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  • I've been there soooooooooooooooo many frickin' times, it ain't funny.

  • He should have tried ctr w. Then he would have won... maybe not then.

  • Hitler should play the pile of shit called Civ 5. No other victories other than conquest and crazy aggressive AI with harder barbarians than Civ 4.

  • Lezpig almost had 50,000 culture yet you left it so unguarded it could be taken by barbarians...?

  • Oh my god fuck laughed so hard * except for those who suggested a culture victory *

  • I thought the combat system was based on your guys CRUSHING the first half of the enemy, then diddly fucking waiting to die to even the odds.

  • There is no worse feeling than having your gunship taken down by a guy swing around a fucking mace.

  • this is why elvis been always my cultural adviser

  • Hitler fails at spawnbusting

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Warriors have 2 strength and infantry have 20. It's EXTREMELY unlikely a barbarian would kill an infantry fortified in a city, especially if the infantry has any promos.

  • @Bei1052 It stll happens.

  • @Bei1052 By definition, improbable things happen.

  • "an empire brought down by a band of assholes in loin cloths."

    -Rome in a nutshell

  • Hitler hates Stalin so much that he's made it the German word for shit.

  • thats wat would've happened if video games cameout 70 years ago

  • At least it's better than most Metacritic reviews.

  • As usual, I agree with Hitler. Civ II had the best combat system.

  • @cotss2012 Get Civilization Revolution. It reinstates the combat system of Civ2 with ADM.

  • I like how it starts sounding like a legetimate war council

  • hi

  • This meme never gets old

  • Wait he got his ass kicked AGAIN but this time by guys with clubs

    even worse i beat the game When against 10players (me only for my team)

    And i had 5 units and i was against 40(to 45) units AND they were all surrounding me

  • das ist nicht lustig.. würdet ihr spacken deutsch können dann wäre das nicht mehr so lustig

  • hahaha very cool :D

  • this... is perfect.

  • Modern armour, vs spearmen guess who won, here's a hint it wasn't my modern armour.

  • 1:07 I, for one, am shocked. Shocked that Hitler didn't either try for a Conquest victory or destroyed the computer in a fit of rage when his in-game civilization discovered monotheism and founded Judaism.

  • @TheHeidelbergKid Excellent reply!!!! Hahahaha!!!

  • I also hate Barbarian! Stupid barbarians!!!! NEVER garrison 1 unit in the city!!!!

  • Oh my God, that was hilarious--I've had that kind of crap happen to me in Civ 4, too! Watching a medieval thug blow up my gunship by swinging his mace at it had me rolling on the floor laughing when it happened to me! Love the "assholes in loincloths" comment :-) 

  • WRONG

  • Epic, i lol'd so hard.

  • Does this scene ever wear out its usefulness?! lol

    And this version was great...very creative.

  • these hitler videos are awesome

  • @RandomEncounterFilms oops spoke too soon :P

  • Oh man this was the best I've seen lol

  • Its always those 4 retards. :D

  • Lol 666 comments

  • The best reclame for Civilization 4

  • as a german this hitler-lyrics are often so bad that it isnt funny. But on this video i really had to laugh the crap out of me :D

  • At least they fixed "spearman defeats tank" from Civ 3. Though "pikeman damages gunship" isn't much better.

  • I agree with him. The battle system is much better in civ V

  • DAMN YOU COOOMMMCAASST

  • Paris just got took over by scummy Barbarians! WTF?!

  • @Eamesam 'WTF?!' is the newest KMFDM record.

  • @RSFO KMFDM?

  • LOL. Almost like our long Freeciv games. Except our games last 6 to 12 months. :-)

  • Let's just blame it on Comcast dropping the connection... LOL...

  • @ESCTASTEC lol thats when i turn on the world editor...l

  • lol!

  • ernsthaft, dass ist einfach nur geschmacklos!

  • @Lego4KilIer ja! aber wirklich. Mit Hitler macht man keine witze!!!

  • Funny Sh*t

  • Bahahahahha, perfect! My wife could relate to this kind of outburst.

  • Had a similar reaction to a barbarian bringing down my gunship. fuck.

