The Rock (parody)

[JayConstance]

"uh, you're funny too...if you're a comedian" I almost suffocated from laughing so hard

[LuLu615]

Nalts looks a lot like Christopher Meloni in this video. Probably because of the badass Law & Order-like stare, lol.

[TheoVanDerDeer]

you have a typo in this video "For further context, here's Senator Gavel"

its GRAVEL not Gavel

[k31757]

dumb, dumb, dumb, only one word can explain this crap, DUMB.

[MattVnation]

Funny!..i liked it!

[taosit]

Hmmm! So?? You both got seriouse problems about not being funny.

[mar10ma]

boriiiiing wait wait hAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA NOT THAT FUNY

[gravel2008]

By far, this has been my favorite parody video! It's time Nalts does a Collab with the campaign!

[blipsandfuzzywarmth]

This is like two people 69ing each other. Watch this video then this video which my video is responding to blah blah blah. I'm sure it's fun for them, but for the rest of us. . .

[KingSchism]

^ Oops! I'm up there!

[KingSchism]

My video(my only one)

which is a parody of this one

which is a parody of another one

is a parody of a parody of a parody;

is funny.

is a parody of a parody of a parody; is funny.

[KoolioGirl060]

zzzzzz....Oh, something was going on?

this is so boring

[biannwilmer27]

Everyone wants their 15 minutes of fame. We just give them that by watching these videos. Our 15 minutes could be spent more wisely however by switching to Geico.

[souleater9189]

i already use Geico. so what else am i to do with my spare 15 minutes?lol

[JackLORDofTOASTppl]

SWITCH TO ALLSTATE THEN BACK TO GEICO

[chiksdigme]

that wuz so stupid wut the heck wuz the point

[lolguy321]

-.-

[RoseSiegel]

now that i know the context, it's very funny..

[GELALSATANAE]

LA WEA CALLAMPA WEON OH!!!!

[Nobody04]

Everyone watch the video he's making fun of before you say stupid things. It's in the description...

And that, was hilarious. God, what an awesome spoof of Gravel, the video gives me nightmares.

[YouVRay]

LOL that was funny I guess I wouldn't have got that if I didn't go to the first site; the explanation is in the second site(posted in the info)

[TubeCaan]

riiight...

[richo1690]

and???????????????????????????­?????????????????

[ximon22]

booooooooooooooring

[VFutbol61593]

i dont get it...

[houseygirl]

huh????? don't get it!

[Sp4mf1sh]

i don't get it ;P

[stikchick2]

Okay, two things to say...you scare me, and what was with the rock thing at the end?!

[lunar2323]

Thats hilarious, good spoof. Heh the original is so weird.

[Deathwisher666]

Hehe.. nalts.. you are weird.. :)

[elementalize]

I dont get it plz tell me what the heck this is supposed to meen

[rockinrachelle91]

mmmmhummmm.....

[sophiaal]

Clever!!!

[CKBfilms]

dont get it

[mac8643]

HAHA! I didn't understand what was going on until you threw the rock in lol! Very creative.

[tigonridge]

This is another highly creative video. It's not "haha" funny, but it's very amusing. 5 stars. I love it.

[babydollol]

Where is spencer...more spencer more spencer

[sumotherdude]

Oh god this IS one of the funniest vids I've seen... CM is a legend AND he made my theme song, whooo!!!!

[enchiladah]

you look French

[Jessiica48lorene]

ooh... i get it! lol. i think i could have been smart enough in the first place to look in the description..

but yeah, this is pretty funny. XD

[riverbasil]

ahahahaha this just made my day!!! its a shame not everybody understands it, they COULD look in the description, it wouldn't hurt them!! ahaha great video guys

[totalactress]

what? I'm sorry I didn't get this one.

[AndyJB2005]

My advice: stop calling in the jokes with guest "stars" and references to other youtubers. Not everyone knows who pipistrello (or whoever) is. Just be yourself, naltsy! It was great seeing videos like the evil hand back in the day. :)

Maybe a bit too soon on the rock throwing joke. But I got it.

