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  • Funny how they were playing Jamaican music at the beginning -....-

  • real funny but if the remote is close enough then its eazy enough to reach i allways wanted a dog

  • hahahahhahahha best part 4:45-4:51 hahahahaa

  • omigod, this is hilarious! My boyfriend is West African and I can forsee this being my future, him giving our children headaches! But I wouldn't trade him in for anything : )

  • wow foul cranky angry people if your portrayal is any indication

  • Kill my uncle be doing. Tht when he see the dog

  • A-A-A-A-A-A-DOMINOES!!!!!!!

    ROFLMAO!

  • This is my life in a video.

  • Lol

  • WHEA AH YOUU? LOL sounds EXACTLY like my father

  • ahhh come here get out of my house ! come here ! get out og my house !! lool

  • i see my dad in this video

  • U don't have de swagga lol

  • Racist and unacceptable. The only reason why I "liked" it is because it's factual.

  • @SislerPianoPlaya wat the racism in it ??? dnt say stupidities

  • THIS IS THE ONEEEEE! LOOOL "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD". AH MATE, THIS IS THE TRUTH!

  • "you only got 95% what happened to the other 5%!?!!!!" LMAO

    "You think you American? SHUT UP!"

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo omg to real

  • yo my dad will be watching the bachlor or something with gay people and he'll keep shaking his head and doing that sound with his mouth were you can tell their pissed!!

  • sahn i'll be sleeping and my mom will call me to get the phone that's TWO FUCKING FEET AWAY, OR WATER OR THE REMOTE OR SOME SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • 3:20

    "Ah-hanhh, I've bin weytin for you!!"

    Ah-hanhh is probably the funniest word, phrase, grunt whatever u want to call it, in the human language. Its so versatile.

  • @mini8993 .....The song is called Murder She Wrote

  • does any1 know the name of the song playing in the beginning of the video??? I forgot! I really like it =)

  • my mom and dad say tht but they dont do tht salt one and tht phone one but my mom just comes from upstairs then she says i should get her bag or phone from upstairs

  • Nigerian parents never know what they want! he said where have you been? shut up!! what time is it? shut up! Ahh, just like my mom and dad:) (them attacking their kids with a shoe actually happens, had some bad experiences)

  • LMFAO the bit jusy before the bloopers hes all like GET OUT OF MY HOUSE EH WHERE AE YOU GOING COME BACK....GET OUT OF MY HOUSE omg im dying

  • reminds me of my dad he is nigerian just like the dude in the vid

  • this is your dad, i have called you several times and you have yet to pick up the phone. call me... NO shit really?..lol African parents~!

  • 3:20 HAHAHAH, nailed it!

    "I BEEN WAITIN FOR YOU.. GET THE HELL OUTTA M-- THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU"

  • Did u hear him say "EH!" at the beginning? Hahahahaha

  • get out my house im crying

  • haha, i thought it was just my parents who do this, calling you just to pass something thats 10 cm away :D

  • lmao!!! i literally have a headache from laughter. its sooooo crazy how we all went through the same exact things growing up. !

  • I'M EAST AFRICAN AND I CAN RELATE TO THIS! IT'S NOT JUST A WEST AFRICAN THING PEOPLE!

  • "nonsense cap" AHAHAHAAHAHA

  • West African.

  • stupid obama...

  • OMG!!! I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!!! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS U GUYS SHOULD KEEP IT UP.

  • shuttttt upppp!!!

  • this is soooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaad! sorry u floped!

  • Hahahah soo true

  • 2:10 O! Whos dog is dis..LMFAO..

  • this is west african parents 100% lool

  • HOLY SHIT THIS IS TWOOOOOOOOOOO FUNYY!

  • What kind of a name is a A AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH Dominoes?

  • LOL! Come here! Get out of my house! Come here! Get out of my house! HA HA HA HA HA!

  • hahaha i LOVE it....i swear all african parents b on dat same shit #teamYORUBA

  • OMG i was cracking up the whole time!! Ehhyaaa if our parents saw this video na lol!!! So true!

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whatt is diss? beanie...u tink u americann? i will not have dis in my house! u dont have dee swagga!!!!! and lmfao @ 3:39

  • MOhammmmmmmmmmmmmmmadd

  • lol ahhhhh ahhh who dog is this lmao!!!!

