Portal 2 - Greatest GLaDOS Quotes

[rvbhigajumba]

I'm I the only one who thinks it's hilarious when gladeos says POTaTO

Yeah I can't spell

[TheSamonoske1000]

the slow verzion is something about going back to sea.

[pinkfurryhat]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[bwillwall]

url, EVIL GL

[KingCharlieKitten]

amthdclynongpehasotheiaouthitm­tgtooeesooscn is the fast version of GLaDOS's message.

[MarcGodfather]

I love the voice of Glados <3

[SuperErogon]

the fast version slowed down is a moby dick quote (aperently)

[MallyMcAlli]

@SuperErogon Yeah, it is. XD It says "--and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can--"

Makes sense, since she technically can't assist you in the test anyways.

[BrightScaleFire]

The fast version....nuebahhiudryyihefbh­isarbyufgwunfuwrnvojwhirvbhybe­urbvih

[mattstorm360]

did well.

[MicahSmart]

Anyone else noticed that the url is EVIL

[SamyAdel9]

@MicahSmart EVILOG

[GreenToxicWaffles]

@MicahSmart the OGL after EVIL stands for, "oh, good luck"

if you try to kill glados.

because its impossible.

[MicahSmart]

@GreenToxicWaffles What if you say "This sentence is false" ? Then what?

[GreenToxicWaffles]

@MicahSmart oh yeah... didnt think about tht one...

well, when she tried it on wheatley it didnt kill her, right?

so im sure if POTaTOS becomes GLaDOS again, shes even more powerful to resist from the paradox, u know what im sayin?

[yokis12345]

when she freaked out about the bird, am i the only one who imagined a little girl sitting in a corner talking about the bird being evil? o.o

[Sid91]

oh glados.......i want to marry you!

[ZeldaOcarinaForever]

2 player

maze level

u crush your friend

(whoever) gets 25 points

crush again

(some quote) (whoever) loses 1 point

again

you receive alot ofpoints

sorry its messed up

[blondie8582]

I'll add this good note to you're file. Oh...there's alot of room here.

[noface181]

7:23 scat man?

IM THE SCAT GLaDOS!!

[DrakeLandon]

is the one where she's just going dfhiehdjshfijwaehfjahdfhfhjdfh­jlshfieu hidden? if it is, how do i get it?

[Velrok]

@DrakeLandon

I can remember something like that during core switch, but I think all of them didn't make it into the game OR they play randomly each time.

[REDHOT1356]

@DrakeLandon Just hold space and try really hard to understand it XD

[8Longden]

@DrakeLandon im not sure but it's a random quote from Moby D*ck ( :P )

something like : i blow peoples hats off quickly so i can get out to sea faster.

or something like that

[seasikjellyfish]

@DrakeLandon It's in the first room in Portal 2 where they use emancipation grids as test obstacles, and she says a quote from Moby Dick in fast motion. The quote is "And methodically knocking peoples hats off as I account it high time, to get to sea as soon as I can." The quote is in Chapter 1 of the book called Loomings.

[YearOfTheShadow]

0:18 to 0:32 is it just me, or is it when shes explaining the tests in an official manner her voice goes deeper and more robotic, but when she starts talking about throwing them into space her voice gets softer and more human?

[MrDerpleton]

its says she has a medical degree in fashion... from france

[teeheemans2]

you forgot "You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee! Where did your life go so wrong?"

[B0sskiller1000]

@teeheemans2 Uhh thats from portal 1? lol

[AppleFoxHana]

You dangerous mute lunatic... haha

[xxHeavenHateGirlxx]

"Here comes the test results. You are a horrible person."

[MrNiconiconico]

@xxHeavenHateGirlxx Me: *decides to Erase the results*

[KailTirasleen]

Mmm Beef and Leaves.

[yahoofreak456]

so chell dosnt belong to valve?

[Velrok]

@yahoofreak456

Obviously.

She belongs to me :3

[PurplemacncheezX3]

@yahoofreak456 She Does Belong to valve. :T