Riise freekick, funny American commentary

[hkeduvictim]

does the celtic goal keeper look like brad pitt?

[Madabird]

Hahaha ah we do love our theatrics...

[se4nficko]

REEESSAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­YAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Wyzzkyd]

Trivia: In the film Clash of the Titans, no CGI was used for the Kraken. Instead, they hired John Arne Riise to release one.

[ReadySalted80]

Just so you know its rumoured these cunts want to remake Only Fools and horses, some video brought me here so there you go.

[victor042696]

i'm european and i find this extremely funny...and yes, i do think americans are extremely stupid. stop messing with our sport...you have your own "sport", handegg i think it's called, play that and leave is alone. if we could, we would isolate you like in a bubble floating in the sky. that way you could be happy

[MadridUpdates]

and Riisseaaaearaaaaaaaaaaareaaaaa­aahbdehbfhnengjknerjgnjenrgjk!

[RevertantCow11]

"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!"

I shout this much louder when I shit.

[212hyuuganeji212]

i remember these days when liverpool had such an awesome team

[pjmarston1]

@212hyuuganeji212 pretty sure they were shit then too..

[TheSUBGAMER]

GOALKEEPER HAD NO CHANCE PEOPLE!

[whiskeytime1]

So the goalkeeper had no chance then?

[gInGeRs4mUr4i]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

[gshproductions]

please do this for fulham

[gerrard2615]

Who is Risa ??? xDD

[carroll9legend]

riisææææææææææææææææææææææææææ­æææææææææææ

[ikechiA]

they knew riise's shot would be so fast, they didnt even bother trying to get footage of it.

[iHarryFtw]

John arne Riise, Releasing krakens in the prem since 2001

[bobsmaddog]

and the best football catchphrase ever was born....

[JackUnionfy]

@bobsmaddog "They Think It's All Over... It Is Now". Learn.

[redduck200]

And riisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa release the kraken!!!!!!!!! - gets me every time

[LFCROXforLIFE]

Riissssseeaaaaaaaaaa, release the kracken ;p

[InfamousMedia]

release the kraken lol 

[callumzezohan]

Few Weeks later he auditioned for Pirates of the Carribean 2 Dead man's chest.

[vigdos]

John Arne Riise. Releasing Krakens since 2001.

[JM92AvB]

I say this every time i go to the bathroom when it gets rough..

[zanzibar79]

dat kraken

[MrOWarren1]

Commentators say Lisa

[MilitoTheMan]

And Riiseeeæææææææææææææeeeeeee!!!­!!!!!!!! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!! xD

[zViiPeZHD]

John Arne Riise - Releases the cracken seens 2001

[oSICKN3SSx]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RenaissanceCrab]

Deetmar haman!

[007stevok]

Funny how we couldnt see the goal but noone gives a shit..... RIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!

[MrDavidc98]

100 People Support Celtic

[joshuataylor1998]

RELEASE...

THE...

KRRRAKKENNNNNNNN!

[danidadog6]

KRAKEN!

[ST3RDz]

the commentator is a prick, but f*ck me what a goal!

[pandalolol]

@ST3RDz Why is he a prick?

[OperaNano]

RIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Brazzable]

@OperaNano RISÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ*

[fenki123]

So much Kraken

[wwweee121]

30-35 yards... *facepalm*

[CraigTheApache]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[jcartman12]

what is it 30 or 35 yards moran............



[jcartman12]

stupid americans.....................­.

[mortalswich]

whats the song playing after the goal?

[ebaysingers]

@mortalswich zombie nation

[Mirpuria]

I'd rather listen to such energetic commentary than the monotonous tone of john motson.

[samuelc93]

Keep pressing 2. RELEASE THE KRACKEN. RELEASE THE KRACKEN. RELEASE THE KRACKEN!



[DanLFC8]

keep pressing 1 it sounds as if he's saying Lisaaaaaaaaa

[TheNewProdigy2010]

john arne riise:releasing krackens since 2001

[KidKurdi711]

I used to release krakens like Riise but then I took an arrow to the knee

[Daggarek]

RIISEAAAAAAAAAAARGH! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!

[TheGregeth]

CANT STOP PRESSING 1... RISSEAAAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!1­!111!

[NXE90]

that's what she said

[sagenering]

I used to release the Kraken, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[nath147]

AMERICANS... FUCK OFF

[127crisp]

@random btw im not american ;) though they do/have done alot of negative things one thing they have done thats good is that commentater shluting RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[punkboy110]

yyyyaaaaaasssss against the tims

[iAMScootaG]

Stupid american TV actually missing the goal live, dumb fucks.

