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  • When I was in Marine Corp boot camp in 1967 one of our DI's came up with one of the greatest one liners ever. "You privates are lower than whale shit and that is on the bottom of the ocean."

  • HAHAHA 0:12 "I dont really fit in in Hollyweird" xD

  • HAHAHA 0:12 "I dont really fit in in Hollyweird" xDDDDDDD

  • If I meet him someday, I'm gonna ask him if he knew my father because he was in the marines during the Vietnam War too.

  • Very cool guy!! He was in Birmingham. My dad took me to meet him and I was very honored. I must say he is a great actor!!

  • cool guy, I hope I meet him one day

  • I BET HE TEACHED A BUNCH OF MAGGOTS HOW TO FUCKING SUCK A GOLBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!

  • One of the greatest man ever in the entire world, those 10 dislikers should be hunted down, and gutted and made into soup!

  • "But from now on you are Pukes, you are the lowest forms of life on Earth, you are not even human fucking beings, your nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian SHIT" lol love that fucking line.. So many funny lines how can you fucking pick

  • SIR WHAT? ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE!!??

  • THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOM' S ASS AND ENDED UP AS A BRAIN STAIN ON YHE MATTRIS .... I think you've been cheated.

  • GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!!

  • alive legend

  • what is that??? what the FUCK is that !

  • Do you suck dick! Are you a peter puffer? I bet your the kind of guy who will fuck someone in the ass and not have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around!

  • @vnyc82  go take your faggot tendencies elsewhere...infidel

  • @neilzep you do realize he was saying a quote from FMJ?

  • It's weird seeing him so down to earth and friendly after watching the initial insult frenzy from FMJ... :)

  • i kiss the ground you walk on

  • i love this man

  • bullshit i can't hear you

  • the best seargent i've ever seen. i love your quotes SIR.

  • They watched Full Metal Jacket and got so motivated they went and enlisted? What the fnck is that? They all tell me they want to kill their gunnery sergeant or at least want the fat boy to do it.

  • Lee, you are just too cool. Keep it up.

  • theez r my family

  • 10 people got caught eating a jelly doughnut

  • @Nefus1988

    Hahahahahah , Man that was one dialogue I will never forget. "What IS THAAT !, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAT ! , JESUS H CHRIST ! Private pile what are you trying to do to my beloved core "

  • "Get your fat ass on top of that obstacle, Private Pyle, get moving! Oh that's right, Pyle, don't make any fucking effort! If God had wanted you on that obstacle, he would have miracled your ass up there, now wouldn't he?"

    -Sir, yes, sir!

    "I bet if we put some pussy up there, you could get on top of that, wouldn't you?"

  • omg he is way better than chuck norris

  • did this guy serve?

  • @TheClashyyy Ummmm ya

  • I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a "reach around." (classic) or,

    "You better get your act together before I gouge out one of your eyes and skull full you." (classic)

  • @scrabbytoy1

    No, it was "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you you 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds to get that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

  • You better start shitt'n me Tiffinany Cufflink's. (Classic)

  • Did your parents have any children that lived? Boy I bet they regret that now!

  • "Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"

  • Wow. He's actually a nice guy. How surprising.

  • Soon as I find my surfboard .. Lance! I'm replacing Dye & Ermy .. LANCE!!

  • he retired at staff sgt. He got honorable Gunnery Sgt.

    Hahah :P

  • You climb obstacles like old people fuck.

  • the greatest actor ever!

  • usa!

    

  • Every Marine not only can relate to him, but also share the brotherhood with one another.

    Semper Fi

  • I dont really fit in Hollywierd xD

  • God bless you Gunny. We love you.

  • 9 people best unfuck themselves.

  • Patriotism still remains in my heart!! And my brother's a Marine!! SEMPER FIDELIS!!

  • Boy's in Company C, his forst D.I. movie i beleave.

  • @SCHRUBBE1966 yep i finally got the copy great stuff

  • one cool dude 

  • I wish this guy was my grandpa!

  • Yeh, you're right!

  • KNUCKLE dragger enclosed by other knuckle draggers. The only good many people are worth is fighting- the fight or flight mentality. Too bad- knuckle draggers it is.

