Pentagon Overpaid Oil Tycoon Millions

[lurewars]

I see you ditched the gauwdy nose stud. Wise choice. Now could you wear even less make-up for your future "Global Reports" your just way too exciting to look at. Thank you boring lesbian news lady, thank you.

[MustacheVerra]

And to think henry Waxman could have been a top model...

[inademv]

Oil companies scamming the US government? The plot thins.