[cbr8811]

@iAMScootaG you mad?

[engesto]

norwegian



[Neviolol]

Risææææ

[MrBentleyvision]

he's actually canadian i believe. but i could be wrong. i cant remember his name to search it.

[hamet1234]

Unbelievably funnt

[GBPaddling]

Septic Tanks are usually very cheesey with their commentary, but like Riise, this Guy's a legend..........

[MRPJCASH]

What's the song that plays in the crowd after the goal?

[Konartwist]

@MRPJCASH

zombie nation - kernkraft 400

[umar1145]

RELEASE A CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!



[TheShrewsLad]

I like the part when the commentator says 'release the kraken'

[ismailsbakht]

0:17 is that Brad Pitt?

[kakasanti]

@ismailsbakht , No Chris Evans.

[WackyPick]

@ismailsbakht lol lol you on shit lol but good one though

[ThisIsWater7]

Jamie Redknapp: "That Kraken was literally released"

[JrPotatoHead1209]

RiseeeeeeAAAAAAAAaaaa.........­Release the Kraken

[PhuongOdellrj96]

hrm baby You not gonna be bored with me

[Siboba9]

edgar davids co commentary

[MeanGreenMother123]

0:05 Biggest Constipation noise :P

[GSheppo92]

RIIIISSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!­!!

[XsSkiiiLz]

i scored today and ran round THE PICTH shouting IVE RELEASED THE KRAAACKEN

[xenoclix]

AAARGGHHHHHHHHH ITS OVVVERRR 9000!!!!!!

[stefan8353]

goalie looks a bit like gerrard

[JungleKitteh]

0:05...release of said Kracken...

[NLTrygve]

0:05 - Release of the Kraken.

[THE1ADI]

Why is craig from Big brother series 2 in goal ?

[Lynchy251]

@THE1ADI Why do you watch Big Brother ?



[bigpoppaike6]

@THE1ADI that makes you llook like a massive fan boy

[FootDanielLight]

i just watch this video every few weeks to see the new comments

[jochemvanes]

AND LIESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[sharkthornton]

@jochemvanes its riise

[b0y4nr0x]

deetmar hamin

[guest101ism]

ESPN always assigns there geekiest commentators to the beautiful game, it's really annoying

[Onlyfools96]

Risaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[rocky18293]

risaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...­....release the kraken...lol

[Miikkelzen]

Why the hell does he call Riise Lisa?!

[MultiBulletproof123]

americans make everything sound dramatic

[buzzcocksfan1]

hahah americans 

[siegetank55]

americans are never this happy for a goal lol

[JrPotatoHead1209]

Pretty sure he was Australian...

[pwh1999]

press 1 over and over AGAIN

[SharinganTH14]

can this guy please commentate very game, ever?

[AlekzBanna]

0:04 I just saved you 3 seconds :o

[andrew85o7]

okay, i'm a little confused. this is the funniest thing ever but why the hell does he say RELEASE THE KRAKEN. i looked it up and it's from a movie in 2010 and it's a whole meme and yada yada. but this is clearly much older than the movie. this has got to be like 5 years old. what made him say RELEASE THE KRAKEN??? can someone please explain?

[PMBM774]

@andrew85o7 Becaue Riise was nicknamed "The Kraken" because of his nordic appearance and his powerful style of play/free kicks

[andrew85o7]

@PMBM774 thank you.

[kingofnicke]

@andrew85o7 the Kraken is a greek mythologic creature used in various wars between the gods and the titans. The movie you're talking about is clash of the titans again based on greek mythology. For example, Perseus , son of zeus killed the kraken using the head of medusa and froze the monster to stone. The kraken is said to be gigantic is size and strength hence becoming riise's nickname since he was known for his monstrous shots.

[andrew85o7]

@kingofnicke thanks, very thoughtful! i had no idea Riise was nicknamed this. i'm not a Liverpool supporter by any means so maybe that's why. and yet, this commentary is still so outrageous and hilarious, even if it does make a bit of sense.

[elfgelf]

whats the song in the background?

[barberboy25]

@elfgelf kerncraft 4000 by Zombie Nation

[elfgelf]

@barberboy25 thanks mate

[TheBlueRoyale]

Still waiting for the Kraken to reappear in the Prem =(

[DTLEngage]

riseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr­rrghhh

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

5 MINUTES AND LIVERPOOL HAVE STRUCK

[Extra544]

Purely amazing!

[jayman691]

*WARNING* The following line in this video contains an excess ammount Epic Sauce... "Release The Kraken!!!" xD

[themightyois]

"deetmur hamun"

[KieranFree]

i swear they call him Lisa??

