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  • If he sais don't be a zombie and we follow it,doesn't that makes us zombies?

    PARADOX!

  • Dan, you're a dork. xD Love ya!

  • So that's why he always says "Don't be a Zombie" :)

  • Dan, thank you so much for re-enabling this video.

    PLEASE, Dan, do NOT be a zombie.

  • do you play kingdom hearts. if you don't i would suggest getting it what you would need is 1a ps2 2the game kingdom hearts 3 a tv 4 i would suggest a guid book or you could just watch the walk thru on youtube. PLEASE!

  • Is this the birth of PDBAZ

  • @OmgRawrify Yes.

  • All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.

    - Adolf Hitler

  • I clicked on it just because it said zombie -.-

  • im home educated as of 4 years ago bcuz it was right for my situation coz i have learning dificulties and work as a much slower pace than everyone else so i wont be going to college and i agee that education needs to change but not coz of the internet coz somepeople are like me and need to find differnt ways of learnin at schools just dont realy do that school teaches kids in a sorta blanket where smart kids have 2 do 2 easy work and kids that find it more difficult dont get the help they need

  • @JLoDucky

    Home educated? Dude, you can quite easily see that based solely on your grammar... -.-'

  • @TheShiftingStudios well im sorry i tried speaking properly but i ran out of characters pretty quickly oh and do i realy care what you think um no

  • @JLoDucky

    What the fuck are you talking about? You had 86 characters left! Also, if you are trying to seem intelligent, it is usually good to not speak like a fucking idiot.

    "but i ran out of characters pretty quickly oh and do i realy care what you think um no", would then be:

    "But i ran out of characters pretty quickly, and do i really care what you think? Um... No."

    So dude, learn to spell ffs, if you want to sound intelligent -.-'

  • @TheShiftingStudios  Not acording to the charactor count thingy it said i had 1 left and im getting anoying emails telling me youve replyed so please go away

  • @JLoDucky I took the exact thing you wrote and pasted it into the comment thingy "86 characters left"

  • @TheShiftingStudios well then when i wrote it the thing was being spazzy

  • @JLoDucky I think you were being 'spazzy', as it is quite obvious that it isn't YouTube glitching. Also, punctuation would really help you, because it isn't easy to read the gibberish your 'home-educated' brain has taught you.

    I think it would be better to end this discussion now, before you REALLY embarrass yourself.

  • @TheShiftingStudios im sorry but you started it

  • @JLoDucky You kinda asked me to it; I mean, 'i is home edukated i is smart'

  • @TheShiftingStudios Jeez guys, get a room!

  • @JLoDucky Yes I put the first post but u commented on what i put you didnt have to do that so please dont blame me for your stupid mistake

  • My computer is so bad that the ad lagged

  • Now THESE were the good videos

  • Bunnies!!

  • I guess I should've followed this closer. To be calling for people to address the drone problem and for someone with 250K+ subs to do just that really did put me in a state of awe.

  • rraarwrarwrarwwrar, brains!

  • @evremn AHHH! *throws peas*

  • @Pokemongod777 homersimpson brain taste gewd!

  • @evremn I've got a chainsaw! Brmmmm Brmm!

  • its kind of funny...no one likes you and you still make videos....

  • @TheHoHoMonster1 Screw you.

    Everyone love Dan Brown and D3P0

  • wheezy waiter's ford fiesta video was the pre show ad for me!!!

  • The discussion of "the discussion" will be discussed.

  • @kanmoreti fair do's man

  • if u like what u just saw if dan put u in a state of aw subscribe to him and click the orange it would really really really really really mean some-thing  if you would... if you'd do that, that'd be... that'd be really cool :)

  • @kanmoreti how can he not it's a fact not an opinion

  • Hey Dan,

    Not sure if you'll actually read this, and I don't want to be one of those zombies but I thoroughly believe the earth is only around 10,000 years old. Maybe you'll pull out something to school me, but if you are a Christian who believes in the Bible it makes perfect sense to believe the earth is only around that age. Chronologically adding up the ages of men obviously isn't a perfect system but by around 10,000 that could mean anything from 5 to 15 thousand years to me

    CHARACTER LIMIT

  • @YourSpeaker believing in something doesnt make it a physical fact, remember that

  • I think you should stop putting handsome in your tags. I think you should not judge zombies. I am not a zombie and so aren't you but there times that your a zombie.

  • Polital Universe Mindcontrol.

  • @bahremon2170 your the biggest zombie ever. You don't tell people that they're going to hell.

