oil is a lie.
HPlookalike94 8 months ago
the weighted commmmmpanion cube cannot speak
in the event that it does speak, please tell it to come back when its a little MMMMM..
more crispy
brainlesnerd42 8 months ago
jonathan morshu - Still can'T give credit
Totyma 9 months ago
the last thing GLaDoS hears:
Sorry GLaDoS I Cant give Mercy
Come back when your thinking with MMMMMMMMM Portals
aaronjs4 9 months ago
Morshu killed the companion cube with bombs, rope, and lamp oil.
TheJsbrow 9 months ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBS
maggosh 9 months ago
aperture science, we do what we mmmmmmmmmmmmmmust because we can :)
Phantom95music 9 months ago
GLaDOS:Sorry, Morshu, I can't give you cake, come back when you MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Incinerated your Companion cube!
joohomom 9 months ago
But there's no sense crying over every MMMMMMMMMMistake.
irishtrash15 9 months ago 9
THE BOMB IS A LIE!
AndrewGamesLP 9 months ago 9
Please note, that we have added a consequence for failure. any contact with the LAMP OIL will result in an.. unsatisfactory SCRUB on your official BOMBing record, followed by DIE. Good Luck!
lightninstriker10 9 months ago 10
The credit is a lie
WilliamTheViking 9 months ago 6
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back when you're a little, mmm, richer.
sloppyjoehobo 9 months ago 5
Sorry Link! I can't give cake,come back when i'm mmmmmmmmmm still alive
arsonistmonkeyzblaze 9 months ago
M()RSHU - still cant give credit
Fleskjereta 9 months ago
This was a triumph.
I'm making a MMMMMM here.
Huge success.
mardar18 10 months ago
Lemonade? ASHPD? Cake? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough Portals.
Now you're MMMMMMing with portals!
When life gives you leMMMMMons, don't make leMMMMonade, make life take the LEMMMMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR LEMMMMONS WHAT AM I S'POSED TO DO WITH THESE!? I'm gonna get my engineers invent a combustable leMMMMon, that BOMBS YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMMMMONS!!
DeloreandudeTommy 10 months ago 37
@DeloreandudeTommy you mean GET MMMMAD!
ZombieFighter95 2 months ago
make morshu want you gone
ps3hater221 10 months ago
If anything, I want this played at my funeral.
I'm serious. His "MMMMMM"s sound somewhat like an organ being played. And they make me happy.
Kandycat1 10 months ago
Now you're thinking RICHER!!
OBEYWEEGEE 10 months ago
Can we get Midi's or not? These are too epic not to be on Ipods!
NinjaMinkzx 10 months ago
now i want to use morshu in portal. at least he had bombs. that chick sucks to controll.
farfunnierthenfun 10 months ago
@ADHD365 D:
ShadowAmnesia 10 months ago
We blow up the whole bomb, adding 65% more bomb
kisame00rules 10 months ago
@kisame00rules no no no
We blow up the whole bomb, thats 65% more bomb / bomb
nikelf1 9 months ago
And the Science gets done, and make some ropes and bombs
For the people who are still rich....
1lugialover 10 months ago
Mabye ganondorf
that was a joke. Haha.
Fat chance
Leafy46 10 months ago
you forgot to add the too chi too chi too chi
camellelover 11 months ago
Lyrics:
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmMmMmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmMmMMmMmMMmMmMMmMmmMmmMmMMmmmMmMMmMMmMmMmMmMMmMmmMmmMmMMmMmmMmMmmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmMMMMmmmMmMMmMMmMmmMmMMmMmMMmMmMmmMmMmMmmMMmmmmMMMMMMmMmmMmMmmMmMmMMmMmMmmMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmMMMmMMmMmMmMMmMMmMmMMMMmMMmMMmMMmMmmmMmMmmMmMmMmmM...
PS3Fan487 11 months ago 8
In MIDI, they have to have a Morshu sound
sirrington 1 year ago
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I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now / Even though you came to my store with no rupees / And asked for some lamp oil / And on top of that, you asked for bombs / But I must inform you that / I cannot give credit // I can't give credit, it's how I run the store / If I gave you credit, you would just ask for more / So the time has come / For you to go and run / And come back when you're a LITTLE RICHER!
Link: *backs away slowly*
Jet3800 1 year ago
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I'm not even angry / I'm being so sincere right now / Even though you came to my store with no rupees / And asked for some lamp oil / And on top of that, you asked for bombs / But I must inform you now that / I never give credit / I don't give credit it's how I run the store / If I gave you credit, you would just ask for more / So the time has come / For you to go and run / And come back when you're a LITTLE RICHER
Jet3800 1 year ago
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Jet3800 1 year ago
THE BOMB IS A LIE!!!!
shyguy725 1 year ago 6
I'm going to bomb you, and all the lamp oil is gone.
ThePOKOkitty 1 year ago
Remember when the platform was sliding into the lamp oil pit and you were like''NOOO, not into the pit! IT BURNS!!'' And I was like ''DIE!'' and then I was like ''As long as you have enough ruppees!'' That was great.
mewtwosorigin 1 year ago 5
In the words of a guy definitely not related to this song, "Aw man, that was beautiful".
