Fallout 3 ad: Protectron

[combinecommando001]

robobrains are better and plus they have a cute voice, well not in NV

[TheBlackBritt]

"Designed for speed!"

*Watches a tin can roll past*

[jopeon1983]

the protectron is inspired by the forbidden planet robot robby as well as the lost in space robot etc

[CrazyMalaka100]

wait wait wait wait wait...protectron = speed?? WOOOT?

[BlackAndWhiteScout]

It's A ... Great - Day!

*Nuke drops nearby*

[thecaterpillarexpert]

@BlackAndWhiteScout designed for speed (snail outraces it)

[Doctor3E]

He's programmed for SPEED,

"Aw yeah."

EFFICIENCY,

"AW YEAH."

and FRIENDLINESS

"AWWWWW YEEAAAHH."

Protection:Good morning."

"You to Honey."

This is a fie example of mechaphillia.

[callinstead09]

@smokebomb2778 Train spotters beware!

[agusting2174]

I used to have a ticket to the subways, then I took a laser blast to the knee.

[theXartisan]

only in the 50's would they allow for free rides on sundays :l

[pheonix4565]

wow, really just a great job.

the grainy effects, and the technical problems with audio (intentional i hope) were just perfect.

[xboxboy98]

@pheonix4565 its all on the bethsoda website...

[pheonix4565]

@xboxboy98 oh really!? that would explain the quality o_o

[Fallout3boy2077]

good morning its a great day...hell yea its a great day, my friends got killed by super mutants, a pissed off raider shot me in the ass and i almost got killed by enclave

[Fallout3boy2077]

@smokebomb2778 lol a little baby dont have a ticket...ASSIMULATE!!...damn poor baby

[sparkybigptalkshow]

I'll shoot it with a 10mm pistol and it dies. What a piece of shit. Deputy Weld got killed today by a radscorpian.

[ArticLight0]

Programmed for speed. I lold.

[nerv007]

Does he need tickets on Sundays?

[DanteForever20XX]

@nerv007

That'd be pretty awesome if it was sunday in the game and you didn't need a ticket....but I don't think bethesda thought that far ahead to make him do that.

[GarrysGuy123]

8 people don't have their ticket.

[wikiporno2]

Speed and efficiency hardly seem like qualities one can find in a protectron.

[TheJimozu]

@wikiporno2 speed: 2 mph running speed

efficiency. runs into about 4 walls before lining up lasers just as i run outside

[TheAzureNightmare]

@wikiporno2 You should see the Securitrons! Although, they don't have that much akin to Friendliness...

[16HardstyleLover]

@smokebomb2778

and if u do he will shoot the ticket

[XWarthongX]

I would like to see fallout's version of DC before the bombs it would be interesting.

[Adrian28PetersonOWN]

@XWarthongX its already happened, google this exactly "Washington D.C." Your welcome

[TalonMercenary]

am i the only player who actually collected the train line tickets?

[supertaco116]

@TalonMercenary

I do too.



[xXllPrOgAmErllXx]

it sead speeed when its the slowist thing on the game ever

[zemchy]

"MY NAME IS FISTO, PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"

[Stormclouds777]

Was that "Fisto" from New Vegas? :D

[acecreativity]

Ok we've got ferrari's now so we're going to drive old cars in 200 years?

[MrMegaUber]

Of cousre if you fail to produce a ticket he will blast you with LAZAH BEAMS! But, whatevz

[fallout0624]

Think of it this way the robot is 200 years old of course it's slow but tough

[Imahdum666]

They can be quite fast actually, atleast i fought against a few in NV.

[80VideosMan08]

their slow as fuck, omg they piss me off in fallout 3 and nv -.-

[Iroflmaozable]

speed and efficiency looool

[waynekav7]

@smokebomb2778 Try reasoning with him if you lost them...

[thenerd1000]

lies i tell you lies, i tried to ride the metro on sunday, the car was tipped over to begin with, then this guy came up growling at me....fucker tried to bite me.... damn metros. oh yeah and the protectron is soo slow (btw input funny sarcastic tone when saying this. ) :D

[OctagonCookies]

yeah... speed... that robot is the slowest thing in the world =-=

[bobojr456]

tickets please

[mrgunandrun]

oh my fisto

[TheSektorz]

Oh man was he friendly after the sex..

[SuperFREEXBOXLIVECOD]

Dropped your 5 dollar ticket? Guess I have to shoot at you

[Hgabor96]

Thumbs up if you just executed the protecron when he asked for a ticket!

[bestdrummerever1234]

@Hgabor96 i shot it lol

[TechUnadept]

@bestdrummerever1234 hacked it.