  • lmfaoooo 

  • I LOVE AFRICA :) <3 <3 lets show some love instead of bitterness.

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  • i have called you many times, pick up the phone, this is your father... just like my dad

  • Cant get sick of this video!!! :D

  • i think their ivorian but dis shit is so true espically on calling ppl to get stuf dats right in front of dem and that thinkn were americanized lol

    

  • lmao. this the only video out of all the "sh** ppl say" videos where i can relate 100%. and these are things both of my parents have done. I have to show this to my mom.lol.

    Follow me on twitter @msdesiree_s

  • XD I laughed so hard, at 3:45 I actually fell of my chair laughing.

  • @evildeathmonkey1 LOL! Me too!

    This was too funny though, this was too true. Love how they always ask rhetorical questions and then tell you to shut up when you're about to answer!! Made me laugh soo much XD

  • LMFAO

  • Where are you coming from??

  • This is sooo true!!

  • the phone bit ; the door pit &the get me the remote bit are on point but the accents are not on point the guy that was in the kitched most of the time had it sumtimes oh yeah & when he was like "get out of my house ; come here ; get out of my house ;come here" lool that was on point but only thing that flopped was its not get out of my house its get out of my sight (y)

  • 2:23 "i have called you several times..." if i had a dollar every time my dad has done this!

  • i've been waiting for you! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

  • come here, get out of my house! Come here, get out of my house! coome here, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 

  • they sound just lyke my grandfather......where have u been?I wa.. shut up, do u kno wat time it is? its...shut up...no tyme for u to answer at all...are u a drug dealer.....u think u an American......

  • thats my dad right there! not even kidding..

  • OMG they were getting it at the end. Everytime i watch that i smile. lol

  • LOL WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DOMINOS!

  • Whats with the Jamaican intro song? Lol

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­

  • so true for a somails

  • That was on point y'all sounded lik real Africans lol

  • lmfao

  • WUT IS DIS SUP?

  • "get out of my house!"

    "come back.."

    get out of my house!!!!"

  • hahahahahahahahaha come here!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! come here!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! come here!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSEEE!!!

  • 1:30 black people would NEVER SAY THAT, they'd just get arrested

  • WHE HAAV U BEEEN,.. ive. SHOTIOP WATAAM IS IIT, uhh. .. SHOTIOP

  • omgness this is the BEST.

  • omfg my dad is african

  • This is West African parents. East African Parents and North African parents are wayyyy different.

  • @scooby172 yes, but i seen similarities between west, east, and north african parents. i have seen north african parents not being as harsh on their kids, my mom is west african, what about you?

  • @scooby172 u forgot southern african parents, there's still some similarities tho...

  • @scooby172 I'm east african and my parents are exactlyyyy like this.

  • @scooby172 what about Southern African parents... there is a South part of Africa, but yeah, we dont speak like that too (Southern Africans)

  • @scooby172 , all African parents have their levels of insanity, i dont care how different you think they are, African parents have more similarities than differences.

  • @JoStylin Very True!!

  • @JoStylin West Africans think that everyone in Africa acts the same. Maybe you can say they have a few but for a fact I know they are totally different. lol.

  • @scooby172 , Your comment sounds more like you have something against west Africans, I have seen videos made by Eastt Africans that put titles such as African this..African that..and no one complains. P.S This video is for laughter purposes....not your political anti West African views..who cares.

  • @JoStylin I don't have anything against them. lol.

  • @scooby172 in what way haha wtf they're still funny, rude without remorse & say similar shit.. MOVE

  • @scooby172

    Yeah. A wayyyy different kind of African.

  • this is fucking hilarious! well done

  • 3:42 lmfao

  • loooooooool this is hilarious

  • 3:20 "eh heeeehhhh" hahaha that expression haha. "And your homework self..."

  • The entire video was so funny, but 3:40 was simply HILARIOUS!!!!

  • awesome!! i'm Kenyan but i can still relate haha!!

  • @barbarajebet same here !

  • Lmfao at 3:10... EXACTLY what my dad does hand motion & everything lol

  • great acting emeka.

    major props...stay up.

