Asian Jamaican

[2pac9lives9on]

CHINESE BWOY GUH SUCK YUH MADDA

[pakku]

for fuck sakes hes just a kid and hes doing no harm it clearly looks like hes just reading off something.

[darealniecyrite]

mark of the beast on the dislikes! NOT GOOD

[SophoTheGreeko]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[iwantkenny2]

Shut ur blood-clat rass bredren.

[iwal1645]

Hilarious....Me get it!!!

[herbeater]

wait i could of swore i heard he said " I love batty" now ur a battybuoy, so nasty man

[gakid840]

this is stupid

[Samuel115s]

this is by far the worst fake Jamaican accent i have ever heard.

[kraziikathy]

only batty man love batty......batty boiiii.

[Aurelian603]

Batty Boi

[666soevil]

what him love patty r batty?

[TheRocketVoltage]

Disgusting pig.

[TeeTeeDaLiightiie]

"me love batty" ????!!! when do you hear a jamaican say that!

[dujke955]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHH

[Maddemduttygaldeh100]

Highly offended and Jamaicans do not love ass.....! cho bloodclaat

[sinsenest]

Why would you make fun of another race if you look hypocritically fobbish yourself? I can see why slanted eyed dudes don't get far in life. Makes sense now why they always get turned down, even by chics of their own race sad. I'm sure Jamaicans have far more class than this 12 year old piece of pathetic shit.

[WoWCreflo]

@sinsenest Yo do know that the camerman probably did this to make fun of the asian kid because he clearly " I love batty" In jamaica batty is slang for gay. So batty boy would mean gay boy. So this "fob" was probably tricked into saying this by thinking this is funny. As fobs are always gullible :P

[parvezjakson]

@sinsenest ...oh yeah ...i can feel it u have soo much CLASS that you're cursing a 12 year old kid u cum dumpster!

[sinsenest]

@parvezjakson ..uh... so you're telling me you're getting offended by something someone said about someone else? Did someone insult you on here or.. do you feel insulted cause you have some "feelings" for this guy? Pathetic.

[jatzirymorlando]

@sinsenest You have a small dick, don't you?

[zendayafasion]

LITTLE RACIST ASS HOLE SHIT BAG

[oxfordpictionary]

no.

[nasstassiaful]

ROFL!SMH

[kemoblue4u]

I beat him up after class for this shit!

[fluffy1outof3]

a wa di bacside di friggin ediat a chat se cha



[nimraVevo]

i can't understand what the hell he's saying explain ppl

[awesomeirlable]

He just sounds like an asian man who can't speak english very well...not jamaican

sorry... :/

[yellowstar234]

Just no just nooooo

[hitboy200]

i'll have some special fried rice and some chicken chow mein please!, any dvds?

[Dwahyt]

You no speaka di patois. Y U No Stop it?

[imfissintarap]

dis ah rude and disrespectful to all chinese jamaicans dem



[Rhielle93]

what kinda shit?

[baggychheese]

I'll have chicken fried rice and peas

[shank1er]

yute go nyam yo ur muma...yaaah battyboi bout u yaah jumaican kmt

[holyshitcantfindname]

@shank1er I rate yuh fo dis!!

[Funzer789]

Nice try man 3-/

[Kardo055]

Did he just say he love batty ?? Hahahaha

[gallisable]

@Kardo055 he's a batty bowy chiney bwoy lol

[Justme2simply]

LoL, ActullY This is verry funny xD

[juliaaw0]

"RASSCLAUT ah wha dis!!!!" lol ahahahaahahahah!

[mssexylinx]

hahaha that's all i can say.

[chupamipitofy]

wtf yo

[OhhEMMgeezItsAshlee]

EPIC FAIL

[SecretQT1]

Fail. 

[TheShaunGawler]

Hong Kong Mitsubishi, SUSHI!

[kingtrott1985]

ah wah di ras dis..dis bwoy need a ras tump inna him face...

[leathaface187]

hahaha mi love batti

[kingpolaris]

gross.

[dickcheese663]

Jah make ya stupid mon'

[cheesesteakphilly]

Too thick of a Chinese accent to speak Jamaican.

[TheOriginalBattler]

Ummmm...chinese or chinese? Don't hear any Jamaican.

[AbiJazzelLovesYou613]

Lmao All I Heard Was "Kiss Mi Rass Claut" Nd "Meh Luv Batty "

[Jamaicancane]

I'm Jamaican and he don't sound like Jamaican's so since u in school u need 2 go do ur skool work n stop acting retarded

[mell263]

shut the fuck u asian motherfucker

[TweetyDC18]

lmaooo cool cool

[RyantheCanuckpirate]

Not a bad attempt if he speaks little to no English.

If he's even half fluent, it's an embarrassment.

[lesliekeepsonspinin]

batty bwoy pussy!

[jessiebaby268]

Da man*

[jessiebaby268]

Diaman say he lub batty??

[JohnWallAllDay2]

french???

[IWantMyVisionBack]

What's wrong with you people?