  • I have so much respect for Dan Brown right now

  • this vid was uploaded on my b-day =D

  • @XMEATWADXx who cares

  • pause at 1:29 haha

  • as a creationist, i'd like to explain something: evolution and creationism in no way contradict each other. everyone knows the Old Testament of the Bible shouldn't be taken word for word because it was passed down orally, but maybe the "week" that God spent making the universe didn't really take a week, and it really took billions of years, something ancient peoples couldn't understand. i think God just created the world not how we see it today, but the way science says it developed.

  • @kiddooo10 I completely agree

  • @dnarbredlih finally lol

  • @kiddooo10 NO SIR if you believe the bible and claim to be a christian you have to believe the world was created in a week just as you must also believe in witches, that diseases are caused by demons, the earth is the center of the universe, that there is a heaven in the sky above us and if we try to build a tower high enough to reach it god will strike us down, that people have been turned into salt and that in the end 7 headed dragons will bring our destruction. etc etc ETC

  • @bahremon2170 i take it you're one of those people who hates christians, which makes you prejudiced. don't tell me what i can and cannot believe. i am sick and tired of people like you telling me that because i believe in God and Jesus that my opinions must be X. not all of us share the same opinions, just as not all muslims, or jews, or non-theists share the same opinions. dammit.

  • @kiddooo10 There is nothing prejudice about telling you that if you're going to claim to be a christian and a follower of the holy bible which is the word of god that you must believe absolutely everything it says. A great multitude of christians would even agree with me. Why would you call yourself christian and then state that the bible shouldn't be taken word for word in some grand scheme to rationalize it in your head? If you had true faith you wouldn't have to do that.

  • @bahremon2170 i absolutely do not need to follow every word it says, i can think for myself. i'm catholic, and it literally is impossible to say that i have the same opinions and values as every other catholic. not everybody belonging to the same group has the same brain.

    If you read my first comment you would know that i had a perfectly legitimate explanation of my opinions on the bible, which makes a whole lot of sense.

  • @kiddooo10 I don't think you understand. You are a fake christian. You might as well just be an agnostic. If you took the time to read your bible you'd know the god you choose to follow is a wrathful god and he doesn't take lightly to people not following his word to it most literal extent. I should have known you'd be a catholic. Even the elders in your sect take the word of the bible so loosely as to allow them to have guilt free sex with boys. Just remember that you're no better.

  • @bahremon2170 lmfao wow you are literally the dumbest person i've ever argued with. i believe in god, and it's none of your business to tell me what to think or to criticize my religion.

  • @kiddooo10 No you are ignorant if you think you're going to get into heaven by saying you believe in god but not following the word of the bible. You might as well be spitting in the face of your god. You should read Deuteronomy. It lists very specific the punishment for people with your attitude. Now I say good day to you heretic.

  • @1randomstuff1 uuh actually people decide wether or not they want their birth religion to be their race.

    I for one consider myself to a Jew as my race but I hold my own strong beleifs In Atheism.

  • wait...did you just say a racist comment on christians? >=O

  • @1Randomstuff1

    Christians aren't a race, sorry.

  • @ShouLuffable you'tr right they arent... but the pogo tribe is... lol

  • @1Randomstuff1

    Christianity isn't a race nor are all Christians creationists. But he did call creationists stupid. Which is 100% true. There is literally zero falsifiable evidence for creationism and all evidence to support evolution. Those who choose to discard all evidence to believe in something that has none are obviously not thinking or, as Dan would say, zombies.

  • u are such a wanna be hank green!!!!!!!!!!

  • Just because all creationists believe that the world was created by god intead of some unstable dense ball of who-knows-what, doesn't mean that all god-fearing people are idiots. In fact, there's nothing saying that creationist think that the world was created 6000 years ago, all the bible says is that it was created in 6 of God's days.

  • @Graplevader I think it's Augustine who suggested that the earth was created 6000 years ago because he thought each day was approximately 1000 years. Also in 1650, Archbishop Ussher published the Ussher chronology , dating the creation of the earth to 4004 BC ... Literal interpretations of the bible suggested such dates... Even Newton himself said the earth was 4000 years old ( he was a christian). And the dense ball thingy, it's a false dichotomy.

  • @Graplevader Science holds provisional truths. They are the best explanations of things at the current time. Suggesting that a god (without any real evidence, and by real i mean reproducible and falsifiable evidence without any other better explanation for them) did it is just gullible. The earth is not flat and not 6000 years old, as the literal interpretation of the bible (which god knew would be read by zombies) suggests

  • Best book Zombie Survival Guide! I have read it twice.