  • dude i would love to be able to talk like this guy

    WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME COCK SUCKER ?!?!?!?!

  • He's a really likeable guy, we probably don't share a lof of the same political views - but I still think he's a pretty cool human being.

  • Your the reason I joined too. Orahh gunny.

  • "Jesus age christ"...Holy Jesus, what the fuck is that?"

  • I read some of the comments and I was like, "What is this Mickey Mouse shit?"

  • Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

  • i like how he said full metal jacket was an inspiration for some guys to join the marines., even though its an anti-war film

  • simper if

    

  • an ego driven retard

  • @pyrofella You're a miserable piece of shit.

  • @PlainzRyder

    Yes, because violence solves everything. Based on your logic, we should never leave Afghanistan or Iraq. SMH...as an actual former Marine who served, met Mr. Ermey at MCRD and is nowhere near the right in my political leanings, I say stop making it so easy for people to dismiss anyone Conservative as an idiot. Your pride and patriotism is strictly your own. Try working on that...

  • 5"9 i didnt know they stack shit that high.

  • he is my hero

  • @checkeredflag90210 Are you tryin to squeeze an inch on me private?! Sir No, Sir!

  • Press 4.

    A gypsy's a laugh.

  • Very strong film - particularly the scenes with Ermey. What's most surprising is that he did not even get an Oscar nomination for his portrayal of Sgt. Hartman! The Oscars should be ashamed of themselves for not acknowledging such a great performance. Perhaps it was because he is a real life DI and they figured he's merely portraying himself.

  • haha weird seeing him being smiling

  • sargent r. lee ermey

  • @FuhrerLink A JELLY DOUGHNUT!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • He's the reason lots of kids joined the Marine Corps--that's kind of funny, since I watched Full Metal Jacket on video with a few buddies my very last night in the Marine Corps. Even then I was fond of my memories of boot camp, but glad I didn't have to go through all that again. It does get old sometimes.

  • The first Gulf War had everything to do about oil and because of it the world had a huge economic boom in the 1990's (except oil exporting nations like USSR/Russia). The USA got involved in Afghanastan and Iraq because of 9/11. We helped the Northern Aliance take over Afghanastan, because Afghanastan was where Al Qeauda was and the Taliban refused to give them all to us. We invaded Iraq bacause they might attack us.

  • @kraigthorne but yet the govt. wuldnt allow the pentagon video or even had hard evidence on what plane hit the towers even though im sure there were a shit load of cameras recording that day and they couldnt even get a clear shot of an airline logo on the plane....so i agree wit drlibre if we wouldnt spend billions of dollars on the middle east we would be rolling smoothly here in usa....and y has this shit been going on for 10 years and we just now "found" the guy responsible for 9/11 WTF???

  • Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

  • HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE

    5 FOOT 9 SIR

    5 FOOT 9? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH

  • Holy Jesus...What is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?!?

  • Gunney for President! God we need someone like him!

  • gune re re

  • This guy looks like a nice guy, WHEN HE'S NOT ACTING!

  • @Mr9Division you left the caps lock on...

  • I like him more when he is a Hardass :D

  • If anybody uses a fuckin movie as their primary motivation for joining the armed services needs their head thoroughly examined.

    DO IT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO DO IT!!!

  • @SpaceGhost2047 No one will go because of a movie....The movie was a little boost for them to say yes.

  • He is about to punch the camera man in the stomach like he did to Pile.

  • When I watched "Full metall jacket" i didn't knot Ermey could talk that silent... or that he could smile...:)

  • I bet your the type of person to fuck someone in the ass and don't even have the godam courtesy to give him a reach around!!!!!!!

  • As much as he stands for everything I hate, I still can't help but respect him, I really fucking can't.

  • He scares me!!

  • I am amazed this Asshole wasnt fragged bye his own troops in Vietnam. USAF Vietnam Vet here; 1968-69.

  • @Greenhornet270 why would they frag him he was a true marine

  • @Greenhornet270 fuck outta here. gunnery sgt. r lee ermey is one of the last real americans we have in this country. oorahh!

  • I want that German uniform.

  • press 240 to hear sound :)

  • is this at WWII Weekend in Reading Pennsylvania?