  • so true haha

  • when I do something bad my mom follows me in the washroom then locks the door then beats the comes out like nothing happens. Carribean parents motto is "BEAT FIRST ASK QUESTIONS LATER"

  • I love to see the cultural similarities I'm Jamaican and my parents are the same no dogs and come here...plus the sneaking back in the house and getting ninja attacked ...hilarious

  • "PASS ME THE REMOTE!" My mom does that ALL the time :D

  • plz tell me wht the song is called?

  • @XXibiza check under the like/dislike bar

  • FUCK ANYONE ESPECIALLY AN AFRICAN WHO COMES HERE WITH THEIR 'MY COUNTRY IS BETTER' POLITICAL BULLSHIT!!these brothers are doing their best to entertain & show all us Africans that we all DO have alot in common, why else would they name the video 'shit AFRICAN parents say' instead of 'shit Nigerian parents say' or Kenyan or whatever?!& YOU FUCKERS WANNA COME HERE WITH YOUR FUCKING ETHNOCENTRISM!!tsk & you wonder why our continent is fucked up..go to hell if you just cant enjoy the fuckin video!

  • @TheBonitaapplebum spoken like a true cultural anthropologist.

  • give me the salt

  • The reason to all the slaving us african kids have to do for our parents is the same for all..."I helped my parents when I was your age"...lool

  • my pops is far from being a dog-lover too lol. haters "where have you been"?? i dont feel like our culture is depreciated at all. if anything, i think this clip elevates it. give us some more!

  • Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo who are you ?

  • lmboooooooooooooo @ 2:26...my v-mail and text inbox is full with those same messages

  • Only thing missing - "Oh, so you think you are American/Brit eh? My friend, I will ship you back home!" lol. Good vid!

  • LOOOOOOOOLLLL @ THE DOG PARTTT

  • An African man cooking?????? O_o ;)

  • @koviebiakolo It's possible.

    xD

  • Too funnyy

  • If you're so much more educated & POLISHED, why the fuck u keep responding?? Lesson?! Colorful language? Wtf? Who the hell are YOU? Bitch do YOU & i.mma do ME. Now seriously, go on a 10 mile run & find a life while you're out there

  • @africanbeauty84-seriously, stfu!!!!

  • Might need to change the title because this video looks more like Shit African GAY Parents Say.

  • How did this become Kenya vs. Nigeria??

    This is FUNNY!!! Keep it like that. Why does it always have to come back to politics. Clearly we see their west africans. No need to point it out. You don't feel like your parents do that GREEEEEEEAT for you. You missed out. I feel like every parent does this, no matter the race or the educational back ground, its the accent that makes it seem different.

    ONE LOVE. :) 

  • One problem...NO AFRICAN PARENT WOULD EVER SAY AN UNKIND WORD ABOUT OBAMA

  • Who u think u r beanie sigel looooooool.

    Best vid guys. nice

  • what kind of name is "ah ah aha dominoos"

  • my dad is from zimbabwe and does some of this, this is hularious

  • I didn't insult Kenyans to begin with. All I said was this video is obviously Nigerian & if u weren't raised this way-fine. YOU started in on how your parents polished & educated so they don't treat you this way. So, our parents are not??? My mom has a college degree & is an AKA & still put her foot in my ass when I needed it, same for my Nigerian STEPFATHER, who's been in my life since I was 4 yrs old. You arrogant, raggedy heifer!

  • @Carameldoll85 WOOOOW! You make an opinion on YOUTUBE and you're given an autobiography, and here I am buying autobiographies in book stores. I guess you lost sleep thinking of this comment. Well this arrogant, raggedy heifer doesn't care less. My self esteem is far greater to insult a STRANGER and I won't explain myself to you.

  • If you have such great self esteem, FUCKIN WHOOP DEE DOO! Seriously, STOP responding to me. I'm not the only one that has made comments about your arrogance & WHINING. Take that polished Kenyan upbringing & fuck OFF.

  • @Carameldoll85 awwwww is baby crying? did I hurt baby's feelings? I'm sarcastic, here's a lesson when you READ an OPINION just leave it. Don't start things if you are prepared to get worked up about small things. Not once have I insulted you, because I didn't agree with that this is funny it shouldn't bother me. Oh colourful language does your mother know you speak to strangers like this?

  • Proud to be African (Eritrean)!

