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  • Hahaha so funny

  • craigMellow : Get decent education hahahhahahaa

    tell me craigMellow have you ever been in any school?

    or had any education ?

    craigMellow your comments revel how decent education you had hahhahahhahaa

  • good plants gone bad :o

  • rule 34.........

  • unfortunately you are among one of them . you post these type of clipings first and after some time you post these type of explainations :) grW up mother fucker.

  • Well I not only believe in God I know Him personally. And He wanted me to tell you that He believes in you even though your life is a vanishing vapor. . . oh and to go get help for your anger (that last bit is from me not Him:)

  • i think hes telling us that he has a huge penis and get laid alot.

  • @billyrubin75

    Yeah what ever educational credentials you have, if you still believe in God, tooth fairy and unicorn you are a class-A moron!

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  • seem´s you have "Penisneid"

  • HOW DID I GET HERE?!?!?!?!

  • I would love to get into a *debate* with you but it seems by all of your replies and responses here, all you're doing is looking for an argument or putting people down for even questioning you. You strike me as one bitter, ignorant man who, ultimately, is not in the least interest in any truth that is not your own. Good luck with that mate. Live long and prosper for, in time, you too will pass this world and then you, like so many before you, will know for sure won't you? On yer bike.

  • @ThePreacher1st

    Sorry I debate only with oxford scholars. :)

    And smart people who doesn't believe in tooth fairy!

  • @craigMellow You just said you only debate with small people. That's sorta hypocritical coming from the guy who said "And smart people who doesn't believe in the tooth fairy!" can't even use proper english, it's properly phrased " And smart people who don't believe in the tooth fairy" Now doesn't someone feel stupid. :D P.S. it's kinda gross that you went looking for a bunch of things that look like dicks... Maybe an actual argument that requires brain cells next time not crude humor Ok. :D

  • @XxXRevelationsXxX XD silly me said small not smart, that would only make sense if you were going to pick a physical fight with someone, my bad.

  • @craigMellow trololol... said the person posting a video tagged with "Evaluation copy"... oh anyway, even though i must admid the idea of the video is funny (And it really is), what pissed me off is the last sentence... i have an education, and many religous people have a much higher ducation than oxford.

    And if you do not beieve in god, what then? the big bang?

    trolololol...

    Even scientists says that a god is much more realistic than the big bang,..

  • @MedianHansen Oh would you take a look at that.. someone claiming something on the internet without any proof at all! looks legit and believeable..

  • @craigMellow Why on Earth would an Oxford scholar deign to debate with someone who does not understand the most basic aspects of English grammar? Honestly... "people who does not believe in tooth fairy"?? Your noun is plural while your auxiliary verb is singular, and you completely left out an article.

    I am an atheist. I don't even care about your genitalia-obsessed video. I simply know that your condescending, snarky attitude is thoroughly disgusting. I wouldn't debate with you.

  • @TigressofDDR WONDERFUL!!

  • @craigMellow You want to speak with Oxford scholars you cant even get your dialogue right "smart people who doesn't believe in tooth fairy" last time I checked that doesn't make sense

  • MOST STUPID SHIT IVE EVER SEEN YOU COULD OF AT LEAST GOT BETTER EXAMPLES YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP WORRYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE HAHAHA LOSER

  • lol dude no one knoews if god really exists lol iam not saying it dont exist lol.

  • FUNNY AS HELL, UPS DID I JUST MAKE GOD MAD LOL

  • I just... I don't...

    You know what, it's just easier to call you stupid.

  • this is clearly a work of editing

  • he is clearly hurting our sentiments

  • I REQUEST YOUTUBE PLEASE REMOVE THIS VIDEO HE IS AN JERK WHO ADDED THIS VIDEO

  • dumb ... would be a funny video with out all the dumb talking, and it was waaaaayyyy tooooooo ssssslllllooooowwww.

  • ohh u pussy get a life r u some kinda vegy athiest woww how bout u grow wut one of those trees have:)

  • 1:15 that tree is in Ireland and ive been around it and it looks nothing like a dick.

