Sex With Ducks: the Music Video by Garfunkel and Oates

[EmeraldView]

Oooh baby. Ducks.

[mathias199611]

tits!!!!!! she whit the black hair

[TheIjnay]

Great song, meaning could be a little confusing... I thought it sounded anti-gay marraige >.<

[deph008]

or just do each other..... please?

[EpikM0nst3rMaN]

you ruined =3

[Spartucus101]

HOLY Sh*T Kate.....keep the bob...It makes my panties wet lol. Seriosuly girl it looks hella good on you. Also Riki is a super smexy lady, not to give all the attention to Kate. Either of you willing to goto prom with me?

[AwesomeMegaBalls]

I'd fuck the shit out of a duck...

[RayMarvel6]

I dont like

[froggman418]

What's What on Sex with Ducks.

[scratchfg212]

the gooch!!!

[BDFdaTnT]

Anyone got duck-tape???

[ZodiacDragons]

HEEEY That guy is T-Gay Buttfiller!

[gymnasticsqueen02]

love it!

[writeitandweep]

This is really funny. <3 You guys are so muich better than RWJ. and omg TJ Miller <3

[mikemetalevafans]

I WOULD LIKE TO BE A DUCK ROGHT NOW!

[zacharytatman9]

They still suck, girls are not funny.

[TTTgundams]

@zacharytatman9 you just insulted half of the world's population.

You don't make sense RWJ fanboy, go troll away on some fail video instead.

[HAYATOHIBIKI]

@TTTgundams I love how you just assume he's a RWJ fan. I don't think they're funny. but i don't look down on women despite being gay.

[gtward]

The brown haired girl was Teds girlfriend on Scrubbs :) if you only knew about these guys from RWJ - you've been missing out ... <3 you guys Please come play at my birthday <3

[Trpimir29]

Thumbs up if RWJ bhroughts you there!

[lovedaclassics]

saw you after RWJ, this is brilliant stuff haha, kind of smartass stuff i love

[theshibby13]

haha, you 2 are just about the most silliest little ladies EVER! who thinks of sex with ducks? ha

[JBChivas007]

they are dumb

[JBChivas007]

this is dumb

[focksnooz]

Are Hall and Simon lesbos?

[Seychaspomru]

а о чём эти лахушки поют?

[148rzvadim1]

sexy



[smauglover]

I remember you from Scrubs =)

[jessevampiro17]

Shoulda talked about howard the duck in that

[IZIKICONIC]

hahah this is so funny i have watch it like 14 times lol i love it

[crazysteve670]

i hope that bathtub blows up

[supersoberguy]

Wow, very stupid..

[Rokku6666]

you're that girl from raising hope arent you ?!

[A7XSOADROCK]

ugly ass bitches

[RavyTheRaver]

get on your knees and suck my duck.

[jhokenson]

You can squeeze my duck.........

[guitarguy1143]

i bet there lesbians

[AlanaWho]

She looks like Amanda Seyfried...

[dan45555]

I can't stop watching and laughing and I've loved this song for years :D

[233TheNinja]

ROBO FAG



[minimisho]

чета про уткоёбов походу.. :)

[MultiMig12345]

eeerm... WTF!

[dan45555]

Lmao I have a duck costume from when I was 5 and after watching this I'm slightly creeped out by it lol

[isuka66]

You attract me Oates

[zbronze]

Looks like some commenters don't understand sarcasm, and don't read video descriptions either.

Do they really mean what they're saying here? No, and that's half the point!

Did Pat Robertson mean what he said? While I expect he was exaggerating, yes, he did mean it at least in part. That's the other half of the point behind this.

[Rynelandt]

Idk y but i have this random need to quack the smaller one hhah

[Boogala4634]

These idiots make no sense

[colinchrispeyton]

@Boogala4634 Read the description of the video.

See it now?

[saniipour]

TJ Miller! The greatest Robofag ever lived!

[VladimirDestoff]

Больше русских!! 

[Mulikazz]

Русская часть ТыТрубы атаке

[Andreeyy14]

WTF ????

[robEls911]

i honestly have no idea how anyone over the age of 14 can find this remotely funny

[yousefakon]

Quack..

[Azat7Hippie7Valeev]

Я бы вдул!))

[N76ist]

А теперь по русски,вашу мать!!!)

[KapecStrane]

@N76ist что-то про уток поют, типа - как хорошо быть уткой :)

[Fastereus]

@N76ist Всё просто ... учи енглишЪ

[aligarhmogul]

@N76ist  ебля с уткой!

[SilentPartizan]

@N76ist Хахаха! Попроси "Кураж-бамбей" сделать перевод! Они и без перевода милые и смешные :)

[DavidFigs22]

TJ MIller!

[italianofilms]

Are you guys lesbians?????

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

I love you guys :3

[balistiiknation]

Blonde one looks like a duck

[PrisonTool]

Thumbs up if scrubs brought you here.

[A7XSOADROCK]

THIS CHICKS ARE HIDEOUS!!!! DISGUSTINGLY UGLY.....