  • Chuck Norris aint got nothing on R.Lee Ermey

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  • i love r. lee

  • 8 People are not patriotic.

  • seems like a pretty cool guy

  • Semper Fi Sgt. Proud of ya!

  • Do you suck dicks ?

  • "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION NUMBNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lol classic line

  • @thesparta1812 I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU DONT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!

  • @bunbunjohn thats one too Lol

  • @thesparta1812 That one was mah favorite

  • NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR WALLS OF TEXT!!!!!!1

  • I agree with Ermley, I hate it out here in KS where I am, so un-fucking patriotic, u pull out a military I.D. to get a discount and the cashier and the ppl around you look at you with a sneer and then ppl treat you like shit, wore an ACU on vet's day at my school, people were saying shit abotu the army, calling me a war-junkie, when I was trying to show support for my dad, his friends, and our armed forces, it sucks

  • R. Lee Ermey for president!

  • Hahah Hollyweird. Ermey is awesome...

  • 2010 Feb 12 Khataba raid. US Special Forces killed five civilians, including two pregnant women aged 22 and 37 and a teenage girl. All were shot. US raided a house in Khataba village, where dozens of people had gathered at the home to celebrate the naming of newborn baby. US Special Forces mutilated the bodies to removed bullets from the victims as part of an attempted cover-up

    The New York Times “Afghan Investigators Say U.S. Troops Tried to Cover Up Evidence in Botched Raid” Apr 5 2010

  • @lesdoyle2000 US armed forces likes to kill they're trained to kill and they did it good with a lot of materiel. Pity that they don't kill more (irony). There are double standards that piss the shit out of me (propaganda vs. reality) but political interest needs it that way, democracy can't be honest. The fact is that all responsibility for such acts lays on politicians who initiate war and deploy troops to combat operation. These are ones that should be blamed, soldiers are only doin their job

  • @drLibre22

    Yes your right.

    Don't blame the soldiers.

    They are just loosers who failed at school.

    Blame the Politicians.

  • @lesdoyle2000 loosers?

  • @lesdoyle2000 Think they are not all loosers, some of them had some disadvantages in their education for sure though (poverty, not less ability to learn in all cases but in some that's right). Some enlisted to experience adventure, some filled with patriotic ideas, some to inhibit their ego, some simply like this kind of job, etc. Mentioning killings-there are some ways to avoid more civilian casualities but reality of battlefield verifies it often. As I said politicians are responsible at most

  • @drLibre22

    Yeah your right again

    Lots of them are just psycho.

    If they weren't in the military they would be on death row.

  • @lesdoyle2000 Yes, some people like to kill and military gives them a chance to fulfill their lethal drives. Question is if they are able to live peacefully in the society or not. If not it would be best if they die at war.

  • @drLibre22 You are fucking disgusting. How dare you talk about the soldiers like that. You should be a shield they use. Ungrateful sick motherfucker.

  • @itachi705 I guess you are refering to "people like to kill" post. First of all you should read it several times, maybe you would notice word "SOME" contained in the first sentence. Second of all you should read my entire chat with user "lesdoyle2000", 'cause you ripped my single point out of context. I said about SOME individuals in the US military, not ALL US soldiers. And I don't have to be grateful 'cause US soldiers don't fight in the interests of my country and/or my country's corporations

  • @drLibre22 I guess I was in the wrong if you only meant "some." But concerning your last point, the US military has spent a very large amount of money for the defense of Poland. In fact, last year there was talk about building some sort of anti-missile device for Poland courtesy of the US, I forgot exactly what the device was, however. But it doesn't matter because most Americans including myself want military spending reduced and less bases and less intervention overseas.

  • @itachi705

    Poland was one of the countries targetted in "Operation Mass Appeal" in 1998 when fake stories about Saddam were planted in Polish newspapers to change public opinion. Then these stories would filter into western press,. The propaganda operation continued until 2003. Poland was chosen because it wasn't supporting US and Britain in the UN against Iraq. It must have worked since Poland was one of the 4 countries that initially invaded Iraq.

