Gardening on Salvia

[shirvy]

Hahahahahahahahaha : )

[Thatboi23fuu]

getting pussy on salvia

[0nn3]

You can't burn salvia with a normal lighter

[crossfire1129]

@0nn3 wrong

[akaozz]

Rape

[BunnanaPie]

FAKE

[iKnoRiiTe]

HA!

[mOnK27640]

like your trousers man

[tctcourt]

LOLLL!!!

[imalwayswatchingu00]

oooOOOH, metric system, nice :)

[Edib1eAutop5y]

I like step one

[montanaman20]

salvia can help astral projection



[Ellstii]

@montanaman20 You know how to do it without salvia?

[xSLWRTHNUx]

After not talking for 2 minutes and 6 seconds, he picks up right where he left off like nothing happened.

[TheCriminal2334]

@xSLWRTHNUx Yeah salvia's crazy like that. It pulls you completely outside of your body and mind, then lets you pick back up where you left off. I love it :)

[csgoodies]

im highly impressed he never kicked the bong over

[GripSkatingCompany]

same bong every time =)

[AnonymousVendetta69]

south parks Mr. Mackey disliked this video 281 times :op

[andriaaam]

imagine what was happening in head when he was laying down

[squippy117]

@andriaaam

"and we're just gonna see how that goes, and..." *shovel turns into a fish*

[welderMTL]

this drug sux

[Lorenaelias1]

Loved your bong ;)

[sbordie]

aa

[christianz2010]

why do you make these videos?

[blakeb002]

@christianz2010 because people like you watch them!

[christianz2010]

@blakeb002 Its just going to help make it illegal

[dutetare11]

watch?v=mSD0t1LlN88

[peteristehbest]

people who are thinking about smoking salvia for the first time just listen to a few tips

1: make sure you are doing it with nice weather. perhaps sat in a field with friends.

2: make sure the people you are with won't be dicks or piss you off in ANY way.

3: make sure you don't choke cause people have been known to die choking due to the fact that they are 2 fucked to swallow. please remember just cause someone else can do it perfectly doesn't mean you can. bye.

[AlixxTheGreat]

i was curious about how to check the ph...

[dutetare11]

anyone ho smoked salvia more than 1 time pls contact me , i really want to talk with someone

[scrubtubs]

@dutetare11

My pipe turned into a black hole the first time I did it.

[dutetare11]

@scrubtubs man i smoke something for 3 years now daily almost , what its says its salvia, i smoke it like weed , rolled in paper for smoking, but i never felt theese efects like the guys in videos on youtube, so i am wondering is it the fact that i smoke too often or what i smoke is not salvia?

[kokaiini]

@dutetare11 it might be salvia, but certainly not divinorum :)

[dutetare11]

@kokaiini im think it is , just its the thing i use to do 4 cigarets from 0.50 grams mixing it with tabaco. but i smoke it from morning till the night

[Bamuhh]

He needs his own TV show.

[138hush]

fake



[JordannaHs]

@138hush You've obviously never done it.

[Jude09WTF]

This guy looks like a lot of fun lol

[budhabud]

LOL that was the plant that he threw out of the car on the last vid XD

[rawwrr931]

Nothing like sisterly bonding by watching people trip out on youtube :D

[Embreyplaysbasshoe]

Tosh.0 brought me here

[CynicalNuggit]

lol nice hat dude....im glad u didnt get ur car moven...lol

well relieved i wanted to see u hit the neighbors house lol

[whiteymarly]

at least hes not around some ass hole friends that will luagh at him well hes tripping

[lmcdowall]

this video needs guiles theme.

[rotorkrazy1031]

ROFLMAO!

[MrGiraffeface]

Having sex on salvia?

[dantetwin70]

@MrGiraffeface

impossible lol

[AllezBenfica]

FUNNIEST SHIT!

[ZachTommyGunThompson]

Try doing police work on salvia.

[MrNativeDancer]

I have just applied for a gardening job! So if any one wants to donate some Salvia Plants just send them to me I will be more then happy to plant them for you! Promise to plant them before smoking them lmao

[MuthaFuckaCrazy]

i dont think u r really trippin bro but idk it could jus be the way it affects u hahah

[BeefAmes]

such a top bloke.

