@fmoham01 omg...R U serious? Really? That's the problem with your type of person..everything you just said is ridiculous and should come back to haunt you one day - God is my Creator and Heavely Father...and Jesus is my Lord and Savior..and I am gay..and you think He didn't know I was going to be gay before I was born??? R U freakin serious?? He knew me before I was ever placed into my mothers womb....old school...duuh! He created me..& you're saying (( He )) made a mistake?????
@tkkmr4 You're right but i don't think they should be allowed to display their nasty ways out in the public. I don't care what they do as long as it is out of site.
Look there are alot of things I dont like in this world, and Im sure many people feel the same way. But after watching the movie Philadelphia, that made me realize that we are all human and sinners. I think that homosexuality is very wrong in my book, but its not like they aren't human. Murders and rapists THEY aren't human. Just as long as two guys don't do their nasty stuff in the open. Just keep tht stuff on the down low ya'll. Lesbians tho, u can make out all you want in front of us guys ;)
Its funny case its true !!! lesbians are ok/hot, 2 man NASTY!! even woman think that.. thumb it up for gay man people to understand why we dont wanna see 2 men kissing in public its just EYE BURNING SENSATION that is hard to explain for a straight man to a gay men!!!
@Militarymight101 Actually nope, most gay men aren't offended by straights saying "they find 2 guys disturbing"...
They feel offended by being discriminated against and hated on for that one single reason...There is a difference between "die faggot" and "I don't like it"...
If you wish them to respect your personal opinion, you should respect that they are more than just homosexuals, they are human beings too...
Should've included the part where he is asked "when do you think they'll start holding general elections in Iraq?" Then he says "DAMN I knew I shouldn't have called on this!"
@omgfmlwtfsmb Yeah Dave for sure mastered racial comedy. What do you think about bill hicks? He's talks about some hard shit on stage that you know flew right over the audiences head
@kru1552 Yeah I have hearda Pryor, but have you watched Dave's "FOR WHAT ITS WORTH" and "DAVE IN SAN FRANCISCO" and "KILLING THEM SOFTLY'.... Then maybe you will agree with me and the +220 people that thumbed me up man...
@Radioactiveman0000 of course i've seen them. Pryor definately passed the torch to Chappelle but that doesnt mean that Chappelle is the best. HE IS ONE OF THE BEST along with Carlin and Pryor. anyway, have you seen this on youtube:
/watch?v=yssYKoZRQRs and this on hulu: /watch/1477/saturday-night-live-word-association
@kru1552 If you dig Pryor then you should get the book Paul Mooney came out with man "Black Is The New White". It talks about all that shit he was close to Rich.
@therealTOTOfan Chappelle is totally funnier. I just don't get Carlin, I agree with pretty much everything he says, I'm an atheist and all that jazz, but I just don't find him funny.
@Arkbear Faggot
flee611 2 days ago
@flee611 I'm called a homosexual...grow up and learn something...geez -
Arkbear 1 day ago
Homosexuality is a mental illness. It should not be promoted as a natural way of life.
fmoham01 4 days ago
@fmoham01 omg...R U serious? Really? That's the problem with your type of person..everything you just said is ridiculous and should come back to haunt you one day - God is my Creator and Heavely Father...and Jesus is my Lord and Savior..and I am gay..and you think He didn't know I was going to be gay before I was born??? R U freakin serious?? He knew me before I was ever placed into my mothers womb....old school...duuh! He created me..& you're saying (( He )) made a mistake?????
Arkbear 4 days ago 4
@Arkbear Do you believe in Santa?
STiXz92 1 day ago
@STiXz92 No..I believe in God...so if you're trying to get me to believe in Santa...you are the one who is messed up :)
Arkbear 1 day ago
@fmoham01 Yes and blonde blue eyes arian should rule the earth, right?
slanhelvete 1 day ago
I clicked on this video because I thought it was Herman Cain
showmethebuffet2 1 week ago
Gay people shouldn't be allowed to show public affection. In fact they should make it against the law.
XSoulStormX 1 week ago
@XSoulStormX O.o dude ur seriously messed up....they have the same rights as us and can do anything we do :l
tkkmr4 1 week ago
@tkkmr4 You're right but i don't think they should be allowed to display their nasty ways out in the public. I don't care what they do as long as it is out of site.
XSoulStormX 1 week ago
@XSoulStormX straight people showing public affection is disgusting too
booksmart8 1 week ago
@booksmart8 Maybe to a homosexual like yourself.
XSoulStormX 1 week ago
@XSoulStormX no im not gay i just dont like seeing public affection or displaying it
booksmart8 1 week ago
@booksmart8 That shit is gross!