[brunkies]

@Hgabor96 If you throw a ticket in front of him we wont attack

[pyro5666]

lone wanderer: if you don't mind it appears all civilization is gone. you can leave and ill just go through without a ticket...

protectron: tickets please.

lone wanderer: theres nobody left to ride the train, let alone the train is destroyed and you still wont let me through?

protectron: tickets please.

lone wanderer: go fuck a mutated duck!

proceeds to walk past.

protectron: i'm firing mah lazah!!!!!!!!!!!!

lone wanderer: what.? ahhhhh!!!!!.....

[smbz821]

so... they were able to make robots, but not TV that can show color???

[Alucardiff]

@smbz821

ROFL.

[jopeon1983]

@smbz821 have you never played fallout before..it's inspired by pop culture and what people though the future would be like after an ideal 1950's. they never had the advances we have rather focusing on nuclear technology. alot of things didn't progress beyond the 50's, tv was one of them. don't forget in the fallout universe things like the microprocessor weren't invented hence why in 2077 tv's, robots, computers are primitive and use transistors . things stayed bulky and big

[eskimodude812]

Good. Morning. It's a, Great day. NOW GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN' TICKETS PLEASE!

[txrianna]

@eskimodude812 T-T i don't have a ticket!!!

[eskimodude812]

@txrianna Then pay with your blo- wait wrong game.

[DFTheNightmare]

In offices he shoots you if you don't have an ID. In the metro he shoots if you don't have a ticket. What if you just didn't get to the booth yet?!?!?

[Domew4]

Fast my ass slowest enemy , friendly not true would shoot with his laser ........

[MegaVanillawafer]

THUMBS UP FOR A FALLOUT 1 N 2 REMAKE :D

[TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN]

@MegaVanillawafer with fallout 3/ new vegas gameplay?

[MegaVanillawafer]

@TECKNADEFILMGUIDEN yes :D i liked fallout 2 havnt played 1 though but im asuming that it was great

[WholesomeBurn]

I carry 20 metro tickets with me at all times.... Best investment I ever made.

[MegaNinjaLizard]

or do what i do when i have no ammo, give him..... A FUCKING TICKET!!!!

[Illikeeggs]

Dear Sant...

[TheMrsteakman]

o 41 seconds the salesman calls the robot basterd

[attackman456]

Speed

Efficiency

Friendliness

Something tells me that those traits are not present in a Protectron



[GameMaster957]

Tickets Please....

Tickets Please....

Tickets Please....

I SAID GIVE ME THE GODDAMN TICKET!!!

[mushidigger]

i always have one on me no litilary i have like 5 alaways on me if i dont sell them and why should i give him it bio i can just anihalate him with ma' vengence!

[Trevin444]

tickets please um i left my wallet st home

tickets please

hold on

enemy intruder zap zap

wait i found it nnnoooo

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

@imawaxhomie I think my brother once said (after i asked a question of that same manner), that World War 2 never happened, therefore technology never developed. That's why there's computers that look like their from the 50's in Fallout.

[mushidigger]

@xXDinoman1997Xx also electronical tech hasent that much film tv computers weaponry increesed transportation robots armor and alot more but it depended on nuclear technoligy so prettymuch its a nuke planet other than it being screwed sont blame me if it doesent make sence im sleeepy

[ann1halat3d]

What makes it programmed for speed? That thing is the slowest enemy you can fight lmao

[awesomepizza2233]

7 people got Vaporized my the protectron Cuz they thought it was just some dumb robot

[vualt69]

he tried to kill me when i dident give him the ticket so GIVE HIM THE FUCKING TICKET

[atos154]

7 people didnt give the protectron tickets

[thenerd1000]

FRIENDLINESS MY ASS!

[dsm0606]

There are only there of these that are like this in the waste land

[MAKKEBAKKE]

@gameraddict7796 yeah, that would be fucking hilarious even if it actaully happened

[internalfire96]

Actually the Fallout series is a genre of si-fi called atom punk mixed with diesel punk. Just to clarify

[Sakkura1]

Programmed for... SPEED?!

[clonecomanderfox]

@imawaxhomie Fallout is Retro-Futuristic. It's takes place in an alternate reality where America never outgrew the 40's-50's.

[mdo7]

@clonecomanderfox True, that would explain why computer in Fallout look so primitive and old age, I don't see anyone in Fallout using Ipod or something like that. How the hell do people stay in 1950 lifestyle, I wouldn't want to stay in that lifestyle even if I am a history nerd.

[clonecomanderfox]

@mdo7 In real life, a thing called the transistor was invented in 1949. It allowed us to make technology smaller and more powerful. However, in Fallout, it wasn't invented until 2069.

[mdo7]

@clonecomanderfox You're not the only one that read Fallout Wiki, I'm aware of that and I find it way odd, guess the human in the Fallout Universe are not as smart as we are, when I say we as in reality.