  • All your videos now have been about community, that ok, but u have to have video of real content.

  • Honestly, there's no point in this discussion about education if it's all about opinions, yes, you can share ideas but not make a big discussion about it. But if we'd never discuss anything, there'd be nothing left to do. So the reason why this discussion is going on is to entertain ourselves. And honestly, I do not care if education fails or not, I'm staying in it, get a degree for Architecture and get a job as an architect. I love discussing, but this one is completely pointless in my opinion.

  • 4:01 'nuff said.

  • THE DOOBLEY DOO

  • Clear winner was Thunderf00t by far mate, and you know it. Just let it go.

  • So.... you're telling people to not be Christians? And that they are stupid? Then you say don't take what you say as fact... Wow Dan... I'm really not liking this at all...

  • Ummmm, Dan, the "dooble do" isn't to the right anymore. It's at the bottom.

  • @TaylorEthan1673 the video was made before the layout changed..

  • @savingcalendars Haha, okay. I was just joking around.

  • Your voice sounds like Hank Green's sometimes

  • @LobstersInMyBasement DFTBA and PDBAZ

  • instead of "Don't be a Zombie", wouldn't it be more like "Don't be a Robot"? as robots are more on the side of "only doing what they are programmed" in this case, programmed by society and life, especially insecurities and such which keeps one in the walls of one's "robotic self" not allowing who they are to be expressed, keeping their opinions inside, just watching, obtaining information, but never saying a word. Just saying, 'Robot' seems more appropriate here compared to 'Zombie'.

  • Dan .. you just lose points calling other people's thoughts stupid because in your point of view they can't think for themselves .. when in fact they might do .. but in a way that is just not logical to you ..

    there are other ways of helping "zombies" other than acting superior .. !

    This is only my thought ! I'm still a big fac of Dan tho :]

  • I know this is a bit late, and its probably not the first time its been posted but;

    i wont do what you tell me!

    Thankyou and goodnight XD

  • Your voice sounds like hank green's.

  • @secretpunk101 I was thinking Scuba Steve.

  • sorry, i wasn't paying attention. I was thinking about outdoor umbrellas

  • he copied dooblydoo off mystery guitarman

  • @Bobvindy actualy mysteryguituarman copied off of weezeywaiter

  • @Bobvindy or the other way round ;) -> artists influence and cover themselves all the time... but I don't think that he meant that... though it's not really clear/obvious to me what he actually meant by "thinking for oneself"...

  • what evre you say master

  • Rush Limbaugh knows a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT of zombies. Hell, I live in Kentucky. We have a creationist museum. My zombie alert goes off the charts when I drive near it...

  • Need a laugh or two? Fail Videos @ My Channel!!

  • @TheLazyCuddler - dude u fail in analyzing a comment. -_- "...... omg you guys take common sense to seriously. I just checked dr. dino. lmao. "TEH CHICKEN IS NOT RELATED TO THE T REX!!!"

    Dude, are you kidding me. DNA!!!!!"

    I mock how you people take common sense literally.

    I am baffled how you people don't except the fact that a chicken is related to a dino just because it's "DIFFERENT" I said in the last word, DNA.

    Okay I suck for not being more clear. You know what, 2 camels in a tiny car.

  • is a troller a zombie?

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  • @TheLazyCuddler - Evidence of dinosaurs dating 1 million years old. Isn't that enough? *laughs*

    What about ancient aztec and mayan civilizations. THEY'RE ANCIENT!!!! They're not in the bible. Cells for the win, and monkeys for the win. DNA does not lie bro.

    The moon has been carbon dated. The oldest croc is millions of years old. You all fail.

  • @TheLazyCuddler - Wrong many times my ass. AHAHAHA!!!!

  • he reminds me too much of the vlog brothers....weird

  • A lot of people don't seem to be getting this - if someone is religious it doesn't make them a zombie. If an atheist is an atheist because they were bought up that way, they are just as much a zombie as a religious person. It's only the ones who don't question -aspects- of their religion who Dan believes to be zombies, and Dan sees creationism as being one of those aspects that is not being questioned enough.

  • @jakecaput well in that case, I think atheists are probably the worst zombies! Just the other day I listened to a podcast, in which the host listed up all sorts of facts and proof of the existence of Jesus and then had atheists call in, to give proof that atheism is accurate and correct. Turns out, none of them (and there were many callers) couldn't answer the question. They just tried to counter him with other questions. So they had no real proof, but they wouldn't even imagine to question that

  • @JSAirways = they use science. they smart?! 0_o

  • Well at least the the universe isn't 6000 years olds.