  • @newyears912 umm thats not even possible was ur gunship realy realy REALY low on health cuz barbarians are fucking pussies

  • @legoclonetrooper1234 it is possible because the combat system is based on percentages, not just which number is bigger than the other

  • @newyears912 oh wait Civ IV i was thinking about Civ V is it possible there too cuz i have teh game and something like dat hasnt happened so far

  • @legoclonetrooper1234 ah maybe, I cant really say because i dont have Civ 5

  • @newyears912 i suggest u get it its rly fun in my oppinion its better than Civ IV i downloaded torrented version lol

  • 0:13 Why does he say Frankfurt, but point at Berlin?

  • @eohjelle Because this is a clip from a movie, he just put captions on

  • @sirnate100 lol

  • @eohjelle

    Wrong translation. It's the original film with the original sound but english subtitles which refer to Civilization IV.

  • hahaha this situation happens to everyone, it seems the barbarians arent that random, even if you have it in low settings every once in a while you will get a barbarian attack designed to set you back as much as possible or just kill you lol

  • Do the 2 top comments have to be about trashing stalin and mao and hitler?

  • "don't worry, the combat system isn't that bad" lol :)

  • best hitler meme vid evah. god damn barbarians always multiplying like rats. u clear a hut and you uncover 3 more . . .

  • The movie is downfall...

  • @MrSimilarity

    Dann geh sterben.

  • as in what movie did they use :L

  • what movie is this?

  • @Skater2028 Downfall.

  • lol barbarian pwnage =D

  • Lawl this is clever.

  • I prefer space race victory myself o.o

  • Hahaha I love this. I too only garrison with one unit per city, but rarely do I have the patience for cultural victory...

  • He plays RISK.

  • I have to agree about the combat odds in civ 4. I once had a battleship with about a 99% chance of victory get knocked out by a goddamn galley lol. I mean seriously? The battleship wouldn't even need to fire it's guns just run the damn wood ship over.

  • @Panthiest Yep, I've had that happen, too, except I lost one to a caravel! The AI and combat systems in Civ 4 cheat like hell--one time I was technologically way ahead of everyone else and devoted all my cities to producing military units. I looked at one of my lower-scored rivals and he had a whopping 35-40 riflemen and SAM units in one city--in a small civ with no railroads and few resources!

  • Thank you for this, it helped relieve some of the anger, frustration and disapointment. Now I know why this is so cheap to download/buy, the game is a hunk of shit.

  • I always did find it strange they would put Stalin in the game but not Hitler.

  • @DontEscrowTaxes guess they didn't want to anger people, but there are always mods :D

  • What movie is this footage from?

  • @threepoint14159265

    PL - upadek

    GER - Der Untergang

    movie played in cinemas from 2004

  • I think they were all monsters and trying to compare them and deciding which one was the most cruel is quite impossible :)

  • @ghaidd1 Thanks. I actually recently made a civfanatics account.

  • Now that's some hardcore gamers!!

  • There, there Adolf Ya just have to play on an easier level that's all.

  • Ever imagine how outrageous you are when your Mechanized Infantry, Tank, and Helicopter got owned by a single archer garrisoning city on a hill ?

  • @Nggakjelas92 Had that happen, too--that's why I like to bomb and shell the hell out of them before I commit my attack force to the battle--to reduce their strength and defense. Even then, my tanks and mech inf units still get damaged in the assault!

  • In a match I played barbarians captured all 3 of Germany's cities and turned it into a barbarian state.

  • @dave19941000 What was the difference? ;-)

  • @WardancerHB One has cars.

  • Der Untergang, aka The Downfall (2004)

  • This is Inglorious Basterds right?

  • what movie

  • But infantry have 20 strength, not 10....

  • Fegelein: Hitler i wtf i was gonna win!

    Hitler: Oh, Im sorry it was comcast again

    Jodl: Sir we dont have comcast anymore, we switched to dish network last month

    Fegelein: I heard Jodl your lieing fag

    Hitler: Fuck....

  • It's hard for me not to hear what Hitler is actually saying compared to the subtitles. I have to turn it down to make it funny LOL!

  • "Don't worry. The combat isn't THAT bad" LOL

  • liked it!!awesome!!!! especially when hitler says- 'isnt your hindsight 20-fucking-20?!!!!'

  • lol i hate those barbarians, especially when plying marathon....

  • someone had gave barbarians nukes .

  • Ahh classic case of Spearman v. Tank...but Barbarian v. Infantry.

  • wasted 3 days?!? I beat this game in 3 hours!

  • @jamalthabeava They were playing online with Stalin how probably plays really slow and other dudes and probably huge earth map. You cant win it in 3 hours...