[TheIloveelectrohouse]

@A7XSOADROCK Yea but you can't help but look away from the euro one

[ferretsnest]

@A7XSOADROCK lmfao alright guy that's so fat he can't see his own dick.

[moonlily1]

@A7XSOADROCK You are disgustingly shallow, rude, arrogant and stupid.

[lyndaYalegre]

hey t. j. miller!

[miles2057]

After seeing these girls on RWJ & thought meh I then checked out their videos & other work & realized that these chicks are hot property & are really good!!!

They have even done extensive tv work.

I've noticed that Kate/Oates even had major appearances on one of my favorite tv shows, Scrubs!!!!!

How fucken awesome!!!!!

I think RWJ's problem was that without an intro to the duo,a LOT of people did NOT know their work & as with a lot of change/new things,people did NOT warm to it.Well done girls!

[ThatEpicSauce]

she looks like Anna Torv

[belladonnakilla]

garfunkel looks like the same cup size but oates is taller. just sayin, eitherway, great vid :D freaking hilarious

[jackimo24]

Ugly

[dgillespie13]

who is and who cares about RWJ. These girls are talented.



[FatBoySujin]

@dgillespie13 talented with boobs

[NuggetPirate]

@dgillespie13 You don't know who RayWilliamJohnson is?

[M1R2S]

Garfunkel and Oates and T.J Miller were all in RWJ

[lucaselviserickson]

@M1R2S I waas just thinking that! Maybe he saw this video when planning

[hermy8]

Funny ,but how do you bring up gay marriage and sex with ducks and not dip into the ernie and burt rubber duckie well, still good stuff ;)

[domcom74]

crap pic quality

[TheNews1990]

I wonder if they know there are rubber duck sex toys? I guess they do know now!

[meapcrap23]

I like you guys

[meapcrap23]

I know her

[TedsVlogs]

this is a strange song ha

[KylieLautner]

Hey! It's Shelly from Raising Hope! :D She sings on the show too and I always love it! This has just made my day! You guys are amazing!!!! Totally subscribing. And Rob Pattinson is not so bright, thanks for making this video to prove that what he said was completely ignorant. :D

[sadsad5]

God damn is Oates attractive in a bathing suit O.O

[MuchMoreBroccoli]

Cheese in a cup

[MPOPsM8]

what the fuck

[MrKalungkong]

cheese in a cup lol

[Purple100200]

what... the fuck

[Cutieheyhi1]

its the cheese girl from cory in the house..

[reggad239]

Didn't i see Garfunkel in Scrubs?

[xColbert]

@reggad239 no you saw oats :)

[PinxyHD]

They aren't on the couch? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?! ಠ_ಠ

[scareless182]

Stupid

[Dincorta]

TJ Miller is in this? Weeeeee!

[CorinneyJ]

what the duck?

[ihazbeentrolling]

@starwars 1442 ( or something) that was pro gay u tard

[hollywood1199]

YOU FUCK'D MY RWJ, you should be ashamed.

[lucaselviserickson]

@hollywood1199 You shut the fuck up, rwj not that funny anyway

[Starwars1442]

good vid marrage is for man and women olny

[alliewagz77]

I love this.

[Partypooper127]

Xgermandrunkx I so agree

[xGERMANDRUNKx]

U guys made RWJ suck.

[MrKitteh25]

You need a duck with a dick.

[FacciaDiBambino]

This is brilliant

[ZynusGaming]

Having sex with the small one is like fucking Justin Beiber

[colorado970fun]

I thought =3 was great, 1st time I've heard of them. I'm here to subscribe.

[oreosis]

@oreosis * wouldn't

[oreosis]

Ahh the rwj trolls are trolling. Now I do love =3 and to be honest they weren't that great on the show but rwj picked them so he must like them and I'm sure he would want people telling them they suck. Plus I'm sure it was scripted so if the jokes weren't funny it wasn't their fault. They were probably nervous and it's ray show so no one can do it better then ray himself.

[ohenriquecimento]

they sucked on =3

[Necumambo]

ooh i just love to cuddle with my duckie all night long!

[kirimikium]

I found you from Fallopian Willard Thompson's equals three and unsubscribed from him, and subscribed to you!!! I love you'z!!!!

[JagerMikesterX]

I wish you two were ducks. Dirty ducks. Slutty filthy ducks........that like monkeys. Dammit.

[uppiesgalore5]

One time my rubber duck had a penis so my mom told mee to throw it oht

[JustAnAllycat]

Theres a reason its illegal in the first place...

[stojanovich]

I adore you two,keep it up!

[PannyDavies]

You guys are brilliant xD

[00civicekjay]

A man has a Dick and a girl has a pussy for a reason. Gay marage and having sex with a duck are one in the same.. there WRONG!! Lmfao

(haters welcome to reply all u like) I love trolls:)

[Kyomu13]

I thought that duck was going to be some kind of slang term for something but no. they mean the water foul

[imapieface]

@Clint945 I'm not trying to troll.

[jspider27393]

=3

[ProductBen]

TJ Miller!!!!!!!