  • @testicfy nobody knows where that shitty country is you faggot bitch

  • What kind of name is uh uh uh dominos. LMAO, i had tears in my eyes this is so funny

  • Anyone from Nigeria or even West Africa truly knows what Akata means. Africans (Westernized Africans) that have never set foot in Africa might have added their little own twist too the word but if you're from Nigeria you will know what Akata means. It's not really an insult. It depends on who you are and how bad you take it. Stop crying.

  • CAN YOU GUYS STOP WITH THIS ARGUMENT OVER WHAT AKATA MEAN OR WHAT IT DOESNT MEAN!(Because you clearly don't know what it mean) Akata is a yoruba word, I am a yoruba girl so im going to clear up some things. Akata means " A cat that does not live at home" it is used to describe african americans since they are black people who don't live in the continent of africa. It doesn't have a negative connotation, its not suppose to have a negative connotation unless you say it like " You stupid akata".

  • @Oyinda4lfe Thank you my dear!!!!!! Thanks for clearing that up for me and the others as well. God Bless :)

  • This video was not meant to be some serious retrospective on African parenting. We clearly made it outrageous and over the top for comedic purposes and to poke fun at ourselves. So all you self righteous "My parents didn't do that boo hoo" cry baby ass bitches need to just chill out. It's not that serious.

    P.S. STFU

    Thank You :)

    Yours Truly @momoney408

  • @momoney408 Minus the "b*tch"... PREACH!!

  • @momoney408 don't sweat those softies bro this is parenting!!

  • @momoney408 amen...ionno bout over the top tho this shit is on-point in my family lmfao

  • pass me the remote lmao never gets old

  • FUNNY AS HELL

    viva africans

  • @krazygiggitygoo24 Look, over time Akata has become an insult regardless of what ya'll say it means. My father nor his family has EVER referred to my mom or us using the term & my mom is black. The only time I've heard it used is when referring to the NEGATIVE characteristics of black americans. So say what u want, but I'm telling you for your own safety, to not go around addressing blacks as Akata, because most WILL take offence & such actions may get you hurt or god forbid, possibly killed.

  • @Carameldoll85 LMAOO!!!!! wow!!! yea ok...smh

  • @africanbeauty84-refer to @MickJagoffable! When most people think of Kenyans......well, they don't! Barack's FATHER was Kenyan. Barack is African American & identifies himself as so, even though he was raised by a WHITE woman in Detroit. Where do you see any Kenyan things about him???

  • YOU THINK YOU A-MELICAN?!

  • I swear to god that this happens all the time. THE REMOTE. (and typically its the other satellite remote) and pass the phone when its 2 inches away from their fingertips. And the non-sense: - COME HERE, GET OUT OF MA HOUSE. :) True africans SO PROUD!!!

  • I am so mad at how true this shit is omggg

  • Pass him the remote!!!!

  • My mom just asked me to go pick up the house phone. She is literally 3 inches from it. D@mn! The first thing I thought of was this video. It's very accurate!

  • @AsSeenOnTV0893

    not true! all arabs have delt with that too! :)

  • i like how it's an african video with jamaican music at the beginning

  • @2exclusive4u2see Where the F*** you think jamaicans came from?

  • @momoney408 FK outta here nigga don't talk to me like that.. And i'm saying that it's two different culture just cause the ancestry is from africa doesn't mean anything. Thats like saying cause i'm Jamaican i'm gonna understand any african language

  • lol the dog looks soo scared

  • @atrain1121-it may not necessarily be synonymous with the n word but it my mind it might as well be. To me its just another term separating people of color. In the eyes of every other race, we are ALL black as hell. They don't differentiate between nationality & culture.

  • @atrain1121-really though?! Akata is a term Africans use against African Americans. I know what the fuck it means. Plus i just watched a doc on how blacks here don't really know their history & this shit came up. In fact there's a scene in Sugar Hill where these africans call Wesley Snipes & his associates Akata & thought he didn't know what it meant. Shit got real!

  • COME HERE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! COME HERE! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! EH!

  • @BlacKeyEntertainment story of my life

  • the salt is right here ah! you don't see it! give me the salt! had me dying fuckin hell my dude

  • you nigerians are sexy AND FUNNY :D

  • Akata is NOT something to brag about, especially considering some people watching this may only be HALF nigerian. Why don't u just flat out say NIGGER?