reddit and birchbox

[TheHollisterPerson]

"the high point of my month is over" exactly how i feel after im done opening every birchbox...

[selty]

BOXCEPTION

[InfiniteWhizBang]

You are a sexy bish. > : )

[Usagiflower]

I happen to really love your background! Why? Because it's your background!!!!!

[misschris828]

My life has meaning because I have your videos in my inbox :)

[syrapickles32]

My Birchbox always makes me happy too. My life is sad as well. Thanks to Nick for introducing me to it!

[njvktj99]

R.I.P Justine...Ohh what ? She's NOT dead ???! Hmmm guess I thought that because she's DROP DEAD GORGEOUS(:

[almostxxsane]

...there's a background? All I see is Justine and her radiance.

[sweatypitz06]

I never noticed the old background

[KikiD1985]

Your Birchbox was better than mine :( I got 2 different kinds of eye creams, which I will never use, but I did get some pretty awesome nail polish.

[47smile]

You are totally awesome, no one thinks your dumb

[mamiso0enviied]

i loooved my birchbox this month. i got the same eyeliner, but in purple.

[blondeshappen13]

2:54 hahahaha :D

[NobodysOffTheHook]

You've done other satire videos... and I got those! But you seemed dead serious in the dinosaur video. Not satirical. ;]

[NobodysOffTheHook]

I love change... don't know whatchu talkin' bout.

[meadowcloud519]

Did people really think you were serious? It was even in the tags that it was indeed a "satire." ...? *I don't want to live on this planet anymore* ':| Like a good minion, I up voted the comment, because stupid people are stupid.

[SangtotheDy]

my hands look like old people's because of hot water use and eczema...

[GRRR4WR]

Do you use the box cutter to stab Soundlyawake?

[talesfreak1432]

maybe some day, when my dreams come true, we will be together <3

[VirtuallyStunning]

lol I love you!

[Stupidkibbles3]

Upvoted. For science!

[nikeeweston]

Man alive Justine you are hot and i love you.. marry me, yes i am a woman, so what it's 2012 DAMNIT

[yanasitta]

I wish I could stuff myself in your birchbox.

[loverdesquised]

my little brother said I look like you, I took it as a compliment. then he said you're ugly. I had to kill him.

[tabbycat5525]

sorry can't make an account on Reddit. I'm a Funnyjunker it would go against my morals to go on Reddit

[yanasitta]

@tabbycat5525 FJ, FJuck Yea!

[tabbycat5525]

@yanasitta FELLOW FJ'ER <3

[FluffyKittenMEOW]

My mom always carries a box cutter from work and took it to a theme park accidentally. It didn't work out too well.

[PookieGivesUp]

I like the new background :)

[4scotto]

Holy FUCKING shit. I love you more that you mentioned Reddit. I cant even...

[nicolesamsonite]

Justine, whenever you feel down, think about all the people that care about you and support you!

[iamthemako]

new video :) finally

[enj0ythesiIence]

I like your box better than my Birchbox! haha We got completely different things!

Oh and, a box cutter is crucial for a lady's desk drawer. :)

[emoandstay]

My signature scent is Viva la Juicy... looks like I will be looking for a new one.

[yakko789]

Hi Justine! Did you ever start collecting purses/bags again?

[VintageLipstick]

your hair is ravishing!

[AugieTheSock]

Why do you care that stupid people think you're stupid? THEY'RE STUPID!

[Pedofailed]

i'll do whatever you say until the very end

[MrFlorianfrank]

I didn't see any background. Your beauty is all I can take in at a time.

[dcapellaro]

You should subscribe to my glam bag so that way you have 2 high points in a month lol

[SeaSireness]

jpmetz - youtubes hottest archeology troll :-)

[whiskerkill]

My life sucks so much that all I have to look forward to is your next awesome video.

[thezacharychase]

Oh Justine, I feel really special that I got the same box(es) as you. 1/19 odds… fuck yeah

[SuperRentos]

Getting awesome mail always makes me feel better about life too.........but I never get awesome mail. -.-

[bootdownthedoor]

I will forever be your minion. 

[LizKS48]

Thanks for sharing. Am I glad I quit Birchbox? You betcha.

[kellyness]

i totally have a box cutter in the top drawer of my desk lol.

[Raian707]

What I learned from Justine today: Always have a box cutter on you.

[SongstressKG]

I got my BirchBox today too! I pretty much had the same reaction about the eyeliner because i got blue and I was like DAMN i wear black! but i'll try it anyways haha. my food bar thing was carrot cake but all my other stuff was different. I've been having a terrible time too and i was all excited to get it but then i realized it was the last one and it made me sad :( (only got a 3m sub for my bday) ENJOY! Love always, your minion, Kelley

[franksiv]

Any update with the driving? This is out of no where. But I just randomly remembered now. So.

[xSunkissedSkies]

Anything for you Justine...

[ramirezbobbi08]

glamorazzi makes the Birchbox sound so great. Justine tells is how it is. Thankyou Justine.

[bluebluechan]

Jpmetz - the internet's hottest, unintentional, archeology/paleontology troll. <3

[soojung31]

0 dislikes. all hail justine

[ramblingbookworm]

"There are alot of people on the internet that are dumb." - truer words were never spoken.

[iWhoremonal]

I can't wrap my head around how people could not see that that was satire. Then again, most satire videos that I've seen have come under fire because people are too moronic to get it. Asshats the frig

[mspatti]

Justine, don't your minions send you boxes of jewelry and bath products to your P.O. box???

