"May christmas bring you a slow , flesh eating type of cancer, that rots you from the inside out, for stalking EVH and his fans, and spamming emails. EVH is God
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Thats why macho US Hollywood guitar wank likely doesn't appeal to me, It attracts an American stereotype - the American stereotype that can't put a hold on blind idolatry and hatred even at Xmas
@GottaLoveEddie I'm just being realistic here. This wank of Eds was new and exciting long ago but its not all that anymore. Unfortunately its all many fans want to hear or see him do, so I can't agree that this is supposed to be the "greatest ever" - unless were talking meandering pointless wank.
Rock has wanked itself to death and thats a shame, kinda
@CatchinProjection Yeah, hey you are entitled to your opinion.But, I personally, have loved Eddie's music since 1979 (I was ..sheesh..13..yikes!. .lol)) I love him..I always will. I'm not gonna change) But. I do respect your right to differ.. Cheers !! :) To tell you the truth though..the Fair Warning album..is a better show of Eddie's talent. 'Eruption" is cool and all..but as solos go..give me something from FW or Live Without a Net "Summer Night's"..now there is a solo..sir!! ;)..just sayin'
@GottaLoveEddie I agree. Eds done much better than this stale wank and its not all that great when you dutifully sit down learn it, then realize its showy fluff that goes nowhere and means virtually nothing
@CatchinProjection I agree that he has done better ( already said that),,,but I will never call anything that Eddie has done "stale wank". When Eruption was first performed, as you know, it was iconic, never been done. "the kid is amazing awesome"! ..and he still is!! ..Fans still love it! (me included)...and yes..Eddie has outdone "Eruption" since then..the man is incredible!! ..as he shall remain!! ♥
@GottaLoveEddie I refuse to be a fan wholly adoring of any mortal. If and when Ed plays shit its wholly fine, even necessary, to call it shit. And for countles legions of players to copy his wanky style was lazy and ruined rock, I feel. .
@CatchinProjection Kendall/Adnoydall who gives a shit what you think? get a job, let Molly rest as she is old, and for cripes sakes, quit trying to sue Plexcor for firing your lazy ass. Earn a living and quit stalking Eddie Van Halen and his fans, you useless piece of shit troll. EVH is God :)
@Lushsucr haha you and English not the best of friends, eh? But you and Ed are what did you call it ? "piers" hahaha.
It says right here "Respond to This Video" so, sure. I think I will. Musically Eruption is a generic white Yank male buying some fart pipes, putting them on his Camaro and driving it to Walmart parking lot to show off to his "piers". The stereos cranked to 11, plastic trim rattles mightily and tires squeal, which gets rubes jabbering stupidly "anus penis ED IS GOD":
@CatchinProjection In your face Noyd! Kendall Barnes, now bow to Lord Eddie as you should, then make an appointment at the closest Kevorkian clinic for your treatment! EVH is God
A day in the life of Adnoydall, wake up from an insomniatic night of 30 minutes sleep, stare, and start to sweat looking at PC, figures out what personality he is at this particular moment, signs on to his homepage, Youtube, replies to hundreds of hatemails, entering hundreds of over commenting passwords, switch identities in a schizophrenic rage, answer another 100 hatemails, kicks his greyhound for getting old, and sings to himself about teen boys and fartpipes, who can I sue?....EVH is God
@Nyugaboi its stale wank that tells no story or anything, its the musical equivalent of a ricer car show at Walmart, guys cranking their cars into the red, fart pipes toot and tires squeal and thats about it already
@CatchinProjection Kendall I see youre back even with the burn marks on your forehead did ya get your tickets to the grammy's? To announce the release of theNoyddotcom right after Lord Eddie says the new cd is here? Aww poor Kendall still cant play Eddie's warmup that he's made billions on, so you stalk him, and his fans in a Mark Chapman style troll devotion for your whole life. Good to see you back i was going to email Wisconsin university to see if you killed yourself yet, shucks. EVH is God
@Lushsucr who is Kendall? What are you blathering stupidly about imaginary burn marks on foreheads for? This video shows Ed wanking stale, the wank that inspired legions of fellow wankers to eschew songwritingt and instead cram repetitive screechy rote wank into very average tune they crafted. Ed crammed his heavy metal thunder wank into pop fluff Jump.
@CaughtHerpes Kendall, are you still returning here after 4 years? Man, If Eddie tours Wisconsin he must know about you and your sadistic stalking like your protege', Mark Chapman, I' believe youre capable of harming EDVH, rocks true guitar God. Got your tickets to the Grammy's yet Kendall? You can release your infamous website, right after the VH gods announce their cd is ready, and a world tour, which you said isnt going to happen.You are chemically imbalanced Kendall. EVH is God
@ryuman757 lol they also loved his smoked and cancered tongue on their bodies, his broken hip making sexy popping and cracking sounds in the throes of passion, his alcoholic breath down their throats, all 5 minutes of it.
@Ryot6 that must be why he never got a rep as Casanova. Shows wanking around on guitar doesnt make you an Adonis among the girls. Boys adore you to death, tho. Not my scene
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@Lushsucr time to learn some basic English - your dim rote asinine non-response to this stale video keeps stupidly chanting "duh new cd world tour website Kendall twitter ED IS GOD anus penis lol"
Meanwhile, Eds on the video wanking stale, parking his musical ricer car at Walmart and revving the 75 hp engine into the red making fart pipes toot and tires squeal, cranking the stereo to 11 so the plastic trim chatters and rattles and thats the whole wanky show right there... ho hum
@Lushsucr "duh do this do that suck this lol ED IS GOD" You cant stop your Islamist-like idol ass kiss even at Xmas. Iidiot, the topic here is and remains Eds stale wank. Its a musical ricer car, lots of plastic and noise, but it never leaves the Walmart parking lot. Its WWE vs. MMA, silicon implants vs. real breasts, bodybuilding and steroids vs. Olympic athletes.
