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  • its funny how people think that just because what they are saying sounds like a legitimate argument, means it is. For instance "what evidence is there that there isn't a god" Without thinking it sounds like a good response to "what evidence is there for YOUR claims" But they fail to see how illogical the question is.

  • Sadly, there are millions of people this stupid.

  • darn those words... haha

  • This is the fruit of indoctrination and poor education.

  • Cliffton, you're not informed enough to comment on these issues. You're making yourself look like a brainwashed moron.

  • This caller's an example of a transitional species.

  • @weefeatures lol

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  • It's like trying to educate a chimp

  • I already had a headache before... and i think, funny enough, it has gone worse after watching this.

  • Dumb as dirt.

  • I love this:

    "You gotta interpret it/You gotta read the whole thing." at 5:56-6:02, 6:26-6:39

    "Is there something in there that makes it okay?"

    "Ya'll know what, the reason I can't answer that question, is because number one I gotta read the whole Bible." 6:41-6:47

    So he's telling people that they need to read the wole thing, but he hasn't read the whole thing?

    What a hypocrite.

  • Another Christian idiot! There's just too many of them! No wonder America is so screwed!

  • these christians have cement in their brains

  • people are going to eat lunch?!?!?

    THIS IS LUNACY!!!

  • @XBladeWingX Troll level: Semi-christian =D heiauhsiuahw rofl

  • i would punch this caller in the face till he cant talk anymore.

  • There's no reason to appeal to a person that says 'look outside for the proof of God' because that person is hopelessly indoctrinated.

  • From the perspective of a drunk person - "Why can't we all just get along? Why does everyone have to push their beliefs on people? I love gays! They aren't hurting anyone! Why discriminate against each other instead of just living together?" Ah the wise words of someone intelligent, loving, and drunk.... (I'm just joking but I think it would be better if everyone got drunk one day and just took a chill pill)

  • @Thenewfallingsacred Have you seen drunk people? I think the reaction would be a 180 of what you described :D

  • The most frustrating thing is the fundamental laziness of these religious people. Instead of doing their own research, they insist on asking atheists.

  • @drche420 The worst part is they don't read the whole bible, they pick and choose, and when something bad is thrown in their face from the bible, they get angry. It's as if you made it up on the spot just to make them mad or something :(

  • @MrDajdawg

    Yeah, but it is not really necessary to read the entire bible to realize it is not a "divine book" written by a "perfect deity".

    It's also insulting that christians believe they would go around raping and murdering if moses hadn't written the rules down.

  • First he should learn to speak proper English. Then he should learn to read.

  • @samanthajayable I don't think it will help. I think his library consists of the Holy Bible, JET Magazine, and a Texas lottery ticket.

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  • "If yah bileef dat ya maight bi ah redneck."

  • "I can decipher that..." lolz

  • what other meaning could "kill all but the virgins" possibly have? out of context my..............back side

  • if god existed there would be irrefutable evidence of its existence, however if there is no god then there would be no evidence to prove or disprove it. the lack of evidence proving god's existence should be self explanatory..............THERE IS NO GOD!!

  • the amount of ignorance frustrates me!

  • @Exli3r ya atheists r so stupid

  • @DremordDrale People in general are stupid. But if we recognize our ignorance we can learn and improve.

  • @Exli3r im joking im an atheist

  • Next time I get pulled over, I'm pulling out the Bible and saying "show me where it says here that I have to use my blinker".

  • Try getting a Christian to explain the laws of rape and commanded rape in the Bible. You'll never get a straight answer. Usually you get the "out of context" which I point out there is absolutely no other way to take it. Remember, the Bible is God's infallible divinely inspired book that Christianity is based on so the "Don't take it literally" doesn't work either.

  • The problem lies with the "I'm rubber you're glue" Christian argument. They continually bombard us with questions to avoid answering their own. when clear, precise and abundant evidence is presented, it gets brushed off with another question. Christians will never accept reasonable and overwhelming evidence. They dance around and change the subject . They want you however, to accept supernatural and faith opinions of a stagnant never changing belief.

  • GO KILL EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR WOMEN!!!!

