I owned a monkey. She was buck toothed. She had the sweetest ass that looked like raw bologna. We used to set up the slip and slide and the bubble machine and have a blast. I also have a pet duck-billed platypus. Once the cops came because they thought we were having a sex party in the front yard. Mostly cause Platy's girlfriend Yakity was wearing a thong that revealed too much skin...or fur in her case since shes a yak. Platy went to jail for tryin to hump the k9. I think I need new friends.
My friend's daughter is like that. She used to love them until we all went to the zoo one day and this man in a monkey mask came up to her and started dancing while saying, "look at the monkey man" over and over really loudly. Scared the crap out of her. She got home and pushed her curious george things out of her room. Anything monkey-like now just freaks her out. It's funny and sad at the same time.
Rossini is SEVERELY pissed that you didn't choose "italliana in Algeri", "the Barber of Seville" (a Buggs fave) or even the "WTO". But, I'm sure he got a wood at the muliple "No!'s" 5 Stars as always!
When visiting the monkey house, always dip your nuts in honey. That way when the monkey's attack, you'll ate least know they are enjoying the flavor of their sweet monkey revenge. - Ralp Nader
I've just started watching Baby Eaters and I saw that ending coming. Ha ha! Still funny though.
DeliaR90 2 years ago
you just wasted a minute of my fucking life. go kill yourself you FUCKING FAAAAGS
captainf0x 2 years ago
roflmao
secrets823 2 years ago
wow! that monkey had a strangle hold! SMileyD
vjm1234 2 years ago
5 stars for rainbow socked monkey
Misshapps 2 years ago 3
I wish I was one of those monkeys. :-)
ds99 2 years ago
you always have the coolest fonts ;/
AmyGarrod 2 years ago
package-grabbing monkeys = youtube flag
tonygem 2 years ago
I owned a monkey. She was buck toothed. She had the sweetest ass that looked like raw bologna. We used to set up the slip and slide and the bubble machine and have a blast. I also have a pet duck-billed platypus. Once the cops came because they thought we were having a sex party in the front yard. Mostly cause Platy's girlfriend Yakity was wearing a thong that revealed too much skin...or fur in her case since shes a yak. Platy went to jail for tryin to hump the k9. I think I need new friends.
YTwatchdawg 2 years ago
0:55 how can you say now to that face? haha!
IceAngel262 2 years ago
I think I've said this before, but you guys always have the best tags!
Armbaandsperle 2 years ago
hahahaaa
katarinagiselle 2 years ago
Methinks monkey need long, stiff...drink from that Ikea glass.
robtran 2 years ago
hahahahahahahaha
cybsy 2 years ago
Wow, it's like high school all over again. (Except monkey Yes cost me 50 bucks for booze.)
darktoadthesticky 2 years ago
omigod. you guys are SO homoerotic hahahaha
jaiarme 2 years ago
lol
"monkey, YES!"
djtron1x 2 years ago
hawt munkay secks.
Tomb3Raider 2 years ago
Slap the monkey.
codyjogden 2 years ago
brb, zoo
MBRHIndustries 2 years ago
omg wards rainbow socks XD
this is sheer genius
mychemcutie723 2 years ago
I was thinking "where the frig is the homoeroticism?". But it turned up in the end, thank goodness.
GreenDozen 2 years ago 2
that looks more than a bit painful
WeAreHumanInc 2 years ago
All that Monkeying around leaves me spent and wanting a cigarette. :-)
naughtypuppetshow 2 years ago
Haa Haa! I hope you weren't hurt in the making of this video. Looked like he had a tight grip on your...uhm...your...pants. Yeah that's it.
WillowDove40 2 years ago
You guys are always monkeying around, yes?
regamom3 2 years ago
It looks like you three have huge fun... ;P
Zutentu 2 years ago
just when I thought this one wasn't actually gonna be gay..... :)
Godfadr 2 years ago 5
You sell me that lemon factory now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luckystrike1 2 years ago
lol THE FAMILY JEWELS????
iggy35 2 years ago
;-X
OneoftheImmortals 2 years ago
having fun you guys?
badasschickendude 2 years ago
woops! i just came
nutcheck3 2 years ago
Monkey YES!!! lol
GoddessofBarefeet 2 years ago
Lol awesome!!
okstevie11 2 years ago
I got so excited to see in my subscription box, that you guys had posted a new video!