[dreamiieyex3]

lmao he's insulting himself

[sheetbug]

Me name John and me constipated

[sexyshann96]

dwl..no sah

[ShizaProblem]

U ppl have no sense of humor!!! I'm a British born Jamaican and i found that funny. If u actually LISTEN to what dem tellin him to read u would see that the only person he insulting is himself!

[KekeSayWadeva]

Nooo! Stop Plz

[AA22KPBT]

R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D

[candykj]

wha kind a foolishness dis........... how u fi cum pan youtube cum gwaan like idiot............

[oxIJMxo]

@candykj LMAO a dat mi a seh too.

[brownsugarpoptart123]

@candykj well for the first part, u said cum :p

[alleyhanai]

dis one fava japanese. look pon di eye dem.

[TheiPwn3G]

Yay i made it 500 dislikes!!!

[ConlangFan]

@TheiPwn3G Your mother must be proud.

[Herbmastada1st]

Chinee battymon

[MrCynister187]

"Mi name John and mi like Batty" enough said. You Gook fuck.

[daynar10]

yo fucking nigga you sound like a fuckhead im jamican an im am offended !

[vanny876]

u guys think he is making fun of jamaicans...lol u need to understand what he is saying..they tricked him into calling himself a fag

[holyshitcantfindname]

RASSCLAUT ah wha dis!!!!

What a damn retard!!

I'm jamaican chinese and I'm offended

[ghostie7790]

@holyshitcantfindname yeah there's a lot of Chineese in Jamacia i don't know what this guy was tryin to proove

[holyshitcantfindname]

@ghostie7790 That's exactly what I am proving and also that this is the most disrespectful thing towards Jamaicans I have ever seen!!

[damek666]

@holyshitcantfindname shut up faggot.

[holyshitcantfindname]

@damek666 I don't know what the hell your problem is but you need to calm down. I raged on the video cause it is offensive to all Jamaicans out there! One more thing, if you see a real Jamaican and tried to call him/her a faggot you better be prepared to wake up either in the hospital or in hell. Idiot.

[damek666]

@holyshitcantfindname shut up queer

[bionicannon]

i paused the vid, looked at the likes and dislikes, then left :)

[alicejordan99]

TF!!!

[KeziaCH]

...so they asked him to read something that was obviously on a piece of paper...im not sure if to laugh at him or pity him......

[monet239]

ahmmmm how is that not making fun of jamaicans?

[JOPMISEH94]

Wtf ?

[aisha620]

stupid ass video

[miamigraffiti223]

good thing it was only a waste of 12 seconds of my life before i paused it fewww that was a quick one

[TheMRskeem]

moist gook



[malcomdjm100]

fuck u

[yeahhh4561]

Its funny How ppl from other countries try our Jamaican Accent.!! LOL!!! You have to hav tht shit naturally!

[softbutterlips]

not funny at all... if that was us then u guys would have had a problem hollering racist..smdh...take this shit off you tube

[troodon2]

nothing special, just a chinese kid trying to speak japanese.

[chrichri105]

thts not funny watch someone need to give him to gud lixx for doing tht

[Didi972]

"Me name John and me luv batty" xDD LMAO

[KingIMusic]

when me smoke me look like an African mix with chinese. This line is on my NEW video check it. wicked. you is you so just be you no matter what ppl say Ras bless!!! (Play OF Sensi)

[maddylan4]

dvd dvd!!

[vincentaea]

he still sounds asian

[xxJellyBean06xx]

@vincentaea he is he is only trying to speak Jamaican

[glentton]

him sa him love batty ahhhh

[AcesBeatz]

suck yu mumma

[j21bbgrl]

lol thats maahd funny .....dah person deh who write it fi him shot! u knw how to pulla joke

[VocaloidLover999]

all i heard was.... my name is john and i luv batty.....the rest was shit to my ear

[romahnae]

lmaoOo. yuh lea di mon alone nuh..yuh si di mon a try fi be funny...dwl him still want a bumbawt tump inna him face fi boh him luv batty.

[romahnae]

lmaoOo.



[MartinezCowboys1]

All i heard was ching chong lingo long..

[chris2fer2004]

pussy hole go suck yuh mother

[nivetevol]

suck you mother



[yumiwright]

STUPID!

[jmltalbert5650]

why ... did you do that ?

[hyt243]

Dude, you're retarded.

[MadameDeJaVu]

Somebody made him say it, can't you see he is reading it. The poor guy doesn't know what he is saying. That was a mean trick they pulled on the poor guy, shame on you!

[MrJmoneyfresh]

can i hav 20 seconds of my life back

[krazykilla1489]

whats wrong with his eyes is he handicaped or something???

[rimidalv47]

There really are Asians in Jamaica(mostly Chinese and Indian).All you have to do to find one is go to a mall(or shopping plaza) and you will usually find them working the registers,especially in clothing stores.

[AndysMusicxD]

THIS KIDS in MY SCHOOL ILL TELL U HIS CLASSESSS

[gameproring]

THIS KID IS MY SCHOOL PM ME FOR FB!!