    Where is the room for interpretation? Is God like, "Nah man, you didnt get the subtext, I was all like, kill em with kindness and take their virgin women out for ice cream."

  • @smithcas86 - If I die and that is the first thing I hear out of God's mouth I will laugh my ass off! If only God were that kind and loving! *sobs* Why can't we just take each other out for ice cream!

  • Sounds like Chris Rocks retarded twin.

  • Derpa-derpa-derp

  • The word he was looking for was "hermeneutics."

  • I know I used to say the same bullshit but...at least I didn't sound like an ignorant gang banger.

  • @Sethermieseter clifton really is a superstitious nigger.

  • @BrendanIsCool i dont want to like this because of the racism but it would make an awesome pulp-fiction quote

  • @GGSwilliejones it certainly would.

    "you really think god intervened when we were getting shot at? Clifton you are a superstitious nigger"

  • Dolphins are smarter than this "man."

  • Ugh why can't we just enslave these niggers?

  • @Nekomedikia Doesn't the US have few enough jobs already without slaves taking them up?

  • @Nekomedikia Because that's what the god of the bible wants, and we're better than him.

  • "...Unless of course, they had other plans for the sheep and the cattle."

    XD

  • was dat wor? Dayum, aye christina....AYE...was dat word...

  • i hate people brainwashing their children, i am almost 99% sure that there would be no religion in one generation if brainwashing was not allowed until the children develop good reasoning skills like hitchens once said.

  • @wearestarstuffsagan people also shouldn't have children if they don't have the means to provide for them.

  • the argument about man being the smartest animal is irrelevant even if its true because if there is intelligent life, and they are not all EXACTLY the same intelligence level (which religious people would also use that as evidence for god somehow) than one of them has to be more intelligent than the others, how can people not understand this?

  • Who else knew this person was black by the title alone?

  • @hottse who else knew you were an asshole by your statement alone

  • @hottse not racist myself but stereotypes exist for a reason

  • @wearestarstuffsagan Im black british and i knew the caller was going to be black. I know u wern't being racist, but just speaking in ebonics or having a particular accent is not a determining factor for intelligence; the issue here is more that his christian beliefs are indefensible so he's fumbling over his ideas in the heat of the moment. Brainwashing 101.

  • What's that word, Christina?

  • Wow.

  • I think this caller is real, so he is that stupid. Scary.

  • blacks speak as though they have a mouth full of marbles, why is that?

  • black and ignorant, he didnt have a chance

  • Why is Chris Rock crank calling the atheist experience?

  • This guy doesn't seem to realize that "reading the whole thing" is what leads many of us to reject this immoral set of primitive beliefs. It is clear it is he who hasn't read the whole thing.

  • @hellhammerz666 I think that's a somewhat inaccurate assumption, though. Many Christians have not read their Bible, no, but that doesn't mean that those who feel it is a moral text haven't really read it. I was a Christian for the first 20 years of my life, and in that time, my family and I would sit down every night and read a chapter of the Bible.

    After having read the whole thing, I still felt that it was the word of a morally-upright God. The problem is not that people simply don't read

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  • @SeedsOfHatred You can see someone as morally-upright who, regardless of what changed from one section of the book to the other, at one time, thought it was a just decision to eradicate 99.9% of the populations of all species on Earth?

  • @RaveriusMax I think you greatly misunderstood my comments.

  • @SeedsOfHatred If so, then my apologies

  • @RaveriusMax No problem. :)

    What I was explaining to him was that Christians don't feel God is immoral - despite his attrocities - because they are operating under a warped idea of morality, and not necessarily because they simply haven't read the Bible.

    As a former Christian, I then gave my own personal testimony about having read the Bible and still believing (at that time) that God was moral.

  • @hellhammerz666 (Part 2) it; thus, they believe in it. The problem is that people read it and are so blinded by their warped idea of morality and justice that they still adhere to their God's teachings, despite all of the attrocities that he commits.

    It's so easy to say that they think God is moral "simply because they haven't read the Bible", but that's not the case. These people simply aren't opperating on the same level of morality as you or I. Their's is a twisted morality.