UndeadHavoc1 1 year ago
The lamp oil is a lie.
gmfk07 1 year ago
Sorry Link, the cake is 20 rupee's
come back when your a little MMMMMM richer
RSxenom 1 year ago
I'm MMMMMMMaking a note here.
Huge success!
Windclaw 1 year ago
Now you're thinking with credit.
MerchantOfMenace1 1 year ago
what are the lyrics? i cant make them out!
l33tshinobialchemist 1 year ago
What sucks about this game is when you open an exit portal, bombs come flying out, and you can only defeat the final boss when you have enough rubies. . .
MediaManEXE 1 year ago
MMMMMMMMM? HOW DO I GET THRO THIS MMMMMMMMMM OBSTACLE? MMMMMMMMM?
acfreak55 1 year ago
14 guys didn't have enough rupees
2UIROGA 1 year ago
this was the first time i heard still alive. no wonder i thought the game was a horror game until i played it.
imadude98 1 year ago 3
Sorry. I can´t give cake
Come back when you played through MMMMMM Portal 2!
Krati08071995 1 year ago 8
THE CREDIT IS A LIE
numanumakid565 1 year ago 3
mmmmm thats good
DeeperBlueX16 1 year ago
The cake was a mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
joohomom 1 year ago
TWO PLUS TWO IS MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMMM TEN!!! IN BASE FOUR IM FINE!!!!! X3!
GDarkGoombaG 1 year ago
Now you're thinking with BOMBS!
nameless763 1 year ago 144
@nameless763 are they portal bombs
Weegee9003 11 months ago
@Weegee9003 No...
Because, you would need to be MMMMRicher for those to appear!
nameless763 11 months ago
@nameless763 mmmkay
Weegee9003 11 months ago
@nameless763 LOL!
Morshu: BOMBS! You want it?
Me? Yeah!
Morshu: It's yours, my friend!
*Beep!* What the fu-
BOMB!
HuskyZealot 8 months ago
sad that 12 people missed the like button
ZeroX003 1 year ago
Wtf why doesn't he MMM along to the music? :(
XLazyPurpleX 1 year ago
@XLazyPurpleX Purple! Stop being lazy! I can't run the empire my self!
Tallest9 1 year ago
there really is a vid for everything O_O
Atlanta23410 1 year ago
@Atlanta23410
soon there might even be a vid for someone doing epic fails and then becoming hugely popular...
wait, thst already been done, hasnt it? o_o
y45uh1k0 1 year ago
sorry VALVe, i cant give mercy, come back when your a little less, MMMMMM, lazy!
chance531 1 year ago
@chance531 sorry gabe, i can't give you money, come back when you're a little less mmmmmmmm- SHIT *gabe eats morshu*
Rcrby525 1 year ago
@Rcrby525 *Half Life 3 delayed by a month*
TheTyrantDragon 1 year ago
sign up and join the morshu chior you just need enough mmmmmmmmmm
rupees,
kittylactose 1 year ago
"MMMMM"
That's you! THAT'S how dumb you sound!"
SuperNintendoGameboy 1 year ago 109
HuskyZealot 8 months ago
Portal gun ? Portal ? Cake ? You want it ? It's yours my friends as long you coMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMplete the Aperture Science's tests !
Deunel 1 year ago
Sorry, Chell. I can't give you cake. Come back when you're a little, MMM, more caring.
MrRenard7785 1 year ago
...RICHER!
TheMatto1000 1 year ago
Sorry Chell, i can't give Cake. Come back when you have MMMMM.. Portal gun!
mateug1 1 year ago
Sorry Chell! I cant give you the cake! Come back when your a little... MMmmmmm Finished!
gll50 1 year ago
11 poeple need to come back when there a little MMMMMMMM ritcher!
poorlymadeproduction 1 year ago
this is epic. better than the original.
ishouldplayzelda 1 year ago
I made a loop of this in audacity and listened to it while doing my homework.
CebuLips9 1 year ago
@CebuLips9 lol, i'm also doing home work. mmmmathemmmmatics specifically.
ishouldplayzelda 1 year ago
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Lamp Oil, Rope, Portal?
Black57aR 1 year ago
Sorry chell, i can't give cake.
Come back when your a little, MMM, DEAD
CebuLips9 1 year ago 6
The LAMP OIL is a lie.
The LAMP OIL is a lie.
The LAMP OIL is a lie.
The LAMP OIL is a lie...
ed1222 1 year ago 3
Maybe Black MMMMMMMesa.
KyosukeKusanagi99 1 year ago 5
This was a triummmmmmmmph.
GreenThunderLuigi 1 year ago 3
Sorry link the cakes a ummmmmm lie!!!
humanipodrocks 1 year ago 3
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AgentZero1337 1 year ago
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CebuLips9 1 year ago
This is just pure awesome.