  • @JSAirways Being a zombie is nothing to do with whether you are right or wrong, or how good or bad you are in discussions/arguments. It is about whether you think about what you believe in. As they were involved in a discussion about it, it suggests both the host and callers were -not- zombies.

    Being a zombie isn't about -what- you believe, it is about -why- you believe it.

  • ZOMBIEZ are humans turned into a horde of blood-thirsty, deadly, infectious, ravenous freaks turned into that because of a supernatural curse or a fast-acting virus

    NOW, what dan is talking about is , more-or-less, mindless slaves to modern-day media & propaganda who just easily believe whatever they see or hear on tv or on the internet & also those who easily do what the media "influences" or rather tells them to do

    but ANYWAY...

    what do we want?

    BRAINS!

    when do we want them?

    BRAINS!

  • Such a stupid layout, I mean what exactly was wrong with the old one?

  • @Lawlol12 EVERIBETHING!!!!

  • since when are zombies programmed??! I thought the deal was if you get bit you turn in to one

  • There is no dooblydoo any more and I want the link to the playlist!

    Damn this new layout.

  • @DukeOfMartini @DukeOfMartini It's below the video? Unlike the term "sidebar", "doobly-doo" has no limits in terms of location.

  • @Tirinka it's wildly hilarious how people complain about him being anti-christian when in one of his recent videos he WENT TO CHURCH.

    Irony tastes like nom-noms.

  • @deathscytheduo2

    mmmmmmm nom-noms

  • You mean there are actually people OTHER than zombies on Fox News? I am shocked! NOT.

  • people who believe in climate change are zombies, my family is alive luckily

  • where are all the zombies??

  • bye zombie. do you mean Troll.

  • i would do what you did but i cant prove my knowledge without a paper

  • i JUST cluicked on this for zombies

  • Think for yourself, question authority.

  • @tanNand agreed

  • Need a laugh or two? Fail Videos @ My Channel!!

  • Thunderf00t pwnu..... u sound like glenn beck.... brains.... BRAINS!!!!!

  • the only word i got was dooblydoo

  • LOL.

  • i stand to the right

  • @omamder5

    People who genealise other people into groups based on nothing but a stereotype, are just as bad, or worse.

  • @ haroldcristian

    No that's most certainly not what he means, instead it's stressed that you decide whether you really DO agree before you say so, and don't just agree because it sounds good...

    @ tastethewake

    The main problem with churches has always been that their followers do only that... follow.

    We need the conservatives because they are often the ones that think of the consequences before the hot-headed ones get burned... they complete the balance.

  • Zombies *cough*religious people*cough* should be smacked upside the head or simply ignored, because they cannot form new concepts and will only stick to their respective stories. Bunch of gits

  • the part about the zombies who think the earth is only 6000 years old made me laugh. very witty dan brown. i admire you're chutzpah.

  • @slayer66616 xD

  • Hey Dan and the pogo tribe if i agree with almost anyone does that make me a zombie? not tying to be douche just honestly curious

  • So Christians and conservatives are zombies?

    Dear Dan Brown,

    Fuck you.

  • @tastethewake

    No, he's saying that people who don't give their honest thoughts and opinions are Zombies. As in people who just agree with his opinions because he said it.

    Try watching the video, smartass.

  • @tastethewake

    no no. The catholics are.

  • @tastethewake When he said "right-wing" I think he meant "far-right-wing". Because he also said "left-wing" which implies that you have to be EXACT central...which doesn't usually happen.

    And about the Christian thing - I think he more specifically means the Christians who don't look at the evidence for both sides and instead just don't question what they've grown up with.

  • While I do like you more than Thunderfoot, you are a bit full of yourself.

  • This is a good video, I respect you slightly more now

  • I noticed you failed to refer to any liberal Zombies. A small, but significant, over sight. They do exist, you know.

  • I, myself, tend to have more libral views, but I do agree that extreemism (and zombiesm) is a something that occurs on all sides of an argument, and I think that that is a point that should be stressed whenever possible. Thank you for bringing it up :-)

  • @Proudledrapper

    Oh yes, and to assists you I would like to raise the example of Green Peace and teir nasty habit of accidentally killing people (such as the Japanese man on the whaling ship they just recently attacked, who fell overboard, got tangled in a rope, and was left to drown despite his cries for help).

