Jason X 5

[jman4208]

The nigga finally dies! thank you! black guys in horror films thinks their so tuff

[jmfchuckie]

The black guy went out in fashion. "Yup, that oughta' do it!"

[UltraGamemaster]

geez.you see videos from the international space station and the whole thing is lit up.but in 2455 space ships are almost no lighting at all!!!!!

[faithslayer202]

don't fuck with the voorhees you son of a dick crap fucking shit duocbag bicthes

[Sinhueism]

@faithslayer202 LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[jct200]

why would anyone put their backs on jason...

[emmanuel94e]

jason kills peolpe on earth,, and in space... defenitly crazy.

[ThisIsLazer]

weeeee spinning down a pole spinning down a pole

[bunnychaser2000]

Guys shut the f up so the movie you have is better than this oh wait you don't have one

[akhilshankar1]

0:35 - 0:42 Hitman Silent assassin , Mission = Basement killing

like if you agree !

[MrControlroom]

Kevin Sorbo must be here somewhere. Two of these broads are from Andromeda

[badboyz22907]

like why do the women always die first in these movies why can't it be the guys damn these women hot especially the first one that got killed

[jct200]

@badboyz22907 ever heard of the hot chicks always die first?

[lPrintulNoptii]

03:21 Jason goes Solid Snake on him xD

[Kingaztecthefirst]

well they tried I think?Well the Black guy did.Took Jason a long but funny waiy to get him. "Yea that what of do it".................Die.

[polygonwrangler]

May I recommend a decent gorget for basic don't get yer fecking throat cut protection?

[MrAwesome667]

@CA005e3 who is a zombie, a killer, immortal, can't feel pain, and is basically a invincible killing machine.

[TheInterstella5555]

Seriously it's a fucking spaceship. WHY IS IT SO GODDAMN DARK? In the year 2455 they were able to make "Earth 2" but they couldn't afford a research for a fucking new lighting technology?! WTF no wonder Jason always ends up behind you, you couldn't even see him in front of you...

[CAB005E3]

Well at least we can all feel confident that our future soldiers will be able to protect us from a guy runnin around with a hockey mask a tiny brain and an oversized butter knife

[adler2adler]

"He's screwed" I see what you did there

[KnuxMaster]

Jasons like "oh ones not enough? ok try this, *stab* let me know if that worked"

[IsItMyTimeNow]

''Yep... that outta do it'' xD

[e16able]

These people haven't got a clue what they're dealing with, only the black guy and the girl from the past are the only ones that make sense.

[TheIceMurder]

And aren't they flying through space? So why dont they just throw him into outer space? I don't care how powerful he is he aint surviving that.

[TheIceMurder]

So in the year 2455 they haven't got super titanium armour powerful enough to disintegrate a machete when coming into contact with it. Or lasers powerful enough to slice jason up like a hot knife through butter. I know some of you will say if jason dies now there would be no plot but watching this is just frustrating.

[BoukenCrimson]

The actor who plays Brodsky would make a great Jax if a new Mortal Kombat movie was ever made.

[MrMakaveli97]

I love Jason and all but hold up this is the future they can bring a person who's been dead over 10 years back to life but they can't stop Jason? Well that just proves Jason is the shit!!

[kazuma1801]

WHY DO THEY SHOOT THE LIGHT EVER BE IN THE DARK

[imkoolkiller99]

they should wear helmets

[koblarb]

next metal gear solid

[BMX950]

part 5 and everybodys dead ?.... okaayyy , ima watch part 6 .

[sparcsfly]

"sarge we found condour"

"whats his condision?"

"hes screwed"

hahahaha XD

[xXViiPeRxZ]

"that oughta do it "

[Pillowflame]

So 450 years in the future and the best they got is some cheap plastic bb guns and cardboard armor that can't stop a fucking machete?

Jesus Christ what a bleak future.

[LGDXJawsdakiller]

@Pillowflame The machete is futuristic too, jason got it from the operation table. It's probably super sharp or something

[toredtobluetoblack]

It will take more than that to take this old dog down STAB yeah that oughta do it

[viperish5]

Seriously, jason. DONT FUCKING CAMP! you fucking camper -turns around and gets decapitated- Terrorists Win.

[Anifoxstarr]

@viperish5 KILLCAM! *watches* I CALL HAXOR!