  • of course there is a god! and he likes penises!!!

  • He's letting us all know that, though we might fight about who's dick is bigger, his IS the largest.

  • LOL nice video man

  • how bout you wait and see

  • Simply hilarious.

  • Disliked, and I'm an atheist.... The only thing that could be considered wrong about religion in my opinion, is IF they try to tell others how they must think.... So when atheists try do to that, they're just as stupid as their religious counterparts. AMEN/AHUM

  • Is trying to say that allah is a prick ?

  • if there is no GOD then who made this universe??? i dont think human beings made it because if they did then half of this world would be on mars.

  • @frunkyfull Humans are like atoms in the universe.WE made nothing.

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  • @WargoDsssss so you mean that this universe came into being on its own???

  • @frunkyfull It was created by dark matter (the void) but who created the void that is the main question so yeah there must be a God...im just sayin that we are nothing in the universe we did nothin for the universe we are just primitive beings,but fear not because great age for the human kind is comming and we will evolve :)

  • I Believe in God. There are Some People Like You that dont even Respect God. Without God you wouldn't even be able to sit like a bitch in front of your keyboard and disrespect him with this shit you write. The person who needs education is you , you fucking idiot. Go and sit on your mom's knee's and wait until you get punished for this dumbfuck.

  • 1:13 squidward's nose...

  • photoshope ...

  • People who believe they are educated because they call themselves atheists want to make me bash my head against a wall. Look at this guy, he can't even make decent sentences! These must be the same people who keep repeating there's somehow a direct opposition between religion and science.

  • p.s. i disliked instantly -.- if i have the heart to continue watching to considering liking......its only for the humor of the pics, a few of them that is...

  • Fake Pictures, I can also create like these.

  • @DulceMuchacho you have no right to say things like this about the Holy Quran. If you cant respect a religion then dont make fun of it. Reading two or three verses of the Quran does not mean that it is 'unscientific' . Read the whole Quran with translation and then lets see what you think.

  • Bibles not once been wrong. and well I still cant beileve in something Ive not seen but im not going to dismiss it. I beileve its possible but I just cant beileve it without seeing it or hearing it.

  • @TitanbrolyGilneas 'the bible's not once been wrong' are you serious?

    There is hardly anything that is right in the bible, it can't even remain consistent in adjoining chapters.

  • @nuberiffic Someone doesnt read.

  • @TitanbrolyGilneas and i think it's time you started. The first thing the bible says is the world was created in 6 days. This has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be false. And it only gets worse from there.

  • against my school for shutting down my Bible club. People haven't been helping me too good, but I have enough faith, hope, and love for God top be doing what I am doing now. You better not spam these comments, dislike them, because this is rock hard truth.

    A caring soul for God,

    TheTigerbearman123

  • @thetigerbearman123 Well there's a thing called separation of church and state. Maybe that's why they shut down your "bible club"? If that's the case then the school has every right to do so, unless it's a xian/catholic school.

  • Wow.I am stunned. You post some video about God, my christian God, and believe that HE is the one who needs more education. Those were not your exact words, but a gist of what you have explained. It is very sad, rude, and even horrifying what you have done. If you wishy to do this, it is not anyone else's fault. You should blame your own self for what you have done , if even done by you. I am showing you my religious belief in what i have read, and am also protesting (More in second comment.)

  • @thetigerbearman123 amen e_o

  • i am an atheist and i would be the first to admit that this biased and uncouth

  • This nut sack is as stupid as the new channel design on you tube!!

  • you blady rascle mother fucker..............

  • all i can say iz dt craigMellow u r out.. thts it.

  • The pics are hillarious and show Gods humor, and mans stupididty for sure. If you dont believe in God then stop breathing for he gives you your next breath of air, dont like it? Dont breathe it!! You sir/madam are the one who is very uneducated! Look up Creation Science by Dr. Dino- You'll get an eye opener for sure!

