Jokes and Cheers

[collin0pierce]

i want a mandolin so bad.

[chicchick1234]

Sigh, The "pity the fool" thing. I didn't catch it... until you said Cee Lo Green. So... I completely understand you :)

[ImJustNobodySpecial]

your dress is amazing!

[TweetingRawr]

I love your dress! <3

[milner406]

Hey Danielle, is your dad a terrorist?... Cos you da bomb!

[goodgal16]

@milner406 oh wow..

[dgleao]

Girl. Very. Happy.

[FootofaFerret]

"HELL YEAH!!"

XD epic lols

[GoAlybongo]

are you going to vidcon? i want to meet you! :)

[goodgal16]

yay you're coming to canada!

[SolidSnakeSaysLOL]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot..

A carrot.

[Olhad0]

Love the dress! (:

[HorribleFiction]

you are so freakin great

[MsLiinds]

Canada ftw :)

[stephlovesthejobros]

i haven't ever even thought about putting maple syrup in my coffee.

until now. brb, off to try this deliciousness.

[TylerMacNeill]

You say "about" and "syrup" funny.

Sincerely,

Canada

[Nosensefornonsense]

my stepbrother was in canada, he told me it was cold as hell there

[60DownTown]

Was that a mandolin you were playing?!

[animegurl023]

hahaha i quit cheerleading while i was ahead too! woo for being legacies! :)

[lindsaydavies3]

Everything you said about Canada - COMPLETELY 100% TRUE.

[ScaryMonkey52]

I saw the blanket in the background and thought it said John Green

[artvandelay13]

Duuuuuuuuude. Come to Vancouver. srsly.

[JoseLSU]

:D

[OMGTHERERNONAMESAAGH]

And here I am, stuck in the prairies. *sigh*

Also, my friend told me 6 times that gullible wasn't in the dictionary and I believed her all 6 times. I'm amazed I ever caught on.

[cabbyhat22]

danielle the legacy!

[DaShahir]

your hair!!!

[pete275]

it's a good thing cheerleading is not actually important, otherwise it would have been a loss for humanity

[LAURAbrap]

@pete275 just like football and other sports are haha xD

[kristinaalannah]

you should have tried all-star competitive cheer. its a whole different thing.

[hpcoldplayfan]

That blanket in the background..JOHN GREEN... O_O

[AidanSpeaks]

I LIVE IN TORONTO! would it be awkward if i said that i wanted to meet you?

[anythingwonderful]

Cheerleading? Banned

[thebeluga]

you have to say you're o's funny like they do on degrassi. watch a few scenes with paige, she really emphasizes her o's in "sore-y"

[tuxxedomask]

Canada! I love Canada, mainly because I live here. Toronto is the best.

Maple Syrup in coffee .. . I'm sure some people have done it.

[amazingproductions82]

Hey Danielle!

Is your dad a drug dealer?

[BuchaLucha]

My boss' name is Scott. Not that it matters or anything, but I like random commonality.

[xZak777x]

Awww, Toronto is the America of Canada...

...shame.

[AstroZombiesfromMars]

You should come to Ottawa... so we can be all chill and stuff...

[flyingattreexlevel]

Niceee I'm in torooooooonto!

[maritimetimes]

i'm canadian eh

if you were holding a 6 pack of molsen and a box of donuts you'd be my girl

[philippetl]

I fall in love with you every day.

Also, great that you're coming to Canada, but Toronto may not be the most exotic place! Enjoy the Queen City, but on your next trip to Canada, come to Montréal! There are more artists here. And they're more chilled! Rent's cheaper too.

[thejourneyoflife]

It's nice that you are coming to Canada.. too bad that you're going to Toronto though.. it's the most American city in Canada... if you want to have a true awesome Canadian adventure.. come to Halifax Nova Scotia. It's amazing, artsy and you'd LOVE it!! :)

[JTProductionFilms121]

AWE-SOME That's right! Awesome! Is it bad that I had to think of what she spelt before she said it? Probably....

