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  • lol i sing that song about the car when ever i hear the alarm

  • *cringe* is this american humour? seriously do people actually laugh at this shit?

    the delivery was terrible, although he made a good observation with the late night car alarm, he killed the opportunity for some really good intelligent humour by going WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    and the worst part, those fuckers ate it up, i heard alot of genuine, gasping laughs, and it was kind of depressing.

  • @BloodMonkeysUnited You, Sir, Have No Sense Of Humor Whatsoever. c: Dane Cook Is Just To Legit For You, You Hatin' Cause You Jelly. ;)

  • @BloodMonkeysUnited IM NOT MUCH OF A JUDGER PERSON BUT WOW I THINK YOU MAY PISS ME OFF I MEAN I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU SAY BUT DANE COOK IS A MOTHER FUCKING SILLY BITCH! I LOVE HIS ASS

  • @BloodMonkeysUnited Well. If you don't like this so-called "American humor" we have, then why'd you even watch this? It's better to not watch something either than watching it and posting a complainant. Use your smarts and try to not watch something, because I have the feeling if you watch something you dislike, you will complain again. So, it's called Common Sense. Remember that.

  • @SilverPaw91 but that is my dilema you see, i had no idea if i was going to like it or not when i started watching it, i only know dane cook as an actor, and my only sense of perspective on american stand-up is reginald d hunter and that guy who wears the cowboy hat, and they're both fucking hilarious! so in this case it was either not watch it and never know whether i'd like it or not, or watch it and see, and unfortunately, i did not like it to such a degree that i felt obliged to comment.

  • Its the same with this stupid dog out side it gets up at 6:00 and barks till 10:00!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU-

  • 1:35 he spelled "infants" wrong lol

  • lol

    

  • OMFG.

    BEST.

    SONG.

    EVER.

    XD

  • WAAAA PFFF WAAAAAA PFFFF WAAAA PFFFFF WAAAAAAA PFFFFFFF WAAAAAAA PFFFF

  • infints? really?

  • What special is this from?

  • @immesothere111111111 Retaliation 

  • who dislikes videos like this anyway? do they just go around randomly disliking videos for no reason???

  • 1 person audience FTW!

  • my noise is crying babies lol

  • why would anyone ever think this guys funny?

  • @SparkyMcMuscle then why did u watch this? like im not trying to be mean but if you hate him then dont watch it...............

  • spelled infants wrong Einstein

  • I actually heard a car alarm go off during the vid XD

  • HellooooOoooo! I'mma caaaaAAarr! GAS. O. LINE. MAKES. ME. RUN. BACKseat. TRUNKspace. HellooooOoooo! Let's go for a riiiIIIIide! SEATbelts. RADIOknobs.

  • i love dane...but i have to say the slide show kind of ruined this haha

  • OH WOW! Dane Cook es harilous! Me encanta ese hombre! Muy gracioso! Él es una perra tonta!

  • 1:36 it's spelled infants.

  • i saw a car ad on this vid

  • First heard this about 4 years ago, and I still sing the Car Alarm song :)

  • You will hear wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooo

  • HELLLOOOOO!IM A CAR!!! GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!!!! BACK seats. TRUNK space! HELLOOO!!! LETS GO FOR A RIDE!!!! OIL IS MY BLOOOD!!!! SEAT belts!!! RADIO knobs!!!!!! Like if thats your favorite part!!!

  • a justicey filey load

  • nice pics

  • Y'know what sound makes me wanna punch a baby? Friday.

  • everyone notices how he misspells infants... which was obviously intentional due to the way dane pronounced it. but no one can notice how he misspelled "justice" at 2:10 ? lmao.

  • @V0llume If it makes you feel any better, I noticed them both.

  • @V0llume justicey is what he said

  • personally the sound that makes me punch babies is the sound of babies being punched...... its a vicious and delicious circle

  • HelLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm a CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

  • NEE NUU NEE NUU

  • hahahaha wrong spelling infants

  • One of the best songs I've ever heard[thats not UTAU/Vocaloid]

  • @MisoSoupGP

    I

    LOVE

    VOCALOID.

  • @Debraellen04 I'M WORKING ON ONE.HER NAME IS GONNA BE HENTEKO AKISAME.Right now meh fav song by someone's UTAU is Tokyo Teddy Bear.

  • @MisoSoupGP i have 3 characters. "Marrie Diamond" "Ritsuda Shamrock" And my UTAU "Neko Nyan" :3

  • @Debraellen04 We should work together sometime o3o

  • @MisoSoupGP We should xDDD what's ur dA?

  • @Debraellen04 HitoriAnime,but I'm still working XD Trying to make sure I'm certain of her design.I'm aiming for japanese street fashion.

  • @MisoSoupGP Kay, Mine is RougeTheCat77 (WITH Cat...)

  • 50 likes and i will run out in the street and sing with a car the car alarm song

  • I heard a car alarm that sounded EXACTLY like this car alarm. I stood on top of my couch and sang this!

  • 280 PEOPLE herd a sound that made the pres the dislike button

  • The sounds he makes give the reaction of laughing your ass off

  • That Dane Cook is a silly bitch. :D

  • how come every top comment has gay exclamation points & smiley faces like

    "omg this vid is so funny!! LOL XD"

    you could just say

    "funny video"

    like if you think im right

  • @McPIMPDADDY3 I don't think you're right LOL xD

  • @lucisiac maybe i wasnt talkin to u then

  • @McPIMPDADDY3 You never stated who you were talking too.

