Introducing Dos Equis

[MaddogC96]

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee faint at the sight of his beard

[Sk3L370R]

He "won" more times than Charlie Sheen.

He pees with no hands, and leaves the toilet seat dry.

He once slammed a revolving door.

I never drink beer, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@Sk3L370R Yes, but it's probably not a good idea to put "Charlie Sheen" "Toilet" and "Pee" in a commercial where they WANT you to drink the product.

[robertokareoki]

I don´t always drink beer, but when I do I perfer... Kronenburg 1664

[Nintendo342cp]

no offence but the blood smells like colonge part is kinda stupid weird and gross

[Back2DaFuture98]

8 people dont perfer Dos Equis . Go fuck yourself my friend

[TheAwkwordPair]

i dont always dirnk beer, but when i do i get drunk drive home killing almost everyone on the road for reckless driving then beat my wife and once was sentenced to life in prison... i am... the worst guy in my country.... stay sober my friends...

[STUFFYOURTACOS]

I want to meet this guy

[flupoop]

ALPHA AS FUCK!

[ionshade3]

@flupoop Yes bro! That guy is genetically different!

[Logoseum]

With a stroke of his beard, can render women defenseless.

[rbrintont823]

well who the hell is he?

[legmaker50]

I don't ever drink beer, but when I did, it trashed my liver. Stay thirsty my friends.

[WaTeRpOoPfArT]

Dos X vs Chuck Norris

[Edyledyl]

Narrator:He once killed a whale with his penis

[Slambertmilam11]

I don't always copy the top comments, but when I do, I am uncreative about it.

[kevdog1298]

I dont always watch videos but when i do, i prefer this video.

[Wierdperson31]

His GPS asks him for directions.

[dks11000]

i don't always watch porn, but when i do  i prefer Youjizz

[targetbuddy565]

@XthegreatwhyX except some of the things he does are ACTUALLY TRUE

[leontypaguy6]

sad that the beer sucks.

[luiso2k11]

He ones vomited on a girl and she apologized to him. he is the most interesting men on the world

[XthegreatwhyX]

That's so lame, they're just recycling old Chuck Norris facts.

[leontypaguy6]

@XthegreatwhyX so lame that people still think chuck norris is god.

[XthegreatwhyX]

@leontypaguy6 Hahaha! I don't think anybobody really took Chuck Norris Facts seriously. Ever :D

[Iriatv]

“If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.”

[mrthatwhit3guy]

His hairline never receades, only his prostate cancer.

[kmplicsw]

When people die they go to him

[ThEc00lEr]

dear santa........

[MrKdawn]

jesus preys to him

[xabierinfo]

@MrKdawn Amen, haha

[AX3T]

The father of chuck norris

[lgbm777]

The most interesting commercial in the world...............stay thirsty my friends........

[invadr1]

He once pulled over a police car and gave them a ticket.

[sonjai159]

girls dont make him hard he commands his dick to be

[cdgies]

Please remove this garbage from the TV!

[HaggardNaggar]

@cdgies Are you being sarcastic or do you just lack a sense of humor?

[cdgies]

@HaggardNaggar I have a great sense of humor (love Monty Pynthon stuff), I just don't have patience for stupidity and I am just getting very tired of suggestion that only the very cool drink this stuff when in reality only the very stupid do. Because only the very stupid would believe this line of garbage in the first place. It's like the "Are you In? or Out" beer commercials we should all be bums and do nothing but party because only the alcoholics of this world are really cool people.

[HaggardNaggar]

@cdgies LoL great answer, but I don't think commercials are meant to be taken that literally. It's not saying "if you drink this beer you will be the most interesting man in the world," it's just a humorous way to sell a product. And if you ask me that's a hell of a lot better than some of the crap commercials they've got on TV.