  • WTF is this person saying??? She/He is contradicting him/herself. Its like listening to dumb and dumber. zzzz

  • Listening to all this, something tells me that these people are really clueless about their religion. They just believe what they are told.

  • Gee whiz, more wars? Who'da thunk it?

    Genious. xD

  • this guy is an embarassment to the african american community, and americans in general xD

  • @BigRickDouglas1 isn't that a chick ?

  • @925732 is it? the sounds too low for me to tell really :3

  • @BigRickDouglas1 There is a Johny Cash song a boy name Sue, I know guys named Tracy, Kelly & Girls named Billy, Bobby. So I suppose its possible there is a chick named Clifton.

  • what opinion is that? that he's a moron? the man puts his opinion out there for all to see (which takes a certain amount of courage). that you don't agree with his opinion is one thing. calling him a moron behind the safety of your computer is cowardly. that you didn't understand my point says something about your own limited intelligence, doesn't it?

    if you're lost perhaps you should stop spouting your garbage comments until you understand what you're doing.

  • this particular vid pisses me off. these guys are making fun of and insulting their caller thru the whole thing. they could have dealt with this guy much better than they did. ok, so the guy doesn't communicate well. at LEAST he has the balls to call in here and defend his own beliefs which is more than most people would do. even the way the title is written is offensive unless you feel it's perfectly ok to make fun of those who don't speak perfect english.

    shame on you village1idiot.

  • Funny enough I was engaged in this very argument on a video about Peter Gilmore.

  • 5:58 Martin's crowning moment of awesome. I usually considered him as one of the least aggressive and confrontational guys from AE, and here comes he with such a gem.

  • LOL what verses are these? I wanna read this for myself.

  • @TrustedAlias Numbers 31:7-18 NLT This is the verse he was referencing where god orders the murder of the Midianite boys and non virgin women. He allows his "chosen people" to take the young virgin girls for themselves how convenient. Yeah I would say men wrote this stuff . Horny murdering men.

  • Man bein da smartist aminul on da earf!

  • I R gng 2 rit bk 4 futr ppl lk dis. hp dey cn intrprt t.

  • This guy sounds like such a moron, I think he's a child. If he is an adult? SMH

  • @sdacrowe a cowardly comment if ever i heard one.

  • @theID2 I don't get it? What's cowardly about an opinion drawn from what was observed? This reply makes about as much sense as the caller in the video. Sorry, but you have to elaborate. Define what's cowardly about my comment? That's what you do on public forums and I was not afraid to leave the comment, so I am lost.

  • This caller has brutally raped my ears with his ignorance of what his bible says. "Oh but you got to interpret that". (scoff) Christians will always try to spin the verse in the bible that they know is immoral.

  • @Shiesha32941000 Exactly, I was recently talking to a friend of mine about why I don't believe in the bible and I started naming genocide, infanticide, rape, murder, human/animal sacrifice, molestation, etc. And she says, "What bible are YOU reading?!" That was strike 1 that she didn't know that stuff was in their. When I gave an example on how virgins have to marry their rapists she says that, "Maybe god did that so that other people won't rape her. 1. They only wanted virgins.

  • @PopMami ""Maybe god did that so that other people won't rape her." SMH WOW... thats all I can say. You know what, I don't even think your friend really feels that way deep down inside. She may have just made up an excuse for the bible because there is no way to justify the immoral acts in the bible. Its sad how people can read the bible and think its such a great book and this "god" is loving.

  • @Shiesha32941000 Absolutely. Especially her statement, "What bible are you reading?!" shows that she hadn't even heard of these things in her own holy book before. Really sad.

  • @Shiesha32941000 and 2 how does that make it ok that she has no say in who she marries and the fact that this man raped her. It's not ok in any sense. Sorry for the longwinded response, just felt compelled to write this haha.

  • @Shiesha32941000 I like to then just ask them to interpret it. They all interpret different. No 2 stories match up. But just let them dance around for a while trying to make it fit before to toss the kitchen sink at them.

  • @omnissience lol....