[viperish5]

@Anifoxstarr  FUUUUUUUU.-------

[dynamitewriter]

i hate how the power goes off in a horror movie u can't see anything. that's why if i was in a horror movie i would be dead already.

[15551cue]

8:45 LMAO

[cadman2300]

5:18 That pun's gonna cost her.

[Irockgswift]

Jason is an unstoppable killing machine. Finally the commanding black guy dies. I think he should have lasted a bit longer.

[doubletrouble374]

if they turnd some lights on they might be able to see him

[cornking6]

I thought the grunts would be able to take him...

[1JackHolmes]

ouch stealth now?

[BLOODWOLFGT99]

even with all that advance technology, they still cant kill him XD

[azplap87]

wats his condition? hes screwed lols. :)

[CloverCATOREE]

from 7:36 after the guy says "dont take your eyes off him' the kid actually has his back turned. oh come on. this is the worst horror film i have ever seen! 2455 and people are still dumber than ever hahahha this movie sucks

[CloverCATOREE]

its 2455 and they dont even have a freeze ray to freeze him again. that sucks

[SaintHakim504]

@CloverCATOREE Recession Probably!!!!!!!!!!1

[CloverCATOREE]

@SaintHakim504 recession my ass! they can bond a guys arm back together in seconds but they can make a fucking freeze ray. hahhah this movie is just hilarious. And even when that guy catches Jason on that hook and calls the black guy...the black guy says dont take your eyes off him, and what does the other guy do?...he has his fucking back turned to jason the whole time LOL shit film making that is. xD SHITE

[TheKnightsofAwesome]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND? HE IS BEHIND YOU! HE IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS BEHIND YOU!

[HOTTTairah]

@TheKnightsofAwesome yeah that make sense...hehe

[vadont]

@TheKnightsofAwesome it make sense but the answer is ITS A FUCKING MOVING

[samikasap]

@TheKnightsofAwesome No it doesnt *look behind and see jason* oh shit *five minutes later we jump around while holding hands* YAY THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!

[Templarkiller100]

@TheKnightsofAwesome BTW i am an idiot that was my dads account so dont reply to him

[justhammond3]

lol who locked the damn door XD i thought it was red foreman at first

[cornellious45]

Gross lol

[cornellious45]

Ate his brain?

[coacalom]

kinda reminds me of dead space + prey :/

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

This is what happens when a hacker joins a team deathmatch.

[viperish5]

@WeWillNotGoQuietly LMAO

[cornellious45]

Has anyone tried blowing him up? A few TNT's Grenades.

[TheSeaways830]

Jason = Modded player

[tinkerbell19771]

everybody who made a comment that about jason vorhees that mean ur stupid man jason vorhee is freaking awsome just the only thing i dont understand is why jason dosent pick up a gun from one of the bodies and shoot the other people so fuck off people

[wicked21kitty]

this is Just Stupid....They Cant Just Shot Him in the Skull.?

Or Grave a Huge Knife & Chop His Hear Off.?

& if they already did that stuff in other movies then..this suckz -.-

[eye80ne]

Deadspace anyone mmhhhmmm



[1doomknight]

try hit him at 01:44 gawd damn hit him or destroy something explosive behind him... :D

[highcolombian420]

4:15 jason was like how come i do that on earth they sink? how come he spins? well wateva but thats cool

[DarkXRazorX119]

never think u can beat jason cuz u cant

[JediDante]

we need a jayson vs alien



[funkybunny9966]

@JediDante No. we don't.

[DaGingaNinja97]

I lol'd at 4:16

[tamemsam]

....Why does the black guy look like hes wearing master cheifs armour?

[sniper100ist]

just leave him alone try to talk to him 

[MrKite1996]

at 7:54 how is he still alive

[stacyw92]

I hate how in these movies they never listen to the person who knows more about what's going on

[swagger87145]

if you think you got jason dont be happy keep your eyes on jason

[gastley315]

finally the black guy doesnt die first

[XIMRSHOWBOAT]

@gastley315 thats cause this black guy was in spartacus and has been stabbed before

[ChickenCooperations]

@gastley315 jason ussally goes for the hot chicks :D

[Rzormc]

@gastley315 That is the way it always is man, always either the first to go or dies the BEST. (Personally I have yet to see him die because I am seeing this movie for the first time on here) lol.