  • @lucisiac didnt your parents ever say if you dont have anything nice to say then kiss my butt

  • @McPIMPDADDY3 That was a neutral comment. Your argument is invalid.

  • "HELLOOOOOOOOO? I'M A CAAAARRRR! GAS! O! LEEN! MAKES! ME! RUN! BAAAAAACKseeeeet! TRUUUUUNKspaaaaaaace! HELLOOOOO? Let's go for a RIIIIIIIIIIDE! OI! YULL! IS! MAH! BLOOD! SEEETbeeelllts! RA-JYO NOBS! ROFLMAO!!!!! XDDD

  • thumbs up if you paused the video for laughter :D

  • This is soo true. I went camping once, it was midnight, and a car went off for the next hour and a half. I was ready to take a bat to that car. Lol.

  • I love the drawings. So cute~!

  • lol yu did a good job wit this haha ::) thanks!!!

  • "its the sound that makes me wunt to punch infants"... well -_-

  • I went camping the other day and every time a car alarm would go off I would start singing "I am a carRRRR....".

  • lol soo funny ! XD some sounds -___- are sooo annoyinh! i would never punch baby.. and i might be preg. imma 15. my bf is 21.. and imma gonna move in with him.. soon hopefully.. and Dane Cook is hillarious!! fer sure :P :3 XD

  • @miriamhinata Advice: Apply for food stamps EARLY

  • press 1 repeatedly and he says "subway"

  • @JJJustin15ify It actually sounds like "no eggs"

  • Lol, just press 7 for the best part XD

  • i always think about this when i hear an alarm

  • hahahahahahahahahaha every time i hear a car go off i think of that shit omg!!!!

  • that dane cook is a silly bitch!

  • @orangechicken210 gossa!

  • the bad thing is my dryer makes that noise :p

  • OMG every time a car alarm gose off I ALWAYS SING THIS SONG and people just stare at me :)

  • hello

    i'm a car

    gas only makes me run

    backseat

    trunkspeace

    hello

    lets go for a ride

    oil is my blood

  • I watched this 2 years ago, and ever since then when i hear a car alarm, the first thing that pops in my mind is "that dane cook is a silly bitch."

  • Thumbs up for how they mispelled infant!

  • the bag pipe is one of those sounds

  • i love this shit so much!

  • Heloooooooo ima carrrrrrr GASOLINE MAKES ME RUN!! HELLLLOoOOo lets go 4 a rirideeeeee! Oil is mi blood lol soooo funny

  • y'know, my car alarm went off the other day and before i went to see what was wrong i thought of this.

  • omg i use to think this is funny theres only one good one i know that becuase its always going to be awsome

  • ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○

    

  • After I heard the lyrics to the car alarm, I punched the crap out of my little brother.

    I was yelling, "Darn you, Dane Cook, darn you! You make me punch babies!"

    It was fun.... //_^

  • LOL Theres this alarm system at work that went off a few days ago and it made me think of this =D

  • im sorry but that just wasnt funny... at all

  • @AngeliMaoaa287 sure

  • "That Dane Cook is a silly bitch"<3

  • dane cook's comedy wants to make me punch babies

  • awesome video. but i hate to say SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!!!

  • i was thinking about something. why do people laugh after everything he says. not everything he says is funny. to me, nothing he says is funny, so it stands out. dane cook is a loser.

  • @plunixx If you've ever actually seen him do stand up, they laugh after he says something that isnt funny because he tends to do a funny face or gesture afterwards

  • that dane cook is a silly bitch,,,

  • 1:37 , Infant**

  • @mdosanjos88 read the uploader comments... explains why he spells it that way....

  • Okay, I was just crying with laughter.

  • hahaha lol

  • DANE COOK is one silly bitch

  • Epic fail on Dane Cook's part. I enjoyed his humor on Kool Aid man though.

  • Great job Derek. Did you misspell infants on purpose because he pronounces it that way?

  • yes... yes i did... but people don't ever get it... oh well...

  • @derekwestby I suppose that's why you spelled copyright wrong at the end too?

  • @derekwestby i got it

  • "Epic fail." is forbidden.

  • right haha

  • lolo "baby punching tangit"

    btw there probly isnt an error it just make u post it to get the answer although u wont get anything u just wudve spread it some more >.>

  • WTF IS THE ERROR

  • what the hell is the error!!

  • i loved the lyrics

    so funny

  • it's called a script.

  • It's called lyrics when you make up words to a song. Try watching the video.

  • they all aren't in lowercase

  • Epic fail.

    Infints...

    LAWL!

  • methodically

  • OMG WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING A "Find the error" Comment!!!???

  • hahaha that was so funny

  • you spelled infants wrong

  • get over it its still fucking HI larious

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL

  • LOL

  • nenunenuhahaha=2:35

  • NEE-NOO

  • thats hilarious

  • lol i wrote infints instead of infants

  • roflmaolawl

  • Ha That Dane Cook Is A Silly Bitch

  • it doesnt fucking work

  • dane cookis a silly bitch

  • i dont get it what is it?

  • wow that dane cook is a silly bitch XD

  • i mean you Emem to be gay

  • ya i wish i was a pizza maker and your gay

  • seeeat belt. ahh christ

  • this chainmail is gay

  • Awsome job :) U made something that was already funny even funnier :) great job

  • dane cooks' the fukin shit

  • seeeeatbeelt!

  • lol i love the song

  • Ha! I love this song!

  • neeee nuuuu neeeee nuuu that was freaking hillarious

  • infants not infints

    but funny though