@Lushsucr sure,I have. He says hi, and is laughing over the dim rote asinine retorts fans of the video I'm watching with the wanky noise off leave under it., all full of vulgar projection. I agree.
The topic here is and remains Eds stale wank. Its a musical ricer car, lots of plastic and noise, but it never leaves the Walmart parking lot. Its WWE vs. MMA, silicon implants vs. real breasts, bodybuilding and steroids vs. Olympic athletes.
respond to video... this video , while enjoying it nearly 2 years ago, I was cowardly attacked stalked,and spammed by a username of Adnoydall. Adnoydall has been banned finally, but now Adnoydall has different usernames, " IntoVariety247" and " CatchinProjection" So in essence, Adnoydall, behind a mask, is still stalking/spamming me daily with hundreds of emails a month. IntoVariety247 has some mental issues. Adnoydall still stalks Eddie VH to this day, under alias's. EVH is God
Its gonna take me a few days to sort out the countless "Allahu Akhbar!! Death to USA!!" placed on youtube by God's people on 9/11 and juxtapose them right next to the virtually identical "Ed is God!! Fags die!!" put here by, well, the Only Real God's Truly Chosen People, DAILY, for over 4 years now.
EVHs jihadists, sounding so much alike in their voices with Islamists as to be virtual spiritual twins, eager to insult, discredit, maim and harm the "infidel" for the glory of their respective god
@Adnoydall sorry for being tardy to reply to your acknowledgment on my poor vocabulary. How ever I'd take pleasure it offering an antithesis, as what you had said contains much incongruity form the truth. I find my vocabulary very outstanding. My word of the day calender, paying off yet again
@Adnoydall however that word of the day calendar doesn't prevent me from misspelling words, I suppose I cannot extricate myself from sounding more stupid. Okay no need to placate me further, I bid you Farewell.
@goldsmith3692 the trick here is to find a few words that actually have something to do with is contents. I don't see how thats hard to do, Eds wank is stale by now, like a ricer car tooting fart pipes in a Walmart parking lot. What do you see/hear in this odious wank?
@NoraHaidar I'm not hating on Muslims, per se, all I've been saying is that Eruption is stale wank by now
But overzealous fans of anything/anyone are virtually the same, forever looking for an excuse to spread hatred, maim and kill, and Eds self-proclaimed peers are no exception. Ed's generic celebrityass-kissers have been using the same vocabulary generic Islami sts do: "STFU ED IS GOOD Ima kill you fag nigger die ED IS GOD STFU STFU " etc. I will not be quiet, youtube is boss here not Ed
@Adnoydall Kendall are you still here? Wow, when Eddie tours again, Im sure if and when he goes to Milwaukee, he'll need extra security to keep your Mark Chapman stalking styles away from the guitar god. We all better let Eddie and camp know where youre from. I'd hate to see another " Dime" episode happen, especially to King Eddie. Dont be stupid Kendall, leave Eddie alone. I am quite concerned for Eddie, with fans like you, Kendall, as Eddie is God
@blakedenney celeb ass-kissers look your posts and realize you're projecting. You ogle Ed and cant resist bringing up penis and anus fellatio cuz thats what you really crave.
@blakedenney Ed lovers: look at your penis-centered, urine-soaked non-responses, talking about ejaculating on minorities and forced fellatio upon women as you adore Ed as God, then at your penises, giving male hetero Ed the lovin' eye on youtube.
@blakedenney 12" is well above average. I doubt anyone in VH has one that size or that they would let any fan adore it in any fashion, regardless of how much celebrity ass they kiss or virtual fellatio they perform on youtube.
Musically Eruption is Ed sitting in a loud ricer car at Walmart, with white males gawking about. Ed wants to show off to them, so he cranks the lil engine into the red, over and over, making fart pipes toot, tires squeal and the overdone plastic trim shudder. The stereos cranked to 11, the paint and decals are loud, and Ed rules Walmart, but the show never leaves the lot to race or cruise, as this is a ricer car
@NazgulTuga Its a bunch of random noodlings Ed cobbled together into a medley of sorts to warm up the live crowds, who loved it. He initially didn't think to record this gimmick, others did. And soon thereafter countless players similarly abandoned songcraft and took to flashy noise via wanking, much like this, and finally, even Ed eventually came around to finding his wank perfect for the solo in his pop fluff tune, Jump.
@Adnoydall Kendall, your rage is evident again, as you still resort to " name calling" via keyboard, and I question your mental stability, Kendall, Paul Gilbert solos remind me of a Kmart parking lot, full of Greyhounds, all yelping and whining, shitting everywhere, while ladies stare and oggle the barking, not my scene, thank gawd for guitar gods as in above to take that noise and pain away, EVH is God. Whats the scoop on your 24 yr old daughter? I want to do a porno with her, am i in?
