Mallett's Mallet

[DJgaZman]

Overpriveleged yuppie spawn.

[missuniworld]

awkward

[carpdiem88]

why didnt he use a real mallet for this game?

[97channel]

@carpdiem88 If I were to hazard a guess, I'd say perhaps it had something to do with not wanting to cause massive injury to someone as part of a light-hearted children's game. The threat of a resulting prison sentence probably had some influence too.

[countsmyth]

That Timmy Mallet is disturbed!

[TheEverTwistedOne]

So what was Looney Leonardo acutally in? We probably shall never know :D

Mind you those two kids just seemed to be mumbling hteir way thorugh all of that. Andf is it just me or did Timmy not seem to think too much of the prize they were offering?

[fkofilee]

Notice as the game goes on... they seem to get more traumatized.. :( ... I just get a view of timmy mallett having his head bashed in by a couple of folk i saw on the JK show :)

[rochstan123]

Wow, can't believe there's 183k views; guess I'm not a sad case afterall.

[JFredUK]

They'd never get away with that, nowadays. Hitting children on the head might cause them some kind of, 'trauma', (not to mention child abuse), and Mallett and TV-am would be sued/prosecuted..(!)

Although, some of the kids of today might actually benefit from that soft Mallett, as it might knock some sense into them!

[feckingbillgates]

Win a Hit 6 LP!!!!!!

[j3ff86]

Karl Pilkington sent me here.

[jhodgski]

I think that was good.

[Edd20022]

That mallet really jars those kids!

[hero28]

1:18 = is there a bogart ?!?!?!?

[randomimpulser]

@hero28 hahaha, excellent. timmy mallet wouldve been brilliant in the films

[Smil3F0rM3]

"River." "Pond"

The only water in the forest is the river.

[matchristie]

Please bring back mallet's mallet!

[brinz018]

(Timmy Mallet) "Ridiculous"

(kid) "you"

[bidhendy]

Dammit. I wanted to see what Loony leonardo was in.

[2009lsfds]

one day all these kids are gonna find him and beat him to death with a real mallet.

[stupidjunk878]

Is he really a paedo?

[97channel]

@stupidjunk878 Don't think so. He has never been known to be linked with such criminal activity. What made you ask, anyway?

[xMegaWombat]

@stupidjunk878 Not every male that is somewhat involved with children is a paedophile. Perhaps you are thinking of Pee-wee Herman from Pee-wee's Playhouse.

[danno700]

1:25, it totally sounds like the gong sound came from her. Which makes it funnier.

[supahdupahguy81]

Kid on the left...

Boy or Girl???

I think girl but cannot say with 100% conviction....

__>>>>> the fashions of the 80's..

[wayzotoichi]

@supahdupahguy81 's a girl on the left... based on her clothes.

[26wordy]

Please dont hurt me Timmy its only a game,yes I thought that song of yours was very good, really.

[Monumentum616]

Dig that cardigan!

[123battersea]

That's true. He was filmed on someone's phone shouting all sorts of racist bile at these two KFC workers who had got his order wrong. I'm not making excuses for him but he did seem reeaallly drunk at the time. The clip was on youtube for a while but got taken down. Sure it's probably still lurking somewhere

[PVdeVSoixanteNeuf]

Not sure how true this is but he mouthed off some pretty racist stuff to a guy/girl at KFC.... Can't imagine it tho :s

[chubbylilloser85]

does any one else get the feeling the kid on the left didnt really want to be on the show..

[jiminitin86]

someone sent in a twig, and it got a mention on the show and even an appearance......wtf? and if he was in my face like that when saying stupid words in his stupid voice he would have got an 'eadbutt!!!

[jiminitin86]

someone sent in a twig, and it got a mention on the show and even an appearance......wtf?

[brandybuck1984]

Reminds me of being dressed head to toe in mismatched fluroscent garments!

[123battersea]

Used 2 luv Timmy as a kid. Really dissapointed to hear that he's become such a bitter and racist old man.

[Jeet27]

@123battersea lol what? what did he say to be labelled such?

[treenut999]

@123battersea: Really....racist? What did he say?

[DJgaZman]

Overpriveleged 80s yuppie spawn! Bastards!

[mrDeathRoller]

WOW a hit six LP wohoooo

[robthemetalhead30]

oh dear that wouldn't allow that nowadays.............too much health and safety involved.

[electronicsongsmith]

timmy mallet is Jonathan king!!!

[LORENZER2]

he  was ok but michaela was the best bit

[deepblue69uk]

@LORENZER2 Agreed. She was the hottest woman most little boys had ever seen back when...and she was cool. lol.