[soniatenaeem]

i couldnt laugh, what did i miss?

[ebatton]

not even close to funny

[Vash001]

Naltz why did you throw a rock in the water.....i confused now

[JorickHorn]

Gravel for prez!

[BobFredson]

I've only seen one other video I've laughed this hard at. Seriously, the pain in my sides could have killed me!

Hm... Can I sue you for that?

[flufflypuffly527]

this is one of the boringing videos ever!!

[papackar]

You threw the wrong rock in the water. I don't understand. Nalts, please explain.

[GageS93]

Watch the video that Nalts has in the info part of this page, and you'll understand. That is the video he was spoofing, by Senator Mike Gravel.

[summerfae]

total fake splash sound. :)

[R4ndomCrap]

oh I get it. you have to be smart enough to read the description to understand it. interesting concept.

[fooballstud]

what a freaking waste of time!

[Vectronics]

On a technical level , his vids are obviously impressive , but he's like a big budget , big for youtube that is , movie with a weak narrative and no payoff , still waiting for some actual entertainment from this guy . Polished doesn't always equal effective .

[Geminate7]

Megasucks, good call. It could also use a healthy dose of decrapifying. After that though, there wouldn't be anything left to watch.

[IAGuy06]

Reminds me of my last job interview....but you were more talkative.

[poopjess]

ooo k

[griz717]

wow...........that was definately a waste of 3 minutes

[MegaHater]

sucks

[ChristopherMast]

it megasucks

[JAKEBARRYMORE]

very good parody on Mike Gravel - but I'll vote for Gravel before Nalts.

[479Lucy]

lovely

[gibbo1988]

lolage

[TonyDi]

GEEZ!! I didn't think Kevin could be SILENT for THAT LONG!! AMAZING. And while it caused me to scratch my head in wonderment, not quite "getting it" - other than to think "well, that's Nalts for you"...I still had to laugh at it. Especially like the wuss not being able to pick up the BIG rock at the end. Too heavy fer ya there boy? HAHAHA!!

[ned316]

3:35 wasted....

[punkrocksknot]

neato

[hinata9312]

I've cried and laughed at the same time before. It's a sad, sad moment. . .

[CultofNalts]

OOOOOH .... when I first watched this, my response was "WTF?" ... thanks for putting the context in the description.

[coloursepia]

meanieofnalts

[coloursepia]

that's some gravitas you got there!

some fine acting all aound

[SteveRamone0075]

I thought the original was brilliant, this is less so, but I laughed when he started crying.

[bomb4040]

UHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[emerald2468]

lol that would seriously freak me out

[pkconquerpk]

ummmm....awkward....O_o

[ryder1111]

Nalts, I don't know why but your serious face makes me crack up. I think it's 'cause I know yer fakin' it.  Loved it. -Ryder

[cylindricalcynic22]

uhhhh...i don't get it?? why did u randomly throw a rock in the water?? i guess i think it's funny just because it's so random!!

[filofarnsworth1]

Ha Ha, Nalts, I see you've joined the Pod People!

[BellyButton3004]

Sorry Nalts, not matter what you say, you're way funnier that this guy! Don't under-sell yourself!

[ChristopherMast]

Yeah, you're right...

[BellyButton3004]

Sorry - perhaps I should watch more of your videos and get a better 'taste' of you... ;o) x

[ChristopherMast]

Hehehee... You're free to dislike. Haha. Honestly, out of my vids, I'd bet you'd find a some you love, some you hate, and some you think are a pure waste of time. I'm pretty random.

[ChristopherMast]

I did this particular one this way 'cause Nalts loves it when I weep (kinda creepy, huh?) :)

[IAGuy06]

Oh that's not as bad as SOMEONE I know that likes vomit videos. (You know who you are)

[R4ndomCrap]

what about people who vomit comments?