Noydsucr Noyd, you signed your name under youtbes TOS, in the terms of service, does youtube allow you to harass and attack all veiwers of King Edward VH Youve been doing for over 4 years now, harassing, spamming, trolling your sad pathetic life as you have no one in yours. Negative feedback arouses you sickly. You claim your freedom of speech on here, is why you return, thousands of times, why is your fantasy blog/page comments are disabled as well as your viral NOC vids? Lift the ban Troll
Noydsucr Noyd, for 2 years now, youve puked that youve conversed with Eddie, and confirmed he is retiring, youve been " Nuremberg" style ranting for 2 years now this was happening, what happened? Didnt Eddie send you a memo that he was blitzing a new cd? A new tour? A new sound as reported by VHNDdotcom? Are you still employed by the mighty VH? You better check your bank statements to see if a cheque has cleared from the VH camp, to see if youre still employed, as you are in the dark. EVH/God
@Lushsucr awww still doing nothing on youtube but talking stupidly to yourself about yourself. The lesson you won't learn after 4 years is that Respond to this Video means just that, and that you rather obviously have no authority to telll anyone what they may think/write about Eruption. Ed's never going to let you huff his geriatrics undies for being so loyal a jihadist.
On topic Eruption is a musical ricer car. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, etc
@Lushsucr awww still doing nothing on youtube but talking stupidly to yourself about yourself. The lesson you won't learn after 4 years is that Respond to this Video means just that, and that you rather obviously have no authority to telll anyone what they may think/write about Eruption. Ed's never going to let you huff his geriatrics undies for being so loyal a jihadist.
On topic Eruption is a musical ricer car. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, etc
Noydsucr awww Noyd, you still mad princess? After 4 years of relentless trolling and picking online fights cowardly, only missing a handful of days while your doctor performed electric shock treatments to you and your mental disorders. Turn down the autism Noyd, up dose your midol wash the sand out of your vagina and absorb the greatest guitarist of the world work. Do you know what work means? Ask your doctor, he may be able to elaborate. O yeah EVH is God. No wonder your wife left you Noyd
Adnoydall aww princess long day trolling huh, child porn remember the date Noyd? I have it right here when you sent it to me, yes Noyd sent me child porn, O yes Noyd cannot deny this, Noyd sent me child porn. aww princess youre still mad its evident. O yeah EVH is moses, youre trash. And you still havent updated youir website from 2 days ago
@Lushsucr lol this is pricelss, speaking to yourself about yourself non-stop You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. reveal yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.
Adnoydall awww princess was your day productive today? Did you take your kids out for ice cream? Or are you allowed around children since your conviction of child abuse and allegations of having child porn on your computer? Why are you still alive, care to comment? You should have been flushed down a toilet in a condom, but no, Father Adolph had to celebrate invading Danzig in 39, and hence, a demon seed was hatched, you. No matter what you say, or do, or troll another 4 years, EVH is God
@Lucicsux lololol you stupid asshat angy angry angry retard, the topic is still Eruption and its still shit stale wank.
awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fans project stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.
Hey Ed know what your fans said today? "betetr scandle Beieber" lololololol
ThePedophileNoyd The topic is, child porn is international law, how are you getting away with having this on your computer? You shopuld be ashamed of yourself, but you have a serial killer mind where nothing disturbs you. Youre also a necropheliac, mindlessly taking advantage of corpses. You should do your due dilligence Noyd, and live your life as all pedophiles and sick people do. Admit yourself. EVH is Moses
@Lucicsux lololol you stupid asshat angry angry retard, the topic is still Eruption and its still shit stale wank.
awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fans project stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.
Hey Ed know what your fans said today? "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's"
Involuntary hospitalization is a legal procedure used to compel an individual to receive inpatient treatment for a mental health disorder against his or her will. The legal justifications vary somewhat from state to state, but are generally based on a determination that a person is imminently dangerous to self or others; is gravely disabled; or clearly needs immediate care and treatment.
@Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless
Noydsucr Noyd youtube invites veiwers to comment on videos positive or negative, positive ones return to witness this display of godliness, negative ones reply, maybe twice on a rebuttal. You Noyd, have been here for over 4 years, and 6000 +, commenting the same repetative negative comment, over and over you mad Noyd? Youre now a pandemic sort of an " e-coli" of youtube. Who have you influenced besides companies that make thorazine and straight jackets? Dahmer?Chapman? coincidence? EVH is God
@Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
@Lushsucr you speak for Ed and VH fans on youtube. Golly. You're all so mucho macho, adoring Ed as God, droning on dimly and rotely about anus, penis and child porn down here between Eds legs, to impress him with your mucho macho.
@Adnoydoll Well Noyd i have here, the police file numbers that were created witht he disc i gave them regarding your inappropriate websites you sent me, have we forgotten the date Noyd? Youre a douche for sending me these links, and i hope soon, you get the due justice that awaits your sick mind for this heinous act. So show us your prowess on guitar, since you critic lord Edward, reveal that face, that location, so you can silence your haters, until then, EVH is God
@Lushsucr lol - "duh mannequin ED IS GOD called police anus penis ED IS GOD" - 4 years of blathering dimly, rotely to yourself about yourself, where youtube invites to Respond to This Video. Allow me again to demostrate how it works:
Eruption is much like a ricer car, musically. Ed parks at Walmart and proceeds to revs his lil engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, plastic shakes and shudders, Ed fiddles with more knobs, bu tnever leaves the lot...
Wow...I am learning guitar and cannot believe the righthand independence (just in the strumming patterns)! There are many things that are astounding about this one particular solo but this alone demonstrates why this guy is considered pure genius.
@ADPFUCKER its all based on opinion man mine is slash is good but really sloppy but hendrix is totally great...evh revolutionized what guitar playing is today and hendrix also did before ed
only Ed Van Halen made a guitar solo for 10 minutes .
lbeichte 2 days ago
Man, this is one stale old wankfest
IntoVariety247 4 days ago
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Lucicsux 2 weeks ago
Fuckin overalls
Calmestdphresh 2 weeks ago
a wizard with a guitar :D
bassbreakerzz 3 weeks ago
i wonder how long i takes the snow to fill the screen when u turn it on
antant159 3 weeks ago
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Whats Eds wank a fitting soundtrack to?