[howardxful]

a wah di bomboclot dis yah im love batty ar patty.kiss mi teet

[superhockeyking1011]

fail

[1337ube3]

He actually sounds like he's speaking chinese..

[somechicfromphilly]

FAIL!!! 

[delicious401]

u is no jamaican y in di hell wud u want fi go and try and tek the mick out of jamaicans god

[premiumalvin]

??

[silentbl00d]

nahhhh ok mon wat u gat to do fo yo case is get a lidel high and wear a bob marley beanie hehehe silly asian boy...

[Whoopiz]

he must be very bored..

[addija]

epic fail

[monkeyballs117]

no....

[copperlocks1]

well good try...i guess if mi try fi taak like a chinee man mi would sound like a eediat

[diamonae1]

dwfl...

[yellowstar234]

FAILLL.... please just dont ever do that again besides saying mi dis mi dat mi whatever is not jamacain you fawking idiot

[babyface2895]

loool y beg . mi namejohn and love batty what chi chi man :D

[deloydmiller]

wah mek him lov batty, him a waggle

[boii2000]

yo dis bwoy wants to u some bumbaclot batty

[69streetboys]

wah du hell?

[zachu95]

FAIL what a big duttyboy

[krash0kitten]

Haha Fail...

[Jaejoongwife08]

Is this kid trying to sound Jamaican? FAIL!

[darkerego]

guy needs to climb out the window

[Kingstoncollege7]

wat the **** unu a do...a try unu a try diss JA

[omfg192]

me love you long time

[caribbeangurly]

LMAO...meh love how he elongates every word him say

[QTPie116386]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY JAMACIAN PEOPLE DONT PLAY CAUSE I AM JAMACIAN MAN IF THEY WOULD HAVE FOUNF YOU THEY WOULD HAVE JACKED YOU UP

[iRoamGEEK]

@QTPie116386 shuuttt uppp yah dogg

[lamberload]

Plus

Yuh cyant even speak english

good much less yuh ah come chat patois

[lamberload]

Mi nah Guh li styyll

Dat was puree Heiiidot bussniess

Although mi undahstand seh yuh nah try

fi mock jamaicans. But yuh shudah lef dah one deh..

Bout mi like batty yuh couldah briteee

[gokugenin]

@lamberload a trick dem trick yute

[dernaaer]

"...mi love batty" ? Was a prank, wasn't it?

[JPLord1]

fish jus seh him luv batty?

[PeArCeization]

da fuk dis bumbaclot fukin around wit da jamaicans u fukin bauty ya bumbaclot ross clot...

[VENAMOSS]

ah wah de rass dis man juss seh him lub batty

[EastAsiandictator]

yah mon lets go bootyclap mon and smokeah mon mi ah findy you bloodclot bootyclap

[xxmoniquequintynexx]

mi jus waste twenty seconds of meh lyfee.

[EnZyMeSz]

BUT WAIT... wah kinda talk dat??? pure slackness!!!

[j00suckip00n]

how the fuck did i get here..

[ESTteeq]

@j00suckip00n i was askin myself the same question LOL

[richyrik1]

dude...im not trying to be racist but i could understand jamaican language than asian languages....asian language sounnds freaky funky

[Nattielockx]

Lol someone OBVIOUSLY wrote it on a peice of paper an mek him read it cool nuh?

[SwaggishSociety]

<<@Check the channel for laughs!!<<@

[boii2000]

im jamaican seein dis i wanna smack this bumbaclot battyboii fuckin pussywhole boii

[LilSC19]

Mi ah go find yuh bumbaclot and mash ur bloodclot u pussyhole.

[canut67]

What A Disgrace!! Ima Tell My Mom On You!!!!

[SimaticStyle]

but wait, a wah dissa man a seh?

[rajhni01]

-dammmm that kid iz fucken ugly lol-

[kelcandice]

RETARD!

[MsGAyShA]

lol @devakid lolololol a d sameting mi tink him seh 2...dis nuh soun gud @ all

[shiakkarra]

wat the hell im jamaican an a no so we talk btw he said he luvs patty not batty

i didntget evn half of wat he said.....

[boii2000]

@shiakkarra yo he's a battyboii him need fi go suck him mooma

[makedijaa]

lol unoo too wicked...dem mek d poor boy seh him love batty lol

[ivaxnorris]

he still sounds like such a chink

[Snakebite105]

Way to butcher a language. Asians ruining the world since WW2

[MedlynMartin]

I can only conclude, that he doesnt know, he is saying he is a homosexual.l.o.l

or perhaps he does. He hasnt got a clue about the language but he is trying.

[MimiGirl111]

fuk up

[ninewine112]

LMFAO WAH DA FUCK IS HE SAYING

[jamreg500]

ute yah batty man! 

[Tekvicious]

Missa Chin gwan fi ded seen? Im a one day talk im rasclawt fool act fi rudebwuoy yardie a mash im up!

[zkranz0]

this guy is a contradiction