[Kainlarsen]

You are my new role model, sir.^_^

[deeppurple511]

the best part is how you say youre gonna do such tasks like gardening or driving, yet you never get it. you just LOL the whole time. i suggest going for a walk

[HereGoWeedSong34]

....he didnt exhale

[ozwood666]

that's some miracle growing right there, lol.

[U2RULZ]

you have been making my day for the past month...neccesary therapy...do something productive pls..fly a kite on salvia till ur eyes start to vibrate??

[FunPeaceAndLove]

On peut dire que tu fait tout appart jardiner :D

[koffmcsp]

Really all I needed to see was the title "Gardening on Salvia" and the still shot of you lying on the ground. lol hilarious. I tried it once and it completely inebriates you. Oh and ya its legal Hahaha

[dtbtb93]

i love how all of these start with an objective and end up with him just being high and doing nothing xD

[MagikGimp]

Seriously, just make these; fuck your latest 'creative' crap or are you bored of this particular recreational drug? Fucking stoners.

[TheShedlife]

Nice! : )

[Oisterboy]

This went exactly how I thought it would when I read the title lmao.

[sickbro91]

lol

[2milehigh]

ummm you didn't get to much done... hahahah

[Davide131]

Wheres step 2? haha

[heathersak]

Pulls himself up by his hat, lol

[logerializ45]

he never gets much farther than step one

[blahblahblaha1a2a3]

fake and gay

[haddonfieldrunner]

@blahblahblaha1a2a3 troll harder

[AlwayzBringDaChoPPa]

@blahblahblaha1a2a3 ray is fake and gay

[hornick18]

video's need to be longer!!!!!

[karadukur]

Does your bong get that dirty by smoking salvia? I only have experience with cannabis related dirt.

[Swisskaos]

You look like a junkie, Why even post this shit up?

[MetDisciple2]

@Swisskaos He's obviously a functioning user...

[Mewfan]

May I say? Great succes?

[Jaquesy01]

where can you buy salvia in UK (not online)?

[Sam123NornIron]

@Jaquesy01 Why not online? It's by far the easiest option.

[poopinherhand45]

why not plant salvia on salvia?

[sharicasmi]

@poopinherhand45 because it would never get planted... 

[Milkshakeguy]

@poopinherhand45 the best part of this comment is your username.... lol

[TheCriminal2334]

@poopinherhand45 Winner.

[Eggs4Eva]

i literally just had some in my room on my own (1st time) and FUCKING HELL i should have filmed it, didn't know where the hell i was and everything looked cartoony haha im just a little high now

[AndriodNation]

This guy is a champ .

[SmokeKush2411]

Is it good to blaze salv witout a sitter

[K1ll4laughs]

@SmokeKush2411 not your first time

[spikethornenebula]

@SmokeKush2411 yeah its ok just not for ur first time its better to have someone there for ur first time but if u done it enough u know what to expect so u know its ok just stay put and trip the fuck out lol

[snoutastic]

annnnd off to have a whitey.

[Jezdx667]

LMAO - SOOO FUNNY!! This always cheers me up seeing this dude mess himself up!!

[Afehler27]

Ahh this vid is great, best one yet. This is a lot more like my trip, it was fucking awesome.

[williammetzger1992]

were do you get your salvia

[MrPanaceja]

Fuuuuuck'd. xDD



[snttlc12]

What color was this?

[Lionforever1860]

K.O.in round one ;)

[Regginyaga]

This video changed my life

[cwjop]

1:03 blast off.......

[Tomwade70]

At least he didn't stab him self with the shovel!

[andimarihuanense]

que buen sombrero!

[trustinthemusic]

We're going to plant a curry plant on some salvia:)

[2603212]

Gaming on Salvia

[Kool1evil]

Going to the bathroom on Salvia?

[SpArTaNz57]

Salvia + shark object = stupuid

[miloesalazar]

@AK

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[RichardWMHills]

@miloesalazar Patrol.

[GabrielDhalaman]

next time look ot the sky and think about the beta people,the andromedan people

do it

[6Cully]

dang i wanted to learn how to do a ph test.