"May christmas bring you a slow , flesh eating type of cancer, that rots you from the inside out, for stalking EVH and his fans, and spamming emails. EVH is God
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Thats why macho US Hollywood guitar wank likely doesn't appeal to me, It attracts an American stereotype - the American stereotype that can't put a hold on blind idolatry and hatred even at Xmas
CatchinProjection 1 sec ago
ED IS GOD ED IS GOD ED IS GOD ED IS GOD
Adnoydall 1 month ago
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Lucicsux 1 month ago
I'm not a country fan but Vince Gill owns this guy
mulefanca 1 month ago
I must find one of these potato camera's
bill4green 1 month ago
ed is great but he copys jimmy page of zeppelin and he admits it
bigbob8me 1 month ago
Now that's what I call some high quality h20!
Brandonlefevre05 1 month ago
240P..... we meet again.....
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@Cyramor11 People still vote up comments like this? Fucking idiots.
stfuidiottyvm 1 month ago
i love how the studio version of eruption is only 1:40 long and the live versions are over 10 minutes, eddie's the greatest
torogami2 1 month ago
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GottaLoveEddie 1 month ago
im surprised he didn;t die from sex
edwin20096 1 month ago
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GottaLoveEddie 1 month ago
I love Eddie!! ♥ ..
GottaLoveEddie 1 month ago
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KendallsFather 1 month ago
wankarama
CatchinProjection 1 month ago
@CatchinProjection ..Come on now..be nice.. ;)..
GottaLoveEddie 1 month ago
@GottaLoveEddie I'm just being realistic here. This wank of Eds was new and exciting long ago but its not all that anymore. Unfortunately its all many fans want to hear or see him do, so I can't agree that this is supposed to be the "greatest ever" - unless were talking meandering pointless wank.
Rock has wanked itself to death and thats a shame, kinda
CatchinProjection 1 month ago
@CatchinProjection Yeah, hey you are entitled to your opinion.But, I personally, have loved Eddie's music since 1979 (I was ..sheesh..13..yikes!. .lol)) I love him..I always will. I'm not gonna change) But. I do respect your right to differ.. Cheers !! :) To tell you the truth though..the Fair Warning album..is a better show of Eddie's talent. 'Eruption" is cool and all..but as solos go..give me something from FW or Live Without a Net "Summer Night's"..now there is a solo..sir!! ;)..just sayin'
GottaLoveEddie 1 month ago
@GottaLoveEddie I agree. Eds done much better than this stale wank and its not all that great when you dutifully sit down learn it, then realize its showy fluff that goes nowhere and means virtually nothing
CatchinProjection 1 month ago
@CatchinProjection I agree that he has done better ( already said that),,,but I will never call anything that Eddie has done "stale wank". When Eruption was first performed, as you know, it was iconic, never been done. "the kid is amazing awesome"! ..and he still is!! ..Fans still love it! (me included)...and yes..Eddie has outdone "Eruption" since then..the man is incredible!! ..as he shall remain!! ♥
GottaLoveEddie 1 month ago
@GottaLoveEddie I refuse to be a fan wholly adoring of any mortal. If and when Ed plays shit its wholly fine, even necessary, to call it shit. And for countles legions of players to copy his wanky style was lazy and ruined rock, I feel. .
CatchinProjection 1 month ago
@CatchinProjection Kendall/Adnoydall who gives a shit what you think? get a job, let Molly rest as she is old, and for cripes sakes, quit trying to sue Plexcor for firing your lazy ass. Earn a living and quit stalking Eddie Van Halen and his fans, you useless piece of shit troll. EVH is God :)
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@Lushsucr haha you and English not the best of friends, eh? But you and Ed are what did you call it ? "piers" hahaha.
It says right here "Respond to This Video" so, sure. I think I will. Musically Eruption is a generic white Yank male buying some fart pipes, putting them on his Camaro and driving it to Walmart parking lot to show off to his "piers". The stereos cranked to 11, plastic trim rattles mightily and tires squeal, which gets rubes jabbering stupidly "anus penis ED IS GOD":
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@CatchinProjection In your face Noyd! Kendall Barnes, now bow to Lord Eddie as you should, then make an appointment at the closest Kevorkian clinic for your treatment! EVH is God
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A day in the life of Adnoydall, wake up from an insomniatic night of 30 minutes sleep, stare, and start to sweat looking at PC, figures out what personality he is at this particular moment, signs on to his homepage, Youtube, replies to hundreds of hatemails, entering hundreds of over commenting passwords, switch identities in a schizophrenic rage, answer another 100 hatemails, kicks his greyhound for getting old, and sings to himself about teen boys and fartpipes, who can I sue?....EVH is God
Lucicsux 1 month ago
ahhh! my face! its melting!
MrMrmagicman101 2 months ago
I like Eddie, but this is just too boring.
mannism 2 months ago
@mannism you're mom is boring, but we're not complaining
Jordan2000son 2 months ago
@Jordan2000son My Mother died of an aggresive form of cancer two months ago. Well done!
mannism 1 month ago
@mannism "Ed is God, adore him" chants his illiterate jihad.
CatchinProjection 1 month ago
@mannism D:
Jordan2000son 1 month ago
GOD is on earth after all
mvz1991 2 months ago
If Bill Gates had to give me a dollar for every time I needed to change my pants during this video, he'd be filing for bankruptcy.
meiss22 2 months ago
IMA play eruption infront of my school:P
TrentonSadrakulaPRO 2 months ago
@xUndisputedAttitude
Mr1Bedlam 2 months ago
as an experienced guitarist of over 30+ years...I still dont know..w.t.f.!!!
