Things You Wouldn't Hear from a Weather Forecaster - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[iamthebadger54321]

Lovin andy's little jig at 1:38

[Noruego]

what do you care what the weather is gonna be like? you look shit in ALL your clothes hahahaha

[somename99]

Wake me up when one of them says something funny...

[deadbabyghost]

Gina Yashere is the only good female on Mock the Week :)

[xXKittyXx99]

20 people are homosexual

[rohanyamid]

"What are you watching me for. Look out the fucking window"

Best joke said by a woman on Mock the Week (although to be fair she does sound like a man).

[CarMADforever]

20 people are weather forecasters.

[Bessiee93]

Here's some information that will be of no use to you, because you're currently somewhere with a television.

[dimondcage]

@Bessiee93 good one :-)

[jonathanh95]

Look at Andy Parsons at 1:38 :D

[1madhammer]

And the weather today in Britain will be sunny...

[faridqnoproblem]

can someone explain to me the "german birds" joke?

[leaguesmanoframsgate]

@faridqnoproblem Claudia is pronounced "cloudier" by Germans.

[faridqnoproblem]

@leaguesmanoframsgate ah i see. thanks! still didnt find it funny though :s

[msg355]

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO STOP WATCHING THESE

[linzib1]

Andy parsons was brill!

[MegaJamRag]

Monday - Shite

Tuesday - Shite

Wednesday - Shite

Thursday - Bollocks

I couldnt stop laughing at that part

[TheAmster96]

what's andy parsons doing at 1:39

[EroticAfroBandit]

Yes Gina, you can forecast the weather by looking out of the window -_-

[RustlessPotato]

@EroticAfroBandit You have an awesome nickname.

[RumoursVEVO]

Could see the raining men thing coming from a mile away lol

[Jambo601165]

2:04 - The look we all get when we hear unfunny woman comedians.

[ecousins01]

Today It Will Be Raining Sperm

[gdlavery]

the looks of absolute disdain at 2:04 at that female comedian's attempt at a joke! haha!

[NefariousVirtuoso88]

YOU LOOK SHIT IN ALL YOUR CLOTHES ! ! !

... that is why Frankie is a genius

[fenderbasskd]

@NefariousVirtuoso88 Except he's not... he just swears and is offensive to well... everyone

[Egosounder123]

how is that female 'comedian' SO bad, it's not even, oh, didn't notice her, u actually become agitated that she's just standing there taking up space that could be filled by someone who has something to contribute

makes me sick

[MeatSockPuppet]

@Egosounder123 Gina Yashere is absolutely shockingly shit. The only reason I bothered to know her name is because i once looked her up to see if other people think shes as shit as I do. Well... They do. Amazingly shes actually making a career for herself in america... somehow

[xXFailCakeXx]

@MeatSockPuppet I thought she was pretty funny here.

[Justice1Beaver]

@xXFailCakeXx well every dog has its day....

[xXFailCakeXx]

@Justice1Beaver She's funny when she isn't making jokes about Nigeria or Peckham.

[MeatSockPuppet]

@xXFailCakeXx That's her whole act... I guess here she tried the whole 'be obscene, its funny' attempt. Well it didn't really work for me but I guess each to their own

[TheYoo2b]

@xXFailCakeXx which is almost never

[xXFailCakeXx]

@TheYoo2b She's not great but she doesn't always make those jokes, I don't find Hugh's car insurance jokes funny either....

[tvfanatic67]

"What do you care what the weather's gonna be like? You look shit in all your clothes!" ;D

[8888Bart8888]

I only watch MTW videos for frankie boyle jokes

[themightysian]

"SHIT! I've left my baby in the car!!"

[meatloaf133]

@themightysian fuck you

[inezkazan07]

@Olilzzy Haha, gotta love people who can't spell :D

[MrRandomDude360]

Today = Shit

This Week = Shit

This Month = Shit

Overall summary: FUCKING SHIT!

[PoisonMarigold]

I love Andy's little jog at 1:38

[Elkkun]

There's a 95% of a shitstorm, AND IT'S COMING YOUR WAY. 

[mcdowall1995]

@tnorcliffe1 I'm not surprised. She is awful

[OliIzzy]

Haha gotta love Mock the Weak :D

[1xSpiike]

@OliIzzy Week*

[MaoriDJ]

1:10 - :D

1:12 - :|

[521karm]

@MaoriDJ What are you trying to say?

[theproxsniper]

@MaoriDJ You masterbating, realises she closed her mouth really fast "Christ! She could've bit my bollocks off!

[Nericgg]

There is no such thing as a female comedian.

[666devilb]

@Nericgg thats funny, since one of the top comments is a line from a female comedian

[MsAlternativexxx]

@Nericgg As a woman, I would say that female comedians are fucking shit and aren't funny at all. They only seem to talk about sex or men, which is rarely funny. Anything else and they'll get booed off stage and rightfully so.

[Terra1311]

@MsAlternativexxx i actually think she was pretty good this time lol sounded like something frankie would say.

but she's usually bad.