  • This was shit. The host need not patronise the caller, but it is necessary to speak in short sentences at their level rather than use flourishing language. "I was an avid soon-to-be church going atheist"??? No wonder the poor bloke was confused. Fuck. The hosts need to learn some people skills. Logic doesn't always work, especially with the hopelessly uneducated/indoctrinated

  • Redneck caller + Intelligent Atheists = Hilarious

  • In the next 3 months a plane will crash. Write this down! Oh and while I am on a roll, in the next month an Earthquake will happen in the northern hemisphere.

  • So, you don't think killing is bad?

  • The passage they are referring to is Numbers 31:17. I read several paragraphs, well the whole page prior to that passage. It tells of a gruesome scene of killing and plundering under the orders of the "LORD". This is the god people call a loving and benevolent god?

  • @cdickenson64

    Due to a scribal error there is a missing verse after Numbers 31:18.

    Numbers 31:18.5 should read "NOT!"

  • @japlha LOL.

  • I don't think it's very kind to make fun of how he talked.

  • @drstrangelove09 It isn't, however it's kind of fair game when he just won't slow down to say what he wants, he makes his voice hard to deal with :/

  • @b33p3rz Don't get me wrong, the guy really gets on my nerves. (Not sure it's a simple matter of just talking too fast.)

  • @b33p3rz The sad part is that you know there is a person out there that looks up at him and thinks "wow man you are so smart"...lol

  • i predict that tomorrow the sun shall rise, then it shall set a few hours later.

  • @bonkuraysan WOW you are some kind of prophet!

    You're as much a skeptic as I am and I like you. Have a great day.

  • @cdickenson64 you too friend

  • 'Darn those words!' hahahahaaa love it XD

  • the more i see these videos the more im starting to think that all christian americans are retarded.

    if its possible, can somebody please prove me wrong

  • LOL! What is this BS about Christians never leaving their faith? I was a pretty extreme Christian who believed with all my heart, 100%, that anyone who did not believe in "God" would go to hell. Until about the age of 16 - which is when I grew a brain, started questioning things and slowly turned Agnostic. My life and thinking changed for the better and I have never been happier.

  • I like atheists,I had to go back three weeks in the comments to find a racist comment.though racism may not be human nature it sure is american human nature.I know, I live in chicago,yes the city not the suburbs.please do not point out that I was looking for racist comments.I was EXPECTING them

  • THE CONTEXT: god was still an adolescent, played call of duty 24/7, drank a lot of wine, got horny and wanted virgins and cattle for some divine reason

  • @GLANL So wait a minute, God is the interwebz?! Memes are the words of god. I guess to worship him I now must make sammiches and show my tits to all who asks.

  • @AznDemonLord Well... the internet is 1)all knowing 2)all powerful 3)algebraic and therefore a god. Most likely it is a hierarchical polytheistic worldview since 'google', 'wikipedia' and 'wolfram alpha' are also gods ;) (or it's the holy quaternity)

    Perhaps you should feed it some algebraic questions before the algebraic beast boggles your mind :P

  • notice how they never say that all the nice things in the bible are being taken out of context. just the bad things that they can't explain. lol. i've heard christians say that we don't really understand all the things in the bible cuz things have been lost in translation. then how do you know what is actually good and what isn't?

  • In my opinion, man is the dumbest animal on Earth, because we believe in stuff that isn't there.

  • @xXbestefarXx my dog barks at stuff that isn't there...

  • @TheSatan222 Well I'm sure there are reasons for your dog to bark randomly, mine does too when he think he sees something outside our window. But when he realises there's nobody there, he stops barking. Most humans don't even realise there's nobody there, even after their suspision has been disproven :P

  • @xXbestefarXx My dog is just retarded, the other day he was eating some table scraps and I guess some sauce landed on his paw so he bites it hard enough to make himself yelp.

  • @TheSatan222 Yeah well haha my dog does pretty stupid shit as well. Maybe they are on equal level with humans :P

  • @TheSatan222 LMAO@your dog. I had a dog when I was a kid that we named Piss&Slip because he'd pee on the hardwood floor and, invariably, 5 minutes or so later would come running through it and go sliding across the room mopping it with urine. LOL Animals are funny. So are theists...when their not scary.

  • @TheSatan222 How do you know there is nothing there??? Dogs have very good hearing, they could easily be barking at someone who shut their car door a mile away...