  • @lesdoyle2000 Concerning US wars in Iraq and Astan they're purely for resources and intustrial-military complex's gain which comes from taxpayes money. If this money were used to rebuild efficient electric rail transit systems that were destroyed on purpose in the 50s by politicians bribed by car/oil industry lobby, America wouldn't be such oil hungry and there wouldn't be a need to go on such wars. Business of many powerful companies would be hurt badly concerning much less ammo and oil sales.

  • @drLibre22

    Yeah your right

    1998 Feb 12 John Maresca of Unocal tells congress that to access the $20 trillion in Caspian Sea oil the only possible route is a pipeline across Afghanistan. To build this pipeline US needs regime change in Afghanistan to appease bankers and Unocal.

  • @drLibre22 Smart Marines first check to see who is holding the flag before they follow it.

  • @drLibre22 Cool story bro. I'm afraid one can not simply say politicians were bribed in the 50s, you're not from the 50s and you were not there at the time. Compelling argument, chap, but get some real basis before you start talking smack.

  • @imSNIFFLESI'm basing my point on some articles found in the internet and general analysis of the disappearence of great american local rail transit services. In most cases decisions about abandoning streetcars were made after systems were taken over by city authorities (Detroit, Los Angeles, many others) , in the rest cases when systems were bought out by GM linked National City Lines (for example Bay Area Key System), and it have been done almost simultaniously (late 40s to early 60s) so think

  • @drLibre22 I'm afraid the adequate incriminating evidence is not strong enough, it was, lawful cases would've been made against it already. I'm glad you're not simply talking out of your ass, but it's a very strong opinion you have for a shaky basis.

  • @drLibre22 Did you not hear what happend in New York on September 11th 2001?

  • @kraigthorne I heard, what's your point? I could guess your point and start typing reply now, but my guessing could be wrong and I want to refer to your though precisely, so please reveal it to me.

  • @drLibre22 Really? What kinds of resources are we gaining in are we gaining in afghanistan? Last time i checked it's a virtually uninhabited wasteland with few natural resources to speak of.

  • honestly full metal jacket would have not made such an impact without this man great guy

  • A British poll interviewed 450 Afghans found that many people are satisfied with the security and justice the Taliban provide. More than half the respondents called them "completely trustworthy and fair". They did not demand bribes. The government justice system was heavily criticised for bribery and favouritism and was trusted by only 7% of men and women. Only 2 people opposed reconciliation with the Taliban.

    That is 0.004% of Afghans opposed to Taliban. AMAZING

  • @DeathtoallTrolls

    Hi Tom

    Welcome back

    I thought you would be too embarrassed to show up again.

    say hi to ping pong girl for me.

  • @Mr9Division Hey boy, you better calm down or im gonna have to order a 5150 against you for all these psychotic rants ur making against us .. Ping Pong ... lol

  • @Mr9Division I reported you to homeland security for making this comment -- If ever I get the chance to meet you face to face filling your mouths with "The blood of a PIG" and stick the pig cock in your ass and leave you to DIE!! Homeland wil be coming for you sick freak!!!!!

  • @Mr9Division You can find me in Alabama Street 532 CornFields R.d.....ROFLMFAO

  • @Mr9Division

    OK Tom

    I mean Mr9

    just email candida15@myspace.com

    I look forward to your next message

  • @lesdoyle2000 I don't condone attacking family members, but it looks like this guy is using his second profile to give the illusion of numbers. Thats very pathetic. I dont think he is a real soldier. Lots of fakes on youtube.

  • @qigong1001

    I ignored him but found him to be too abusive.

    so I googled him and found his my space page.

    He is a soldier but has never been in combat.

    His wife is asian so i gave him some shit about that and he ran away.

    Nobody threatened his family.

    I thought it was funny that he attacked you when you defended him.

    He was just being his usual BS'ing self.

    Anyway have a great life.

  • @lesdoyle2000 Yeah, that was very odd. I sent you another P.M. with a question. Anyway, looks like he imploded thanks to you. You crushed the poor guy. I was trying to be the voice of reason or something. Oh well. He closed his account and is being somebody else.

  • @Mr9Division Making you piss is priceless.You are a sad clown=(....>;-)ha-ha.

  • @DieForTheRich

    ROFLMFAO

    Thanks

    I miss the cute little guy.

  • @Mr9Division

    Hahahaha another psycho

    I didn't mean to scare Tom and make him cry.