  • right

    

  • @BornAgainified Dr. Dino? you mean the cpnvicted felon thats currently serving time in a prison

  • well if there is no GOD then u and we, we both will be fine... but if there IS a GOD then buddy ure FUCKED BIGTIME... so stop questioning and try to look around u. there is GOD Everywhere. GOD says that he is closer to u than ur own jergular vain. u just need to look. buddy. as a muslim we respect everyones' beliefs and religions. i request u do the same. please

  • This is an accurate proof of a dumb, deaf and a blind person who is an illiterate person who don't have a religion or something like that.

    One day you will know what is God and what what he can do.

  • It TeLLz U ThAt FuCk Ur MoThEr WiTh All ThEzE ToOlZ AsS HoLe

  • what u want to prove, just look at ur creation u will find ALLAH ,shame on u

  • looooooooooooooooooooooool This craigMellow dude your just proving something else , honestly between you and urself : your a pervert , my proof - you seek images that Are sick : see again your blind to even understand yourself

    لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله

  • brothers when you see a stupid man sing ) pass by and just say salam - peace : dont let emotion Mix with Logic - Oil Vs Water - Now Baby Whos stupid

    Allah Akbar Weal 3ezzato lil Laaaa7

  • My reply - what do you expect Allah to do send you an email , to say he is there , off-course Allah sends signs Creation to Creation : go back to what you said on your tube , your own words : Dumb So i guess whos stupid Now : Allah is the Most powerful , tell me who kills murders abuses rapes deprive people water and bread - Us Humans Not Allah Not Prophets Not Angels - i wont insult you cos honestly your tube proved with ur words that your just lost

    Peace On Allah On Muhammad On Jesus On David

  • Get your own life idiot!!

  • thumbs if u think da uploader needs a DECENT education!

  • Crap you

    

  • What a crab!

  • NO NEED TO FREAK OUT, ANYBODY... THIS IS THE SPIRIT OF LIFE... PITY SOME PEOPLE HAVE CHOSEN TO TAKE AND GIVE IT FORCEFULLY INSTEAD OF GIVING TO THOSE WHO WANT AND TAKING FROM THOSE WHO WANT TO GIVE... WE'RE SO FULL OF IT... WE CRY FOR FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THEN MOAN ... WEIRD... LIVE AND LET LIVE... CELEBRATE THE SPIRIT OF LIFE WITH MODERATION AND CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS... WE ALL THINK AND BELIEVE DIFFERENTLY... APPRECIATE ONE ANOTHER'S POINTS OF VIEW ... YOU ARE ALWAYS FREE INSIDE...

  • i really like this video. if there are "words" on a fish that say allah or somebody can see jesus on o toast. then these trees and stuff are also a sign ofd the god the respective person believes in :)

  • Christianity is really a depressing religion. There is absolutely nothing uplifting about it, in my opinion. If it were to be true, then almost every person will burn in hell. There are about a billion Christian, and how many do you think are practicing Christians? People that lead the life of Jesus Christ? I'd say a small percentage.

    So, a couple of millions (and the one's before them) go to heaven, while every other roasts in hell. That's sick...

  • @sinbysin666

    If you can accept the message that a way out of the messes we make & there´s hope its very uplifting.if you can accept forgiveness for yourself & others its releasing.

    and you´re right;

    ¨Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.¨ But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it...

    that´s life...who said it was gonna be easy?

  • these pic are fake.Allah is one.Hazrat Muhammad(S>A>W) is profit of God.

  • very stupid uploader...mind filled with vulgarity....i believe some of these items are made with the help of softwares.....fake items or pictures...feel really disappointed to see that.... :(

  • look! a one line comment :D

  • Assalam o alaikum brothers and sisters - Well, all I can say is, that even God has a sense of humor : ) and why not. Because God show us His 'signs', at times through the most simplest of things, so that the average man can also see and comprehend. As for some of the 'natures pics' you contend of, I think God is showing that Love is paramount, maybe He is showing that pure union leads to oneness with nature or is as natural as nature. Why is everything taken negatively to begin with.

  • @casioculligan Smart one, U convert all situation to support Ur point of view ;)

  • No comments!