[clonecomanderfox]

@mdo7 It's not about intelligence, it's more about timing.

[minimii16]

The bombs fell in 2077, it all 40s & 50s because those styles came back

[MrUnclepeanuts]

Wait so the Fallout universe pre-Nuclear Apacolypse had enough Technological advancement to make Plasma weapons, but not simple color TV?! wtf?

[LordDarthHarry]

@MrUnclepeanuts Priorities :P

[pieman97405]

@MrUnclepeanuts Vacuum tubes, those things screwed them over.

[ASHL0TTE]

Welcome to Megaton, partner!

[Lighthouse418]

I still went on sunday... he still fucking asked me for the ticket...

[feh2]

I want my own Fisto.

[jennifay74]

made for speed...wait what?

[Pivotas1]

In fallout new vegas Protection that robot is bad. Hes is in Helos one and In caesars legion bunker.

[JaydDeanStudios]

I love how it zooms in on his nuts when it says "Speed, Effiecency, and Friendliness"

[chaosdragon1212]

TICKETS PLEASEEEEE

[MultiFlipman]

friendly, as if most that i come across try to blow my brains out

[wokeupthismorning100]

Ticket plea-*A million atomic bombs go off*

[manicdakid888]

7 People had no tickets

[quaid1997]

Me: oh what a shit day, my dogs dead, my wife left me and now i gotta take the shitty metro >:(

Protectron:oh what a nice day, can i have your ticket sir?

Me: You taking the piss?! *BOOM* bastard

[grgyfthe]

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION

[Archuleta55]

@grgyfthe XD best part of the game

[MrFLAMER123]

@grgyfthe SERVOS ACTIVATED

[AnimusPipboy]

@grgyfthe I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!

[111urnotme]

@AnimusPipboy numbness will secide in several minutes! xD

[Teeheehee093]

@grgyfthe WHAT!? NO!? :D

[IAmTheStig320]

@grgyfthe

THAT ALL YOU GOT, ROBOT!?

[macandfriends]

Thirsty, partner?

[TheOldBaksteen]

it kinda sound like a depressed old women who smokes to much cigarets...

[domtheglitch]

Welcome kind sir or madam to Megaton.

[flannelman94]

Tickets please!

No ticket?

BREAK OUT THA LAZAA!!

[xXxDarkSeraphxXx]

Button Gwinnett for prez.

[hullupulu1]

just saying: TICKETS PLEASE :)

[GamerAddict7796]

I can just imagine October 23rd 2077 when everyone who couldn't get into a Vault ran to the Metro for basic protection. They would clammer over barriers and scream as the Protectron was stood there saying "It's a great day!" and if the people didn't have a ticket they would start blasting people with their laser! Man the Fallout universe is fucked up!

[pb19111]

The protection reminds me of Windows Vista.

[bittergunowner12]

What? My commute isn't faster! Every time I use the metro I encounter hordes of feral ghouls, super mutants and raiders! These protectrons aren't even friendly they attack me on sight using lasers! I'd rather stick to the surface and deal with the traffic!

[vladguy1]

Built for speed........really? And he can't even talk fast......wat a bunch of bullshit

[Vault101Reject]

"Programmed for speed"

Bullshit.

Activate one and watch him waddle away. slower than you with crippled legs.

[strong1423]

friendliness ? oh really so why he have laser that can kill people

[jingoxthefirst]

"ThUmBs Up PlEaSe"

[crazychainsaw007]

fallout 3 was is a post 1950's theme so heres what happens

white guy:heres my ticket

robot:good day to you sir

Black guy:good morning protectron here is my ticket

Robot:THREAT DETECTED DESTROY

[99deadliestwarrior]

@crazychainsaw007 thats rasist

[SuaveNerd2000]

@99deadliestwarrior I believe that's the point

[MrRumblerRabbit]

Designed for speed? bullshit

[snipperwolf200]

me; AHH, TECHNOLOGY JUST CANT GET BETTER! *sips Nuka cola*

Protectron; PLEASE ASSUME POSITION.

me; ....

[thebleedingheart123]

I bet the protectron does have speed..The protectron travels an inch with one step..HOLY SHIT..That's fast!

[gralkses]

so if you don't give him a ticket he will kill you?

[GKid51892]

Ahh.. D.C. Metro... home of the greatest collection of feral ghouls, psychotic raiders, giant bugs and animals, dangerous traps.....and the Naughty Nightwear....... Tickets Please...

[JustinxFailJprox]

@GKid51892 Yep make sure to give us your tickets or ve VAPOURIZED

[Pivotas1]

Waut Protectron isnt nice in new vegas

[Pivotas1]

*TICKETS PLEASE!*

HERE YA GO * gives live frag mine*

RUNS OFF TRAIN AND DIES

[TheChosenVaultWander]

Speed? Efficiency? Friendliness? Definitely NOT false!

