MC Hammer Commercial

[KevinPaul444]

that shit is tight

[totalrandomcrap]

You better PRAY that your parents don't notice that expensive phone call on the bill!

[solrac18619]

Has anyone noticed that in old commercials there hotline numbers start with 1-900 instead of 1-800.

[musicforchewfaygs]

@solrac18619 1800 is toll free, 1900 means you will be billed.

[plateshutoverlock]

Those insepid text message services (text to get a 'free' smile walpaper but get slammed with $20 recurring charges) are todays version of 976/900 numbers.

[ednoroirika]

who wouldn't want to talk to the Hammer in 88?

[HaloSpartanG13]

I couldn't touch that number.

[pinkyt08]

Forgot about those damn 1 900 party line numbers lol.

[blinkingblythe]

I'm waiting on calls, baby!

(career goes flush)

[blinkingblythe]

20 years ago sure seemed like the dark ages compared to now.

[blinkingblythe]

I'm fielding phone calls, baby >:(

[ChasingSatanAway]

Sadly, he spent all the money earned from his 900 number on his large posse....

[BIGRONE187]

damn i feel ol' watchin' that. i still remember the freddy krueger hotline and the the damn fresh prince hotline.

[plateshutoverlock]

Amazing the kind of revenue what was probably just an answering machine with a very long greeting could bring in back then

[munkyX3]

Call MC HAMMER And find out how to leave your personall message!

LOL

[EsotericKitten]

I am ashamed to admit I called the NKOTB line.

[plateshutoverlock]

don't feel too bad, I thought I could call the "Chuckles the clown" hotline (complete with Claymation clown) and become a rockstar Time to rock and roll with chuckles the clown

We are waiting for the sound of your tone

you can be in the chuckles band

Just sing into the telephone. I'm actually trying to find this commercial but with no luck. A google search brings up an unrelated "Chuckles the clown" from the Mary Tyler Moore show

[oldpantsnewjersey]

@plateshutoverlock I'd love to see that too. I've had the "I wanna be in the Chuckles band I'm gonna sing into the telephone" melody in my head for 25 years.

[GreenFiles]

@oldpantsnewjersey Did you ever find the Chuckles ad on Youtube?

[GreenFiles]

@plateshutoverlock I believe the entire chorus was "I wanna be in the Chuckles band - I wanna sing into the telephone..." I cannot find that commercial anywhere but I know I watched it on TV in the 1980s. (In Florida)

[plateshutoverlock]

Your call goes to /dev/nul

[jennicase]

WTF?

[CN90s]

I wonder if those phone numbers still work.

[enemyacemanfred]

this is awesome, i remember when they used to have all these stupid 900 numbers for this kind of shit. they even had a rap santa one. i wonder what would happen if you called this number now, it's probably a gay phone sex line.

[UnCaligu]

I came several times.

[TruthandJustice101]

MY MESSAGE = "Hey, Hammer. It's me. I want to know where the F*ck my money is N*gga. I lent you $500K to bail your broke ass out of bankruptcy. WHERE'S MY MONEY, MUTHA F*CKA?!"

[godhedsmanden]

WHAT A dumb ass you are,

[thegentlesherpa]

Call us on up, now is the time. You might hear a joke, or a couple of rhymes.

I love the little hand thing that the non-hammer does on "a couple of rhymes"!

[slikey7]

"I'm waitin' on calls!"

[UFHOES]

like anyone would do this now a days..lol...

Cris crocker would call Britney spears...lol

[MonkeyMechX2]

You know those personal messages are gold. "MC... MC... I just killed my wife so you can become my new soulmate. No one will ever come between us again. I'm... I'm getting a tent in my poofy pants, MC. Please MC, come to me in your golden spaceship..."

[LouieKrack1]

Lol!!! Fucking Scam $2.00 per minute .45cent additional minute

[curtismsblog]

This was back in the day when everyone had a 900 number

[TouchTheSky08]

Was this shit on "Saturday Night Live" as a joke or something?

[dinfg6]

no it was real until the web took over in 1995

[MGirl2006]

hilarious..

[garageman1989]

who's gonna call that number?

[mayfirst1984]

me.......

[Danny24calderon]

Tha't why he is broke, he is a loser!!! What a idiot!!!

[ndamus88]

dont you know you that if you just put on the hammer then you will be rewarded!

[mayfirst1984]

omg u a idiot! STUPId HEAD!

[HammerXXX]

Good!