    

  • The uploader is an imbecile. He displays sexuality as if it were something evil or against god, even when he does not even believe in god. He apparently does not even believe in morals, because he uploaded such a narrow-minded and disrespectful video.

    I believe YOU SIR are the one that needs some EDUCATION. Fool.

  • i am an atheist and even i have to admit that that was biased and uncouth

  • @SlaveOfAllah92

    aah,i would love to have one of these liers infront of me. i would beat them so much that they would start crying. do u know, 50% of the christians r doubtful that jesus pbuh is god. they believe it only because their parents say it. from their hearts,70% idol worshippers hate worshiping idols.they know that they r wrong. they dont accept it. we would get sawaab for wat we have done.we cant change them.they would make fun of allah even more. its best to leave this till here.

  • @SlaveOfAllah92 look , dont waste your time with these jerks . i always asked my self , tht= it is not their fault tht they were not born in a muslim family. now i know that they already know so much about allah's true message. this means tht they love being wrong. so , wats the point. they will never realise tht they r wrong. think about it, bhai !!!

  • @SlaveOfAllah92

    u r absolutely right my brother !!!!;

  • @SlaveOfAllah92

    I am not a muslim yet submit my will to God

    Elohim is a plural term in Hebrew eg ¨let US make Him in OUR image- Genesis 1:26

    The Father , Son and Holy Spirit are one as God, Like water can be steam(Father) Son (ice) and Holy Spirit(liguid). All these things are water, just different forms of the same thing.

  • @SlaveOfAllah92

    You obviously have not read and/or understand the Bible or heard someone lie to you about what it says.

    read: Mark 8:29, John 8:58 and other passages.

    As you say, not to offend but to enlighten: Jesus was not just another prophet, or just a nice guy with a philosophy.He was either a liar,crazy, or who He said He was- sanhedrin killed Him for a liar/blasphemer; romans killed him for calling Himself King of the Jews and ceasar would not tolerate it; islam thinks Him just prophet

  • @SlaveOfAllah92

    A riddle from Jesus: If the Messiah is to be born of the line of King David then why does David the King call the son Lord? Fathers do not bow to sons, yet David, the King bows to The Son.

  • @SlaveOfAllah92 I don´t know what Bible they teach with at the mosque but..

    a)God did not create sin, He gave us(and the angels) free will to do good or evil.

    b)They are called Sons of God because they act as His children.Jesus is God in the Flesh (Emanuel:God with us

    3) Isiah states it, Jesus states it, ALL the Apostles state it: God gave his only begotten Son for the sins of the world

    4)Since when are Nazarenes born in Bethlehem 600 yrs BEFORE mohamed, muslim???? and called King of the Jews???

  • Idiot uploader

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  • Crazy Atheist uploader

  • you need to learn about the universe from the history,where the earlier nation gone,while they were more superior than us.study and find where your life is going.....because one you won't exist........study theology and findout more about the God & religions.Good-luck

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  • FKN plants

  • Did he just told us.. THat We are all perv... that hes perv.. or that we supose to be perv D:?

  • fake...

  • wow a middle finger at the clouds?

  • May that One and Only Superior GOD forgive you,for you do not know what you are doing.Your case is far less than that of Saul who later became Paul.God's love reigns in your life that's why your are alive today.Please my brother or sister don't let the devil use again.The next time you post something here again,let it be that one that will give the Superior GOD Glory.

    P.S Repent and Ask HIM for forgiveness!!

  • @boytaku

    believe me,he will never learn until its too late !!!

  • And also we don't communicate with God through vegetables. God is not weak either. He loves us all and is most powerful.

  • Why can't u just leave us Christians alone, we r never trying to insult people who have different views from ours. God bless.

  • @MrFunnesss

    u talk like u r weak... dont ever think that way about yourself u r lucky tht u have one of god's true religions. satan has led these people into the wrong path and believe me, they will be sorry. the day of judgment is near. get ready. prepare yourself . dajal a very powerful creature created by god to test us will come. he will tell u tht he is god and his powers will push u into believing it.

  • @aneeq69 look, there is no all gods r 1 crap. the one true God is Jesus and I know that as a fact.

