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  • when girls start looking like Zoe Saldana and Mila Kunis, we'll start acting like the guys in the movies.

  • Jacob: I'm in love with your newborn baby, Bella.

    Yep.

    Perfect words. At the perfect time.

  • the guys from 300 actually worked out really hard thay were fat but after intence training they looked like the movie spartans see the behind the scenes 300

  • dude, god totally had ur back on tht one. u r such an inspiration! i am savin myself 4 marriage 2 and every video u make is building my faith that i can do this and still have a life. and it makes me feeel better bout the way i tlk cuz im black and people say i sound like a blonde white chick :) but anyhooziez thnx 4 bein there 4 me... much luv!!! btw me and my BF play mario kart allll da time!

  • Swoozie don't tell them (guys) to do that! They just get lazy afterwards and its like...false advertising! LMAO

  • you really did give me what i love. how do you do it?

    : D

  • I'm eatin chicken

  • So, I just watched last house on the left with my girlfriend. I should rape her and her friend then kill her friend and injure her. Get killed by her over protective parents ;3

  • You're such a ladies man haha, love it!

  • I love your vids man your great

  • i dont totally agree with you here. I think girls what the guys who are just different, not necessarially the guy from the movies. Because simply just confessing to a girl that you love her works great in a movie cuz she has to react in such a way that the audience goes "awwwwww" at the end when they fall in love, but doing that in life doesnt work and its just seen as kinda weird. But great videos, and solid advice.

  • Swoozie, this is my third video i have watched..... hahahaha Bro! hahahahaha ahhhh man!! I have a lot of these to watch i guess.

  • I must join this swoozie work out plan.

  • I'ma girl, and I remember oh soo vividly when I first saw that scene of Fast and Furious and Vin Diseal picked up the girl by the butt and intensly made out with her...I immediately became infatuated with Vin Dieseal and wanted by boyfriend or hubby to do that to me *^^*

    And I was only 12 when I thought that >.<!

  • @Iheartnihon Clap clap

    

  • haha the part where the little piece of paper @ 1:37

  • you are amazin

  • Lmao, I believe Swoozie got that jacket from yesstyle.com. Save yourself money. Dont purchase from there.

  • @nintendeon I love that website!!!!

  • Did you really pick your girl up and put her on a car

  • So true.

  • Were is the jacket from?

    

  • dear swoozie, it's 1:40 AM where i live right now. I have a calc test and a french test tomorrow, and I promised I would study for both of them. I spent the last couple hours watching your videos. Thanks a lot for being awesome you dick.

  • Hey Adande, this might be a dumb question but, are you a YouTube partner. Because you really deserve to be. Your videos are some of the best on YouTube in my opinion. Plus you're a Christian ;) <3

  • swoooooziiieeeee

    

  • the swoozie workout program......ok, I can now have your babies ;D

  • your framing is bad dude.. your cutting off you head..

  • @onelaststand1 No headroom is a good skill in film

  • @KlayyJayy im a camera man at a local t.v station. ive always been taught cutting off head is bad.. he doesnt need chest i think, id go with head+ shoulders only

  • @onelaststand1 Okay, yeah I understand that but this is a different medium. Maybe it could be better however.

  • @KlayyJayy idk i guess its just personal preference. i like head plus shoulders, but for what hes doing, hes useing his hands, and a lot of upper body movement. so i guess this shot would fit the use

  • your face looks so smooth...

  • 1:35 *faints*

  • My girlfriend wants me to pull a scene from the latest twilight where he supposedly breaks her head board. How the fuck am i suppose to do that?

  • @UnseenHeroWii LOL!!!

  • Swoozie man plzzzzz let me know where you got that jacket from. has that james bond swag to it!

  • oh my gosh. . .every guy should watch this before they start dating. EVERY GUY

    

  • Cinematic Story: HE FUCKIN TRIED TO PUT ME THROUGH A CAR HOOD!

  • omg swoozie, where did you get that white jacket or whatever it called please? man u have great style!

  • that. is a hot outfit.

  • Spoken with heart and like a true artist. It's amazing someone like you actually exists in the 407. Stay anomalous!

  • @swoozie06 where did you get that jacket from?

  • YES that was a good brotip hahaha

  • I feel like sending this to a guy...

  • No homo...but i love you

  • Swoozie.. My god. <3

    He's got me woozy. xD

  • Where did u get that jacket and wats the name of it please respond

  • where do i get that jacket?!?! neeed 2 know!

  • Where can I get a jacket like that?!!

  • Guys if you dont know what movie to get ideas from, just watch "the notebook" lol

  • lmfaoo so true about the f&f scene... hahahaha

  • @swoozie06 I'm not gonna lie, that was kinda hot :)

  • FAAH YOU LOOK SO FLY AND ILL WHEN YOU CHANGED CLOTHES BE LIKE THAT FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA

  • I don't think our hints are subtle. we're pretty blatant and passionate about our love for these men

  • your level of freshness rises way higher than freshness itself, it's like SwOoZiEnEsS (O.O)

  • youre 10 times hotter than the twilight guys...

