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  • i think the man who is act in this video like jesus he is the pore one in this world. he lost hes big life with god.shame on you hero. go and show your acting for some dash movies.

  • @disneygeek12 first off what I said and know I'm more intellectual that you in religion because it only makes sence and its pure logic if you can wrap your mind arround such big words I used to understand it if that's what your telling me. 2nd have you ever went to college? If you did and if you took physics 1-5 you would come to realize in the first month that god doesn't exist. 3rd were talking about god here now pompeii and ceasar. I can't fathom anymore to you about physics, look it up

  • Don't you think this is a little over the top, xplay? Also, if this was any less funny, it would be "disaster movie". The humor of a 12 year old is more sophisticated than this.

  • The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God..... We preach Christ crucified: a stumbling-block & foolishness to some but to those whom God has called- Christ the power and wisdom of God (1Corinthians 1v18,23).

  • i miss the old xplay...

  • First off, their is no proof of Jesus anywhere. No body, and no link to even partial ancestory. The only thing is the bible which anyone could've wrote with a pencil and paper. Jesus has not shown himself in any way shape or form since. Who's to say this is blasphemy if their isn't any existance of being. So please. Fuck off....

  • @03tiburon1993 Looks like you need to read a history book or two. Are you now going to tell me that Julius Ceasar didn't exist? Or that Pompeii was a magical made up place?

  • Your not funny watch the video prophet muhhamed in hell you might learn something. Never jugde Jesus

  • TANGINA NIO BASTOS KAU U IDIOT

  • Dont make fun of jesus if he wanted to he could come done now then whos laughing

  • Now let's see them do the same with muhammad. Can they? I think not.

    

  • No it's disrespectful, God's says who every shall make fun of him. In the day of jugment he shall make fun of you. Grow up.. Fake Christ baybes!!!...

  • @TheFuzzyFBaby God hasn't said anything.

  • This is disrespectful

  • @crazycody555 No it's funny.

  • deceiving me won't make me evil like you

  • if this was in the bible ...id be christian.

  • I guess this would be funny if I was a 16 year old...

  • im a christian...this is funny as best belive jesus is laughin to bwahahahahhahahahahahahaahahh

  • Shame On You pbonanno

  • I always marvel at how gracious Christ is when mere humans are foolish enough to dishonor Him by this type of disrespectful talk. You obviously have not experienced the unmerited favor of God in what salvation really means through Christ. If He was really "pissed," we would all be dead. Forgiveness never comes down the barrel of a God -- if it did, Christ would not have died to pay the penalty for "your" sins and my sins."

  • god save us all... cuz i don't want Jesus to kill me..

  • so bad

  • Didnt know jesus was an actor in x-man.

  • @sjonnie312

    1. X-MEN, not x-man.

    2. This is X-Play, a show on G4. Know it.

  • I'm Christian and this is probably one of the funniest things I've seen. Thanks guys

  • This is very offencive

  • The whole Jeezass thing always has and always will SUCK on a BIG Turd.

  • the real Jesus story watch?v=1j6h41YBDyA God bless you all.

  • @dariusguerrero Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this blasphemy? I haven't been to church in a while but I would not makes jokes like this.

  • @ndc18 it's not a joke. it's a school project based on the passion story

  • Coming 2013....rated R for strong bloody brutal violence

  • fucking funny shit lol :))))))))))))))))

  • Eu tenho dó de quem fez isso... Deus é amor. .mas tbm é Deus de disciplina...

  • How dare u sit here and disrespect a person that died for you...that cared for you...u mock him this? I hope one day u figure it out

  • i hate dis.....

  • its all about loosing respect and not giving value for the suffering of our Christ...

  • im christian and i found this funny, especially when he said "THIS is the body of the christ". LMAO! i bet even the real jesus might find this a little funny at least.

  • @jediforce64 i knw i thto abt tht as well.....

  • oh christians you crack me up.

  • I remember this :D

  • hahahahaha

  • but funny

  • do you know guys ..

    Hell. wait you just i can say!!... scary your

    god

  • I wonder if Arnold will be involved in this somehow?

  • That was funny. "Do you remember me now, Peter?! (Punches him)."

  • I love all the down rated comments that say "This was funny." I guess Christians LOVE censorship!

  • holy jesus

  • hail Odin the all father!