Mr1Bedlam 2 months ago
@xUndisputedAttitude hes really not even that good
johnfairfaxnc 2 months ago
@johnfairfaxnc let's see you do better....
Mr1Bedlam 2 months ago
@johnfairfaxnc let's see you you do better...
Mr1Bedlam 2 months ago
@johnfairfaxnc Troll.
oOTh4TKiiDOo 2 months ago
Eddie in his best pair of coveralls.
LeeB9999 2 months ago
@xUndisputedAttitude
Haha... He plays better than you, so how in the world can you say, that he sucks?
5Star247Freebuild 2 months ago
this shit has been going on for to long. can you guys shut up and come onto the song to listen?
Graeme14370 2 months ago
your mom sucks :D
gothmetalgrungecore 2 months ago
Eddie Van Halen Master of Tapping
TheBrusselsewafel 2 months ago
Major rip-age! EVH is god.
RocknRollEncore 2 months ago
Holy F*CCCKKKKKK !!!!
anonymissdeb 2 months ago
holy shit... put some headphones on and this shit will rock your fucking mind.
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@Nyugaboi its stale wank that tells no story or anything, its the musical equivalent of a ricer car show at Walmart, guys cranking their cars into the red, fart pipes toot and tires squeal and thats about it already
CatchinProjection 2 months ago
@CatchinProjection Kendall I see youre back even with the burn marks on your forehead did ya get your tickets to the grammy's? To announce the release of theNoyddotcom right after Lord Eddie says the new cd is here? Aww poor Kendall still cant play Eddie's warmup that he's made billions on, so you stalk him, and his fans in a Mark Chapman style troll devotion for your whole life. Good to see you back i was going to email Wisconsin university to see if you killed yourself yet, shucks. EVH is God
Lucicsux 2 months ago
@Lushsucr who is Kendall? What are you blathering stupidly about imaginary burn marks on foreheads for? This video shows Ed wanking stale, the wank that inspired legions of fellow wankers to eschew songwritingt and instead cram repetitive screechy rote wank into very average tune they crafted. Ed crammed his heavy metal thunder wank into pop fluff Jump.
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@CaughtHerpes Kendall, are you still returning here after 4 years? Man, If Eddie tours Wisconsin he must know about you and your sadistic stalking like your protege', Mark Chapman, I' believe youre capable of harming EDVH, rocks true guitar God. Got your tickets to the Grammy's yet Kendall? You can release your infamous website, right after the VH gods announce their cd is ready, and a world tour, which you said isnt going to happen.You are chemically imbalanced Kendall. EVH is God
Lucicsux 2 months ago
I can only guess that the ladies loved his fingers as well lol
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@ryuman757 lol they also loved his smoked and cancered tongue on their bodies, his broken hip making sexy popping and cracking sounds in the throes of passion, his alcoholic breath down their throats, all 5 minutes of it.
Adnoydall 1 month ago
@ryuman757 He fingered a girl later that night. She died.
Ryot6 1 month ago
@Ryot6 that must be why he never got a rep as Casanova. Shows wanking around on guitar doesnt make you an Adonis among the girls. Boys adore you to death, tho. Not my scene
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@Lushsucr time to learn some basic English - your dim rote asinine non-response to this stale video keeps stupidly chanting "duh new cd world tour website Kendall twitter ED IS GOD anus penis lol"
Meanwhile, Eds on the video wanking stale, parking his musical ricer car at Walmart and revving the 75 hp engine into the red making fart pipes toot and tires squeal, cranking the stereo to 11 so the plastic trim chatters and rattles and thats the whole wanky show right there... ho hum
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@Lushsucr "duh do this do that suck this lol ED IS GOD" You cant stop your Islamist-like idol ass kiss even at Xmas. Iidiot, the topic here is and remains Eds stale wank. Its a musical ricer car, lots of plastic and noise, but it never leaves the Walmart parking lot. Its WWE vs. MMA, silicon implants vs. real breasts, bodybuilding and steroids vs. Olympic athletes.
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Lucicsux 4 weeks ago
Hey, has anyone seen The Noyd, Adnoydall??? LOL
Lucicsux 3 weeks ago
@Lushsucr sure,I have. He says hi, and is laughing over the dim rote asinine retorts fans of the video I'm watching with the wanky noise off leave under it., all full of vulgar projection. I agree.
The topic here is and remains Eds stale wank. Its a musical ricer car, lots of plastic and noise, but it never leaves the Walmart parking lot. Its WWE vs. MMA, silicon implants vs. real breasts, bodybuilding and steroids vs. Olympic athletes.
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Lucicsux 3 weeks ago
@Lushsucr you know nothing as always and you blather stupidly as ever.
CatchinProjection 3 weeks ago
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Lucicsux 3 weeks ago
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respond to video... this video , while enjoying it nearly 2 years ago, I was cowardly attacked stalked,and spammed by a username of Adnoydall. Adnoydall has been banned finally, but now Adnoydall has different usernames, " IntoVariety247" and " CatchinProjection" So in essence, Adnoydall, behind a mask, is still stalking/spamming me daily with hundreds of emails a month. IntoVariety247 has some mental issues. Adnoydall still stalks Eddie VH to this day, under alias's. EVH is God
Lucicsux 2 weeks ago
is anyone else wondering how Halen isnt deaf yet from all those years standing in front of 50 quad boxes
flipsy87 2 months ago
@flipsy87 i sure am, same for rhoads, he used full stacks. didnt even wear earphones
mattRRgraham1996 2 months ago
@mattRRgraham1996 lol i was joking about wondering, they didn't have more than about 4-6 with output, the rest are there for show :D
flipsy87 2 months ago
guitar god
Jerlemi2 3 months ago
watch?v=4Y_7IrVI01I
TibetCorporation 3 months ago
ed is the king of electric RR guitar.