[ijevtic]

L

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[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

And that's EVERYTHING we need to know about gardening?

[ShadowsDNE]

HAHA! I love it! I need to try some of this stuff

[dreammanRJ]

@quentinsparks23 you buy a ticket, you go to amsterdam.

there are bongs for sale on every corner, and you can buy salvia every 500 meters or so.

[DaSexualManChocolate]

It seems like you had a bad trip. Lol 

[DaSexualManChocolate]

I like this ecause he gets so in depth with what he says he is going to do, he gets technical and all to show he is smart. He makes himself seem so boring. Then the salvia hit. :PPP I watched this for the first time when I was high.

I dont know what I just typed. I was just ramling out of my ass. Lol

[shownomercy81]

thats the only way ido my gardening

[firefight39]

wow

funny

not as funny as the driving on salvia

[firefight39]

wow

funny

[firefight39]

wow



[103Jammer]

"so i guess.........................­......"

[danathor99]

love a nice bit of salvia, 10x extract.... im fucking gone, i'd be so much worse off than this guy

[magicalhearingman]

lmfao I love the gardening hat

[TheHowks]

These videos are so damn funny. Clearly he'll never get a fucking thing done for as long as he's ripping back salvia cones.

[MrBaRnAbEeJoNeS]

finally a martha stewert figure the young ones can look up to

[BongoBrido]

HAHAHAHAHA So funny *;o)

Salvia isquality... but I have NEVER tried gardening on it... In fact, I have never tried anything on it LOL *;o)

[8bitcritr]

whered yu get that bong i waaaant 1

[fergiefergieable]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Nice One!!!

[incogneegro]

ooooooooo, salvia hit, thats why my garden sucks

[marshall20092811]

I dont see any gardening getting done here

[marshall20092811]

so I geuss what?.....

[TheKokanin]

Nice!

[KaidenISSampson]

Now, you wanna hold that in until your vision begins to vibrate, and THEN we're gonna dig our hole!

[mayhem1029]

thats the same plant that was in the car in "Driving On Salvia"

[MrBaRnAbEeJoNeS]

here real soon im gonna be trying to break world records on salvia keep an eye out... and if you steal my idea any of you ill have you raped by aids infested chimps



[lilprplebnny]

i love how he always plans this shit to do, then he gets stoned as fuck and forgets it 20 seconds later XD

[chrisdefault]

how do you always talk so much while holding in your hit?

[crstrong78]

2:23 "Oh maybe I should pick up my left arm, oh wait it's still attached."

[HackAttackeRR]

My trip on salvia was fuckin sweeeeet

[DaeCapC]

better than SNL!!!

[kingbails78]

@dominatorxxx. Acid is for white trash people. Nobody ddoes acid anymore. DMT

[ienjoypaninis]

@kingbails78 DMT is for fucked up hippies who live off of dark green paste and think they're better than you. acid is fucking awesome, and definitely not white trash at all. You cant have nearly as much fun on DMT as you can on acid too, it just makes you FUBAR with no clue whats going on. thats not fun.

[windseer321]

@ienjoypaninis  hahaha you do acid faggggggg hahahaha

[ienjoypaninis]

@windseer321 "acid faggggggg" what are you, 12?

[windseer321]

@ienjoypaninis HAHAHAHAHA DRUGGGGGYYYY BITCCCCHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA

[ienjoypaninis]

@windseer321 I do acid once a year at tops, which makes me a "druggy biiittchh". Oh well, at least I don't act like one like you do.

[BongoBrido]

@ienjoypaninis

The only way Salvia can be compared to Acid, is that Salvia is an 8 hour Acid trip compressed into 10 to 15 minutes... Salvia is way more intense!!!

[kingbails78]

To tharadmonkey.......You can get salvia at a smoke shop unless they made it illegal like in Georgia but if you really want to trip find a drug dealer that has dmt. The hardest trip ever but it runs about $100-$200 a gram. DMT is a million times harder than salvia you will leave this world.

[goodle73]

that was productive haha

[theradmonkey]

where can i get some salvia?!