  • girls love a sparkling fairy and a hormonal doggie....no not really [maybe the doggie but no]

  • lol it looked like you were a jumper when you transitioned:P

  • soo funnyyyyyy

  • where did you get that jacket

  • Hey Everybody I noticed that everybody was freaking out about the jacket so i hit some clothing forums to find it. If you look on my channel comments I posted the URL of where to get it. If you wouldn't mind taking a second to like this so people could see it that would be cool :). Also and I hate doing this, after finals Im posting my first video and if you subed and checked it out that would be awesome. Thanks :)

  • I need to buy my brother that Jacket. He definetaly needs the help.

  • wow, u really understand what girls want.

  • bro where did u get that jacket i want it

  • Swoozie , is the male insider for females .

    He's my fricking priest!

  • yes i would love that

    ... edward is my boo... and jacob with that nice body

  • You're like the prophet of relationships. No way you could be single lol

  • mmmm a guy that can talk female :D

  • Ok seriously Swoozie, your the best Vlogger I've ever seen; you're to funny. But one question is who makes that jacket or where did you get it?

  • "Why give them what they like, when you can give them what they LOVE?"

    Right on, swoozie.

  • I can't stop watching you warp into movie-man..<3

  • be a dj, girls love tht stuff xD

  • finally a guy who gets it :D

  • Adande, being the guy from the movie is only effective if you LOOK like the guy from the movie <_<

  • swoozie workout plan?? sign me up! NOW!

  • Not to be a downer, but this isn't necessarily true....

    If a guy I didn't like did all this "cinematic experience" stuff for me that wouldn't make me like him...cause I just don't like him period....

    RELATIONSHIP WISE DEFINITELY <3 <3 <3 THIS IS WHAT GIRLS WANT!

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  • Where can I buy this.., SWOOZIE WORKOUT PROGRAM?! :D

  • When you warped out and back into the chair, I was so scared and impressed at the same time. Good job.

  • oh my god, the twilight gifs...wait, what kind of blogs do you follow swoozie, damn! lol

  • I do that!!!

  • What are the shoutouts and how do you get one?

  • every guy should watch this. 

  • true fact

  • I've only been watching your videos for about three weeks, but I've been thoroughly entertained, thanks Swoozie, you're a classy fellow. Btw, I've watched a lot. :D

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  • swoozie.... where did you get that jacket?

    like this so that he'll see this

  • what about the girls who watch more TV things, you know for example, WWE Wrestling or Burn Notice or throw a little Leverage in there ( I'm not saying I do but...yea...I do...) what do you give her then? 

  • swoozie where did you get that jacket looking right

  • swoozie, where the hell can i find a guy like you?

    you make my current boyfriend look like a dating newb :/

  • Dude where did you get that jacket? It looks cool.

  • Shrek in 4D? WTF IS 4D?

  • K, What do you want swoozie? Do you wanna go out?

  • LOVE the wardrobe change by the way! ^_~

  • Life is a story. Who wants to live a boring story? We go to the movies for a reason. They enchant us, and life is less...boring in the movies. Life is usually plain. Predictable. Frightening. Monotonous. You know my favorite romanitc movie scene that I wish I could live?! The one at the end of the 2005 Pride and Prejudice. It doesn't follow the book's ending. It's better. Darcy COMES for Elizabeth! He COMES for her! /faint SO AMAZING!!! The sunrise at the perfect moment certainly helps too. ^_^

  • Last night I picked up my girlfriend and literally swept her off her feet. I ran out the door holding her in my arms at exactly midnight and brought her to this church about 150 yards from her house. I brought her up onto the roof and said for the first time that I loved her more than anything in the entire world. And then had the best kiss of my life. Hows that for movie romance?:)

  • Honestly the guys in the movies arent real. Girls always just want a fairytale relationship. Just be urself swoozie, thats what true girls want. :)

  • that sec. outfit is the nice

  • I noticed what you are talking about like a couple months ago with my girlfriend, she was like," Yeah, it was so cute how he put his arm around her when she was sad," and I wad like," Imma do it then."

  • id rather be single than run around half naked with spears and swords..

  • 1:38 DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN 

  • swoozie, I kinda stole your magic effect in my newest video... Sorry :p it was just too cool

  • Ugh Swoozie marry meee lol

  • im sorry but god damn! ur soooooo cute lol

  • Sooo trueeeeeeeee

  • can you make a video about the "swoozie workout program"?

  • @Danishkringle3000 Yeah, I agree on him making that. :)

  • teach me how 2 do that thing u did how u changed so fast it would help me with ma videos

  • @MrMadHatterHenry inbox meh

  • ...I WANT THAT JACKET.

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  • Some girls don't want that

  • @SpoiledLogic Lol. All girls want that. Don't deny.

  • @meggiemeg86 So you want a guy to put on an act for you? Wow I feel sorry for that dude. No, I want a guy to act like himself around me. I think when two people really connect and understand eachother on a deep level, that kind of feeling happens naturally and lasts. THAT is what I want.