Mattdude454 1 year ago
The Weighted Companion Bomb!
honkers34 1 year ago
The MMM is a lie
Trudermark 1 year ago 4
mmmmmm, cake!
h2a8r6t8 1 year ago 3
Sorry Chell, I can't give cake. Come back when you're a little less
MMM
gullible
AuburnAttack21 1 year ago 8
The lamp oil is a lie
FanOfGames95 1 year ago 3
the cake is a mmmmmmmmmmmm lie
PhoenixKing0617 1 year ago
Turret! You want it? I´ts yours my friend as long as you stay infront of them.
Satanskipferl 1 year ago 2
The bomb is a lie
hypernorton 1 year ago 3
In Portal 2, GLaDOS seeks revenge for her lack of rubies.
xZippy38 1 year ago
Lappyzard 1 year ago
The Weighted Companion Bomb.
xZippy38 1 year ago
you will be BOMBED and then there will be CREDIT
silly morshu, THE CREDIT IS A LIE!!!
NoobHero000 1 year ago 3
This was a triummmmmmmmmph.
FennecEars 1 year ago
Sorry, I Cant Help U Burn The Cube, Come Back When Your A Little More MMMMMM Cake
SuperKirby64Bwah 1 year ago
The Bombs are a lie
edisjigsaw12 1 year ago 3
WARNING: This video contains MMMMMMMM. Not suitable for children.
Flam3swe 1 year ago
@Flam3swe Rated M?
GeneralEchidna 1 year ago
sorry link, i can't GIVE Souls. Come back When ur a little... MMMM Still Alive!
LeeKuper9808 1 year ago
Lamp Oil, Rope, cake, you want it? Sorry link the cake is a lie!
TheConduidiots777 1 year ago 2
I don't get why people think the original is funny. This is the only time it's funny.
Meta527 1 year ago
Comments like this are friggin hillarious
hypernorton 1 year ago
you guys know hte MMMMMMMM is a lie
Clone394 1 year ago
Morshu was a lie.
hugothenerd 1 year ago
This was a triumph.
I'm mmmmmmaking a note here: NO CREDIT.
It's hard to overprice my supplies.
Aperture Science
We price what we mmmmust
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones without rupies.
bluepickle15 2 years ago 6
my favrit part was when he said MMMMM
Y0UTUBEPOOP 2 years ago 23
@Y0UTUBEPOOP me tooo
funnygig 1 year ago
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said "Mmmm", and you were like "MMM", and then I was all "Mmm." That was great.
VenaCava4 2 years ago 7
Sorry, GLaDOS, I can't give cake. Come back when you're a little... mmm... richer!!!
majarrok 2 years ago 4
MMMoist Cake, the cake is /NOT a lie oh and one more thing ,hold on i have right it here "MMMMMMM"
zeldaspower 2 years ago
The first part of the song is true, this video IS a triumph. FREAKING HUGE SUCCESS! Oh and
MMMMMMMMMM epic. :P
RandomPro2000 2 years ago
Aperture Science of MMMMMMMMMMMMMoist and Delicious cake.
superflea121 2 years ago
DROP THE BOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...B. lololololol
BradZorZZZ 2 years ago
Morshu thing go in:Morshu thing come out
sorascool12 2 years ago
ROPE goes in: ROPE comes out
nekovelo 2 years ago
NO, Bomb goes in, Bomb goes out! BOOOOMMMMMMM-
Sarrg 2 years ago
good to know that morshu is still alive ^_^
pkwinner02 2 years ago 3
This is what happens to test subjects if they don't find the cake...
gamedefier 2 years ago
Don't Worry Chell, the TriForce of Companion cube promises cake at the end of all the trials.
AdmiralZhao007 2 years ago
The cake is so delicious and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOIST
Frieddjidjiz 2 years ago
Sorry, Link. That is probably just an Aperture Science raw credit container, why don't you just rub YOUR FACE all over it until you're a little, mmmmmm, richer?
mrbobmanbob 2 years ago 3
Words cannot describe the win.
ChillyMonkey2008 2 years ago
Weighted Commmmmmpainion Cube.
creamnpuffs 2 years ago
go morshu! hopefully he sees that hole
zeldaspower 2 years ago
This is triummmmmmph
TheTrohl 2 years ago 2
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Not the best video ever made, but it worked out ok
sgmak697 2 years ago
There is a shop to be run,
There is selling to be done
for the people who have
ENOUGH RUBIES
And believe me you don't have
ENOUGH RUBIES
I don't give credit, you don't have
ENOUGH RUBIES
Jet3800 2 years ago 208
@Jet3800 RUPEES
ninjachipzanuff 2 years ago
cake?you want it?its your my friend,as long as you kill GLADOS
rangepure999 2 years ago
this is perfect !
pkwinner02 2 years ago
Great! i get my Cake! There is no time! Youre PortalGUN is enough!
kenedy65 2 years ago
great i bring my stuff
tricomator 2 years ago
Cake! You want it? It's yours my friends. As long as you complete the tests!
Jennythebunnygirl 2 years ago 140
DONT LISTEN TO HER!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE Jennythebunnygirl
poorlymadeproduction 1 year ago
@Jennythebunnygirl The mmmcake is a lie.
cyborg00000 1 year ago
Hmmmmm...how can we help?
Jennythebunnygirl 2 years ago 9
It is written: only Chell can defeat GLaDOS.
mrbobmanbob 2 years ago 10