TheTheratfarmer 3 months ago
no one can write this or play this.
TheTheratfarmer 3 months ago
where is the noyd???
TheTheratfarmer 3 months ago
No words can describe this.......
MrNeedleslikes2skate 3 months ago
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ajaxrules1975 3 months ago
@ajaxrules1975 Absolutely!! :)
GottaLoveEddie 3 months ago
Master of Masters
mksurfer5 3 months ago
just his facial expressions alone... oh my. oh my....
KT88FTW 3 months ago
Who knew a guy shredding a guitar in super-tights can be so cool!
Gravelrally1 3 months ago
I have got to get me some of those over-alls
joshgaus 3 months ago
Eddie is great!!!!! This is a true guitarrist!!!!
Zakk156 3 months ago
you are looking at the end of good hard kick ass guitar rock as the world knows it
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theDAD173 4 months ago
ONE WORD: EPIC!!!
TOJxKiLLSTeaLeR 4 months ago 13
No top comments??? Meh...
pastrana2000 4 months ago
god just shit bricks
neil591353 4 months ago
Eddy Van Halen: Guitar GOD!!! All hail Eddy Van Halen!!
GUMBYVLOG 4 months ago
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Its gonna take me a few days to sort out the countless "Allahu Akhbar!! Death to USA!!" placed on youtube by God's people on 9/11 and juxtapose them right next to the virtually identical "Ed is God!! Fags die!!" put here by, well, the Only Real God's Truly Chosen People, DAILY, for over 4 years now.
EVHs jihadists, sounding so much alike in their voices with Islamists as to be virtual spiritual twins, eager to insult, discredit, maim and harm the "infidel" for the glory of their respective god
Adnoydall 4 months ago 5
@Adnoydall juxtapose, word of the day calendar finally paid off XD
goldsmith3692 3 months ago
@goldsmith3692 Eds jihad has a rather limited vocabulary.........
Adnoydall 3 months ago
@Adnoydall sorry for being tardy to reply to your acknowledgment on my poor vocabulary. How ever I'd take pleasure it offering an antithesis, as what you had said contains much incongruity form the truth. I find my vocabulary very outstanding. My word of the day calender, paying off yet again
Much love,
they Internet
goldsmith3692 3 months ago
@Adnoydall however that word of the day calendar doesn't prevent me from misspelling words, I suppose I cannot extricate myself from sounding more stupid. Okay no need to placate me further, I bid you Farewell.
goldsmith3692 3 months ago
@goldsmith3692 the trick here is to find a few words that actually have something to do with is contents. I don't see how thats hard to do, Eds wank is stale by now, like a ricer car tooting fart pipes in a Walmart parking lot. What do you see/hear in this odious wank?
CatchinProjection 3 months ago
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NoraHaidar 3 months ago
@Adnoydall why do people have to hate on muslims at every opportunity they get? just enjoy Van Halen's performance...
NoraHaidar 3 months ago
@NoraHaidar I'm not hating on Muslims, per se, all I've been saying is that Eruption is stale wank by now
But overzealous fans of anything/anyone are virtually the same, forever looking for an excuse to spread hatred, maim and kill, and Eds self-proclaimed peers are no exception. Ed's generic celebrityass-kissers have been using the same vocabulary generic Islami sts do: "STFU ED IS GOOD Ima kill you fag nigger die ED IS GOD STFU STFU " etc. I will not be quiet, youtube is boss here not Ed
Adnoydall 2 months ago
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@Adnoydall Kendall are you still here? Wow, when Eddie tours again, Im sure if and when he goes to Milwaukee, he'll need extra security to keep your Mark Chapman stalking styles away from the guitar god. We all better let Eddie and camp know where youre from. I'd hate to see another " Dime" episode happen, especially to King Eddie. Dont be stupid Kendall, leave Eddie alone. I am quite concerned for Eddie, with fans like you, Kendall, as Eddie is God
Lucicsux 2 months ago
there are some kick azz g-men out there but eddie is the trailblazer of all TBs. can't imagine music today without his talent and influence.
LawReport 4 months ago
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@LawReport I can. No endless cacophony of screech, howls, pops and squeals where normal scales and chords played at the right time would suffice.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
haters: Look at the dislike bar, then look at your cock. SAME SIZE
blakedenney 4 months ago 48
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@blakedenney celeb ass-kissers look your posts and realize you're projecting. You ogle Ed and cant resist bringing up penis and anus fellatio cuz thats what you really crave.
Adnoydall 4 months ago
@blakedenney Ed lovers: look at your penis-centered, urine-soaked non-responses, talking about ejaculating on minorities and forced fellatio upon women as you adore Ed as God, then at your penises, giving male hetero Ed the lovin' eye on youtube.
Adnoydall 3 months ago
@Adnoydall I love you too
blakedenney 3 months ago
@blakedenney Ed will reward you handsomely, beings how hes GOD and all.
Adnoydall 3 months ago
@blakedenney god damn was that fucking original. go away.
awesome9001 3 months ago
@blakedenney dislike bar ? i only see this little dot at the end of the rating bar :D
MsMichael1995 3 months ago
@blakedenney Please help, i hate this guitarist but my cock is still big, what's going on?
IVXVENOMXVI 2 months ago
@blakedenney 12" is well above average. I doubt anyone in VH has one that size or that they would let any fan adore it in any fashion, regardless of how much celebrity ass they kiss or virtual fellatio they perform on youtube.