    I was just having some fun.

    It was funny that he can give shit but can't take it.

    US has spent $3 trillion and can't kill Osama

    plus your loosing a war to some villagers with small arms and IED's made from your own bombs.

    So your threats don't work

    Give Tom a hug and tell him to stop crying.

  • @Mr9Division

    Your psycho

    Just relax

    I'll say a prayer for you

    LMFAO

  • @lesdoyle2000 Whats LMFAO mean?

  • @SkInHoUnD

    If you don't know what LMFAO is then your a WAFTAS.

  • @lesdoyle2000 great. I guess you suck dick then

  • @SkInHoUnD

    I'm not gay sorry.

    You should try the marines. They have the highest number of gayboys.

  • @lesdoyle2000 Sounds like your familiar with the lifestyle. Fine then, stay in the closet and suck dick then faggot.

  • @SkInHoUnD

    Your gay insults are funny

    Are you overcompensating?

  • "Shit i just killed the whole fuckin Sheriff department"

  • @Mr9Division LOL its Tom Duke.How's your wife doing?;-)

  • @Mr9Division Bring on then murder! Ohh i fear baby killers.You must love the smell of blood.I bet my buck you are Duke...ha-ha;-)

  • @DieForTheRich

    Say hi to Mona for me

    Tell her sorry I made Tom cry.

  • @Mr9Division <---------PSYCHO...You are useless.Bloodthirsty savage.Hungry for blood aren't you? yeaa Baby killers.

  • @Mr9Division Satan has a special place for savage.You are nothing without your gun.You are a disgrace to the human race and so are these "heroes"..

  • @ssgduke56

    How is "killzones" going with his chuch hopping?

    Can you post a video of you two.

    I want to see if your as funny as I imagine?

    Call it " dumb and dumber "

    ROFLMFAO

  • @ssgduke56 I want you to listen carefully to me. Your getting riled up by someone not interested in debate. I don't condone bringing in family members into this. Now man up and have a spirited debate with me. Did you make an oath to defend this country or not?

  • @ssgduke56

    ROFLMFAO

    I love you guys.

    Dumb and dumber are in the house.

    I'll be in BKK next month.

    What bar does Pearly work in?

    We can meet there

  • @ssgduke56

    Did Uncle Henry teach you to talk with such profanity?

    Does that make up for you never seeing action in war?

    What would Pastor Wilkerson say about that language?

    In my Baptist church that kind of language isn't considered nice, so your Baptist church must be very different.

    So what was Uncle Henry's story from the Philippines? Did he masacre lots of Filipino's? Was he at the Balangiga massacre? Did he introduce you to Mona?

  • @ssgduke56 Did I attack your family? When did I do that?I prefer to leave families out of this. You know I love you, little man. No need to be a puss puss. And your empty threats are just so fun! And you still haven't responded to my comment about "what do you do when foreign powers have taken over your country." You don't even know who you work for. If you want to defend this country...then defend THIS ONE. Don't pretend like your doing some good work over invading a foreign land.

  • @ssgduke56

    Tom I notice your pretending to send me messages.

    Is that so you look good in front of your family?

    Do they read this too.?

    Hehehehe

    Sorry if I scared you.

    You can stop crying now.

  • oops typo

    2010 Dec 1 Army Staff Sgt. Robert Stevens pleaded guilty in his court-martial in connection with the deaths of Afghan civilians in March. He pleaded guilty to lying to investigators. He also admitted to shooting at two Afghan males and throwing a grenade from his vehicle while there was no threat to him or other soldiers. (109)

    He is jailed for nine months after agreeing to testify against 'kill team' targeting civilians

    that's better :)

  • 2010 Dec 1 Army Staff Sgt. Robert Stevens pleaded guilty in his court-martial in connection with the deaths of Afghan civilians in March. He pleaded guilty to lying to investigators. He also admitted to shooting two Afghan males and throwing a grenade from his vehicle while there was no threat to him or other soldiers. (109)

    He is jailed for nine months after agreeing to testify against 'kill team' targeting civilians

  • @ssgduke56

    Relax

    I hope you don't have any flash backs and shoot your gook kids and grandkids.

    Hey were both Baptists so I'll say a prayer for you.