Then as I was watching it, I had to stop.
I have a huge phobia of monkeys..
I didn't realize that even people imitating monkeys scares me..
Wtf.
Damn.
Bye bye excitement.. :/
lorenaburRito 2 years ago
thats sad
lordsuji 2 years ago
My friend's daughter is like that. She used to love them until we all went to the zoo one day and this man in a monkey mask came up to her and started dancing while saying, "look at the monkey man" over and over really loudly. Scared the crap out of her. She got home and pushed her curious george things out of her room. Anything monkey-like now just freaks her out. It's funny and sad at the same time.
schatze78 2 years ago
LOL!!!!
criaturaderuby 2 years ago
monkey yes.
aandreya 2 years ago
ohk..rainbow socks..and cock grab...wierd
scarlettexskittles 2 years ago
dang.. that was a fist ful...
friscow 2 years ago
I see some rainbow socks up in here!
flippincam 2 years ago
Perhaps Monkey needs to learn to speak some English.
Or Human needs to learn how to have a different kind of fun with Monkey.
gigigirl281 2 years ago
Yeah Spank that Monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!
carrolly2k 2 years ago
This is just like watching Chimp Eden on Animal Planet. Only better.
Redstomp 2 years ago
Poor monkey just wanted a big juicy banana. Looks like it got what it needed. And so did I. Thanks for the vid! 8)
gluclax 2 years ago
lol that one monkey sounds like a bird lol must be a new species
ranileto 2 years ago
why do I feel like I lose IQ points everytime i watch your videos?
emmanuelo516 2 years ago 2
you must be doing it wrong
OceanFoam 2 years ago 2
Thank you J.T. Scopes, if it wasnt for you this masterpiece would have never been shot....
nbwulf 2 years ago
well, that was a surprise.
xearlysunsets 2 years ago
and then we contracted aids...
toshibaaah 2 years ago 3
monkey yes XD
are you guys smacked when you make these?
pieguy49 2 years ago
im glad i watched till the end!
I almost commented, "they act exactly like my kids!!"
lmao
Sammyonthelammy 2 years ago
Always when I need my crotch fix, you guys deliver.
Also, is that a keytar in the background?
schatze78 2 years ago
rainbow socks ftw
cherryapple94 2 years ago
whiskey drankin monkeys
BaileyAndBryansZoo 2 years ago
The best kinda monkeys
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Pure amazing!
bigfootstolemypuppy 2 years ago
ROCK!
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Paper, aww man.
bigfootstolemypuppy 2 years ago
Hello,Babyeaters.
Monkey see.
Monkey no.
Monkey manipulate.
Monkey Multiple Orgasm.
FTW!
Blargaldalien 2 years ago
Monkey hurt my nut sac
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Was that a banana in Travis' pants,or was the monkey
one of those assistant monkeys?
Blargaldalien 2 years ago
That's what you get for messing around with my family members.
smokingmonkeyvideos 2 years ago
I recognized the family grip.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
I love wards rainbow socks =D
lillylilly179 2 years ago
He's making a personal statement.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
I laughed so hard... I'm crying. You guys made a girl cry. Hope you're proud of yourselves.
Oh and two of my favorite things are in this video - monkeys and Baby Eaters. What could be better? ((*whisper* Nothing.))
KelsiLynelle 2 years ago
Where ever we go we leave a trail of sobbing women. All part of being The Baby Eaters.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
How long does it take you to dress the monkeys, or can they do it themselves? Obviously they're pretty smart creatures..
llmcox 2 years ago
You'd think, but these two are defective. Takes um two hours just to brush their teeth...so I got rid of them.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
You guys should all be locked up on a secure ward somewhere. Preferably a place where they still allow you to post on YouTube though.
purpledew 2 years ago
Who says we aren't?