  • hahahaha!

    epic and so true!!

  • archer beating rifleman

    i know that feel bro

  • I feel your pain. Damn percentages!!!!

  • I have a German empire going right now, and the sun can't possible set on it (Earth2 map). I have most of Asia, the entire Europe, some of Northern Africa, most of Australia, and Canada and northern USA, with the southern tip of South Africa. Yeah, hitler would be jealous. I'm just pissed I can't play as Hitler. Does anyone know a mod that lets me do that?

  • @rhinnawi95 why would you want to, he was a monster what would his benifits be hmmmmm.... ethnic cleansing maybe?

  • @SuperBookworm101 Stalin and Mao are on there, and they killed more people than he did. 50 million died in Europe, with another 11 million Holocaust victims. Mao killed 80 million. Stalin killed 50-60 million. Both tried eliminating religion, too. Hitler only tricked Christians and perverted Christian teachings. Don't get me wrong, though, the guy was terrible, but his deeds aren't as bad as Stalin's and Mao's, and they're in the game. What's up with that?

  • @rhinnawi95 sorry i lost u when u said stalin and mao were worse cos they tried to get rid of all religeons. What makes christiananity so bad it deservs to be eradicated rather than other religeons. Sorry i don't want to make this a pro/anti christian fight but it had to be said. The reason hitler isn't in there is down to one simple thing. Public opinion. Hitler is well known and hated, stalin and mao, not so much in american audiences anyway. Really none of them should be in the game.

  • @SuperBookworm101 Well, if you bothered to read what I just wrote, you'd realize that slaughtering people for being religions is another thing they did wrong, and seeing as you'd like Christianity eradicated, I don't think you would be much better than they were. If you look at the numbers, they killed a lot more people than Hitler and his war in Europe did. They were definitely worse. If they're putting those two in, why not Hitler? How about Castro and Che? They were murderous thugs, too.

  • @rhinnawi95 when did i say christianity was worse. did u read what i said. I said none of them should be in game as kids could play it. and like i said it is all down to public awareness. every1 knows about hitler. no one cares about castro, stalin and mao cos the americans just think they are commies. so blame the americans for it if you want to blame someone. and by the way, if you want to do it ur way, why not have bin laden 2? he didn't kill as many as hitler.

  • @SuperBookworm101 Many people are aware of the atrocities of these communist dictators. I'd personally like to see more accurate mods for leaders we can add, though, just for the benefit of choice. I'd like to have a Reagan and a JFK choice for the US, for example.

  • @rhinnawi95 Hitler was facist, not communist. 2 TOTALLY conflicting ideals...

  • @aubster695 By "these communist dictators", I was referring to the others. And as different as these two are supposed to be, they have certainly killed a lot and caused a lot of death, destruction, and oppression.

  • @rhinnawi95 it's the jews. they are too powerful.

  • @takahashikyoko1987 Sure you might think its the Jews, but look back at WW1 and WW2, where is the blame pointed towards? Germany. Its ALWAYS Germany, Germany has always been put in a bad light. No, it isn't the Jews, just hatred towards Germans.

  • @rhinnawi95 Stalin certainly did not kill 50-60 million, and God knows where you got the 80 million for Mao! Both Stalin and Mao were paranoid authoritarian dictators, who bloody oppressed descent and imposed policies that inflicted wide spread suffering, sure. But where do people get these crazy numbers from? Even during the cold war people weren't so hysterical...

  • @Frollo84 You must be kidding, this is some sort of terrible satire isn't it? The state of education couldn't possibly be so bad as to not teach things such as what happened during the great leap forward and mass exterminations could it?

    Here's a little eye opener: Mao's incredibly misguided policies on farming and industry directly led to a famine that killed tens of millions of people. Calling it an accident doesn't work either; his actions were crazy to someone with even basic common sense.

  • @rhinnawi95 I'm with you 100%. There have been worse mad men than Hitler, and yet somehow Germany is still associated with it, and he is seen as the epitome of evil.

    Allied propaganda did it's job well, I presume?

  • @fizzypopism All too well. It's even done well when it comes to the US-Native American stuff. We're all illegals and should go back to where we came from. As for multiculturalism in Europe, it's a spectacular thing!

    Dude, the double standards we see today are complete nonsense.