[cdgies]

@HaggardNaggar No actually these beer commercials leave the bad taste of arrogance in my mouth, now if you want funny lets talk about the Subaru commercials with the Sumo wrestlers :)

[HaggardNaggar]

@cdgies Well you've settled it friendo, you have a very different sense of humor than I.

[Mohovista]

Chuck norris can kill you with his bare fists.

Dos equis dude can charm

Chuck norris into killing you with a lubricate dildo and a bear trap

[MikeNekta]

That is a cool beard.

[RLTW666]

His blood may smell like cologne. But he never bleeds.

[MiddleFingerHigh22]

He can find furniture in the dark..... using only his toes

[eyeinsee]

Bears have a hug named after him

[shagworth]

REST IN PEACE JONATHAN GOLDSMITH!

[darrinbaker00]

@shagworth This Jonathan Goldsmith is still very much alive, my friend.

[Dieselfeel]

i love the "do not attempt" when he's freeing the bear. You know our literacy rate is fucked up when we need to tell people not to fuck around with large predators.

[THRILLHOUSE85]

@Dieselfeel no kidding. i thought it might be a joke at first, but, well... it's probably not.

[kmikl]

@Dieselfeel I'd delete that... Seriously, if you NEED to be told not to screw around with a large predator, you probably SHOULD screw around with them so the dumb-ass gene doesn't get passed down.

People like that aren't likely to produce something useful like the cure for cancer, or a meaningful mid-east peace agreement any way.

[wranglethewoodpecker]

@Dieselfeel what does that have to do with literacy?

[Dieselfeel]

@wranglethewoodpecker someone that would play with a bear most likely is not the most literate person, I'm stereotyping but I believe you would find a common trend among illiterate people to do dumber things.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

@wranglethewoodpecker People who dont read are usually stupid.

[mistressofaminer]

When girlfriends leave him, he must make a report to the census bureau.

[allitheredraider]

7 people don't like dos equis.

[christianz2010]

@allitheredraider k thanks for the heads up

[reaver810]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and kids savagely.

[EnCalienteFilms]

His blood smells like cologne.

[ishtarg8]

Check out the "Do not attempt" disclaimer on the scene where he's freeing the bear. Gives you some idea of the intelligence they assume in their customers.

[picaticatara]

he can light a match on a moist sponge.

[bigsuge79]

I love this commerical a lot

[kabuto9469]

so what happens if him and chuck Norris get into it .... A black hole....anyone know

[rsohnARMY]

He does not watch porn, the porn watches him.

[castingtherunes]

His roar scares hyenas AND lions away from HIS carcass.

[APhAStjohns]

inspired us to create a commercial of our own (available at our youtube channel)

[Joeyland]

best ad campaign ever

[MathLessonsForFree]

He's seen the other side of infinity...and then came back in a day!

[Ramen117]

Lol at 0:15 it says do not attempt

[TheHiLiteShow7]

fuckin love this guy lol

[n0vaflar3]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I beat my wife and children.

[chaoticthesis]

@n0vaflar3 funniest line ever

[adminoperator]

If he fought Chuck Norris, he would tie, just so he didnt have to kick his arse.

[mkoo]

Zero divides by him

[dan71893]

Bp couldn't stop the oil spill, until he asked them too

[OriginalRecords2009]

i would pay to see chuck and him in a fight

[tetw34]

i dont always imitate "the most interesting man in the world" but when i do i drink Dos Equis.

[leetek]

wow

[leetek]

wow

[Sethietoes12]

I don't always listen to podcasts... but when I do... I prefer The Instance...

[checkfoldcallraise]

he can read the text image when leaving several comments on youtube. he even knows the definitions. he is the most interesting man in the world.

[mandunya]

I don't always like drinking, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends.

[hottgrape]

wow he is sooo hot

[foolaloof]

worshipers apply his sweat....only to the soul....only to the soul....apply only to the soul

[KansrGraff]

stay thirsty! what a dick!

[aatucagg]

Women with headaches are willing to wait in long lines just to have sex with him.