XSoulStormX 1 week ago
@XSoulStormX lol nigga you having this 18th century opinion about shit should be against the law
kiapichon 6 days ago
You need to change the title
thepricelesspearl101 2 weeks ago
@thepricelesspearl101 why?
slanhelvete 1 week ago
BLACK BUSH > obama
LeeroyJimboBerkowitz 2 weeks ago 3
" Men...barbeque....I like you, I like you too dawg! Lets get married maan "
twint1pper 2 weeks ago
Damn Tittyballs
halcyon0830 3 weeks ago
real talk!! that shit gross!lol
Jaycousteau79 4 weeks ago
men at a barbeque... i like you. i like you too dawg. lets get married man
pittypopo 4 weeks ago
BLACK BUSH FOR PREZ
andic0ntr0ly0u 1 month ago
LOL the serious music at 0:03 cracks me up
Dankniggah420 1 month ago
I just went through the two seasons of Chappelle show after a few years. I forgot what a classic this work was. Dave come back!
fuckyiuyiu 1 month ago
Why would you cut the rest of the sketch? It's hilarious...
jhalls17 1 month ago
Richard Pryor passed the torch to Dave Chapelle
Sintress 1 month ago 46
THAT SHIT IS GROSS!!
TheStuTang 1 month ago 4
I like you, I like you too Dog :D
ScenarioHipHop 1 month ago
Lmao Titty Balls - Michael K has been saying this on D-Listed for years I wonder if one got it from the other
OKzs 1 month ago
Look there are alot of things I dont like in this world, and Im sure many people feel the same way. But after watching the movie Philadelphia, that made me realize that we are all human and sinners. I think that homosexuality is very wrong in my book, but its not like they aren't human. Murders and rapists THEY aren't human. Just as long as two guys don't do their nasty stuff in the open. Just keep tht stuff on the down low ya'll. Lesbians tho, u can make out all you want in front of us guys ;)
Shorty15c4007 2 months ago
@Shorty15c4007 I agree man lol,
Radioactiveman0000 2 months ago
my favorite part:
"THAT S**** IS GROSS!!!"
lol out of nowhere
Militarymight101 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
yo if you guys get a min check this out search "Mitch Death Bed"
nameless4390 2 months ago
Legendary, Chappelle is the king of comedy
QuikDJ 2 months ago
Its funny case its true !!! lesbians are ok/hot, 2 man NASTY!! even woman think that.. thumb it up for gay man people to understand why we dont wanna see 2 men kissing in public its just EYE BURNING SENSATION that is hard to explain for a straight man to a gay men!!!
DbozenD 2 months ago
@DbozenD exactly and if we say how distubring it is for us, then they assume we are gay bashing
Militarymight101 2 months ago
@Militarymight101 Actually nope, most gay men aren't offended by straights saying "they find 2 guys disturbing"...
They feel offended by being discriminated against and hated on for that one single reason...There is a difference between "die faggot" and "I don't like it"...
If you wish them to respect your personal opinion, you should respect that they are more than just homosexuals, they are human beings too...
byanarokko 2 months ago
@byanarokko aite cool just checkin. thanks for not screaming like a maniac like other people do lol
Militarymight101 2 months ago
I like you. I like you too dawg. Let's get married.
XD
cobaltfirewarrior 2 months ago
@wwediva22334 its all good :-)
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
That shit is grose
daboodeef179 2 months ago
@wwediva22334 Well you did call me bitch. I would call that tryna starting sumn
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
@wwediva22334 Don't troll buddy. Only talk trash to someone if they can punch you in the mouth afterwards. Internet badmouthing is for bitches.
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
@wwediva22334 let me give you a nice little trick: know what you are talking about before opening your mouth.
Have a nice sunday!
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
THAT SHIT IS GROSS!! Haha
zer0skater234 2 months ago 2
"i like you"
"i like you too dawg. let's get married"
LMAO
tevfikfikret67 2 months ago 17
You know u r an ignorant fuck if u think gay people shouldn't get married
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
@DMTwannaB what kind of shitty logic is that? Because someone doesn't agree with you they are ignorant?
catagon12345 2 months ago
@catagon12345 Nobody said that?
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
@DMTwannaB actually you did?
goobuster99 2 months ago
@goobuster99 Go back and read it again baby
DMTwannaB 2 months ago
@catagon12345 Yea he's a dumbass.
JayTekken1 1 week ago
what tha hellz a titty ball, lmao!...
BMarceldotCom 2 months ago
THAT SHIT IS GROSS
meantism 2 months ago
Should've included the part where he is asked "when do you think they'll start holding general elections in Iraq?" Then he says "DAMN I knew I shouldn't have called on this!"