  • @TheBloodyBlackJackal Dogs can hear sound waves that we can't b/c of the pitch, has nothing to do with distance.

  • @TheSatan222 No distance is included...

  • That was a very stupid caller.

  • Thumbs up for the show , cause that was such a thick stupid imoral caller i ever heard.

  • He is not "the smartest animal on Earf."

  • SHUT UP!!!!!! AND SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!! D:<

  • I love how it's all the extremely stupid people who always say, "Man is the smartest animal on Earth." They contradict their own statement.

  • LOL they say there are no transitional creatures. I give you the missing link!

  • He's in a lot of these videos... just doesn't give up!

  • This 'prove a negative' stuff is really tiring and utter craziness. Here's how it should go henceforth:

    Insane, illogical Christian caller incapable of the simplest of rational thoughts: "Quit telling me to prove there is a God. How can you prove there is no God?"

    Educated, rational, logical hosts of the show capable of stringing two thoughts together: "You can't prove a negative. Thanks for calling." (Click)

  • with people like this are we the smartest animal ?

  • The bible also says the earth is flat and never moves. Wow, that bible sure is proof for alot of things. #1- nonsense!

  • murder is the unlawful killing of a human being...

  • I predict in 3011 people will still go to the bathroom. This caller is like all others, anything on the bible that makes it uncomfortable is up to interpretation and a metaphor, anything in the bible they like is the word of god, perfect, unquestionable, this is delusional thinking and sad, sad, sad.

  • that guy should get his own show! lmao

  • If you're an atheist and have a Bible keep it, don't throw it away, it's full of reassuring material to backup your atheism.

  • @cuevarap And when the toilet paper runs out it gets the job done,It's a bit rough however.

  • @cuevarap nice

  • @cuevarap I find "The Priest and The Concubine" to be the very reassuring.

    Its full of the heartwarming morals that make The Bible the cuddly book it is.

  • @cuevarap And, in the event of a horrible, global disaster leading to a Mad Max style dystopia, it can be used to build a handy campfire! Yes, there are dozens of things your utility bible can do for you. Call and order now! Warning: Utility Bible may contain copious amounts of nonsensical information. For your safety, and for the preservation of a civilized society, please do not take anything your Utility Bible says seriously.

  • The caller is an absolute ASSCLOWN.

  • Am I racist if I can tell the caller is black?

    : P

  • @Laevi1337 No. You're racist if you extrapolate his absurd idiocy to all black people. You haven't. Do the math. You're no racist.

  • @Laevi1337 Am I sexist if I can tell the caller is a man? Yeah, I think you're alright.

  • @Laevi1337 Yh dat he is black is rasisst ting on erf , i's tink dat dis call'or tought dis the number for kfc i woz tol dat dey do deliverys now :L no wa am say'in ?wan buy a dvd playur? Lol

  • @Laevi1337 no the caller is racist if he sounds THAT black ,and he's NOT

  • I actually doubt that in 2000 years people are gonna eat lunch, but the rest he said was correct :)

  • @GuitarSongCoverDude well you just have to spin it in a way that it makes sense and feels appealing. He meant that ppl will be charging up their batteries in midday.

  • @doombow666

    You are right I took it out of context :/

  • "darn those words" LOL

  • Iz bin noin' god fo a minute dawg an he ass reel ass it get yo!!! my cuzin foun out he gots a tumor an Iz praid fo him yo an wit a little help from them docters God heelt him yo. one time i gots capped in a drive buy & didnt die so iz no god was wit me dat day yo !!! Im never takin' my jezus peace off agin !!!

  • Wow, this idiot is as ignorant as most African Americans i come across down here in GA.

  • @Gunnz287 How do you know that this guy is black? :/

  • @DarkDragon1889 How do i know this caller is black? Call it an educated guess.

  • @Gunnz287 You didn't answer my second question. I've met quite a few uneducated white southerners that are overzealous with their religious beliefs. Do I believe that all, or even most of white southerners are? No. Does race change the fact that they are ALL batshit crazy? No.

  • @DarkDragon1889 And i'm sure they are uneducated white southerners that share this guys ignorance. I never said otherwise.