  • @Proudledrapper but he DID refer to zombies =3

  • @Proudledrapper

    yeeeeah.... at least my neighbor looks like one anyway

  • @Proudledrapper Another oversight, why hasnt the government copyrighted anything refrencing 'zombies' as a cover for all zombie attacks in the world?

  • @deathswriter Because you have to go to court to protect your copyright. There are hundreds of millions of zombies out there and the government can't afford the court costs.

  • You say dont be a zombie, think for ourselves, so i propose this:

    what if, it is upon our own and individual thinking that we want to be zombies because we think it is good for us?

    im not necessarily saying i am one of them, but that it is an odd paradox that fits into your video.

    way to go man, your a sensation

  • @golosoization I like the way you think. ^^

  • @amberyam thanks

  • Zombie Programming 2.3

    Soon the zombies will take into account matters and analyze them with their zombie ways- which is the entity in which they already are. People rarely change; however, it is quite admirable when they do, and that you want to help in this way. I'm going to keep some anti-zombie spray on hand, regardless :P

  • It was through thunderfOOt's video that I found you Dan. I said it there, but I'll tell you. Ride the gravy train man. You have a real talent for this. Maybe you could be a MTV VJ or something else in another media. Whatever it is, all glory is fleeting, and you might as well enjoy your success now. Godspeed young man.

  • Can we do something as a tribe more than working to keep your ego in check? It's not even that big of a job...

  • You have officially just offended me for the last time. Unsubscribe.

  • my brother is a zombie -.-, he follows all his friend's opinions, if one of them likes.....poop-flavoured cookies, then so he will.....and he's 24.......

  • I think instead of using the word "stupid" to describe Zombies I would have used "unlucky." To us.

  • The entirety of my mom's side of the family are zombies.

    ...it's terrifying.

    One day, I--- I---

    I walked in on them and they were---

    ...-gulps-

    watching Glenn Beck.

    -cue scary music in background-

  • @Hikaru0love you poor soul

  • I hate when people take their religions, i was reading my local newspaper and their was a ad saying " at todays serice we will be talking about the jews and how jesus sacrificed for OUR sins" and I think that is very offensive because 1) a church shouldn't try to get in the way of other people's religion and 2) my local newspaper has way to many articles about cristianity and barely anything else, that is singling people out who want to know about what's going on about their religion

  • All we wanna do is eat your brains....

    naw, in all seriousness I see the point here: which is that we should form our own opinions and not take what anyone else says without first thinking about it for ourselves!

  • if you ever became a teacher i would hit my head against my desk repeatedly.

  • I was subscribed to Thunderf00t until he made that video; he was really disrespectful and harsh and, like many others, totally missed the point of your videos. He's a smart man, but in this case, he just didn't get it.

  • lol he made fun of religion... just like that, my dwindling respect for dan has been rekindled. 5stars.

  • i didnt like how dan implied that people with religion are "zombies". Its true people can be so obsessed that they cant see whats in front of them BUT i do believe we should accept,not always approve of, but accept how they live. If i dissagree with someone that doesnt make me wrong or a "zombie" it just means i believe DIFFERENTLY.I believe dan brown is a very intelligent and opinionated man. he is right to express his opinions but shoudnt ridicule people for believing differently than he does.

  • Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questionned.

  • Dan hairstyle has nice hairstyle

  • Love you Dan agree with the idea colleges need to adapt to their students disagree with your descion to drop out but like you said to each his own and i wish you the best and hope that your career here does work out :D

  • Dan, it's true that some people are too easily influenced. However, I don't think you should consider those who are religious or believe things like "the earth is only 6000 years old" as "zombies". Surely this is another form of pushing out other's ideals? I'm not saying that people can't become obsessed and doctrine-y about these things, but really?

  • he's saying that 'zombies' are people who don't 'think'. religion is a way of observing life, to answer questions. the people who just follow life and don't imagine or try to do something big, just go to school, work, family, die are what he calls 'zombies'.

    this discussion has nothing ,what-so-ever to do with religion or beliefs.

  • Cool story bro.

  • @JSAirways Dan is saying that some people are programmed to spew those beliefs, which is true. Can you really say that there aren't Christians who never read the bible or investigate answers for themselves, but just spew that everyone else is wrong and they are right because someone told them they were? God gave us brains and he expects us to use them to figure out why we believe. We are supposed to have faith like a child but even kids ask why. Dan's just saying we need to think for ourselves.

  • @JSAirways

    ur not a zombie.

    no zombies aware that they are zombie.

  • @JSAirways Nobody cares. Go away.