[liketammysaids]

BANG on the head! XP

[Debukochi]

Just horrible. Talk about a pretext to ridicule children. I just want to smack the guy. All these years later, I still feel like giving these kids a hug.

[StevenEllesmore]

@Debukochi Are you being serious?! lol

[mattblia]

How scared does she look :)

[stuartshame]

Good God! The kid's must have been abducted by the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang they look so terrified!

"Why am I here?!" Cardigan girl cries.

"For the Hit 6 LP," says Mallet the Maniac.

"But I was just shopping with my mum a minute ago!"

"Shut UP! And answer the question or your boyfriend here gets it!"

"Er...fish?" stammers cardigan girl.

"WRONG!" cries Timmy the cunt, battering the boy repeatedly.

"Stop it!" sobs Cardigan Girl. "Stop it, please...he's already dead!!!"

[GrandMasterG84]

@stuartshame You need help

[Spookykind]

lols. . Timmy Mallet in the 80s.. 90s Great progamme . and he's still doing some Wack ah day gigs ! i still got his Autograph.. lol

[joeypesci]

"Chance to win that 6 hit LP" :)

[c6gav]

I met timmy mallet once in the cia in cardiff.!! and I found him to be one off the biggest toss pots i ever have spoking to in my life..!! the one thing I did learn was to keep mems of a kids as that..!!

[jon634]

I have come across some bizarre footage of Timmy Mallet, check my channel to be amazed!

[gretteef]

The kids look terrified of him!

[PM1970]

@gretteef How funny was that springy sound effect lol

[silentbob82]

That kid had a tremendous cardigan on!!!

[MrMarkzilla]

I once had a drawing on wac-a-day.

[electronicmessiah]

timmy looks like jonathan king!

[ravenguest]

This would be banned due to health and safety now days lol. I always hated when they put the plaster on the kids, I had a plaster phobia!

[jamesjonesrocket]

these kids look so uncomfortable, what a twat timmy mallet was! great programme though

[UKGarage2step]

@jamesjonesrocket ofcourse they look uncomfortable, they had to say 'blehhhh' Hahah

[NickyLess]

Mr mallet, mr mallet! I want to go toilet!

[imbusy64]

bring him back bring him back

[diveplane]

timmy mallet ruled.

[bubb95]

Dread to think of the words today's kids would come out with!

[RichXbox360]

They'd never allow this kind of thing nowadays, too much health and safety, even being hit on the head with a foam mallet would be deemed too dangerous.

[MrJordykid8]

He's coming to my house! Lol.

[kamelion7]

My mate saw Timmy Mallett a while back and goes to him "Where's your mallett?" to which Timmy replied "Get fucked!"

[lookbacktime]

@kamelion7 -- LOL

[slitheen]

@kamelion7

I don't know why he was like that...as he's still doing the whole mallet thing, according to his website.

[crassbast]

"Can't think of a word for saucepan?!"

"What's the matter with you? Come on its easy."

And then he stares right into their faces.

He's a baad man

[jl5000]

I'm Matty and I'm 12 and I like talking ridiculously quietly whilst looking at the floor.

[HennoGarvey]

I wrote to Timmy asking to be on Wacaday back in the 80s but the arrogant little cunt never responded.

I did however get a bash on the head from his Mallet when he visited South Shields in 1990. He told all the kids to get in a line if the wanted a bash on the head from Timmy.

It was the proudest moment of my life.

[MeBenHalpin]

Used to love this show when i was younger, Timmy Mallet was just big kid at heart.

[Selfhealer22]

ha child abuse at it's finest! :D

[77EVERTONFC]

man i miss the 80's

pretty cool the extra smack for not knowing the answer.

[weatibix134]

iis that the same timmy mallet from Cactus world news?

[nedster01]

Loved this show as a kid in this day some parent would sue the arse of you for wacking their kid on the head, last i heard timmy's a voice over for in the night garden.

[LifeOnMars1981Jane]

EE-EE-BONG-DING!!!!

[MrGlenjohnson]

this is assault ! hahaha

[panderton83]

Ridiculous.......TIMMY MALLETT.......

Only kidding, loved this show growing up

[tonymontana1974]

oooooo they get a chance to win the hits 6 album i bet its on double vinyl.

[GoldenLegends]

What a couple of miserable kids

[TerryTarget]

What a prize cunt, wonder what he's doing now? Wonder what he looks like infact? Penfold i would imagine!

[97channel]

There's no excuse as to why kids telly is in the terrible state it is today. "Lack of funding." erm, how much do you reckon was spent on this little setup? Two kids on stools in a space smaller than an average cupboard and a bloke with a bit of sponge. And it was voted one of the top children's shows of all time.