CatchinProjection 2 months ago
i can play that with my eyes closed... thats right, when my eyes are closed and i sleep...
IScH45I 4 months ago
@IScH45I Can't everyone else?
UnknownSect333 4 months ago
Nothing more alpha than that.
devgchr9000 5 months ago
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Musically Eruption is Ed sitting in a loud ricer car at Walmart, with white males gawking about. Ed wants to show off to them, so he cranks the lil engine into the red, over and over, making fart pipes toot, tires squeal and the overdone plastic trim shudder. The stereos cranked to 11, the paint and decals are loud, and Ed rules Walmart, but the show never leaves the lot to race or cruise, as this is a ricer car
Adnoydall 5 months ago
Is this even "music"?
NazgulTuga 5 months ago
@NazgulTuga Its a bunch of random noodlings Ed cobbled together into a medley of sorts to warm up the live crowds, who loved it. He initially didn't think to record this gimmick, others did. And soon thereafter countless players similarly abandoned songcraft and took to flashy noise via wanking, much like this, and finally, even Ed eventually came around to finding his wank perfect for the solo in his pop fluff tune, Jump.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
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@Adnoydall Kendall, your rage is evident again, as you still resort to " name calling" via keyboard, and I question your mental stability, Kendall, Paul Gilbert solos remind me of a Kmart parking lot, full of Greyhounds, all yelping and whining, shitting everywhere, while ladies stare and oggle the barking, not my scene, thank gawd for guitar gods as in above to take that noise and pain away, EVH is God. Whats the scoop on your 24 yr old daughter? I want to do a porno with her, am i in?
Lucicsux 4 months ago
wow
Steamrollin420 5 months ago
I need this clothes
oOGhostOfMansOo 6 months ago
this is wank. it was exciting for 15 minutes but eventually turned into Eds handy schtick. For example his Jump solo.
Adnoydall 6 months ago
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Noydsucr Noyd, you signed your name under youtbes TOS, in the terms of service, does youtube allow you to harass and attack all veiwers of King Edward VH Youve been doing for over 4 years now, harassing, spamming, trolling your sad pathetic life as you have no one in yours. Negative feedback arouses you sickly. You claim your freedom of speech on here, is why you return, thousands of times, why is your fantasy blog/page comments are disabled as well as your viral NOC vids? Lift the ban Troll
Lucicsux 6 months ago
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Noydsucr Noyd, for 2 years now, youve puked that youve conversed with Eddie, and confirmed he is retiring, youve been " Nuremberg" style ranting for 2 years now this was happening, what happened? Didnt Eddie send you a memo that he was blitzing a new cd? A new tour? A new sound as reported by VHNDdotcom? Are you still employed by the mighty VH? You better check your bank statements to see if a cheque has cleared from the VH camp, to see if youre still employed, as you are in the dark. EVH/God
Lucicsux 6 months ago
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Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr awww still doing nothing on youtube but talking stupidly to yourself about yourself. The lesson you won't learn after 4 years is that Respond to this Video means just that, and that you rather obviously have no authority to telll anyone what they may think/write about Eruption. Ed's never going to let you huff his geriatrics undies for being so loyal a jihadist.
On topic Eruption is a musical ricer car. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, etc
Adnoydall 5 months ago
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Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr awww still doing nothing on youtube but talking stupidly to yourself about yourself. The lesson you won't learn after 4 years is that Respond to this Video means just that, and that you rather obviously have no authority to telll anyone what they may think/write about Eruption. Ed's never going to let you huff his geriatrics undies for being so loyal a jihadist.
On topic Eruption is a musical ricer car. Eds revs his little engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, etc
Adnoydall 5 months ago
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Noydsucr awww Noyd, you still mad princess? After 4 years of relentless trolling and picking online fights cowardly, only missing a handful of days while your doctor performed electric shock treatments to you and your mental disorders. Turn down the autism Noyd, up dose your midol wash the sand out of your vagina and absorb the greatest guitarist of the world work. Do you know what work means? Ask your doctor, he may be able to elaborate. O yeah EVH is God. No wonder your wife left you Noyd
Lucicsux 5 months ago
Adnoydall aww princess long day trolling huh, child porn remember the date Noyd? I have it right here when you sent it to me, yes Noyd sent me child porn, O yes Noyd cannot deny this, Noyd sent me child porn. aww princess youre still mad its evident. O yeah EVH is moses, youre trash. And you still havent updated youir website from 2 days ago
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr lol this is pricelss, speaking to yourself about yourself non-stop You couldn't wait to get back home and nuzzle Eds crotch on youtube. You do nothing but project i.e. reveal yourself, stupidily, asininely. I just hope your kids aren't around to see what captures your dim rote asinine attention most - namely sucking Eds dick on tyoutube. Tsk tsk, closet case Lushsucrs kids gonna be disappointed someday when they read your asinine angry rants sucking off a stale guitar player online.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
Adnoydall awww princess was your day productive today? Did you take your kids out for ice cream? Or are you allowed around children since your conviction of child abuse and allegations of having child porn on your computer? Why are you still alive, care to comment? You should have been flushed down a toilet in a condom, but no, Father Adolph had to celebrate invading Danzig in 39, and hence, a demon seed was hatched, you. No matter what you say, or do, or troll another 4 years, EVH is God
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lucicsux lololol you stupid asshat angy angry angry retard, the topic is still Eruption and its still shit stale wank.
awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fans project stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.