[mystic5059]

u know that eye liner is $20.00. its my bb box is the high light of my month too lol. your awesome!

[lhendricks85]

upvoted

[hanhay10]

Made an account and voted just for you! Stupid people without a sense of humour should remove themselves.

[alicepalice78]

The high for any month or anytime i get is when you upload videos, Then i go back into my depression.

[Giaaanfranko7x]

lol, you're cute.

[hydeistlove]

justinee~~you look adorable~!! i wanna get birchbox too, i usually watch nick's vids and it seems so nice, but yours this month seemed kinda not worth it..but in the long run it would be better right?

& well people really are dumb, dont worry justine, you have us loyal minions<3



[KickingGeese]

@hydeistlove it's hit or miss really! i enjoy the cleanser samples I often get...i'll try checks and balances anyway bc i guess the last time i tried it was 5+ yrs ago..

[PushingUpTrollss]

The Reddit community is especially stupid. I wouldn't worry about it my queen.

[Jackitreborn]

NO U SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE DINOSAUR QUEEN OF THE INTERNET FOREVER

[theatrefreak3]

Love the cheetah print Snuggie hanging on the left! :) 

[evmoneyTV]

The word frothy is now absolutely disgusting to me. #santorum

[KickingGeese]

@evmoneyTV LMAO

[whitestripesiluv]

@evmoneyTV Santorum: 1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

[yanasitta]

@whitestripesiluv Wow, that sounds like my boss.

[soundlyawake]

I HOPE I GET THE SAME THINGS

[MalMaee]

your the only thing that makes my miserable life happy

[1013hannahw]

Wow my Birchbox was almost completely different from yours! I mean I got some of the same products just different colors/smells/flavors, but I got a little sample size of Clark's Botanical Smoothing Marine Cream, which is freaking $115 for 1.7 fl oz!! Crazy right?! Too bad it's probably the best moisturizer I've ever used. I've determined that from 2 uses. Yup. This whole comment was absolutely pointless. Just thought I'd share some point information!

[jennyjoe798]

I worked in a warehouse for years...I can't even tell you how many box cutters I aquired lol.

[Visrale]

I was literally dying at the comments on that video. I still am. the stupid people of the world are making you monies. the internet can be such a great place.

[iamnotyourface]

omg, I don't have a box cutter AT all.....so uncool. so uncool.

[xArisuxRavex]

oh lawwwwwwwwwwd, people are so dumb. Just...so dumb. I can't even comprehend people's stupidity.

[forevermariott]

Can you be my mummah?

[hkid92orsnow]

SATIRE :the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. WELCOME

[Hannar08]

I switched over to Myglam to see if it's better than birchbox...guess we'll see!

[chrissykinsx]

Justine, don't worry about the box cutter. I keep one in my purse. Don't worry, I'm not a vagrant or anything, I just work in retail.

[KickingGeese]

@chrissykinsx LOL that's how I acquired this box cutter! left it in my pocket one day

[itsmechristian975]

Omg.... Im so glad that Im not the only one with a box cutter in the top droor of my desk! :D

[vandercocky]

signed up and voted it up.

[KickingGeese]

@vandercocky thanks the frig!

[hkid92orsnow]

OMG now I need a box cutter in the drawer to my desk O_0

[imjustshadow]

reddit cant handle JPMETZ

[foscavista]

"JPMETZ" will be a new definition for satire.

[harlequinne52]

You look especially radiant when chastising stupid people who don't understand your sense of humor. <3 

[Bizzylizzy9000]

looked up what satire is and kicked myself in the butt.

[anyname13579]

even broken out, justine would be the most beautiful being on the planet.

[undressbeltran]

i'm going to name all of my children justine. even the boys.

[SirDanyo]

I guarantee that nobody who watched that video looked at the description, and thus, your link. At least us core minions have a sprinkling of your divine knowledge.

[ChrisTaylorGoesRawr]

Looking Great Justine :) Watched Most Of Your Videos And First Time I Have Commented :)

[Yiroep4]

This is crazy. First soundlyawake gets some fame, and now you. I don't wanna sound hipster but....

[antlerboy12345]

Videos end because they can not take the awesome that is Justine

[DWorldConqueror]

It's now a trend at my school to have a box cutter in the top drawer of our desks.

[KickingGeese]

@DWorldConqueror GOOD TO KNOW!

[lifeincastles1]

YES!

[maarrryyyyy]

69 views, that is all

[KickingGeese]

@maarrryyyyy LOL

[16Jdrake]

People always make fun of me for being an english major. But ya know what, at least I know what satire is, assholes. I got your back Justine.

[KickingGeese]

@16Jdrake THANK YOU

[al13forreal]

@KickingGeese lol im 15 and i know what satire is. people are fucking stupid.

[Spyderschwinky]

@16Jdrake why would they make fun of you for that? the english language is beautiful!

[WHOAitsBreeKaChu]

you inspire me. i love you. i will have your children.

[KickingGeese]

@WHOAitsBreeKaChu FINE

[xVenomousxDreamsx]

THEY DONT KNOW WHAT SATIRE IS JUSTINE!! lol :)

[KickingGeese]

@xVenomousxDreamsx DUMB

[zstardust838]

"I know you guys dont like change because you're simple". . . now, this is the jpmetz I know and love

[KickingGeese]

@zstardust838 THE COREST OF THE CORE!

[16Jdrake]

woot!

[MsClubpenguinVideos1]

i praise you. 

[KickingGeese]

@MsClubpenguinVideos1 FIRST!