[xxxKINGFROGxxx]

a few years ago i met timmy mallet's tennis coach, he said he's a miserable old git!

[SacScouse]

The prize was an LP!

[helenodonoghue]

The kids look terrified, and what the hell is the one on the left wearing? Lulz.

[shinyhunk]

@helenodonoghue

hahaha

gotta LOVE the hand knitted jumper 3 sizes to big, so she could 'grow'into it!! LOL!

[facelassbeauty]

lool love it

[TherymasterWidnes]

You wouldnt get sick of kicking fuck out of Timmy Mallet would you?

[HENRYHOBBS1]

timmy is a total nutter

[assassin296]

holy crap those kids look so uncomfortable, just to make sure, they weren't being held captive were they? lol

[MrOldtrafford10]

the lad on the left is a fag

[bigbadboynuts]

It's a girl moron - she said her name is Nicola.

[MrOldtrafford10]

@bigbadboynuts what i mean is she looks so frightend when she gets hit

[andrewt008]

"The 1 with the most bruises looses"! We used 2 play the game with a pillow instead ha!

[MrZOMBIFICATION]

@andrewt008 Wish it was 87 again. I only really watched it waiting for for transformers to be introduced.

[lookbacktime]

@MrZOMBIFICATION -- Same! Good times...

[jeffrey44]

Back in the day when they didn't bother giving the contestants microphones.

[tobermori]

lol.. . Timmy Mallett, this brings back memories of getting ready for school in the morning. All the looser got was a crap plaster with WAC written in permenent marker. Classic.

[jeffrey44]

Wasn't this on during the school holidays? What happened when you got to school and found out it was closed?

[lucidl]

what is wrong with those kids, i suppose nowadays it'd be called autism. were they even mic'd up, couldn't hear them. if they aren't gonna be enthusiastic, dont get them on!

[palaceray1974]

this is quality tv, they should bring it back!

[mrbedford]

this stuff was great, so much better than the insulting shit we get now for kids, back then in this shows era kids weren't treated like dumb idiots like they are now with presenters so patronising

[jeffrey44]

I'm sure there was crap childrens television then too, its just that we don't remember it. You only get a good show once every ten years or so.

[solcuerda]

I grew up with this madness. I dread to think what effect Mallet had on me. Legend all the same.

[poniesinashed]

I would have beaten those kids hands-down

[markoffarnborough]

Wow, look at that jumper!

[Radderz22]

Looney and leonado IN.....

....the lesbian spank inferno!

[chuuzz1]

FC Banta sucks Dick.

[ricardo000008]

err whats with the pink trousers and cardigan?

[bigytye]

blimy i ust to be up for this wen i wer a child at 7am lol sat avin my breakfast hehe happy days thers kids today wont av wot we had

[clovenhoof616]

lol this show encoraged kids up and down the uk to smash each other over the head with a hammer time well spent i say hahaha

[J4cet]

The kid on the left looks terrified.

[drlemoncobra]

i miss this so much.... tv gold.

i wish i was 12 again. =(

[RNC200707]

Used to love this

[SpudFella]

Sausage! Meat!............he was dying to say penis. lol

Oh and look at how the girl winces when Mallet sticks his face near her, nonce much?

[jtcfc]

im watching this getting angrier and angrier with these kids.

[blackpoolacer]

Great show, what fuckwit contestants!

[jollypilgrim]

I don't think I would have done any better with Timmys face that close to mine.

[walshy2103]

Your obviously NOT Irish

[walshy2103]

Your obviously your Irish

[saintfunny]

see how the one on the left cowers from mallett.

[syirvine]

"Ok next word, ridiculous" "mmmmm your shirt"

[walshy2103]

Them kids should have been given sledge hammers!

[walshy2103]

What a gobshite! Feckin eejit should be shot with a ball of his own shite! Cunty hooks!!!

[alexvegas]

I dread to think what one would do with cunty hooks.

[Soma874]

I just came to hear the mallet noise.

[TheEverTwistedOne]

God this was so addictive to watch as a kid back in the 80's. If only TV AM hadn't lost their franchise. DAMN YOU GMTV!!!!!!!!!

[TheEverTwistedOne]

Sadly I don't think we'll ever find out what Loppy Leonardo was going to do, but chances are it was going to be Timmy dressed up as the character.

[PoeticParkour]

major health and safety with that shirt he is wearing

[novarealm]

Hmm, not quite as much of a laugh as I remember...

[xenepp]

Yeah seems a bit mundane now doesn't it!

[billyconnearly]

My band "HIt The Roof" backed Timmy in Summer Season 1995 at Butlins We hit him in the face with 4...yes 4 water pistols at once!!!!! I thank you!!!