  • @rhinnawi95 No one is perfect ;D

  • @eatbeavers Except for Jesus, but that's a different story. haha

  • @rhinnawi95 Are you insane? How Stalin can kill 50 000 000 peoples, if in USSR ~250 000 000? You think he can kill 20% of population? Also, Hitler killed not only jews - he also kill every people that died in WWII, because he begin war. So, Hitler kill more that 100 000 000 peoples.

  • @TovKafur

    Really look in to it, he did just about that much.

  • @CCShamrock13C Who? Stalin or Hitler?

  • @TovKafur

    Stalin

  • @CCShamrock13C So, how he can do it? I am from Russia, and I know that 1-10 mlns peoples died in GULAGs. If Stalin kills 50000000, USSR become country without population.

  • @TovKafur

    I messaged you the response

  • @rhinnawi95

    Germany is very strict about what content it allows that contains Hitler. If he had been in the game, it would have lost the German market altogether.

    That said, they COULD have released a separate Hitler-free version for Germany and allowed access to him for everyone else, but oh well.

    Also, Genghis Khan takes the cake. There were fewer people in the world and technology to commit mass murder with was less developed, so he didn't kill as many people but he was far more pure evil

  • @rhinnawi95 Well, Stalin and Mao can at least be understood in the sense that they did it for power, but same can't be said for Hitler killing Jews. Also, while the Holocaust gave no lasting benefit to the German people, Stalin and Mao are not without redeeming legacies, without Stalin's brutality, Soviet Union probably would not have achieved the level of industrialization it enjoyed in WWII, and Mao, all else aside, is the leader that united a country torn apart by a century of strife and war.

  • @rhinnawi95 You're forgetting the good deeds of Stalin and Mao. But sure they were bad people

  • @silverwar888 Everyone does good and bad things (Hitler turned Germany's economy around and brought about many technological advancements, as well as the Volkswagen cars), but in regards to people like him, those things are small compared to their purely evil deeds.

  • @rhinnawi95 Okay Mao did not kill 80 million. If Mao killed 80 million there wouldn't be anybody left! Do you even understand the scale of killing 80 million? Are you seriously retarded? Hitler tried with the best technology to wipe out Jews in the most efficient way and he only killed 6 million. China in no way would have had the men, discipline, national genocide to do that. 80 million people? Have you any idea how many people that is. That's 13 times as many Jews killed.

  • @vLinko777 If by nobody left, you mean 900,000,000 people, then there definitely wouldn't be anyone left. And Hitler killed 11 million. 6 million of them were Jews.

    And Mao killed through military and through famines that could have easily been avoided, but he sat and did nothing. After 80 million died, he finally decided to do something.

  • @rhinnawi95 Dont talk about things you don't know. The 2nd world war led to 50 million dead, through 5 years of mass war on a global scale. And you're telling my that Mao killed 80 million during the Cultural revolution?

  • @vLinko777 And starvation and military campaigns. Only an estimated 5% of China is Christians, and they number at around 67,000,000. That's just to show you how big their population really is. I'm not saying it's nothing, but at the same time, he didn't wipe out half of his population or something.

  • @vLinko777 Mao had doctors executed as "bourgeois" and replaced them janitorial staff, made algriculture so ineffcient that starvation became epidemic and other stuff, odd though these crises are so common among socialist and communist states, it's how they keep people down and themselves in power!

    Anyway here's a toast to Chairman Mao, for a job well done on the Great Leap Backwards!!!!!

  • @MasterKorinSama and your point is?? The U.S is having a Great Leap Backward and that' what matters now. What you guys talk about a long gone and there are no pure communism left in China and the irony is more and more people in the West are demanding socialism for governments to take care of them. Obama is the product of that demand.

  • @TelpPov Communism is based strongly on idealism, it ignores human nature, capitalism calls on individual talent and responsibility, rise or fall on your own two feet! Republics SHOULD be the same way!

    As for Obama, the "democracy" here in the US is a complete sham, everyone knows Washington is corrupt beyond belief but people are too lazy and shortsighted to see what's really happening, freedom is more precious than anything, even your life, why hand it to the most corrupt people on Earth?

  • @TelpPov I would outlaw political parties, all they do is cover for eachother and make deals under the table which breeds corruption. MY system would give each candidate a set amount of money and have them debate, the opinion polls will knock out the weaker candidates and leave only the top five which everyone then votes on, all elected officials recieve a salary with a bonus that reflects their job approval and if it's too low, they aren't eligible for re-election, RULE BY THE BEST FOR THE JOB

  • @vLinko777 Hey, but post WWII baby boom led to invention of rocknroll.