  • @SpoiledLogic Reality is always better.

  • omg I freakin gasped at the clothes change! lol too good

  • can i get the swoozie work out program with a food and clothing guide? haha

  • swoozie work out programme hahaha xD

  • OMG THIS IS SO TRU like its really not that hard to get a girl some guys r just so clueless and like i tell my friends all the time like if only he just....ya nno did something out a movie like DAMN is it really tht hard THANK U FOR POSTING THIS SWOOZIE!!

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  • Damnn swooz tht is one fresh jacket. And I totally agree with you on this subject!

  • what's your tumblr url?! :o

  • wow... that "suit" is freakkin' ajkdbfosdfa!! o_O

  • lol sweet i got a shout out my life has been ful-filled

  • Guys, you should do this stuff! Its not hard.

  • I bet I could pick up a lot of chicks if I had that awesome jacket.

  • Swoozie, you're a genius! Guys! We need to use the "Guy from the movies approach!" Also think about the video game characters approach! A badass pretty boy from a VG, girls would drool over for real! I wish I thought of this sooner! lol

  • @PowerStunna I definitely agree! If a chick gets kidnapped by a giant turtle dinosaur thing, battle his turtle army across 8 worlds to get her! Perfect approach.

  • That's some nice swag right there ..yes where did you get the jacket from?

  • I think thats great, but my only issue is that girls shouldnt EXPECT these things.

    So they're not special the more often they see things like that even in movies.

  • ha ha ha i love you.

  • aHAHAHA bubbles forming out of their mouth!

  • Edward and Jacob? Screw that. I'm that one girl who falls in love with anime guys. :P

  • <3 i love the clothes change. BUSTED out laughing xD

  • perfect example watch?v=pnVAE91E7kM&feature=as­o

  • Swooz haha your doing awesome my man :). Like legit I did this for my girlfriend and she hasn't stopped telling her friends yet haha. (talking about the standing in the rain part :P)

  • Can you tell us where you got that jacket? :D

  • Swoozie, you never show the top of your head...Why?

  • @BoredPudding ~ theres only two distances I sit from the camera when I vlog-- on my bed or on my desk haha but in my skits you can see the top of my head plenty. Check the video of twin dance battle playing dance central ;)

  • @swoozie06 Ok cool :)

  • @swoozie06 Yo swoozie FANTASTIC teleporting scene.. it was perfect...

  • Swoozie, Where did you get that jacket... its the bee's knees.

  • LOL my partner needs to see this! swoozie you should hold classes for men!!!

  • LOL I LITERALLY IMAGINED U SLAMMING HER ON THE CAR And then leaving

  • Every guy in the world needs to see this video :P

  • hot damn

  • 1:40 awesome Jacket

  • you make my day so much better sometimes :D

  • 1:37 1 Paper effect!

  • The second jacket is fresh, where did you get it?

    

  • That is a NICE ass coat...

  • Swoozie,

    you're definitely my favorite subscription

  • The swoozie workout program consists mostly of talking to hot girls and video games-stuff-things

  • thnx for giving me wat i love!!!

  • pretty cool insight on the female psyche from a guy :) But please be sure not to overdo it or it will be hell of a cheesy movie scene.. lol..

  • i just watched fast and furious 1 and did not see the scene that swoozie was talking about! any help?

  • Ok, you're probably not going to read this comment, but in case you do:

    Thank you. Someone close to me died a short while ago and this was the first time I had (sincerely) smiled in weeks.

  • dude where'd you get that jacket i need to know!

  • I'm totally the opposite when it comes to movies and men. Don't understand why other women have their jaw dropped on any romantic scenes or when the guys show their abs. I hate romantic movies, if there's anything romantic, like a kissing scene I feel awkward O_O I only watch action-packed films like Iron Man, Salt, Transformers, Tron, etc.

  • kinda true but not all, and let me guess, ur next video is the Swoozie Workout

  • oh my god swoozie that outfit change was the sexxiest shiz i've seen EVER!!!!!!! i literaly screamed and my roommate came around the corner like wtf and when i showed her we both screamed. god man you make youtube look good.

  • Best video logger ever

    btw. YOU WILL SOON HAVE 1337 LIKES. TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF IT!

  • lol.."when i can give you what you love"... that was player

  • this is soo true... im a girl and im not concious about what swoozie said, i thought about it and true that *hi-5*

  • i like you, you just know what to say and you say it :)

  • Swoozie, will you be giving out more bro tips? It's greatly appreciated by all the girls if you would!!

  • Yaz aka clown. Professional CS:S Player.

  • Yea there much turth in this. I have study this very much.

  • Girls like the idea of guys from the movies but end up with the guys that treat them like shit.

  • @TIKOMIX That's because, in real life, there is no such thing as a man who can be as sensetive as O'Connor or Toretto and still freakin kick ass. There just isn't.

  • Guys, show your girl some swoozie videos. Don't take them on a date, give them a swoozie-experience.