[flemwad]

Annoying little bastard..the kids looked like they would rather be at the dentist

[BronzenRevolver]

I know, what a tit.

he obviously has adhd or something.

[madbadJim]

jesus, I would get up on a Saturday if this was on now.

Its weird Timmy!! wouldnt be allowed nowadays just because he interacts so much with yonng people.

interaction with 'young people' was made illegal in 1994.

[andrewwpwhite1978]

@madbadJim I thought it was made illegal in 1993?

[bigragoo]

really wanna know what Looney Leonardo was in....

[NateSean]

He's clearly scaring these kids.

[mentaroose]

He's a bit close to them ...

[Scottishgal78]

How come Timmy Mallett sound like he's on helium in this clip? lol

[jflan92]

Timmy Mallett looks so gay the way he's dressed.

Jesus I remember how much I hated that idiotic twunt way back in the 80s. Set my teeth on edge while watching him with my nephews.

I'd love to hit him with a real life mallet some day...

[mrsjudelaw]

twunt!lol love it :)

[domparis1978]

Miserable kids!

I'd have loved to be on that. If he started a game with me with the word ridiculous, I'd say 'Timmy Mallet'!!

[Raskolnikov32]

no way is that kid 12. i'm 30 and he looks older than me.

[paytondeasy]

and he gets his arse kicked off a 5 year old haha!

[Tozzywozzy]

He reminds me of my doctor lol

[kjo78]

nice cardigan!

[christopherfrost]

OUCH - now I know why my dad hated me watching this as a child. Nowadays this wouldn't even be fun for 5 year-olds.

[Lauraloos1981]

hit fucking six??

[amybabydoll69]

I loved this at the time but now watching it it seems so incredbly boring! Nevertheless me and my brothers used to play this all the time.

[emilytodd28]

The real genuine fear on the kids faces is priceless but are they just scared of the mallet????

[madhobbit]

i remembering hating him as a kid watching this LOL

[nord10]

TIMMY MALLET CAN I GO TO THE TOILET!!

[xxxKINGFROGxxx]

where the niggaz at?!

[eyquem21]

I felt like this was just last years tv I love it that much and remember too.

[hammyandbobo]

That is funny!

[TimmyandDavid]

TIMMYY MALLETT is Tv gold he toataly rocks and should carry on beating peeps with his Mallett!!!:)

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

I have no idea why so many people slag off Timmy Malet. I have so many fond memories of wacaday from being a kid, mallets mallet and pinky punky etc. Why is this? Because he was a fucking good kids TV presenter and knew what we wanted. It is so easy to slag him off now but there are many like me who love him for the iconic entertainment of the era that he provided for us.

[matjohnroe]

At 1:20 "Ridiculous" - Boy looks apologetically at Timmy Mallet. Enough said son... you win.

[ellenator16245]

i met him and got his signature yesterday!

[PortableOperations]

Timmy Mallet Is a Leg end

[enochpowellnickgriff]

You can tell this is from the 80's. Now-a-days there would be at least 3 blacks in the picture at all times.

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

You're n ot racist at all.

[enochpowellnickgriff]

Everyone must have been racist in the 80's then?

The definition of a racist is someone who believes their race is Superior than any other. I'm talking about the Marxist social engineering / brainwashing that has infested children TV, like a politically correct cancer. Postman pat now has the "singh's" living next door for crying out lound!

[VengaboysRbackINtown]

Yeah I saw a bit of that the other day (Postman Pat), made me chuckle.

[davedave84]

bet the price of house has dropped then

[aaronb01]

blacks?

[jamesjonesrocket]

@enochpowellnickgriff you twat.

[gjhsdjhd]

timmy mallet is a spasdick and is really annoying.what a waste of time. 1 min 53 secs of my life wasted watching this crazy shit

[sl0ppyunited]

ur a spasdick cos u watched the entire vid before u realised u didnt like it !

[mysteriouskazakh]

Lol, morning tv fails nowadays XD

[Daz1179]

Who is this Prat!!!! If this was back in the 80's it can stay there!!! I have never seem him before.

DA

[hiphopdippy]

he wudnt get away with hitting kids nowadays, id like to see him locked up though

[Kiel297]

OMG, I enjoy watching Timmy Mallet but honestly if I were one of those kids I honestly would have shouted "WOULD YOU STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT FUCKING MALLET YOU TWAT!" I would have been so annoyed by him.

[davil005]

i wouldve taken the mallet off him and beat him to death with it...before sticking on a tv show with a bunch of no bodies and make him eat penis cocktails

[figit9]

lol timmy mallet is funny