  • lol

  • Beznadzieja:/ żałosne...

  • It's funny how old Xplay was so amusing and fun to watch.. Then at one point they did like only 3 video game reviews at max per episode and stopped doing little things like this.

  • hahahahaha thats the best thing ive seen in awhile....

  • Well, well, well... congratulations your alive.

  • i am sorry you feel the need to insult the greatest King of all, But by the mercy of God may he forgive you. and i pray for you as well

  • Oh this is awesome.

  • ahuhauhauha fuck great

  • ...loser

  • FUCKING A.

  • remember me now peter huh u remember me now.

  • Funny, Insulting, Blasphemy!, but I like it.

  • haha

    "this, is the body of Christ"

    lol

  • WOW! It's called having a sense of humor.  Lighten up. This is why people are dying, because they have so much stress built up and can't release it, because they refuse to. Just relax, okay.

  • religion is supposed to be to be made fun of ;P

  • im a christain and this was funny

  • me too :p

  • interesting. this interest in jesus.. maybe he IS god. !

  • Jesus died for my sins? But c'mon that was like 2000 years ago. What's he done for me recently? He heh

  • what have you done for him?

  • what the hell is this they dont a realises what they are doing either do u may god forgive u and what you are doing what jesus pass through us was pure pain painnn and they was no fun to it

  • What...LOL.

  • lol Jesus was a bad ass

  • It's not funny unless dumb people are offended.

  • all offended christians here are lulzcows.

  • fuck you and leave us christians alone

  • oh my god. ok. im a born-again christian too, but even i gotta admit, this was kind of funny. i mean, relax. everybody rips on ppls faith and religion. like tom cruise & his scientology bullshit, muslims, catholics, mormons, hindus, buddhists, atheists, agnostics, etc. etc. everybody rips on everyone based on their beliefs. in my opinion, they did this for entertainment. they werent making fun on jesus christ or god. ppl jus cant take a joke.

  • true

  • LOL!!!..." IM ALIVEE!!"... BOOM!

  • EPIC LULZ!!!!

  • how bout YOU start off by spelling Jesus' name right and no i dont care that you "had a hard time spelling"

  • you really think a date written on an old rock means the end of the world?

  • I am a Muslim, I love Jesus and I believe on him as a mighty messenger of God and I also believe that he is the Christ, I cant believe my eyes that anyone no matter which religion he belongs will make fun of him. I am shoked!!!

  • so youre not a muslim stupid

  • this is not fricken funny this is a insult to juses crisht i can not belive i watched this i am a cristain sorry about my spelling i have a hard time speling

  • Apparently, being religious these days means you cannot take a joke -_-

  • im religious and i agree this was lulz.

  • @cooluc These days? Religious whackos used to be a LOT harder on 'non - believers'.

  • sorry bud but this was funny as hell. plus christians make fun of like every other religion and cry whine and bitch when the insult bats turned on them

  • xtianity is just another silly fairytale

  • ja! this is realy funny!!! thanks =)

  • I can't believe how senseless and utterly disgusting these nerd's lives must be.

  • Oh how awesome they must be to be able to live off of doing hilarious things like this. Get a sense of humor you brainwashed clown.

  • Stop bitching about this, lol X play's the shit >:]

  • this is not funny. at all. I fucking hate x-play for this shit

  • go fuck yourself

    this shit is golden

  • look to the heavens...... good-bye, JESUS!!!!!!

  • dude ... dont fuck with that ...

  • dont touch my daughter

    whyy!!!!!!!!!!!

    loooooooooooooool

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  • this is a shame

  • "This is the body of Christ" -Hilarious!

  • father!..why have you forsaken....THEM! lol prices less.

  • No worries God has already forgiven you . From birth he already foresaw your actions. Your sins were forgiven before they ever took place.

  • THIS IS AWFUL !

  • lol jesus suck god fails and g4 rocks!!

  • Ohh Jesus, please forgive for this awful video !!! Please forgive, cos they dont know what they do...

  • Oooh! I'm thinking maybe Jude Law or Christopher Eccleston for the role of Judas. Christopher makes excellent villains.

  • Lol. XD

  • May God forgive you

  • I Would watch this if it came out in theaters.

  • thank God i sow the comments below me and stop the video...