  • @MrFunnesss

    u have a pure heart .the only thing tht hazrat issa(jesus christ)didnt teach your ancestors,is that he is god. the powers he had was given to him by god.your people thought tht only god can have such powers and so,u believed that he is god.hazrat issa will return back on earth and fight with dajjal and will win.the only difference is, tht he is a prophet of god.he needed food to live.allah neither has sons.i am sorry for christians that bible had been changed.allah is made of light.

  • @aneeq69 and where did u hear that???

  • @MrFunnesss

    first tell me y do u believe jesus christ is god?

    some parts of your religion is correct but as bible was changed, u people went into the wrong side. the holy quran could hv been changed but, thanks to our rightly guided caliph, hazrat usman , who got rid of the incorrect copies of the holy quran. today, every one has the same copy as was revealed .he even made sure that everyone recites it properly.everything tht prophet pbuh said is now turning out to be correct in the future.

  • @MrFunnesss

    how could a god have been born from the one who he has created?? (marry) jesus christ was born after humans were already born. who do u think created the people before him ???? that is allah, your lord, my lord and the lord of others. allah created the people before B.D and after A.D.

  • Idiot Uploader.

  • you so called decent educator u dick head u hav shit inside u that reflects in ur videos thank god my glod blessed me with eeman thats why we see god every where n u dick head see dicks every where u ass hole

  • i liked the song. where can i find it?

  • this is the sign of sick mind

  • U r sick asshole

  • Well...no use of talking....or chatting.....some people don't believe what they saw or what they hear...but,Al-Quran have the proof for something that you don't know,believe me...

  • great

  • Hmmm, lots of anger going on here over a bunch of photoshopped photos and a guy with horrible English railing against religion. I'd say he did a good job of achieving his goal. He made you notice him. Don't hate a man with a point of view even if he does use rage to mask his pain.

  • I'm in the wierd part of youtube again it seems..

  • There are more religious fucking lunatics here than almost any video ive ever seen. All of you god-pushers.....FUCK OFF AND DIE....I gleefully spit in your imaginary deities fucking face. If he's real I will joyfully go to hell. I've earned it. You can't save me!!

  • @Ersa1a i thin,k the same thin imaginary dieties dont exist....

  • නියම විඩ් එක. එල.

    excellent vid.

  • hahah 2k+ Zealots with no sense of humour watched this.

  • yeah yeah.. all those signs are of course given by GOD...

    but not to us... its for YOU...

    and yes, GOD used them as the medium of language especially for your decent job you have done in this video...

    you too,, get a life.. am happy if you are dead by now..

  • that people just belive and there raight

  • There can be no miracles, simply because the very way which we define miracles would render it an ordinary event if it occurred, at best a very improbable event.

  • If you define miracles as impossible, then the very existence of a miracle invalidates it's own definition. If you define miracles as improbably events, then that means that, while not often occurring, they could have just as well arise by pure chance. Thus a paradox.

    Furthermore, if you were to explain a miracle trough science, then it would be validated and verified, thus no longer considering it a miracle, for only that which is unknown escapes science.

  • Oh man We believe in God and U believe in life .. :) still we can have all and a better life than urs :) and education u retard :) !! .. but we do have a believe in superior ALLAH .. but what u believe in !?! these half faked pics .. note that fake tree with poor quality penis attached to it .. u really bad on Photoshop ,, :p

  • ASSHOLE

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED BY A TREE . YOU AND YOUR FAKE GOOGLE IMAGES

  • @devonhasan1 This video is dedicated to you.

  • @Blackfriday420 That's an awesome video, BF. Not what I expected, but better - and funnier. 

  • It is an interesting point. Those who do not understand God are always looking at burnt toast and weeping statues for signs.

    God promised to give us a global, unmistakable worldwide resurrection of all the dead who have ever lived at his Second Coming. That event will not be mistaken for trees and roots that resemble sex objects.