[ChrisspacePatti]

Safer...UNTIL HE VAPORIZES YOU FOR NOT HAVING A TICKET! lol

[SilverWoLf803]

Take the damn ticket

[StAraqiel]

"Tickets please!"

"Here you go!" *gives live frag grenade and runs like hell*

[notblake]

The first thing i thought of when i saw that protectectron, was Fisto...

[tylersmith42]

Tickets Dammit

[captainofpineapples]

its fun to pin them to walls and stuff with the railway rifle

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

@ashlayblues Lol.

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

I was in the metro tunnels and I activated him... Trust me, give him the fucking ticket.

o-o

[gudam3]

@BiOhAzArDoUs10001 XD

you gotta be a comedian.  tweeckets pweeze?

[BiOhAzArDoUs10001]

@gudam3 Thanks. xP

[NickyAmerica]

"I Need to get to the Captial building, Know the best way there?"

"Tickets plz"

"No I need a ticket to get me to the best route to get to the Capital building"

"TO HELL WITH YOU, I HOPE YOU DIE FROM A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST"

*200 Years Later*

"Tickets plz"

"Nothx fgt *Throws grenade*

[pokefreak480]

guess what happens when u dont have a ticket u get......a.shot b.a cupcake or c.thrown in the path of an oncoming train

[cptnsquires]

@pokefreak480 i chose B :3

[flarex17]

@pokefreak480 i chose all the adove minus a and c

[XxPcHeroxX]

0:03

If someone had a Honk if you're Horny Bumper sticker, Everything would be cool.

0:30

Note how the camera zooms into the robot's Crotch.

[Puferu]

Friendly? Awesome!

[Background: Get lost butch, you're fired!]

[Background: (Voice) Fu** you, ill go back to the muddy rudder forever!

Protectron: Ticket..Please..

...Damnit!

[Background: Wait! Butch! Hold o--- (Gunshots)]

[deadrisier296]

lol friendlist mabey but if you dont have any tickets they shoot you right away....

[isomikieee]

HOWDY-PARDNER!

[bigcritic69]

i thought this was guna be a condom commercial cuz it said protection -_-

[Redracker6]

Yeah, my protection is REAL useful when I programmed it to be a sexbot and raped me with drills. (New Vegas, anyone?)

[sora558]

@Redracker6 I HAD A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH THAT SAME ROBOT

[Redracker6]

@sora558 Looks like we got a whore on our hands, boys.

[sora558]

@Redracker6 it just happend it was freaking wierd now i see a protectron and i get scared and kill it

[Sasoriemo]

@sora558 Please Assume The Position , F.I.S.T.O. is programmed for your pleasure .

[sora558]

@Sasoriemo oh god the memories are coming back!

[Sasoriemo]

@Redracker6 numbness wil subside momenteraly

[Redracker6]

@Sasoriemo Fisto? Is that you?

[WHATTHEIPHONE]

''commencing use of lawful deadly force, please stand clear of the offenders'' :D

[nuttex]

Honk!

[Cabuda45]

Hey, it's fisto!

[jasenrooks2010]

protectron: good morning..its a great day

"2 decades later "

jasenrooks2010: IS IT A GREAT DAY NOW BITCH!!!!!11

[MrSmugle]

Prim Slim FTW

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@MrSmugle Primm Slim: as you can see, the gun is still in mint condition inside this case.

Courier: no its not, look at it!

Primm Slim: sir, I can see it just fine with my 200 year old vision monitor-

Courier: ITS NOT FUCKING THERE YOU MORON! *shoots with lazer rifle*

lol :)

[chevkoch]

"Launching fare dodger elimination protocol."

[graidstin]

And he looks exactly like Robby the Robot!

[seahat1]

protectrons arent nice they call me commies!

[tehwealthyhobo]

@seahat1 Those are Mister Gutsys

[seahat1]

@tehwealthyhobo out in the wasteland there are some protectrons who call you commies

[Sasoriemo]

@seahat1 nah those are Gutsies aint they ? 'I love making a Commie Bastard die for his country'

[seahat1]

@Sasoriemo im talking about the military protectrons the ones that are green

[boonw]

Me: Damn, this ticket cost me 4 dollars, I hate this country, the subway's expensive, and the softdrinks make your pee glow, why the hell did canada have to get anexed?

Protectron: tickets please

me: here you go

Protectron: tickets please

me: you just took my ticket, can I go through now?

protectron: INTRUDER DETECTED. PROCEEDING TO VAPORISE COMMUNIST SYMPATHISER.