[Okofo2]

WOW, High Quality :D

[usifasaeed]

cheers!

[AussieEskimo]

My friends and I set up a tent in my living room once and pretended we were camping in Canada.. we didn't have maple syrup to put in our coffee so I don't know how believable it was ever going to be.

[dontspeakxliar]

i kinda sorta love that dress...alot :] <3

[disneynazar]

I was the best cheerleader in 8th grade, then I decided I hated going to practice so I quit! mehehehe

[Eduxine]

Love you . more lol

[iliveonplanetspace]

i wish i was a cheerleader...

[6toeNL]

Yeah,, ehhh.... peace out! Y :P

[HeartChibi]

I was a cheerleader in the 4th grade for like 1 parade... thankfully there are no pictures to prove this. Just horrid memories. lmfao

[NiteRider107]

You're pretty.

Prom? With me?

[JoseLSU]

your hair looked better dark :P

[grrawrimadinosaur]

Hahahaha this video was magical.

[ccstefsoccer4]

yesterday i was goin through your vids and you mentioned coffee in one of them and then i had to go drink coffee because its delicious and i hadn't had it in a LOOOOOOOOONG time

mmmmm

coffee

[Brooke1209]

we dont have maple syrup in our coffee... just for the heads up.

[CaitlinEnjoyOnline92]

I live in Canada!! :) Are you coming to the western part of Canada? 'cause I live there/ :)

[emmfan09]

But the arm motions don't resemble the different letters!

[HappyComfort]

That was a great video! (even if it does look like some bugs came up at night in your sleep and gnawed most of your fingernail polish off) lol Just kidding. Thanx for the fun!

[IGodfatherTV]

love the outfit

[MasterKyleson]

Oh....oh gods... please stop trying to talk like one of us... it scares me.

Also - if all goes well, you'll be in Canada with a BRAND! NEW! GOVERNMENT!

Also, I think it's the wrong time of the year to get maple in our coffee - not sure though

[JudsonRadio]

I'm pretty sure Cee Lo was quoting Mr. T in that line...

[MichaelHowrie]

This was raaaadical. Is your father a drug dealer?

'Cos this vid was DOPE.

[abeautifulmessss]

we put maple syrup in everything... didnt you know?

[usedtomakemesmile]

I have never put maple syrup in coffee... but that sounds amazing! Thanks =) Also, beautiful dress!!

[tylermcfar]

if your goin to toronto message me an we could hang

[catherineistoocool]

You always put a smile on my face. Oh and ignore everyone criticizing your hair... I mean who do they think they are? and your hair looks GREAT anyway! haha. Don't forget to be awesome, not that you ever have :)

[ellmmsea]

Yo crazy, girl.

[idrumprettywell]

i miss your brown hair :((((

[JessyIsTheBestis]

John green blanket in the background ? haha

[WellQueSarahSarah]

I personally love those jokes.

[Sassssssquatch]

what a cute dress!!

[VinylQEight]

Please do not take this in a mean way at all, but I would want someone to tell me, so, hair down is better than hair up on ye. Just a recommendation type deal.

[plainwhitepaperful]

You should try to make it to halifax... It's a really cool little city

[izzy120391]

To be entirely honest I don't even remember how I found your channel, but I'm so happy I did, because your videos ALWAYS make me laugh. I've had a crummy week and this really cheered me up. Vlogging at it's best. You go girl. Rah rah! :)

[oiinvadar]

Hey i did like those jokes at the beginning

[pashosha44]

Ohhh I love Canada! I am so jealous!

[hayleesmileface]

Canada's where it's aaaat!

[BlakeMDavis]

Your hair looks really nice blonde : D

[34psychotic]

YAY CANADA!

[34psychotic]

Your dress reminds me of a kimono :)

[OhheyitsFuzz]

I love Laffy Taffy jokes. 8D They're so horribly lame its hilarious.