[WinkelManBearPig]

No wonder they're not mainstream funny, people don't like to be preached at by their entertainment. Just look at south park and how the ratings slid downhill after it stopped being funny and dumb and started having a subject and morals imbedded into it. Of course beastiality is gross, about as gross as sucking a dick to me. But somebody else likes it I guess...

[Airsoftdude1]

And the guy looks like Roy from The Office

[Airsoftdude1]

The short haired one looks like Nicole de Boer... with short hair....

[imapieface]

F*CK gay marriage. Might as well say goodbye to humanity.

[Clint945]

@imapieface

Trolling at max capacity.

[TheErraticTheory]

I'm getting a species change operation so I can goose Kate's Micucci.

[Giraffinator]

I'd sure goose these ducks...

[KVaco96]

thumbs up if ray william jonson brought you here

[210peanutswaye]

If this turd landed 1.5mil hits I don't need to see your recent 100K bullshit...hope ur happy u ended RWJ's reign...

[gingerstendtoSNAP]

Garfunkle looks like Donna from That 70's show when she dyes her hair blonde.

[MattXtreme100]

U guys r cute :3

[97snoopdawg]

You guys are fucking funny. Forget the haters on rwj they just miss ray. Stick to yalls musical comedy;)

[beachedturtl3]

So wait I'm lost are lesbians!?!?

[DanK3l14]

I thought i said sex with drugs

[themarvshow]

Ramona nowitski

[TH3xGRAP3ST]

Ducks are bad ass

[sonofeveryone]

Y u girls hatin on the gays?

[MrSoulClamp]

Ducklove isn't for everyone. But I bet pat Robertson loves it

[repochick20]

LOOLOOOL this was posted on my bday:)

[GOTHICxLEPRICON]

the word for that is beastaliety :P

[shaniannajones]

Lol at the end you can see the camera guy's shadow!!

[MassivFerguson]

sheldon's girlfriend....

[JensTheKarmaPolice]

Marry me oates ;D

[cirquexduxseph]

not subscribed to you guys but =] you were great in rwj. screw the haterz. ^^ youz purty funneh ey! lol well... just thought I'd shout out an encouragement to you guys! :]

[evisin77]

Why can't I keep my eyes off that little bitch

[Hibbis1]

wasnt the girl in the short black hair in cory in the house ??

[TheVarulfen]

You guys are so fucked up, I simply love you!

[Matthew94R]

Oh hey its the Cloverfield guy. I really love his stand up, but his name slipped my mind..

[GodlyNinja]

Ignore all these RWJ fanboys talking crap.

They're fans of =3, so they obviously don't enjoy creative and good humor :).

[Mitchoo16]

Y'all are awesome fuck everyone!

[TheSecretLight]

I'm scared. D:

[24sar24]

@EraenaCBell agreed!

[TheLiamsta1997]

YOU RUINED RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON! FUCK YOU!

[runescapekiller98]

@TheLiamsta1997 wow look at this fail right hear go back to sucking raywilliamjohnsons cock u fucking troll

[gdrummer1234]

I was gonna say they sucked... but y'all been there....

[TheDeathSentence1]

plz dont ever EVER EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR­RRR do =3 again

you two suck

[TheDeathSentence1]

you guys suck dick...

[141096me]

omg its guch off scrubs

[wburch11]

Damn all these haters i liked the idea of =3 but shit it hasn't been funny in years. at least sub host's make it a little better so fuck off trolls

[GodlyNinja]

@wburch11 The only time =3 was close to being good was when Kassem hosted it.

[ThePeeterpaan]

@GodlyNinja its good when rwj or gabriel iglesias hosts it

[Amaterasu16]

Who gives a fuck about RWJ, You were epic as ramona on Big Bang Theory!

[ikindahateu]

ON EQUALS THREE YOU WHERE 0:29

[BloopBloop213]

@ikindahateu I'll help you out a little with the grammar! ;)

You were 0:29 on Equals Three!

[lngbrd94]

@ikindahateu hahahahhah thats good

[EpicWeirdoKid]

@ikindahateu Your spelling is 0:29

[shuffleNbakersfield]

@ikindahateu LOL

[fredrb28]

@ikindahateu Thanks.

[toonlink18]

@ikindahateu why youre such a hater?

[trabbi1991]

so funny how everybody is coming from =3 to this channel and hating on them :)

[xlFuGiizY]

That guy is from Cloverfiled movie

[EraenaCBell]

guys ray told them to host the video so hate on ray.



[kattygurl91]

DONT EVER EVER EVER DO =3 EVER AGAIN.....p.s. u guys still rocks

[jess101angel]

Damn why are there so many people hating ... I'm pretty sure they didn't ask for your criticism so find something more entertaining to do with your time instead of trashing others

[randombaggins]

Most dislikes on a RWJ video, how do you feel bitches?

[jubyp0b]

@randombaggins Actually, it's not the most disliked video from RWJ's channel. 

[narutovegetaDboy]

lololol ur most viewed video has to do with sex..how do you feel youtube whores..ps ur rwj video sucked..that is all

[78headman]

Guy shadow at end