  • Yea i dont get why some people are offended by this. I'm Catholic and this is fucking hilarious.

    "I'm suppose to save the sins of humanity, well guess what. (pulls out pistol) Change of plans." LOL, that so badass.

  • this is so fucking funny!!!!

  • i found it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Have you all atheists ever thought why is it so strange that no fun is made of Mahoma? or Budda? What is it with Jesus? why you attack him so much?

  • you haven't paid attention to this world then have kid

  • First off Ive never heard of Mohoma? Buddha, I rarely go after a religion that doesnt want to "save" some one else. You see a buddhist only cares of not hurting or offending ANYONE including non believers. THey believe that if they do no harm, no harm can come to them. But since you feel the need to cause harm and hate to people who rarley do so "Its like the saying what would jesus do? What would buddha do? NOTHING!" Joke told by Robin Williams, a well known episcopalian.

  • no one's hurting or hating anyone, you just trying to push your ideals and thoughts on others.

  • Dude when I have to hide my atheism because my relatives and community will literally disown, not only me, but my mother, brother, and father, I call that Hate. Besides I was merely stating that he wished to spread hate to a group that doesnt produce it over non believers. pushing my Ideals, thats whats called irony.

  • So ur point is? Everybody has secrets man.

    Heck i honestly think im part sociopath.

  • The point was that there is clearly hate for atheist.

  • Of course there is hate for atheists. People just dont like others who are different, thats how its always been (no matter what anyone says). People that have different opinions are bound to have some major conflicts with eachother.

    Just look at the U.S. congress right now. Democrats and Republicans cant even pass a stupid traffic law without slitting eachothers throught's. lol

  • haha!

  • I see you have favourited a lot of animes and anime-themed videos. Did you know that 70-80% of all Japanese people are atheists?

    Don't discriminate, it's bad for the imago of your religion.

  • Japanese arent 80% athiest, they just dont have a particular church. Thus when asked what religion they have they cant give a specific answer. But that doesnt meant they dont participate in religious activities.

    Discrimination isent bad for religion, if anything it helps it. It makes people have more confidance in their beliefs and gives them great self-confidance, self-esteem and self honor.

  • I didn't say they didn't participate in religious activities. I am an atheist and I participate in religious activities, too. Christmas, Eastern, etc. Also local religious fests like Mid-Summer.

    Atheism does not imply inactivity from religious activities.

  • No but the fact is that most Japanese people do believe in atleast sometype of supernatural thing (god, ghosts, destiny, whatever), unlike athiests.

  • Christmas and Eastern aren't even particularly religious, in the sense that they are just ancient festivals stolen and transformed into Christian tradition to ease the process of conversion. I say we had it first.

  • Of course they are religious, they are in every aspect.

    These ancient festivals were also part of mythology and religion, just not Christianity. It doesn't matter which religion - my point was about irreligious Japanese having Christmas, Eastern or any other religious festival/tradition from any religion.

  • No they started out as seasonal festivals, there is no way to determine if the first time the event was held was due to paganism or not.

  • That could be tru lulzbat.

  • personnaly i dont "hate"all atheists in fact if your an atheist im fine with it but the kind i do hate are the asshole atheists who think their better than you and try to disprove your religion and push atheism onto you we never tried to push it on them so if you just say hi im a atheist im fine if you say hi im an atheist god isnt real and your childish for beleiving in him thats then kind i dont like.

  • @JerZeyCJ your a fucking retard.... dont push religon on athiests i feel sorry for atheists they get religon shoved down their throats its fucking EVERYWHERE!!!! people allwaqys tellt hem their wrong, you must live in a fucking cave to think that they tell non-athiests to belive there is no god

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  • Your aproach on the matter proves just how weak your connection with your very own god really is. I hope you have full certainty of who you are, and what you want in life. I'm atheist, but what are you? I have read the bible fully, and have been christian for several years, PURELY, none of what your trying to show. And I have had visions, blessings, the whole shabang. I can tell from 1st hand experience you are lacking knowledge and peace. I hope this opens your eyes.