[MattVlogsNow]

I would be really mad about those stereotypes if I wasn't so Canadian.

[zoopcoolapcar]

you should also come to red deer alberta!!

[alexyuzwa]

OHHHHH check out a store called Davids Tea if you like tea! They have AMAZING teas and I know they have a few locations in and around T.O !!

[alexyuzwa]

Load up on those ketchup chips haha!

[tumnusLOVE]

please tell me you watch degrassi. please.

[lindorchocolate]

"I'm gonna peace out... so... peace"

smooth ;)

[JillBova]

Our "awesome" cheer was: A-W-E-S-O-M-E, awesome, awesome, totally.

I can't decide which is better... I'm thinking neither...

[PartYetiMusic]

Danielle, do you like Daria?

[spinninginncircles]

No, no we do not put maple syrup in our coffee. Actually, maple syrup isn't insanely big in Ontario. More in like, Quebec. ;P

[Beniqwa]

Oh, my goodness. I just watched this and I think you are awesome. Just wanted you to know.

[bazookaclaire]

Oh my gosh Danielle, can we please be best friends?

[NamelessNymphadora]

Not recognizing a quote, I've done that.

[skitzworld]

Come to london ont, it's close to toronto!

You have many avid fans there♥

[StrummingSally]

@vahabi3 I definitely will! I will document my adventure fully.

[chelseariffic]

Oh man, I'm totally a casual quoter. You would not get me, I guess.

[tesstree]

The Canadian assumptions were hilarious!!! I hope you are not too disappointed when you get here to Toronto and find out that we're not really like that. :)

[TheDanc1nghawk]

ok, I'm finally used to your new hair. #HoldOut

[kaitm88]

Um, I didn't get the Cee-lo reference. I thought he was doing Mr T.

Embarrassed.

[captain2990]

wow that was a fun video to watch thanks :)

[DaynaLang]

YAY CANADA!I LIVE IN TORONTO! and no, there is no maple syrup in coffee. and if you like coffee you have to go to tim hortons!

[DaynaLang]

YAY CANADA!!!!!!! I LIVE IN TORONTO!!!!!!!! and no, there is no maple syrup in coffee. and if you like coffee you have to go to tim hortons!!!!!!

[DaynaLang]

YAY CANADA!!!!!!! I LIVE IN TORONTO!!!!!!!! and no, there is no maple syrup in coffee.. and if you like coffee you have to go to tim hortons!!!!!!

[DaynaLang]

YAY CANADA!!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE IN TORONTO!!!!!!!!!!! and no, there is no maple syrup in coffee.. and if you like coffee you have to go to tim hortons!!!!!!

[AyyLucky]

Wait, you're THE Danielle!? The myth? The legend? THE ICON?! Yeah, I've heard about you... "The cheerleader that cheered right out of existence"

Wow. Can i have your autograph?

[effgeeveeree]

Storybook chic is also my thing. But we can share, that's cool.

[MoonMaskthewolf]

0:55 was that an elf reference???



[Mmunaa1]

But...Canada clubs seals.

[ilobdell]

Cute dress, it suits you.

[bocaj950]

Mandolin for the win!

[wamasakyy]

WHY TORONTO !!! Visit Montreal !!!!!!

[rlpDean]

what part of Canada are you coming to? (love the dress!!)

[ThatBookGirl]

The url for this video is feature=feedu. Where's mah candy, Danielle?

[broadout]

you tumblred that dress =)

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

In response to the bad jokes on the...whatever you were eating, on QI (British TV show) They said that jokes like that & the ones found in christmas crackers are so bad because a family/group of friends can all laugh about the badness together, whereas some good jokes exclude people because they won't get it. If a joke is bad, usually it's easily understandable & therefore brings people together, so actually it's good to have bad jokes =D Anyway - Loved this! Love you! x

[katie98ification]

@PurpleFunnyChocolate

wow... I never thought of that... that makes perfect sense, actually. I always knew that the funniness of bad jokes comes from the badness, not the joke itself, but I never thought of the whole some-people-might-not-get-a-go­od-joke part.