  • @Carthsting crazy Chinese people...

  • @vLinko777 Google the Great Leap forward. Mao's incompetency completely screwed over the chinese people, allowing millions to die of starvation because of what he ordered to be done to the country.

  • @rhinnawi95 I think Hitler is not in the game because we actually fought against him, giving him way worse connotations than Stalin or Mao even though they were worse.

  • @rhinnawi95 Jewish censorship

  • @rhinnawi95 History is writen by the victor.

  • @rhinnawi95 The biggest difference I can see is that Hitler turned it into a systematic slaughter.

  • @jwl665 And Stalin and Mao didn't? I'd much rather get the gas chambers than be starved to death while dealing with ravaging cannibals, to be honest. That's what many of the Ukrainians were reduced to, as well as the Chinese. And If I had something to say about it, that's the last thing I say about anything. I find that to be even worse.

  • @rhinnawi95 how about I would rather not end up under totalitarian rule so I won't meet the same fate as the victims under Hitler, Stalin & Mao?

  • @rhinnawi95 but since I am not part of the "Aryan Race" because I'm not pure white I think I would have a better chance of surviving under Stalin or Mao than Hitler

  • @uncleruckus714 Neither am I (I'm Levantine), but again, quick death by gas chamber over long, drawn-out death by starvation and fighting off cannibals. Plus, Mao was a nationalist. I'm just making an assumption here, but I'm sure Mao and non-Chinese don't make a good mix. As for Stalin, if you'd rather have the government control where you go, where you work, and decide that it's not worth feeding you (remember Ukraine), well, that goes back to the starvation. Plus, don't bring up race.

  • @rhinnawi95 youtubes for watching and laughing at videos not fighting about fucking political issues, it will go on and on so just stfu and move on with your life asshole.

  • @rhinnawi95 Yeah because Hitler only killed the 50 million people by gas chamber. I agree with the part about Mao and Stalin being assholes but what they did was as bad as what Hitler. Jews were tormented, killed, and tortured to death by fucking dumbfucks like Mendele. Eastern European countries fell under occupation and later exploited by the Soviet Union. Many Chinese people still have a picture of Mao in their home, while the effects of Hitler still extend.

  • @InsomniacOfTV stalin was worse... he committed atrocities against his own people. mad dog

  • @No1More1Mr1Nice1Guy1

    I guess those Jews weren't really Germans then... Oh, wait...

  • @rhinnawi95 Actually he did not "pervert" christian teachings. Christians have been persecuting jews for 1500 years. Why is it suddently bad whent he Germans do???

  • @VictumRoManius Germans were (and still are, though not as much) Christian. He did pervert them, though. We're not allowed to kill, though it's arguable when it comes to self-defense. We must also love our enemies, be tolerant, etc...

    Just because a Christian did something, it doesn't mean he was following the Word of God.

  • @rhinnawi95 There actually is a mod that features an incredibly well designed Hitler. I don't know the name, though. Just look around. It's there. Don't worry about whiners. Monster or not, Hitler existed and led a big army that affected the world. How could he not be in the game? BTW: Reagan and JFK are in the mod too, I believe.

  • @Nyah420 Awesome!!! So I just search "Civ4 _____ mod"? (_____ = Hitler, JFK, Reagan? Funny how I'm putting them together here. Haha)

    It's good to know someone actually understands here.

  • @rhinnawi95 Found it, the mod is "Rise of Mankind - A new dawn" and it's on the civfanatics site (has its own subforum). Hitler and a bunch of other leaders come in a "mega civ pack - lite version". Also on civfanatics, on the main mod's own forum. Look up the thread. Beware, lots of things might be different with that mod. :P

  • lol

  • dont blame it on comcast dick

  • what is this movie called?

  • @gato123452 downfall starring bruno ganz

  • and i thought warriors had strength of 2 and infantry 20 all this time. man, hitler sucks

  • lol this is some funny shit. 1:44 had me dying

  • i want to know what hitler has to say about civ5 it kind of screwed me over

  • Lets kill Sid Meier! Yah!!!

  • Ah Ah! He's retarded.

  • 3 days for a cultural victory ??

    Useless idiot !