[IAGuy06]

Just as long as they don't get it all over.

[msbrad]

am i the only person who doesn't really find anything funny about it?

[donkey2626]

113th comment! HECKYES

[ch920211]

lol i wish gravel would comment on this video. you should have shown yourself walking away for like 1 minute like what mike gravel did in his commercial. that would be even funnier. this is sooo funny!!!!!

[dubie22]

lol, that was so mean, but funny, what was with the rock at the end? was it just to lighten the viewer up? or what?

[SharpieShawn]

hah, i don't get it

[mattlove1]

This was similar in them, but quite different in execution, to that segment of Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes where Tom Waits deconstructs Iggy Pop's self-confidence. Here we have another meeting between iconic figures; it seems that when two are so much larger than life, a contest of the wills insures that one will triumph. I still can't believe Renetto won in his encounter with Nalts. I hope for a rematch someday.

[Mom2AJ]

metaphor of a pebble in a pond

[LCW1993]

ahahahahaha!!!

[ThirdProverb]

sorry that was weak

[cutiekitten1987]

I didn't entirely get it ...im sorry for that but i would love to know what made it so brilliant.

[zsandmann]

8 year staring contest winner - nalts!

[DallasDiamond]

Christopher Mast is quite funny! Nalts,you were also good, as the Immovable Object. ( until the end, when you moved)

[yootoobster07]

You looked so serious!! scary

[charlestrippy]

that was amazing hahah

[toolgirl150]

I don't think I really got that one.  Was it conceptual?

[Haynes1994]

I love the part where you can't lift the first rock, you girly man. (I say this is my best Ah-nold voice).

[liz1060]

OK...so now both of you have to fall in poo.

[snarkdetriomphe]

hahahahahaha liz, there you go again! I, too, was trying to think of a way to say "um, yeah, not so much" without being rude... great comment!

[liz1060]

Thank you, but really, there's no way to loose with poo. It's just Humor 101.

[dunlapgal]

LOL ;p

[redneckbling]

u were so rude

[Ranblv]

Hilarious

Chris really pulled it off.

[tripplehelix]

Christopher masturbation is more of a whore than you are :D That was pretty good... made me very confused, the rock thing was equally as strange.

[88GTi]

Me no understand either? :)

[iPilipino]

lol...its a parody of the guy in his election videos. idk who he is though, he aint as important as youtube so idc.

[KaiToTheN]

hehe love it :)

[ReallyTallShortGuy]

This want funny....?

[ReallyTallShortGuy]

WASNT*********

[Tilunaxo]

that is so simple... but unless you know the story behind it... it looks a little odd..

brilliant... i love the idea

[Mainyard48]

Nalts you got my vote.

[Espiriteus]

It's hypnosis. DAMN I FELL RIGHT INTO IT! Nalts is trying to take over the world one youtuber at a time. (We need a better name than "youtubers" what about "Tube-boobs" or "Tube-heads"?)

[poopslingingmonkey]

Checking dictionary for "metaphor"...

[Pawys1111]

This is Nalts response to why he wears Crocs....

[MabusPwns]

LMAO!! Loved it.. psh I've been subscribed to ChristopherMast for a LONG time now :), I am like his 21st subscriber /flex.

[Brennna]

Well, there's 3 minutes and 35 seconds of my life I will never get back. I'm unsubscribing.

[ironfisteagleclaw]

Thanks for the crack up guys! good job one this one:)

[sethea]

NALTS FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

[mcase1013]

I agree!!!

[ParanoidGenius]

One word/phrase/thing:

Lol

[sethea]

#46!!!! Wahoo! My closest to FIRST I've been!