Hey Ed know what your fans said today? "betetr scandle Beieber" lololololol
Adnoydall 5 months ago
ThePedophileNoyd The topic is, child porn is international law, how are you getting away with having this on your computer? You shopuld be ashamed of yourself, but you have a serial killer mind where nothing disturbs you. Youre also a necropheliac, mindlessly taking advantage of corpses. You should do your due dilligence Noyd, and live your life as all pedophiles and sick people do. Admit yourself. EVH is Moses
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lucicsux lololol you stupid asshat angry angry retard, the topic is still Eruption and its still shit stale wank.
awww lol back to dimly rotely asininely adoring Ed as God and wishing I had child porn. Ah well shitty wank attracts a shitty audience. Thats the Devils Circle here. Eds forever stuck in Wankyland as his idiotic fans project stupidily about "penis and anus and child porn". Absolutely priceless.
Hey Ed know what your fans said today? "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's"
Adnoydall 5 months ago
Adnoydal VH fans suggest you try this, enjoy
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Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr Ed believes you're too boring to invite into his house, which is why he spends your money on security around his home and family. What do you have to offer in the way of conversation "betetr scandle Beieber menbtal illness's" Absolutely priceless
Adnoydall 5 months ago
Noydsucr Noyd youtube invites veiwers to comment on videos positive or negative, positive ones return to witness this display of godliness, negative ones reply, maybe twice on a rebuttal. You Noyd, have been here for over 4 years, and 6000 +, commenting the same repetative negative comment, over and over you mad Noyd? Youre now a pandemic sort of an " e-coli" of youtube. Who have you influenced besides companies that make thorazine and straight jackets? Dahmer?Chapman? coincidence? EVH is God
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr the topic here is still Eruption, and its one sorry wanky suckfest by now. The best I can say about it is its like a musical ricer car. Ed revs the engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal but Ed never leaves the Walmart parking lot.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Lushsucr you speak for Ed and VH fans on youtube. Golly. You're all so mucho macho, adoring Ed as God, droning on dimly and rotely about anus, penis and child porn down here between Eds legs, to impress him with your mucho macho.
Adnoydall 5 months ago
@Adnoydoll Well Noyd i have here, the police file numbers that were created witht he disc i gave them regarding your inappropriate websites you sent me, have we forgotten the date Noyd? Youre a douche for sending me these links, and i hope soon, you get the due justice that awaits your sick mind for this heinous act. So show us your prowess on guitar, since you critic lord Edward, reveal that face, that location, so you can silence your haters, until then, EVH is God
Lucicsux 5 months ago
@Lushsucr lol - "duh mannequin ED IS GOD called police anus penis ED IS GOD" - 4 years of blathering dimly, rotely to yourself about yourself, where youtube invites to Respond to This Video. Allow me again to demostrate how it works:
Eruption is much like a ricer car, musically. Ed parks at Walmart and proceeds to revs his lil engine into the red, fart pipes toot, tires squeal, the stereos cranked to 11, plastic shakes and shudders, Ed fiddles with more knobs, bu tnever leaves the lot...
Adnoydall 5 months ago
I hate this... becouse I love guitar.
thears4hope 6 months ago
JESUS!LIKE HOLY SHIT THATS ORGASMIC!
Kickasssandwiches 7 months ago
I saw them at the Spectrum in Philly that year. Boy am I old. I liked it when Eddie ran into the wall of speakers.
ApeLikeCreature 7 months ago
3:08 I can play this note all day, bitches.
spanky1113 8 months ago
try to play it...oh no,fingers struggle...
ImDusky 8 months ago
1:35 was that a bit of the solo from jump
RichLesPaull 8 months ago
Eruption ??? ERECTION !
Pinman1973 8 months ago
@Pinman1973 lol ERECTION THEN AN ERUPTION!
RichLesPaull 8 months ago
gotta love getting paid to come up with a crazy ass solo on the spot
meb31993 8 months ago
I bet valerie loved to get fingered by eddie!!!!
yukons95 9 months ago
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SO MANY DRUGS!
footballcase91 9 months ago
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WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!
MrTomherman 9 months ago
WE'RE MOT WORTHY!!!!!!!
MrTomherman 9 months ago
his pinky must be realllllly stong
fatgilly 9 months ago
Wow...I am learning guitar and cannot believe the righthand independence (just in the strumming patterns)! There are many things that are astounding about this one particular solo but this alone demonstrates why this guy is considered pure genius.
fhardway 10 months ago
@fhardway Yes. Learned guitarrists can keep track of what both of their hands are doing. Oh miracolo.
dantehunter 8 months ago
3:00 WHAT DA FU-FF-F-FU-FU-FUCK
Callumseven 10 months ago
masculinity FTW
dd1995100 11 months ago
sounds like a bunch of chickens.
k77jones 11 months ago
That's why I play a Peavey.
DriedUpSquid 11 months ago
....i think i just creamed my pants.
astacy77 11 months ago
Sometimes im asking myself...."is he playing piano or guitar here" O.o
darthtarkan 11 months ago
Now if that guitar strap broken...
markdocker 1 year ago
This is not playing guitar, that´s a circus, a show.
I respect this guy as musician, but I don´t like this style of playing a guitar.
I prefer Hendrix or Slash, you can feel a soul, a feeling behind their solo.
This is just a show of speed and tremolo arm tricks
ADPFUCKER 1 year ago
@ADPFUCKER its all based on opinion man mine is slash is good but really sloppy but hendrix is totally great...evh revolutionized what guitar playing is today and hendrix also did before ed
motleycrue24 1 year ago
@ADPFUCKER
slash and soul nvm dude slash is just playing a scale not more so jimi i agreed its a master but slash?
youngj1800 11 months ago