[Dharok4321]

For a horror film it's not scary at all....

[DoesNotExist305]

@Dharok4321 Its way too much science fiction for a horror movie. In my opinion, its the worst film in the whole series. Its totally unrelated to the first movie. I enjoyed it, Im not gonna lie but still.

[RLseries]

sgt:Whats his condition?

Bitch:He's screwed

ohhh yeah great joke (-.-)

[Sorewinner1994]

"He's screwed"

I SEE WHAT YOU FUCKING DID THERE!!!

[SuprMnkeyGurillaAids]

For such a giant person you would think you would hear Jasons footsteps if hes walking right behind you or atleast him breathing

[clubpenguinmegafan]

@SuprMnkeyGurillaAids jason doesnt breath

[Tehnubwaffle]

lol how come the leader always use the handgun :l

[CaptainFalconKirby9]

@Tehnubwaffle Its a pride thing i think to show they dont need a big gun to be strong

[Starwarfreak131]

@Tehnubwaffle It's supposed to be a bravery thing. They did it in WWl

[jennafranchi]

when are they gonna get that the shooting thing isnt really working...

[Starwarfreak131]

@jennafranchi Never

[WUNDERTACTICS]

You know,sence hes black,he blends in:)

[Lizsarawr]

nothin more fun then a game of hide and seek with jason ...

[death4351]

Gotta love Peter Mensah!! Dude is fucking ripped as fuck

[seansean98]

i thought jason was dustroying a camp not some lab HQ

[GRJ091]

What is his condition?

He's screwed

[Dragonstorm787]

...is this supposed to be a horror film or a comedy? hehe

[MyMrslimshady]

Hey!!! What part is the sleeping bag kill, i need to know

[QuasiGood]

Why didn't they make a ship-wide announcement that they had a four-hundred-year-old remorseless machete on legs loose on the ship? That engineer guy is just gormlessly sitting around listening to music. Do they want to be picked off one by one?

[TheSwastacrotch]

I think the guys from DOOM could handle Jason pretty good



[greaver77]

9:04 HAMMOND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Haverana]

any rs fans will know what i mean when i say, Jason Should fight wooox16

[pvivekvijayan]

movie full of shit..!! hats of to the director.. might have shot this when he is high on pot..

[samysasy419]

@J0shparks the black guy in this movie died fiffth dumbass. maybe you should try and actually watch the movie instead of making stereotypical comments about black guys dying first in moves.

[kaldicuct]

@samysasy419 everything in your statement is wrong. except the steriotype about black guys dying first. the first 5 at least was before she was frozen, the soldiers account for another 5 at least, im not even counting students. Sooooo yeah. watch the movie. dont be a jackass. theres no point to it.

[ilaughs1000]

best grapich when the guy is crawling without hes legs h lol well done director

[ilaughs1000]

yeah like everything is undercontrol you got a psycho under your hands with lots of skills with guns!!!!

[Constepatdyak]

Why do all the sarges use pistols, and all the soldiers have like mega ultra laser gun whackadoodles?

[gamemastershit]

holy shit was getting screwed at @4:17 loooooool

[FuckinHateNewUtube]

@J0shparks What? Are you colorblind?

[Creed132]

Even though everyone is dying, can't they just revive everyone anyway? :P Assuming someone survives at the end?

[TheRappa21]

even in the future you cant stop a machete killer from cutting ur fuckin arm off

[poisoncupcake74]

whoops I spoke too soon-she just got killed! ahahaahahahaaa

[poisoncupcake74]

"lets smoke this fucker" I like her!!! its about time to have some strong women in a Jason movie!!! ahahaahahaa

[summersolstice041]

at 3:29 Jason totally pulls a ninja!

[bignick818]

Great line

[SuperL3fty]

that guy got screwed

[hitman12]

i get it hes screwed. thats funny and orignal nothing like he had to catch a train and he was dropped off

[smansam]

WTF Is TheGiant Screw Doing There XD

[iwillkillu11111]

@smansam Screwing him,

Oh wait hes already screwed,

Then Screw this.