[MisterKill666]

oh nvm i watched the video in the decription and now i get it :P:P btw i love all of ur vids nalts keep em coming and dont give a crap about wat others say!! (plz reply to my comment u rarely do,, do u even remember my older comments on other vids? i think u replied to me once or twice..) .. ,, aww wow im getting too attached to u i need to get a life.. naw jk ,,, but too much youtube for me!! i need to practise guitar more and actually go to the gym.,, and oh crap my job :/

[HatofNalts]

Hmmm none of me, again! I still thought it was funny though!Party because I read the description first. My friend is like a juiour you. I'll make a video.

[MisterKill666]

so u threw that brick into the lake just to show us that this time it wasnt a green screen and that u were actually in that place?:P

[wintertyme]

just dumb

[ChristopherMast]

Yeah.... you're probably right.

[NutCheese]

I could feel the sexual tension in that video!

[ChristopherMast]

Hey Kevin, who's this NutCheese chick, anyway?

[nalts]

Didn't you just half expect one of us to grab the other and start smooching? Just to break the tension?

[NutCheese]

I did notice Christopher bending down.

[ChristopherMast]

I was on a hilly bank. There were too many brats and idiots on the path side of the lake. You'll see in the blooper reel in a couple days! Too many damned people go to Golden Gate Park on the weekends dammit!

[viddareff]

i still think theres missing footage of you guys making out

[ChristopherMast]

It's not "missing." You have to subscribe that "other" video site!

[viddareff]

i stand corrected.

[loryncle]

OK, just read the back story and i get it now. Oddly, i noticed your walk was different. You don't usually walk like that. LOL I see now. I like Gravel, btw.

[nalts]

That was my patented Gravel walk

[Toastercrumbs]

NALTS MAKE A VIDEO SAYING "MOOSEY ROCKS" and ill send ya a tv in the mail

[nalts]

what's your e-mail address? plz send

[Toastercrumbs]

nalts :] i am the best

[loryncle]

OK the dissing thing was funny. Not knowing who he was. Very funny. I see the differences between the two videos and i get that. But i don't understand the rock throwing. Or what you were dragging before that.

[nalts]

It's a spoof of the Gavel video (see description). Only I couldn't lift the first rock.

[ButtcrackXerox]

No.. the first rock represents a lump in the middle of the road, immovable, an obstruction. The second rock produces ripples moving to infinity. It's a clear statement. A dichotomy; a choice. This is why artists shouldn't be allowed to comment on their own work.

[ButtcrackXerox]

I think the drugs just kicked in.

[coloursepia]

I bet one of the kids could ;)

There's your next video!

[boobtubious]

Those of us with good taste were already subscribers to Mastm and you of course too! :)

[NSfilms]

Awesome vidoe Mr Nalty

I love your work

I wish my ideas pop0ped up like yours do but

meh!

[nalts]

1:55-2:01... I could play that all day over and over and over and over.

[Svhsgirl]

LOL That was so funny

[sukatra]

Brilliantly Bergmanesque. I feel a sudden urge to rent a swedish film with subtitles.

[nalts]

You make me want to be more smarter

[IAGuy06]

Whait ,isn't it morer smarter?

[viddareff]

yes, dubbed in german with french subtitles is even better.

[wogsland]

That's totally how I was imagining what you'd be like to meet!

[aDifferentView]

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

[IAGuy06]

I have an extra pair of sunglasses of you need them.

[Astrazzi]

Hmm... you got a bit of a Jason Statham look going on.

Not too shabby... love your videos.

[DoctorKnowNothing]

I don't know if I'll subscribe yet, but this is interesting stuff on my first night here. Glad I stumbled across you. It's interesting how you put your videos together.

[nalts]

First night on YouTube? Say goodbye to the rest of your life.

[sukatra]

Ditto.

[viddareff]

welcome to the asylum

[ChristopherMast]

You're SO going to wonder where all the time went!

[IAGuy06]

Double ditto.

[1938superman]

:-) Had to be done.

[phillipah7]

You must be going for office.

[USALawyer]

Hmm. Cross Country Collab.

[ChristopherMast]

Yep.

[nalts]

Tripple Helix noticed the shadows were falling slightly differently.