But there are a few epic female comedians just most are bad.

[MsAlternativexxx]

@Terra1311 Meh, I'm still looking for one... I use to think Shappi was decent... but urgh.

[twhillis]

1.38 has anyone else noticed Andy Parsons dance

[masrurahmed95]

I only click the ones with Frankie Boyle in the thumbnail :)

[MrMokeybusiness]

@masrurahmed95 What is a thumbnail???

[masrurahmed95]

@MrMokeybusiness The little picture you see on the videos.

[poet0thesidhe]

@masrurahmed95 me 2

[Smiffyalltheway]

"And finally a warning to hay fever sufferers, don't come sneezing near me or i'll rip your face off"

"The outlook is bright for the weekend, I've got 3 grams of coke in my pocket and my wife is on holiday"

Funny shit.

[madridboy86]

what do you care what weather going to be like you look shit in all your clothes

[exceleron7]

Andys little jig, Win lol

[theledg3092]

Gina hasnt quite understood the word forecast there has she

[Cartsius]

wow, a woman comedienne actually said something as brilliant as the guys :D go on gina!

[DrSparticanium]

[insert comment to insert joke from video in a vain attempt to get youtube vote ups to satisfy my inflated ego, in a vain attempt to get likes to satisfy my need to make myself feel important]

[KieRanRanaRan]

@DrSparticanium I can't help but feel you are trying to achieve the same thing :/ And failing.

[sean124zv]

@DrSparticanium shut up you stupid twat, you just copy and pasted the top comment you idiot

[tommyfjoera]

Can't stand Andy Parsons.

[ktockly]

Hugh's first one was hillarious XD

[TheSunnyScunny]

i love andy's joke at 0:59 because you can tell from what point people recognize what song he's on about

[Mx41204]

So they don't want comments repeating lines from the video. They don't want people making their own jokes about the video. They don't want people debating topics covered in the video. They don't want jokes about the like/dislike bar. They don't like comments complaining about the person who uploaded the video. Tell, me, what exactly is this space for? Do you want every comment to be "Lol, this is funny"?

[PoisenedBlade]

@jonomurphy3 ya sound

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

[insert an "[insert something blahblahblah] to try and look funny, but really, you're just as pathetic as everyone else]

[Rabsmyth1]

1:13 "Ive got 3 grams of coke in my pocket and my wifes on holiday." XD

[KnightRyder1623]

"Why you watching me for? Look out the fucking window" LOL

[johnehg]

What's he doing at 1:38?:S

[prez58]

I liked the bit where they said funny things.

[oOUnluckyPennyOo]

Things you wouldn't hear from a YouTube comment-- Something funny.

[HellKaiserRika]

@oOUnluckyPennyOo Maturity?

[YorouHoneyNekoChan]

0:58 T_T I CRIED SO MUCH XD

[FiiTzYHuNii]

"Joke from video" SO FUNNY! :'D

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

Ok seriously this is the last one I'm going to watch... ooh Travel Documentary, that one is probably going to be funny... shit.

[CrazyCoolLike]

@ThingsWeSaidToday this is exactly what im doing now :| Procrastination for homework due tomorrow :|



[thuder30]

flebt

[thuder30]

did u know... I TYPED THIS ;) anything for the public

[AceJoin]

"What you watchin me for? Look out the fuckin window." LMAO

[StaraziaSelin66]

can i just get thumbs up because i like mock the week? :)

[M3g4t0n]

@jonomurphy3 Fontaine?!

[ellenkingsley]

"Depression over Scotland now the weather" lol

[RabidDog22]

Whats this?

A funny woman on Mock the Week?

Can't be...

[bagladyandfriend]

i loved that chicks one i think that every time my family watches the weather

[TheCheeseySmurf]

In Iraq, it will be sunny, with a chance of bomb.

[ZackandCloudsKey]

why are so many people trying to get thumbs up? just enjoy the video.

[SherryZProductions]

Hugh Dennis FTW

[strethy]

love hugh dennis

[TheAlkobas]

stop bitching about writing the best jokes. I am not a native english speaking person and it is difficult sometimes for me to understand i.e. Frankie's scottish accent, so i appreciate that i can read, what he really said...

[Elliem1233]

im in love with russell howard

[contraposaune]

*Insert quote here for loads of likes* -.-

[mattsgp]

@LichQueenKathie banal? i'm sorry but i have absolutely no idea what that means :S

[LichQueenKathie]

@mattsgp If something is over-used to the point of irritation, it's banal.

[mattsgp]

@LichQueenKathie Ah, thank-you.

[matrixphijr]

@mattsgp Which is exactly the same thing trite means. Which is exactly what redundant means. Which is exactly what repeating the same thing over and over again means. Which is--

Oh, sorry.

[yurismir1]

@mattsgp It's like a less cliché way of saying cliché.