Roonoon2 2 months ago
SO STIFF AND ERECT
ominied 3 months ago 6
1 of the funniest niggas alive
DaRealLeekLuciano 3 months ago
I haven't seen this in a while...Just stopped it at 0:19 because I had to leave my chair and stumble away in laughter. He's so f'n funny, man....
renewer 3 months ago
wait what did the guy ask in the end. what about your what?
zelastjoker 3 months ago
lmfaooo @ tiddy balls wdf
Aquarius00111 3 months ago
no comedian has ever topped dave
Radioactiveman0000 3 months ago 458
@Radioactiveman0000 and no comedian ever will..so far he's the greatest comedian of the 21st century
MrTKizzO 3 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 except will ferrell
patriots12345678 3 months ago
@patriots12345678 That's the funniest shit I've read all day. Ha ha, Will Ferrell, lol.
DaveScott69 3 months ago 3
@DaveScott69 not saying Dave isn't hilarious, hes one of my favorite comedians...i just think Will Ferrell's funnier
patriots12345678 3 months ago
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seppukuification925 2 months ago
@patriots12345678 If you're serious, I personally will never be able to wrap my head around that one. All I have to say is wtf and...
WillGotti 3 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000
He´s the best ever!!! Watchin his show 4 yeas now and still LMAO!! :D ;D
JonathanBy86 3 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 what about Carlos? that guy said some really fucked up shit you couldn't really top anymore before it becomes a Kramer
XFerginatorX 3 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 Ummm George Carlin especially the amount of truth he brought speaking about the government, Dave would even agree with that.
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@seppukuification925 Dave mastered racial comedy but yes Carlin is the best and Dave probably modeled his material after him
omgfmlwtfsmb 2 months ago
@omgfmlwtfsmb hell Dave mastered racial comedy
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@omgfmlwtfsmb Yeah Dave for sure mastered racial comedy. What do you think about bill hicks? He's talks about some hard shit on stage that you know flew right over the audiences head
seppukuification925 2 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 ehmmm i have to disagree EDDIE MURPHY is the king, but dave chappelle would come next
altin12 2 months ago
@altin12 Yeah he's quite funny but better than dave, I dont think so
Radioactiveman0000 2 months ago
@altin12 Dave technically is better, eddie is awesome and is more widely known to the general public but Dave's ideas are the best
omgfmlwtfsmb 2 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Red Fox
BroMan0282 2 months ago
@BroMan0282
george carlin
geekos1 2 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 thumbs up from austria!
pherin1 2 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld.
mahavishnuxc 2 months ago
@Radioactiveman0000 have you heard of Richard Pryor buddy?
kru1552 1 month ago
@Radioactiveman0000 Have you heard of Richard Pryor buddy?
kru1552 1 month ago
@kru1552 Yeah I have hearda Pryor, but have you watched Dave's "FOR WHAT ITS WORTH" and "DAVE IN SAN FRANCISCO" and "KILLING THEM SOFTLY'.... Then maybe you will agree with me and the +220 people that thumbed me up man...
Radioactiveman0000 1 month ago
@Radioactiveman0000 of course i've seen them. Pryor definately passed the torch to Chappelle but that doesnt mean that Chappelle is the best. HE IS ONE OF THE BEST along with Carlin and Pryor. anyway, have you seen this on youtube:
/watch?v=yssYKoZRQRs and this on hulu: /watch/1477/saturday-night-live-word-association
kru1552 1 month ago
@kru1552 If you dig Pryor then you should get the book Paul Mooney came out with man "Black Is The New White". It talks about all that shit he was close to Rich.
9timesnine 1 month ago
@Radioactiveman0000 But aint nobody toppin Pryor.
9timesnine 1 month ago
@Radioactiveman0000 i love chappelle.. but you dont seem to know George Carlin do you? :)
therealTOTOfan 3 weeks ago
@therealTOTOfan chappelle is funnier
raekwondajeff 3 weeks ago
@therealTOTOfan Chappelle is totally funnier. I just don't get Carlin, I agree with pretty much everything he says, I'm an atheist and all that jazz, but I just don't find him funny.
cardsforlife 3 weeks ago
@Radioactiveman0000 hope the same with your honest comment.
syas13 2 weeks ago
@Radioactiveman0000 He's voice does it all <3
RbonStudios 2 weeks ago
Dave Chappelle might just have the best comedic timing of any comedian of the past decade. Dude's ridiculous.
FSMNoodlyAppendage 3 months ago 5
titty balls lmao
RecklessInspirer 4 months ago 184
i like you, i like you too dawg, lets get married mayn!! HAHAHAHa
TopL4m3r 4 months ago 2
THAT SHITS GROSS!!!
socloseno 4 months ago 7
LOL at dramatic sound effect.
Quake2815 4 months ago 9
Lmao
33PREZ 5 months ago
ha
thebaseballfan1999 5 months ago