[USAirborneSF]

@xCodeEchox

Dude. . . When I tried this, it was just one epic state of Deja Vu. It was as if I was living in a dream I had when I was a kid. Holy shit.

[PishSerrano]

lol!!!!

[jpcm78]

This shit fucks you up

[SevenFootPelican]

honestly, this is a terrible drug... i mean it makes you a complete fucking retard... I say just stick with smoking marijuana. at least you're able to hold coherent conversations, and think rationally... not to mention marijuana is very expansive... salvia is so dissassociative... shuts all your senses off completely.. doesn't benefit the user at all.. hence why most people report not ever wanting to try it again.

[fobslave17]

@SevenFootPelican actually the salvia youve seen on youtube is wat makes you think that. he just does it for laughs. salvia is meant to be used as a spiritual thing , like it helps you discover yourself, youre supposed to dim the lights, lay back, and listen to calming music, thats how its meant to be done , but i found both ways are pretty epic. lol

[InsightVidya]

awesome

[Dominatorxxx]

Kids don't do salvia! Take acid instead, way better.

[FBFS072]

@Dominatorxxx Salvia maybe shortlived but it easily rivals acid

[Dominatorxxx]

@FBFS072 oh wow....it's totally different...it's like you compare marijuana with alcohol...

[FBFS072]

@Dominatorxxx It maybe different but that doesn't mean that it doesn't rival acid in terms of intensity.

[CaptainPeenNoPants]

damn it salvia ill never know what ph test is

[fergrjls]

Salvia is legal in Mexico and its fucking awesome!

[cwynn9]

@weepulization who cares? People are still going to use it, just like weed or any other drug that's illegal.

[weepulization]

everyone that posted salvia videos, i hope you are happy that your irresponsible actions got salvia banned, THIS IS WHY N.O.R.M.L EXISTS YOU IDIOTS!

so that politicians can see the substance enjoyed RESPONSIBLY.

video taping yourself getting high off of it and putting it on youtube is why its now illegal. It was just fine before, before kids started getting caught in parks with small baggies of it, before NOOBS started recording themselves high on it just so they could try to get youtube $

[bagredositio]

HI !!! YOU CAME TO MY PLANET 3 YEARS AGO AND STOLE SOME SEEDS AND TOLD MY PEOPLE YOU NEEDED TO PLANT THIS IN YOUR PLANET. YOU ALSO TOLD US YOU'D GIVE IT BACK TO US AND WOULD BRING SOME STUFF FROM YOUR PLANET (EARTH PLANET SOMETHING), SO, MY PEOPLE ARE STILL WAITING FOR IT !!!

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@bagredositio SORRY ABOUT THAT DO YOU HAVE PAYPAL

[hellzshotgun]

@letsGOtoCLASS is it a good idea to smoke salvia before doing anything you want to actualy want to get done lol

[shitblahblahshit]

@hellzshotgun no fucken way lol

[19mjohns91]

@bagredositio If you give me your account number and sort code, I will happily wire you the money

[xCodeEchox]

I thought this playlist was BEING PRODUCTIVE ON SALVIA but instead I get this wierd deja-vu feeling...

[XxREBELSCUMxX]

check this then LOL /watch?v=-GeogI2IZUE

[TheSalviaDivonorum]

entheogen-sell@yandex.kz - my e-mail adress. I'm sell salvia divinorum. LOW PRICE.

5X - 7$ per 1 gramm

10X - 7$ per 1 gramm

20X - 20$ per 1 gramm

30X - 24$ per 1 gramm

35X - 28$ per 1 gramm

40X - 35$ per 1 gramm

60X - 42$ per 1 gramm

[StarTrekkin94]

Why isn't this on HGTV?

[Mcpoyles80]

Wow youre so cool

[Terror405]

I'm in Ireland. We're not allowed have that shit over here. PAIN IN THE ASS!!!

[WhyteBA]

This is terrifying. He didn't get any gardening done. That plant is going to die.

This is sick.

[melmccon13]

@WhyteBA plants need to die

[TRASHDIGGERfilms]

@WhyteBA hahahaha calm down man salvias the tits

[schassse]

what would have been fun is to have someone plant it during his unconsciousness

[EGaW]

lol did he really think he was gonna get some gardening done