[DaKing522RS]

Is this guy going to ever be in a competition with Chuck Norris?

[keywolf23]

@DaKing522RS Have you ever divided by zero? yea, didnt think so.

[TheTallMan35]

He was born in a barrel of butcher knives Shot in the ass with two Colt .45s He once cooked a whale in just under a day Walked from Fairbanks to Vancouver and threw the bones away He once rode a bald eagle a million feet in the air Stepped off and did the Macarena while up there Yes he is the player of all players and the mack of all macks Gave a headache to Exedrin and knocked the shit out of Ex Lax! He is the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends.

[vincerashaad]

His Perisian Escorts Beat Themselves When They Cum Up SHort With His Money

[DavesLife100]

He has the most friends on Facebook and twitter. He has flown to the moon and built a Dunkin Donuts. He once took a tree down with his bear hands He Is the most interesting man in the wold. Stay thirsty my friends

[themelshow]

He once pull someones finger, and the person never fart it..

[xxxgenkui716xxx]

he once had a staring contest with a photograph, and won

[FreakAlert2008]

@xxxgenkui716xxx lmao

[xXSimplyRavishingXx]

Chuck Norris comes to him for advice.

He is the only man who can pity Mr. T.

He once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

[ultfight75]

I dont always drink beer but when I do I drink Dos Equis or whatever is on sale.

[101feven101]

when this was on tv i didn't really catch much except for the catchphrase "i don't always drink beer, but when i do i prefer dos equis" and "stay thirsty my friends" i try to switch off my brain when commercials come on tv

[Blueblur720]

he trained chuck norris.

and jesus

[MattDLD333]

Does anyone agree that these commercials seem like a bunch of Wes Anderson style 30 second movies?

[katey1dog]

Once, in a burning desert, he was offered a cold Pabst. He pointedly turned it down.

Stay thirsty my friends. 

[stig422]

he won against Kasparov under the time clock

[Knightphall]

He is the one who trained Chuck Norris.

He is able to defeat the Los Angeles Lakers, all by himself.

He played a Bullet Hell game, and found it to be too easy.

[FullMagAirsoft]

He once won a wrestling match... against a gorilla.

He once ate a cake... just because he felt like it.

Chuck Norris writes jokes about HIM.

He is... the most interesting man in the world.

"I don't always star in commercials, but when i do, i prefer this one. Stat watching my friends"

[SomeGreenTea]

He knows the last digit of Pi and shared it with only one other person, Chuck Norris.

[faun42006]

he was once an ugly young man, now he's an ugly old geezer.

[Matumbay]

This guy is a fuckin pimp! He's sooo interesting.

[TeddyFabulous1]

He's always right,

He thought he was wrong once,

Turns out he was mistaken

[Tedafire]

@TeddyFabulous1 But wouldn't that mean he was wrong by saying he was wrong when he was actually not?

[chiliwilli22]

@TeddyFabulous1 

[ephelduath606]

I don't always watch commercials. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

[HaoSci]

Wait, are those two Asian ladies wearing clothes in different colors in this ad? In another ad, I saw both of them are in pure white.

[doublejax]

He sometimes visits burning volvanos... just to light his cigars.

He once played warcraft... just so he can find-out what hell was like!

[triplemm247]

He once had a staring contest with the sun and won.

He once won a game of connect four in 3 moves! He is simply the most interesting man in the world!

[fspipe10]

when he was born, he slapped the doctor... then got the nurses phone number.

He is the most interesting man in the world

[YourBestDroog]

he once had an awkward moment... just to see how it feels

[Nitetripper1965]

He once starred as the title role in the movie Zardoz, as himself.

[ciubiu]

Had he been the most interesting man in the world he wouldn't take part in a commercial, would he?

[JelaniDorrello]

I want to grow up to be this guy.