  • well ill agree with you there my religion is lacking but none the less i believe in god,jesus and Heaven i also however believe in evolution and am not a "strict"Christian i am a non-practicing Christian meaning ill celevrate the holidays but only go to church on special occasions ie Christmas eve church service i am however knowledgable in other religions but ansewer this for me as a simple question youve had blessing,visions the"whole shabang"why become an atheist?and how do i not show relgion

  • That way you approached the matter by calling off the other guy an asshole and showing much insecurity on what you are trying to defend. I have been christian, purely, I'm 14 yet have written many un-published books with a type-writer on philosophys, and my beliefs in existence. I believe I have come up with, enough of my reasons to decide on what faith I have. In this life, nothing is impossible, however, what is most probable. I'll take my chances with. Until I am convinced.

  • the guy cursed me off and as a 14 year old guy the only real comeback i can make to a dude whose probaly like 30 sum years old is to curse him off back and then try to prove a point and i just realized that your not the person who i originaly commented to lol oh well

  • ummmmm due i'm a atheist and i try to respet ur views and i really don't care as long as u leave me alone but u don't so i get frustrated and flip u off and tell u my reasoning ur suck a ass hole

  • um who the hell are you?i just checked and im pretty sure i didnt yell at you or respond to one of your comments,in fact it doesnt even seem that youve left a comment here so no,flip you off ,,/,,'-',,/,, and your an asshole

  • @JerZeyCJ christianity has about a billion or so members of their denomanations, that out number the athiest by a shit load, athiests are always being told there wrong by the christian tv networks, idont see a athiest tv network do you? athiess believe there is no god how do they push that on som1 with out saying there is no god? you clearly are misunderstood when you fail too see the religons have much more power in this world then athiests and they outnumber them by a lot

  • if there atheists why do they care what the christian tv networks say and why are they watching them?hold you confused the hell outta me hear "athiess believe there is no god how do they push that on som1 with out saying there is no god?"so i cant ansewer that one

  • Do me a favor...SHUT UP. Or I'll will personally call Jesus to lay the smack down on you.

  • ya know what your right screw it im deleting all my comments im tired of people yelling at me and cursing me off for having a personal opinion then some how it got turned on me for fighting back ps even though your comment told me to shut up i still laughed at it and thought it was funny

  • @JerZeyCJ you said that athiests are pushing their beliefs on people but that doesnt mean saying there is no god thats basicly what you wrote but the comment was removed, so i was responding to that by saying the only way a athiest can push his beliefs is saying there is no god because thats their belief, and we dont watch them what i am trying to say is that you are shoving your beliefs on athiest not the other way around, you are just sadly misinformed

  • hold on im a little slow here what i can figure out:atheists believe in no god/deitie check new that ok um im pushing my beliefs im pretty sure i never said ALL HAIL GOD GOD IS REAL ATHEISTS WILL GO TO HELL im pretty sure i never said anything along thoses lines(over egaerated a little but you get my point)ok yes relgion pushes but so do atheists so even i as far as i know i dont push on another people on a side note what do you think of scientology?

  • Atheists do watch particular TV networks. They're called "Discovery Channel" and "National Geographic". You know, channels that discuss all of the proof of science, and don't endorse the story of humanity being created by the invisible man in the sky. By the way p94mitch, this site has spellcheck. Pay attention to it.

  • @ginsunh it is youtube who gives a shit about spelling fuck

  • Because Jesus Christ is the One, True and Only GOD.

  • this is the body of christ

    RAFLMGAO

    (rolling around fucking laughing my goddamn ass off)

  • no comment

    can't hold it any longer, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • LOL, one of those rare sequels that are better than the orginal

  • You either have to be Jewish or Catholic to laugh your ass off at this one.

    I was raised Catholic, so I was laughing the whole time.

  • LOLOLOL

  • This was amazing.

  • I hope they make a channel for games, since G4 just screwed it up.

  • jesus I'm sorry for my sins

    I believe you want my father

    Where are you

    look to the heavens

    Good bye

  • why isn't xplay this good now a days?

  • :) Nice parody...

  • lmao look to the heavens..

  • I bet Jesus thinks it's funny

  • Wow. I laughed literally the entire time. I have to show this to everyone I know.

  • This is the body of Christ

    omg that made me laugh so fucking hard.

  • lmfao

  • omg this is amazing

  • Beware muzzies

    a God-sent revenge will hit you

  • I can read write, and speak aramaic hence this get's a thumb's up in my book!! hahahaha!!!! Love you Jesus!!! Kick ass!!!