[kyuukirby]

YOU NEVER SPLIT UP IN A HORROR MOVIE GAWD DAMIT

[lawandorderking]

@kyuukirby haha yeah just like you don't have sex, drink, smoke, or in other words have any fun what so ever and even being the "good nun" doesn't work lol. Might as well not be in a horror to survive it lol.

[blackbeltadkins]

5:50 they know what they are doing ya i know to they are dying lol

[brandontrandon09]

Jason created 28 accounts to like this movie!

[upasgeneration]

7:50 faye valentine reagan.. - PORNSTAR

[BLUESLASH13]

why spread out stick together and blow the shit out of him

[yakkowarner20]

no one can kill Jason!!!

[darktailsdoll666]

wait, this movie is flipped, doesnt the black guy always die first? (no racism intended)

[death2902]

y is there no light in there what r they poor and cant afford any

[kjhq22]

lolz i just realized that mace windu from starwars lolz

[kjhq22]

man i love how stealthy jason is :D

[manwithoutfear05]

lol 3:30... who knew Jason has special forces training

[IronEd636]

The next movie like that's gonna call Michael X. :P

[dbeckman07]

go jason nice silent stealth kill

[metalgearrexlover]

lol my zebra finches like watching jason killing :)

[iziksquirel]

If he's so unstoppable why does he have to sneak around?

[wsgchopper]

even in the future people cant handle the awsomeness of jason

[jennylover456]

do they have a jason voorhees video game?

[1mz0qpal]

those guys in da beginning r stupid ass hell wen it comes 2 shooting jason

dey cant even aim

[MiNameIsDEAN]

pun: he's scrued lol 

[mainacboy123]

This part is like the game Gears of war

[MrB0n3]

BODY COUNT :

10 Humans

1 Holographic Monster

[GRAWRFACETOWN]

dont you just hate it when a dead body comes swinging at you when jasons around?

[09Vickers]

Jason Voorhees gets smarter with every film :D and hes a lot swifter than before. The way he quietly and quickly draws the blade to her throat :D love him and all these films

[Blisterdude]

''Right lads, remember all those cliched horror films, where the stereotypical soldier/marine team split up to take on the big bad then get picked off one by one? Well, you know the drill then!''

[jakeanddan123]

5:20 screwed xD

[GRAWRFACETOWN]

@jakeanddan123 do you mean @4:20?

[GRAWRFACETOWN]

@jakeanddan123 i think they took that phrase a bit too literaly

[14tivoloves]

a new machete, how often does that happen?!

[windcloud7]

goin splinter cell on their asses!

[WastedPo]

It's kind of like James Cameron's "Aliens," except without the high standards.

[blooberry520]

such mass murduring and so funny!

[raekwon8090]

Good movie with hot women is the best

[SwaggUnlimited196]

@raekwon8090 Too bad these women are either dead or about to die. Sorry...

[raekwon8090]

Yes you are right but they are stll hot

[SwaggUnlimited196]

@raekwon8090 So do they look better dead, scared, or alive?

[nooberlishes]

Lols he is screwed. Such irony.

[DrumTindo]

4:00 ninjas cant kick jasons ass XD

[CresusFLAZZ]

7:39

Don't take your eyes of him. And the first thing he does is takin his eyes of him. lol.

[timberwolf84]

HOW CAN THE GUY AT 7:53 BE STILL ALIVE AFTER BEING CHOPPED IN HALF?

[Sh0cKwUve]

u shouldnt ever walkbackwards neither u should divide in 1 man grups nor u should ever go with the black guy ( no racist) or the blonde chcik

[DgenerationXzenabby]

@Sh0cKwUve u fail... racistt...

[PianoMan1191]

how about you freeze him and blow the shit out of him!?

oh right. that would be the SMART thing to do and y'all don't do that.

[Danlightpower]

@PianoMan1191 doesnt work 

[UndeadBeaner]

its going to take more than a poke in the ribs to take down this old dog... yea ought to do it.

BEST LINE OF THE MOVIE!!!

[14tivoloves]

@UndeadBeaner that serge... he was like a samuel l jackson on meth

[dbeckman07]

@UndeadBeaner hell yeah man best line of most

[woohoman232]

@UndeadBeaner  yep that oughtta do it lmao

[UndeadBeaner]

ok jason never takes that long to kill some one he lifts his machete and slices, not lift very slowly and get shot. BS

[Epicman4567]

Jason will total them all