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Rossini is SEVERELY pissed that you didn't choose "italliana in Algeri", "the Barber of Seville" (a Buggs fave) or even the "WTO". But, I'm sure he got a wood at the muliple "No!'s" 5 Stars as always!
amsmith1221 2 years ago
Rossini can SUCK IT!
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
looked like more than a handful to me.
spydog97 2 years ago
Two many stupid monkeys.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
...and the term "monkeying around" is invented...
Cheers
BLEURfangers 2 years ago
ba doom!
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
reminds me of this autistic kid in my gym class.........he makes the lockerrooom extremly awkward
triked14 2 years ago
Gym class in general made me awkward.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Hahah
scalez888 2 years ago
I don't know why I found this so hysterical. Haha, the end was DIRTTY!
colormekristen 2 years ago
Touching genitals is always funny...especially by monkeys.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
monkey see, monkey do...and very well, apparently
deffcat 2 years ago
So very, very well.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
lol
TaintedWitch666 2 years ago
Ah yes. Monkey, No. I remember this one hurting a bit.
TheReceptionist 2 years ago 2
Monkey, yes! Lol awesome
CasaDeCucaracha 2 years ago
Silly Monkeys.. ^-^
MrJackDavies 2 years ago
Dicks are for people.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Sweet socks, Ward.
ElovesB7 2 years ago
He owns your balls now!
bowlingballout 2 years ago
Impossible. Sold those to the Devil ages ago.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
In my opinion anyone who thinks evoloution isnt real is quite ignorant but im not going to argue with peoples beliefs even if they make no sence
wolfernater 2 years ago
Have you ever seen Kirk Cameron's Croc-a-duck!? Hilarious.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful. ~Ninon de L'Enclos
OriginalTessaMessa 2 years ago
When visiting the monkey house, always dip your nuts in honey. That way when the monkey's attack, you'll ate least know they are enjoying the flavor of their sweet monkey revenge. - Ralp Nader
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
I did not see that coming.
Okay that was a lie.
But it was still hilarious ;) Wouldn't wanna see monkeys like that in the zoo...
kuvasz13 2 years ago
Mnkey's and the baby eaters...you know whatever is coming it ain't gonna be pleasant.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
HOW'D YOU GUYS GET SO BAD ASS?
nutcheck3 2 years ago
We went to the school of awesome times high.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
=D A baby eaters and receptionist video in one day. I must be dreaming!!
NotThinTwins 2 years ago
You are. WAKE UP! It's time to got to class.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
haha, the music goes so well.
you guys are classyyyyyy as shit. :-)
Morlaboborla 2 years ago
Yes,,,it does
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
hehe i knew that was coming
justalyssa86 2 years ago
I imagine you did.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
hahahahahahah you all are soo random its hillarious
ahshtz 2 years ago
No no...we are all so hilarious its random.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
HAHAHAAA
theofficeloverr 2 years ago
I couldn't pay attention.. to mesmerized by ward's wonderful socks.
Iiquor 2 years ago
He's a real attention whore.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
...man, i wish i could hold my friend's penis like that. All day long.
Blomvik 2 years ago 2
I think that might elevate the status of your friendship.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
LMFAO ! You Guys Are Great !
3873236 2 years ago
Thanks...you are Ok yourself.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Monkey, YES!
Love the keytar in the background :P
LonGHairedHermeS 2 years ago 2
We also love it. Rock.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
That's rough.
PinkGrapefruit22 2 years ago 3
Just the way we like it.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
LMAO. The entire time I was thinking omg some one is going to accidentally whack him in the crouch...but grabbing is ok and hilarious. XO
lineage86 2 years ago 4
Grabbing is OK...depending on what end of the grabbing you are on.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Awesome!!!!! Couldn't stop laughing.
EuropeanLove09 2 years ago 2
STOP! STOP!
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
ROFL on the yes XD
pokerkid6 2 years ago 3
Good kid.
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
5 stars for the great side description
Genn333 2 years ago 5
hehehe
TheBabyEaters 2 years ago
Awesome. xD
tubeyourrube 2 years ago 2