[aeroces7]

He unleashed the bear that chuck norris fought

[noguhd06]

"On occasion, he doubts hiself...so OTHERS could fit in"

"HE would have been president....if he had gotten "tails""

[noguhd06]

"He woke up from a dream once......the dream got upset"

"When he was born....he delivered himself"

[1113showtime]

He can speak french in russian because yes he is that interesting

[wedidntstartthefire1]

he once added arsonic to his soup because he ran out of salt

[Zhorellski]

He revolution how old dirty man get's young checks by buying them..

And more importantly!! He changes his diapers w/o a help of a nurse!

[vdven]

Fidel arm-wrestling Batista's henchmen 0:10

[sarzamineiran]

ahahah!

[bpaent]

He didn't just taste fear, he ordered seconds.

[heuvel15]

He really is the most interesting man...you should watch my video i made for the most interesting man on my page.

[BBonidacci]

Dude Your video is awesome. They should make it

[ripperduck]

He once pulled a magician out of his hat....

[dougdabandit2003]

chuck norris or this guys,hmmm.....

[luigirules7]

Dizzy Wallin?

[Soda7777777]

All women want him, and all men want to be him.

[Survivorguy74800]

Your not right. My nightmare is: I will be like this man.

[ncphillips19]

Yes.

I want to be him.

[thegov1020]

even 007 says stay thirsty my friends

[ripperduck]

Bigfoot got lost in his back hair....

[SelBlock8]

what is the background music called?

[The7legacy]

He is so COOL & SOPHISTICATED!!!!!!

[blindreaper21]

in the black and white pictures he looks like Young Fidel Castro!

[saylean]

Stay thirsty my friends...

Awesome~

[CovertLeader]

this site can"rawdog" itself

[laughingmandude]

I don't always comment on YouTube videos, but when I do I drink Dos Equis.

[chiliwilli22]

@laughingmandude nice one bro i like that one haahahhahahaha!!!!

[Evan22c]

@laughingmandude probably the best comment on youtube...hilarous

[urameshi1022]

i heard this on the radio but cant find commercial:

he's often stopped by the police and questioned, simply because they find him so interesting

[slvanlae1]

He once took a year off to count his accomplishments but only made it half way through the list.

[edwordiard]

hahahahaha

[NewYorkInfo]

When a black cat crosses his path, it's bad luck- for the cat. He's so full of life that when Dracula bit him, he died of an overdose. He doesn't blow out candles. The flames just faint when he winks at them. He is... The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[Alejounoloco]

"His sweat has been bottled, fermented, and made into cognac."

"His first apprentice, was Sean Connery."

"He discovered the precious herb, from the depths of the amazon jungle, that Viagra is "really" made of."

[Bigstarrocker9]

this one takes commercial of the year

[featuringb]

'the most interesting man in the world shows his strength and charm with the ladies and a bear' lol MyRSCG

[ebitondo]

Where has his beard been??

[LocoRico89]

Yea. I'm worried about you guys who say "Dad?" or "He's my grandpa!" Stay Thirsty My Friends

[Survivorguy74800]

I don,t wanna stay thirsty xd.

[DamienHell]

I LOVE these comercials.

[mikehawktralala]

.....Dad?

[mums11theword]

Right on!!! He IS the epitome of cool and smooth!! He IS the most interesting MAN in the world!!!! S.T.M.F. He kinda reminds me of my ex-dad-in-law!!! Love it..

[dirtyperry44]

HAHA his blood smells like calogn.

[onecunningfox]

You mean COLOGNE...what is calogn???WTF LOL.....

[1acroyear1]

Isn't that a symptom of diabetes?

[dduble07]

what is a symptom of diabetes

[jemihami]

He is my grandfather!

[dduble07]

if he is yourgrandfather then thats a GILF and your a well i wanna fuck you. because your a liar

[jemihami]

I didn't mean literally! My g'pa used to act just like that ... except that he used to brag more.

[dduble07]

Oh Ok! thats fine...