[mouse0wl13]

If you listen carefully, you can hear zombie nation in the background.

[dominiccook12]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[dominiccook12]

RIIISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH

[Equilibr1st]

Nice camerawork, too busy looking at the player to actually show the goal in real time....

[acsKing]

please have a look on the new viral green tech video watch?v=U_KeokqQhBg

[FunnyJakeProductions]

That's what I say when i'm taking a shit.

[terrcraft18]

@FunnyJakeProductions The speed the ball is travelling at is how fast my shit travels

[Eexok]

@FunnyJakeProductions LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[HighOnSuperStr]

@FunnyJakeProductions thats what i say when i rustle my pipe :)

[kush96s]

Tank.



[Killer1984able]

0:10 REALESE THE KRAKEN!!!

[1860Gibbo]

Riiiiiiisssssssssaaaaaaagggggg­hhhhhhhhhhhshbisilvs

[vipulkandivalikar]

Release the Riise???

[roccerboyx15]

Norway :D

[superArmysoilder]

Press 0:10 to RELEASE THE KRAKEN !!

[BeaxSaur]

*Unzip Pants*

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[gazza1m]

american football commentators are so annoying!!

[ericsletsplays]

@gazza1m RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[JungleKitteh]

I hated the way he said Riise, typical over-dramatic American style commentary but 'RELEASE THE KRAKEN' was brilliant. Made it onto Fifa 11/12 score rules too,haha.

[Headcheezonium]

@JungleKitteh It's impossible to be "Over-dramatic" In football. It can give you a heart attack at times!

[JungleKitteh]

@Headcheezonium Not football, but football commentary yes, you can be dramatic since they are supposed to be 'neutral'.

[xxJBLADExxXtream]

This needs to be in a dubstep

[xxJBLADExxXtream]

Lol are you kidding me? This is like one of the most legendary things ever said durring a commentary. You're bullshittig me if you don't think of this when someone scores a far goal. RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!

[xJRNx]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeeee!

[bigpoppaike6]

americans and football= bad mix they also re name sports  and give them weird names like soccer

[Headcheezonium]

@bigpoppaike6 The word actually started in England and it's used as the official name of the game in Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, Canada and the USA. It's also used as a nickname pretty much everywhere but Europe/

[johnnyenchilada]

@bigpoppaike6 The English taught it that way to American colonists; same for Australia and Canada. And they say Americans are ignorant.

[RenaissanceCrab]

DEETMAR HAMAN

[ellarsenal123]

Americans usually sound awkward when commentating footy but this is preety epic haha

[RApollos]

Who says American's can't announce soccer games? Just look at FC Dallas, they had one who was an epic soccer announcer

[Elvezas]

@RApollos What is this soccer you talk about? ;)

[lax02010]

american soccer announcers: stop trying to announce the game; you're failing.

[kirmy1]

i say this just as i cum

[1234567lfc]

shittest commentary and camera work

[xxJBLADExxXtream]

I actually think this is epic, lmao who else would say that.

[MegaBlueboi]

I'm here cuz the title said "funny American commentary"

[nniicckk66006600]

It's on Fox

[powerraineri]

trout anyone?

[RogerRoids]

RisaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[Beliver888]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!

What a commentator. xD

[OCRob21]

@Beliver888 - ROFL love that

[MeanGreenMother123]

Pronounced his name wrong.. RIIISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :P stupid commentators....

[1y12l]

ill say this when riise comes to mls

[TheJackp34]

Who the hell is LISAAAAAA

[lvrpl09]

Riise had the sickest left foot

[GerryHYH]

@daviduk1492 Ha! 4 months later I replied.... just wanted to say thank you David! :P

[briancorley1991]

got to love the americans who else would say things like this love it

[bigpoppaike6]

@xplzf why bring religion in to it , its football, also please dont compare liverpool to rangers and celtic , they are 2 pathetic teams arguin about the same religion which isnt real , also i cant remeber the last time liverpool fans sent letter bombs to man united managers , i hate united also but compared liverpool n united to rangers and celtic is pathetic

[MegaPilari]

@xplzf youre nothing but stupid. fuckface.

[bassplayingmonkey1]

0:10

[StaplesMcJesusIsGod]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[guitarismusic]

I set this to the default audio that plays whenever I score with my virtual pro in FIFA 12.

[l3ackceep]

ยิงแรงว่ะ- -

[Skooma714]

Zombie Nation? This isn't a hockey game.

[YippieKiYay101]

Hahaha why would he even say that that was amazing!