How to be funny tip #81: spoiler alert!

[pryercj]

I wish this was actually funny, loose the down syndrome.

[RobYoungberg]

"The bite of a snake and the love of a luscious woman are equally venomous and awesome. ROCK." Patrick Henry

[SkuxDefux]

omg am i going crazy or is this one actually a funny thing to do

[TheCaptainCozmo]

"I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it" Gandhi

[adhd13]

I loved the Che Guevara quote, what's even funnier is knowing that there are people there saying to themselves"Hmmm, I never knew he said that...."and just believing something because that's what there told. I think we are on the same page with that joke.Props, I find you hilarious.

[CaptSamtastic]

Becoming exclusively an internet talk host was the best career move I've ever made! I wouldn't want to take back America any other way! --Glen Beck, hair to the civil rights movement

[SimpleVisionVideos]

"I could really go for some popcorn" Abraham Lincoln

[jonrodjon]

Farting is what connects us, Farting is what makes us human, Everyone farts! It doesn't matter whether you are a billionaire or the poorest soul alive, YOU WILL FART!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS

[ricklidster]

i thought mormons never fart

[ph3nton]

"he who smelt it, dealt it" - Don Diego de la Vega

[metalkillsbunnys]

"When the Febreeze sits on the shelf behind, it has one minute fifty-four seconds to leave the fine salts in the nostril of Scratchmybackerman," -metalkillsbunnys

[jsyoukr1]

I think u got mixed up with the title, ummmm Do u mean How to be retarded? or How to be annoying?

[SimpleVisionVideos]

@jsyoukr1 You are such a rube, begone knave!

[otamanlvhs]

I'm afraid to lose chicks if I start farting like that.

[PunkThreads]

fabreez in the face

[bentricky]

"Veni, vidi, veni." - Ron Jeremy.

[bdejong7]

"The best way to keep one's word is not to give it." Napoleon

[johnjcb1]

"Farting; in some countries, it's considered a complement." Darwin.

[tacojohn9]

Grow up!

[vanawesome]

"I could really go for a top notch felafel right about now." - Abe Lincoln.

[buggsie2you]

"In fair Verona where we lay our scene, civil farts make civil pants unclean"~Shake-Spear

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[wadesmit]

"Would I commit suicide? No... NEVER... I would rather kill myself than do that." -Julius Malema

[wadesmit]

@wadesmit This is a real quote btw

[RyanMurphyTube]

"Everything I touch turns into beef! - King Midas.

[scratchmybackerman]

Some people say farting is low brow but i'm telling you if you can laugh at yourself farting loudly in class is hysterical!

[Jeffreytastic]

DO you care about SOPA passing??

[KRA3030]

A fart for a fart makes the whole world funny.

[Tommuz]

Farts??

If not us, who? If not now, when?

[TheTonerT]

"One small fart for man, one giant leap for mankind" - Jesus

[LiveFromTheFridge]

When u spray febreze, then it just smells like farts and flowers.

[wedgeii2]

fart fart fart; always funny

[royalb8man]

second!

[BugsyHoff]

funny.......

[zammeee]

This video reminded me of one of my most favorite quotes

"In a sportsbar, nobody can hear you fart." - Gandhi