[smokeeeeeeeee]

@LichQueenKathie [insert smug, hypocritical comment here in a vain attempt to get youtube vote ups to satisfy my inflated ego]

[absolution12321]

@smokeeeeeeeee [insert- ah what's the point, this could go on for days!

[daleksec666]

@smokeeeeeeeee now you run for office

[SeanA921]

@smokeeeeeeeee Irony at its finest

[firewolfstone]

@LichQueenKathie and ironically you've done just that

[LokkerG]

@firewolfstone Sadly you can't have your comment be right and free of thumbs-up on YouTube.

[firewolfstone]

@LokkerG i suppose it depends on the intention of the original comment

[dalektaliban]

@LichQueenKathie NO JHON, YOU ARE THE DEMON

[TheWeekle]

@dalektaliban And then John was a zombie...

[postedonmyiphone]

2:03 boys faces .....

[billabongzilla]

What you watching me for? Look out the fucking window!

[NeoArashi]

@billabongzilla That was the best comment IMO

[JumpRunnerS]

what is andy doing at 1:38?

[lukec797]

@JumpRunnerS mentalist!

[MsAbixxx]

I love how Frankie always picks on Scotland, even though he's from Scotland XD

[lisaking22]

It annoys me that Frankie never paused once on his way to the mic to let someone in front of him. It seems like he's always stealing the show... even if he is funny. If you look at Russell in these vids, he often allows others to go ahead of him when he's been on already. I feel as though he's naturally a gentleman.

[ellenmelon771]

Gina's right, of course.Iit would save us a lot of swearing at the TV if we all followed her advice.

XD xXx

[Drtruman]

Gina has lost so much weight. she looks odd now.

[saturnstargirl]

I love how Andy Parsons somehow manages to word songs into it. It's hilarious!

[Ihaveaspartanlaser]

warning spoilers in comments

[ellenmelon771]

A huge depression over Scotland... and now the weather.

Hahahahahahha! XD xXx

[KitsuneProject]

"The Rockstars Live To Bring The Thunder, Showers Through Out"

[curruptofficial]

REALLY?? NO MICHAEL FISH JOKES ?

[KitsuneProject]

Things You Wouldn't Hear from a Weather Forecaster - Mock the Week Daniel(Me): temperatures high of 47 Bollocks!, My dog's in the van

[KitsuneProject]

@KitsuneProject Nationwide is fucking rich if the dark clouds rain £50 notes

[KitsuneProject]

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[KitsuneProject]

"what you watching me for? look out the ****in' window!" Sooooo Hilarious

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

1:35 Frankie engage dance mode

[lazyguyzguide]

this woman is the only funny woman on mock the week



[Jetsbff]

the hurricane will be caused by low pressure and gods hate of homosexuality

[TechnoFrogable]

"It was raining cats and dogs last night", "I should know, I was throwing them off my roof" XD

[spongebot64]

@TechnoFrogable I'd knew there would be a Raining Cats and Dogs reference in there.

[TripleWalkthroughs]

0:55 just to not spoil the joke for anyone! best joke from andy in my opinion! he should have started *censored because of spoilers* it.

[TheMadork]

Please be advised lightning can strike. It may be a clear day, but a politician just told the truth.

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

@TheMadork Lol. That's a good one!

[HarryStylesAngels75]

"what you watching me for!? look out the f-ing window!" ahahahahaha!!

[AshtonFire]

Thanks for repeating the jokes, its not like I just watched it :l

[ellenmelon771]

The MET office have issued a weather warning... they've told the weather not to do that again, or there'll be trouble.

LOL!!! XD xXx

[rohanyamid]

frank skinner at 1:58

[habashmi]

right why does andy parsons continuenely do wierd strectches and movements on the red beam haha

[MrBlee8]

that's the only funny thing i've ever heard Gina Yashere say...

[englishguy2010]

Gina Yashere and 'funny' are two words I never thought I'd read in the same sentence (unless accompanied by the word 'not').

[MrBlee8]

@englishguy2010 EXACTLY!!!! i've seen it all now...

[CGWW]

1:38

wtf is andy doing? xD

[Raptor3946]

Hey what's the name of the dude that made the first joke at the beginning of the video?

[WubZers]

@Raptor3946 Hugh Dennis :D

[Kratosony]

@Raptor3946 HIs name is Hugh Dennis mate. ; )

[ellenmelon771]

I love Frankie Boyle!!!!! I always have a laughing spaz when I watch him!! XD xXx

[JDubsWools]

Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forecaster... Heatwave in Wales

[jman280292]

Hugh Dennis is a fucking legend LOOOOL

[antspitfire333]

no... i WOZ

[lesterjester150]

1:38, anyone else notice andy's constant dancing?

[whatthefridge123]

IT'S RAININ' MEN! HALLELJULA

[jeniigal]

SHIT I'VE LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR

[ayanome]

1:57 WINS

[BossCrane25]

WTF is Frank Skinner doing at 1:57?!

[TOONTRAV1S]

Andy Parsons at 1:38.... what the feck?