And I believe she was eating laffy taffy.

[21CenturyRevolution]

you need to learn how to properly say the "eh" at the end of sentences, cause apparently us americans dont say it right :P

[cadoorock]

I kinda want to meet you. But I think I'm busy that weekend. How long are you staying in Toronto?

[sobabypleasedontgo]

u looked like kirsten dunts for a minute.

[flowersalsolive]

I love your style.

[Zantaer]

Canada: America's hat.

[ANDYGLOV3R]

You should do more mandolin!! :D

[kaitlinsherry]

You're going to Toronto!? WORD?! :) I'm only 2 hours away! ♥

[firnantok]

Danielle!

You made my face hurt!

From smiling!

Thank you.

:)

[Mikeg993]

Guys get Dan Brown to go to Canada the same time as her!!! XD

[horsecrazy216]

i loveee canadaaaaa <3<3

[heyimtomato]

Good video Danielle, I liked this mixed topic style

[SkullSnax]

EXPELLIARMUS!

[tobyandjustine]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! THAT WAS INTENSE!!! :O

[Cam4Yeah]

@tobyandjustine wtf?

[blackzabbathfan]

cool, i play mandolin (kinda) too

[LegendShark]

Lol does your blanket say John Green in the background?

[PaigrRoo]

If I drank coffee, I'd totally put maple syrup in it. I know some people who put maple liquer in their coffee too. Also when you gonna be in TO?

[doorht]

you remind me alot of Allison Scagliotti, idk why.

[Tabletop18]

Come to burlington. It's about 40 minutes away from Toronto.

[maruka2123]

danielle u need to color your eyebrows into a lighter color :D love the dress!

[cantsmellica]

oh good canadian sterotypes

[GreatBritishGal]

your hair is growing on me..no srsly I've got blonde hair all over my arms :O <3

[MCPFilm]

Yes, we put maple syrup in our coffee. In absolutely everything!

[TechCuber]

I wonder what Danielle will be.

[bigguy1028]

Who loves Orange Soda?

[tiatoronto]

woot woot! comin to my hood!

[xOEHLALA]

DId you quit school or something? You're all of a sudden making so many videos

[rossexton]

This made me extremely happy :-) A great video to end my day on. I've only recently found your channel, but am so glad I did.

[Jade7272]

Ahahaha no. We don't put maple syrup in our coffee XD

And we don't say "aboot" either.

I'd say it's more like "aboat" while american's sound like... "aba-out".

I hope you enjoy Canada :)

[StrummingSally]

@jordawessome RAH RAH RAH! GO YOU!

[ninadotdotdot]

Peace to you too! :D

[LonerssayRawr]

I have six friends from Canada. They are quite fun. I asked one of them if they put maple syrup in their coffee, and they got offended. I showed them this video now we're buddies again. They don't, by the way.

[TheBoredSwede]

John Green blanket!

[YourAverageAdam]

please tell me you go "mmm" with an upward inflection every time you drink anything.

[StrummingSally]

@YourAverageAdam I do I do I do, ooo.

[StrummingSally]

@pointyears777 I know! But I need a wire cutter and I just put them on and I couldn't find the wire cutter and I'M SORRY DON'T YELL AT ME! :(

[AshesPlease]

@StrummingSally I'll add a 'bad' joke to your list :D. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar, it was tense. I'm a natural born comedian :').

[Murzamadiyev]

canadian maple syrup is the BEST! buy like gallons

[ThereWereHeroes]

lmao :D

[smashasriot]

CANADA REPRESENT!

[caesar10022]

CANADA! I unfortunately don't live there.

[ToCoolTess]

Woop Woop FIRST COMMENT, I love your new hair!!

[SuperZzoozz]

third