  • his signs r everywhere bt people nowadays are blinded by the devils satanic system hollywood and all of the crap people love that y people dont really care for nothing but this worthless short life every1 says it n that is the reality it is short n what awaits ahead for us justice from the 1 who created you ill giv u simple logic n it still wont help u what comes before 1? n if i was to brong u sum machine u have never seen before n ask u 2explains the mechanism what would u say? ask the creator

  • ill be honest with u look at yourselves and then ull c what GOD has created in respect to ur video... neway keep on living ur life thinking u r free from any judgement but soon u shall know what awaits you death will overtake u as it will me then what will u do when the reaper is in his most horrifying form to take away ur soul when he makes the pain unbearable for u but GOD is still merciful until that point repent for what you have done n HE shall forgive u if u turn to HIM n accept islam

  • hahahaha its good I like it , it should be ridiculed yes!!!

  • Another rabid dickhead. Worse than fundamentalism this type of thinking.

  • who the hell r u,,if u were in front to me iwould kill you

  • @aizazkhattakaizaz The religion of peace shines it's light on us once again.

  • @aizazkhattakaizaz No you wouldn't. Shut the fuck up.

  • @Typicus Unfortunately, he probably would. I'm making an assumption from his name, but I'm probably not wrong, given the name and his evil, violent reaction. He's an emissary from the "religion of peace", which means if he could he would saw your head off with a scimitar, or bury you halfway and throw rocks at your head until you were dead. When I get mad at someone over religion I call them a name or insult. Muslims want to kill you.

  • wow the trees doing it looks kinda like what i did to your mom last night, craig

  • If there is a god, which there isn't, but IF. God likes Fucking. He gave us penises and vaginas, and he made them get all hard, or all wet when we see or think about them. Being ashamed of your 'bits and pieces' and the feelings that they arise is telling God his work is shit, you theists. So chill the fuck out, get laid and give it a rest, already.

  • clearly..u are a sick uneducated human being!! and its just obvious that u know nothing about religion, don't say things you know nothing about. Its not a very smart thing to do.

  • awesome video.. hahaha nice 1... i can see GOD enjoying.. hahaha

  • some things get retarded, YOU are retarded, piece of shit!

  • Look at all the stupid fucking religitard god-sycophants all worked up over a funny video. You people are pathetic. Religion and gods are silliness meant to make small children behave themselves. I have another devastating secret to horrify all of you stupid fucking idiotic retards.......Santa Claus was your dad!!!

  • @Ersa1a

    ;)

  • @Ersa1a Good to see someone with an ounce of sence :)

  • @torak35 ThanK's torak. I can't believe how many posts I've made on this video, but every time I think I'm done, someone else pisses me off.....it was just a fucking cute video about naturally occurring erotica. All of these negative responses prove to me that all these fucking asshole religitards really despise the God they claim to love, revere, and worship. They hate His creation.

  • @Ersa1a Dude WTF! i am santa claus... :(

  • @Ersa1a

    u r an idiot .how do u think all the prophets got those holy books????(zabur,tauhra,injil or bible, and the holy quran) just read three verses from a holy book!!! u will be sorry for wat u hv done!!! those people r not idiots . wat do u think the past prophets risked their lifes for? there is only one god!!! and muhammad pbuh, hazrat issa(jesus christ) , hazrat dawood, e.t.c, are his prophets.think, y would any one spend his entire life on spreading that there is only one god, allah.

  • @aneeq69 I find it difficult to believe how utterly stupid and clueless you brainwashed retarded muslims are. I have no love for judaism. Because it bred xtianity and islam, and I despise xtianity but neither one can hold a candle to the depth of stupidity of the Muslims I see on YouTube trying to defend that vile religion and it's pig-god allah. I want to face-palm. I can forgive the bad English and grammar, but the theme is like a slow 6-year-old defending his belief in the tooth-fairy.

  • @aneeq69

    dude just read three verses from any holy book(u can use the internet).... i support muslims, christians, jews because they believed in a messenger sent by allah. these 3 religions r the right religions. and dont reply again untill u have read three verses!!! i am sure u will notice that there is some kind of peace and spirit in the words of the verses that will soften your heart!!